#HE'S SUCH A PRICK
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elias is kinda hot when he's being an untouchable motherfucker tbh. an absolute bastard, of course. but hot
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May 8, 2024
Ms Renaud: Mr. Speaker, I just have a point – I don’t know. I have a procedural question. I’m not sure how to handle this. I have difficulty focusing when people are consistently ripping stuff, and I think that they’re doing it because I have trouble focusing when people do that. I’d like them to stop if that’s okay.
The Speaker: You could call a point of order, which I think you have done. I’m not entirely sure on the point in the standing orders which might prevent a member – I’m not sure why the member was ripping a piece of paper. I’m not sure it’s a point of order. I think you’ve made your point, and the member has heard it. I’m sure they’ll conduct themselves accordingly.
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Mr. Getson: I hope everyone was listening to that last speech. By the way, if anyone wants to rip a paper, crumple a ball, make some noise, heckle like the usual members do, I strongly encourage a verbose debate in here while I’m speaking.
The Speaker: I certainly wouldn’t encourage that lack of decorum inside the Assembly.
Mr. Getson: Your discretion, as always, Mr. Speaker, but I encourage that type of interaction.
#he's such a prick#shut up shane#alberta#alberta politics#ableg#Marie Renaud#St. Albert#NDP#Nathan Cooper#Olds-Didsbury-Three Hills#Shane Getson#Lac Ste Anne-Parkland#UCP#cdnpoli
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
#the comically evil arrogant rude chauvinistic homophobic son of a russian oligarch prick of a man that has been ruining my life#who i thought was making innuendos towards me as part of a twisted plwer play in a way only people who have not been punched enough#can approach social situations#drunkenly told me he admired and loved me and then promptly propositioned me. twice.#fuck my entire life
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no reflection needed.
#my art#yo get him tf outta there :(#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway#funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo#and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf#i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee#i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing#fanart#digital art#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#artists on tumblr#bg3#bg3 astarion#bg3 art#baldurs gate#bg3 companions
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I've seen a few fics where Charles is dyslexic, and while I'm not wedded to it, I do kind of like that headcanon.
In which case, I do think that Edwin has noticed on some subconscious level that if he describes his books to Charles by shape, colour, and location, rather than just title, that Charles is more likely to hand him the right book.
But I do not think that Edwin is likely to be consciously aware that Charles is dyslexic, or indeed of what dyslexia is, nor do I think Charles knows. I think if you asked Edwin he would say that Charles is brilliant and therefor is refusing to learn to read Aramaic out of pure stubbornness, and if you asked Charles he would say he's just not great with reading and that's what he has Edwin for.
#Like. They are nice kids#But they were neither of them exactly raised with a 21st century awareness of neurodiversity#and I don't think keeping up with psych literature#has exactly been Edwin ''he is a boy and I am a boy'' Payne's top priority#and Charles hasn't been reading the DSM because he's fucking dyslexic#DeadBoyDetectives#Charles Rowland#Edwin Payne#headcanons#Dead Boy Detectives#DBDA#Further headcanon that Charles basically worked out his own accommodations enough to manage in school with zero support#because his dad was a prick about it and his teachers were racist. So like. He copes okay.#But he doesn't tend to read a lot if he doesn't have to
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?
