#HE'S THE WORST I LOVE HIM

[jackharkness]

John Pruitt + ‘Heaven Knows’ by First Aid Kit

[quetzalpapalotl]

I love how the martial gods are described as thinking with their fist kinda guys. They're good for breaking walls and windows, they can't help but admire their opponent's skills even when they're being beaten. And most of all I love that Jun Wu is actually happy when Hua Cheng lands a hit on him. Like, he may be everything that's wrong with the world and suffering a perpetual mental health crisis, but he's still a martial god, the martial god and he hasn't had a good match since forever. He's as martial-pilled as his fellows.

[nelyoslegalteam]

[a single pinecone hits your doorbell at the perfect angle to ring it. Halloween is the start of winter, mythologically speaking. I think.]

Trick or treat!

I always enjoy seeing your Tolkien opinions, and while I’m not certain what’s happening with your ttrpg campaigns, they seem like a lot of fun. Happy Halloween!

why thank you, darling!! you're entirely too sweet .w.

you want to know what's happening with my ttrpg campaigns?? excellent. i'm not asking you're learning. I Am Going To Explain Mëohen To You.

we sit down to start gondolin campaign. action has been turned over to the players. nobody really knows how to begin, or who is going to start talking first.

and @thymo-leonta just gets The Most Little Shit Look On His Face

- like i literally fucking watch the glee on his face as it changes -

opens his little shit mouth

and drops on us

his terrible spoiled boyprince

he has said two words and already everyone hates him

the two words in question were to order @potatoobsessed999's character to go spying on his rival for him

because the BEST USE of your EMPLOYEES is to MAKE THEM GATHER PETTY GOSSIP for you because you LIKE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE LOOK BAD FOR FUN

the two words were utterly infuriating to listen to

every single other character in the party proceeds to bond over how much we collectively hate mëohen

mëohen proceeds to try to impress idril by pretending to be nice to the npc he has a rivalry with

idril can literally just read his fucking mind though but he has to keep up appearances in front of everyone ELSE SO HE AND HIS RIVAL ARE CURRENTLY BEING FORCED TO BE FRIENDS

MEOHEN IS SUFFERING AND IT IS HILARIOUS

WE ALREADY SHIP THEM. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

MEOHEN IS A HARROWED, SO HE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE PROPHETIC DREAMS AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAJOR FUNCTION OF HIS CHARACTER

EXCEPT

HIS PROPHETIC DREAM ABOUT GONDOLIN BEING BUILT WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT HIM FORGETTING TO PACK SOMETHING AND BEING SO MAD THAT HE LEFT IT

he's so full of shit and just wants to be petty and spoiled and cause problems

are you mad at him? would you like to be?

[veecantswim]

[lucifer-ocadaverapodrecido]

I made "Bon" in ponytown

(+ my girlfriend's pony looking at him)

[peachyspaceslvt]

Nathanos Blightcaller

— World of Warcraft

[jumpscaregoose]

hana askura is the best shonen sequel protagonist of all time. performs a new trance with himself. headmates with his god-uncle's ex situationship from 1000 years ago. has no hobbies or interests whatsoever. absolutely 0 rizz whenever he tries flirting but somehow has two people falling all over him. got asked what bl was once

[lavendersgirl]

my brothers immediate reaction when my mom has a health scare

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Astarion you are going to do one decent thing in your pasty vampire spawn unlife or I'm going to stab you myself.

[theplottdump]

𝗟𝗩𝗟 𝟯: 𝗔𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 Vera: Morning Director. Argent: Good Morning 005.

𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝟬𝟬𝟵'𝘀 𝗔𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁: Both the title and the flat had been handed down to him by his Father, the previous Number 9.

There's a lot to be said about the weight sitting on a person's shoulders with shoes like that to fill; but 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘆 was more concerned at the moment about the one bearing down on his ass.

Until that is, he was interrupted by three curt knocks at the door.

Chad: Either my Zoomers guy finally figured out how to get past Poppy at the Front Desk, or I've missed the memo for some very important meeting.

Remington: Should I stop? Chad: Now there's a terrible idea. Unfortunately, if we keep her waiting any longer she might fire you and I don't think I can afford that kind loss right now.

Three more short knocks, somehow more irritated this time around came from the door.

Chad: COMING! Remington: Me… Too…

[scratching92]

So in my efforts to find anything and everything related to the Albatross, I discovered a twitter fic I had missed about a Loyal Wing named Solmaz. There's a lot I could say about it, but towards the end of the fic there is an extremely funny moment where we get the internal monologue of The Maw (inasmuch as they have an internal "monologue") and we get one voice (heavily implied to be the remnants of Yond-Balor's psyche) reminiscing about the life of luxury and mindless violence and consumption he engaged in, only to be told to shut up by the rest of the Maw's hive mind. Might be the funniest thing in all of Lancer.

[seconds-2-midnight]

@sashathedoge deleted scene from the fic that definitely happened

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[wormnextdoor]

i'm having a great time writing in milo's pov. bro is being shown genuine kindness/sympathy and he walks away from it like "god they're so fake it makes me sick. i hope they all die in a fire" no, dude, the only fake one here is YOU

[shepscapades]

Collection of warmup doodles that I had way too much fun with (from these hc chatlog screenshots from the past few days! [x] [x] )

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x08 || 3x03

[ruporas]

need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)