#Goofy fucking creature

[alelathedragon]

Zewlgy was originally a OC made for the Super Mario series as a character that could dimension hop and they were really OP for no real reason bc Baby Me moment.

Originally the character was a spiritual cloak that captures the souls of people that they didnt think deserved to have a second chance in the justice system and use the souls as weapons. Their personality was nonexistent, and for whatever reason they had the Undertale Reset button.

Yeah. Zewlgy was peak: OP character with no reason to be back then

But ive finally given them a Glowup along with an actual personality and purpose!! Just look at this goofy fucking creature. i love them

tag the oc who was originally a fandom based oc (and perhaps talk about what they were like before being reworked)

[isittheboogieman]

*Nah, tf is this weird ass looking giant cat trynna break into my house?

[amethyst-halo]

man i am cursed to forever make refs huh. here's clay and branch au style

[ossydrawsthingz335]

two has the best expressions in any object show ever istg

[chemical-tlas]

//smoking on the second pic

Original images:

he lives in my head rent free.....(12/20/23)

[saturnniidae]

Why is the reason Berk names its kids like that scare off gnomes and trolls (critters that literally do not gaf abt ur name), when it could be to fuck with fairies? If I was a fae creature trying to take someone's name, and they said they were 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' I would think I was being messed with and leave

[themintman]

I am loosingmy marbels

[loveisinthebat]

I just love this thing

[turkey-sandwich]

The funniest thing they could do is make Roo be just some sinner who looks freaky and scary as shit, but is just some goofy ass gremlin trash dwelling creature who dgaf about what's going on.

[muchmossymess]

LMFAOOOOO WHAT IS THAT

[sarenhale]

I saw this weird seal... cup? Shot glass? Ashtray? Whatever the hell it is in my local second hand shop, his face is so weird and charming I had to buy it immediately

[feminist-dinosaur27]

Mosquitoes are not seen as a big enough threat and that bothers me. I’m going to explain them as if they’re a completely new idea and then let’s see what you say.

Before we get into my bullet points, look at this mf.

If that isn’t the evilest little shit you’ve ever seen I don’t know what to say to you. He’s plotting something.

1. They suck your blood. Your blood is their main food source so they land on you and without asking, pierce your skin and feast on you.

2. They’ve got a saviour complex. Once they take your blood, they’ll inject some of their saliva into your bloodstream to stop your blood clotting (apparently). First of all, ew, second of all I don’t need your help??

3. They leave a mark. Maybe it’s to assert dominance cause they think they’re alpha males; but it’s more likely because their spit causes an allergic reaction. This rash is then itchy and red for like a week.

4. They force you to spend money. When you’ve got an itchy spot, you’re gonna want a cure, right? So now the mosquitoes are forcing you to buy anti itch cream.

5. They mostly come out and strike at night. Along with this, they hate sunlight. In fact, they avoid the sun at all costs because it can kill them. See what im telling you? Vampires.

6. They become more active on a full moon. So yes, apparently were-mosquitoes exist. That’s fucking terrifying.

I hope you enjoyed my mosquito rant. Maybe you’ve learned something new, or changed your mind on mozzies. (THIS IS SATIRE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY I DONT THINK THAT MOZZIES SHOULF BE WHIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!!)

[wr0ngwarp]

absence of feelings voiced is not absence of feelings felt

zero beat moment. i have many not-really-canon thoughts on this silly robot

hex translations under the cut

"can you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP for a minute??"

"i'm booooored…"

"all of you guys are morons and your plans are stupid"

"why does anyone even still care about beat when i'm RIGHT HERE"

"man who even gives a shit"

YES it is just him moping around and thinking mean thoughts towards rokkaku group (he is not allowed to complain out loud but that will NOT stop him from having strong opinions in the privacy of his own code.)

have a :zeap: as a present for opening the readmore

[3xtrat3rrr3strial]

actual representatin ofme.

this s is who yuo r talkinh to wehn you r sayih mean thins.

u wouldn’t hurt a littel guy…. .,, , WUOLD U??!?!

[fleshworld-bodyprison]

CREATURE FEATURE FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING THIS EVENING

[gotmyass2marz]

love how i went from seeing phen288 from hit webseries tbop as this horrible horrible thang that will take me away in the real life if i shut my eyes for more than 3 seconds to saying omg haiiiiii ^____^ wyd :3 every time i come across him on the interwebs