very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed
#i think about it a lot#fucks me up#like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan#and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now”#(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong)#(not their fault that system let sy cheat)#like. that fucks me up a lot.#pip speaks#svsss#btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters#but it is an interesting parallel
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YELLOWJACKETS THEORY: (pretty much unconfirmed canon tbh)
JACKIE FAKED HER DEATH TO GET OUT OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR CALLIE AFTER THEY DID IT RAW
My evidence: >>>
She is clearly JackieShauna’s love child, the casting department honestly made it a little too obvious if I'm being honest, like she has Shauna’s colouring but that’s Jackie’s face
#“dID’nT tHeY EAt hER” guy’s it’s so obvious they didn't#they ate travis#who jackie killed and put a wig on so they’d think it was her#she then pretended to be travis until they were rescued#why do you think he was less of a prick in season 2???#wake up people#yellowjackets#jackieshauna#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#callie sadecki
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"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"
#dont ask why binghe gets to be a human but sqq has to be a unicorn#maybe hes prince lir in this au actually wait omg that would be good#half human half red bull sxy was freakay#the unicorn turning human to disguise herself is obviously sqqs plant body allegory#binghe sniffing around the castle: where is shizun i can still smell him? suspiciously sqq shaped human: gulp#binghe's tragic backstory in this au i guess is that he meets shen qingqiunicorn as a kid and sqq can sense that hes half fae and so#takes him semi under his wing but is like a prick about it until binghes seal breaks and they find out that hes a red bull fae#and shen jiu stabs him into the ocean something something abyss he comes back gets adopted by haggard kills every unicorn by throwing them#into the ocean as well before picking off shen jiunicorn last. and then sy fucks it all up#it's been like a decade since i read the book sorry#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#lbh#luo binghe#my art#svsss last unicorn au
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fleetway sonic is soooooooo bad with being cared for, he wants to be the most special boy in the spotlight ever but if somebody gives him a genuine hug he will die
#jo.art#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#tails the fox#porker lewis#johnny lightfoot#im bringing back echidnas being very expressive with hands#so putting hand on the chest means sincerity#cause ya know it very close to the heart#and the screaming is just knux thinking shouting = intensity#he really means it but he doesnt want to show that to sonic#cause hes a prick#oh and knux says happy bday in maya#im pretty sure i got it right but wow#i suck at researching language#took me way longer that it needed i think#sonknux#<- ya sure#fleetway#sonic the comic
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I have finally finished 2.4 and oh my GOD watching Dan Heng be so protective of his friends nearly killed me, MY HEART.
And yes, the cutscene where he pushes the trailblazer out of the way and even cushions their fall with his own body, but I mean even before that! When he was already trying to protect them and March 7th from Feixiao and Lingsha!!
Because if you watch the dango trio throughout the main quest, you'll notice that they often position themselves in the same way, which is a detail that makes me super happy that Hoyo thought to include- when the three of them aren't evenly spaced, March 7th and the trailblazer tend to gravitate towards each other and stand very close together, frequently side-by-side. And by comparison, Dan Heng usually stands slightly away, and often even slightly behind them, where he can pull on their leashes to wrangle them keep an eye on them.
This is probably a habit learned through experience, since March 7th said during Belobog she is the "queen of unannounced disappearances" fjdksajfkldjsak
And of course at least a little bit of it is just done for like, aesthetic purposes. It's a video game. Things have to look nice for the player. The trailblazer and Dan Heng are the same height, March 7th is a bit shorter, and Yanqing is even smaller. It makes sense to have the trailblazer and Dan Heng stand on the ends, with March 7th and Yanqing in the middle, it just looks nicer and more balanced that way. But still! Even when they're accommodating for Yanqing in this quest, they still all arrange themselves the same way, almost every time!
But this changes after Dan Heng and Yanqing become suspicious of the visitors from the Yaoqing.
The dango trio still stand around relaxed and in their usual manner when they go to the artisanship delve and meet Skott,
but Dan Heng takes notice of Lingsha when she arrives, and he and Yanqing mentioned her specifically when discussing their worries.
Yanqing worrying so much about Jing Yuan got me right in the heart, he's such a good boy WEH
And when the four of them go out to the alchemy delve to meet Lingsha for tea, the pattern breaks. Suddenly Dan Heng is standing right up front, and even walks in and enters the scene before March 7th and the trailblazer to get to Lingsha before them. He stays a step in front of them the whole time, too.
And then when Dan Heng and the trailblazer have to go be interrogated by Feixiao! The same deal! Dan Heng walks in ahead of them and stays in front of them! Noticeably so! Enough that even Feixiao takes note and voices it!
Dan Heng is so so fiercely protective of his companions, and I love it, I adore hyper vigilance in the wake of trauma like this, I'm so excited to see what else he does in 2.5, I hope we either get to see him get fucked up or the trailblazer gets fucked up in his place, I wanna see them run through the meat grinder!!!
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dancae#danstelle#he loves them so much wehhhhhh#(I know I threw in the ship tags but I mean that love romantically or platonically. tag this either way as you please)#but anyway not to mention the whole cutscene part and Dan Heng promising he wouldn't let them die before him#I could have screamed when I read that oh my GOD#Dan Heng. baby. honey. sweetiepie.#I am going to squish him#I wanna see him get a little freaked out about being stuck in the Shackling Prison again heehee#I hope we get to see his old cell at some point#looking at all this though like yeah no wonder Dan Heng immediately doesn't like Moze haha#Moze is capable of the bigger picture and of being objective. Dan Heng loses that ability when his friends are in danger.#It's just not something they can see eye-to-eye on.#Dan Heng and even the trailblazer both immediately see it as being cold and uncaring.#Moze: *breathes*#Dan Heng: I'm no cactus expert but this guy's a prick.#I love them both I hope they butt heads again later fjkldjaklfd#dango trio#Nameless trio#trailblazer trio#caelus#stelle#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#march 7th
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Friendship bracelets for all <3
#bell made one for everyone#except hudson#hudson doesn't get one because he was being a prick#got this idea from making similar stuff for my friend group#we've all got one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse#but these guys just get their names#russell adler#cod cold war#call of duty black ops cold war#adler#cod#cod black ops cold war#adler cod#cod fanart#cod black ops#bell cod#cod bell#bell#eleazar azoulay#eleazar#lawrence sims#helen park#bocw#cod bocw#alex mason#frank woods#lazar cod#cod community#call of duty#black ops cold war
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My one and only.
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#mims posts ~#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate iii#astarion screenshots#bg3 screenshots#virtual photography#baldurs gate 3#he kind of looks like a pompous prick with this outfit 😭 and im all here for it...
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Older doodle! Them again <3
#codywan#i am once again. Yes. i will only get worse#kraftykelpie's art#im almost half way through rebels (first time watch!!) and oh boy oh boy im going to get so much worse :)#wars in the stars#this little blond prick? oh he intrigues me. you kalluzeb/kallus posters already have made me obsessed with this little freak#star wars#obi wan x cody#cody x obi wan#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#cc 2224#marshal commander cody
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Some season 3 profiles practice I drew while listening. I still haven't looked at much fanart because I do not want to be spoiled so these are just what they look like in my head going from their voices. My buddy said he thinks Melanie has a bob haircut and I agree tbh she would fuck up a Bob.
I really hate coloring things in but I wasn't as unhappy with Jon as the rest of them so I left him. I love green so it's probably just that lol
Finished season 3 tho. :(
#why do they keep putting that man in situations#jon i mean like dude he was a pompus prick at first but i think he's learned his lesson give it a rest buddy#ngl i loved his asshole phase in s1 it was so funny#“Martin breathed on me in the lounge and I want him dead” type shit#or him arguing with Tim and constantly dismissing files as untrue#hilarious#my art#the magnus archives#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus pod#tmagp spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#tma#melanie king#basira hussain#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#mag spoilers
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The TFWiki tradition of calling Prowl a prick continues!! And we barely know anything about this continuity's Prowl! Leave the poor mech alone and let's not jinx it if he actually shows up in the sequel movie!
#transformers one#tf one#prowl#transformers prowl#tf one prowl#leave him alone#stopppp#what if it turns out he's just a sweet mech in the sequel#like just leave him tf alone#i know idw tainted most ppl's views of him but still#i'm pretty sure he won't be a huge prick in this continuity when we have a bigger one *looking at you Sentinel Prick*
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