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#Give her a kissy for me ok
thepeacockshallstrut · 9 months
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i send you back my vita like its a child of divorce split custody between us
To me your Vita is like my beautiful granddaughter whom I look after during her summer vacation from school while you go gallivanting along the countryside
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alonetogether · 10 months
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i did not want to be That Guy but literally if i keep seeing that the only tags ppl leave on that peterick bunk cuddling art is about petes ass i swear i WILL start biting people like i know it’s meant for fun and trust me it was funny to me to begin with too but having smth like that said over and over. without any sort of like further. compliment or excitement at least after is just disheartening at this point
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revvywevvy · 2 years
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Blooming still, even in the mud and rain
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+ a closeup <3
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:) i have fought the fossils.
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welcomingdisaster · 4 months
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in-universe silmarillion 'rpf' tag simulator
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🌟 igwiongirlxxoxoo Follow look i'd be a hypocrite to say anything against rpf on this webbed site but i did think we had the fair & wise judgement to not send fanfic to eonwe on twitter??
💜 elfcontrol Follow
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👻 bluebirdiestelf Follow girl i am begging you please go read eonwe's twitter you will emerge a changed elf. 80% descriptions of weaponry 10% barely-contained desire to go and fight morgoth right the fuck now 10% the reason we ship him with arafinwe in the first place
🌈 sirion_sapphic Mutuals the slash they sent him was feanor/melkor 😬😬😬
🔮 elda_heritage_posts Following Elda heritage post.
🌬️feeeeacalimë Follow does it.... does it have to be...
🔮 elda_heritage_posts Following It's not optional.
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⛅ birdsmith Follow what i've tasted of desire || nerdanel x indis || e || 2.1k
nerdanel returns to the royal palaces slightly flushed, her freckled skin and sizeable muscles glinting under laurelin's light. she knows her lady--her queen!--waits for her, and can no longer suppress the longing rising in her chest. it is wrong and yet it is so right....
[read more on ao3]
⛅ birdsmith Follow bringing this back after feanor doxxed me ✌️✌️ #come at me bitch i got no gems and no ships and im gonna fuck your wife also #cant cos ur dead?? sucks to suck lol
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🔥aaaaaveryscarydragonaaaa Follow cracks me how people make such a big fuss about shipping maedhros with his brother. hes been to angband he doesnt give a shit
💎 dwarffucker4000 Follow
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🔥aaaaaveryscarydragonaaaa Follow wow sorry my bad i'll stop writing about how the big bad kinslayer gives his brother little kissys lest i wreck his mental health shining elbereth get OVER yourself
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🌸 ofthewoods Following
sweet thingol x reader headcanons 🥺
would gaze into your eyes for 100 years
grows long silver hair for love of you
wakes up every morning from sleep (thing elves need) and gives you good morning kisses (in elven tradition)
read more #not ok to reblog #mel writes
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💠ofthehouseoffinrod Follow not to be a tinfoil hatter or anything but there's just no way in hell finrod did not love beor with literally every molecule of his elven soul. like try to read "a second ode to a friend lost" or like even the eulogy without seeing that i fucking dare you
#there is no platonic explanation for that #gnawing on the bars of my enclosure (52 notes, replies turned off)
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bun-z-bakery · 5 months
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A/N: heres a little something extra too ;3
DogDay x reader
CW: suggestive
Bath Day
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You were off from work today, which usually means it's your day to relax with your little family or struggling to take the bigger members a bath.
Today just so happened to be the latter, and boy were they in for the surprise.
The four of you had just finished eating lunch and dogday was on dish duty today. But you just happened to be a bit too quiet.
"Angel? Are you ok?"
He calls out for you but he doesn't get a response.
Once he's done he's off to find you. You're not in the common areas so his way over to your shared room.
"Angel?"
He opens the door, revealing you behind it.
"Hey!"
You walk up to him, giving him a hug
"Guess what today is!~"
You sang as he hugged you back, you felt him freeze in place.
"But I washed dishes! Please, Angel"
He whines as you take his hand, reluctantly following you to the bathroom that's been prepared for the soon-to-be fight he would put up.
"I don't think I need a bath just ye–"
"Someone thought it would be fun to play outside in the mud while I was away"
He stands at the door while you check the water temperature and gather what you need.
"So now here we are! Plus kissy needs a bath too but you take me a while."
You laugh, using the bathing brush to point at him.
He sighs and makes his way in, he loves you he really does but he hates baths. Getting soaked made him a bit heavier, and drying off was a pain. He knows he has to though, even he admits that he smells.
"Come on the water feels nice!"
Your voice snaps him out of his thoughts, he stares at you confused for a second.
"Angel! What are you doing?!"
Your clothes were now on the floor as you sat in the water, you wore an orange bathing suit with little dogs on it.
Adorable
He thought to himself as he walks closer.
"Well I figured this might make things a little bit easier for you"
You smile at him, and motion for him to sit.
He makes his way into the tub, his tail wags happily splashing some water on the floor. You didn't care, not only was he happy, but you were happy too. Who knew he'd enjoy bubbles when he wasn't whining all the time?
"Stay still!"
You playfully shout as you attempt to wash the giant dog, squirming in the tub.
"Angel that tickles!"
He laughs out, splashing you with more water.
At this point, you were both soaked from head to toe, so was the floor... and everything else but you'll deal with that later.
Later on in the day
You finished giving Kissy her bath and helped Poppy brush her hair.
Exhausted was an understatement, but you wouldn't have it any other way, you loved seeing them happy and of course, smelling nice.
"Guys, dinners almost done!"
You call out to everyone as you cut some vegetables.
Suddenly, a pair of giant hands grab onto your waist, making you jump.
"Dogday! I could've hurt you!"
You warn as you put the knife down, he doesn't let go, he takes his chance and leans down to your ear.
"Thank you, Angel~"
You gasp as he pulls you closer
"For what, exactly?"
He peppers your cheek with kisses, his tail wags viciously.
"The bath, I had fun!"
You hum in response as you try to cover your now burning-hot face.
"How about next time you don't wear an–"
"Smells good, Y/N!"
Poppy yells out as she and Kissy make their way down the stairs, you try to get out of Dogdays grip but he squeezes you before letting you go, and leans against the counter acting like nothing happened.
Kissy and Poppy poke their heads into the kitchen, you refuse to look at them.
"I thought you said you were almost done?"
She asks, sounding a bit disappointed.
You go back to cutting the vegetables
"Y-yeah I just had to quickly deal with something!"
You nervously chuckle
"All right! We'll watch some TV then!"
You nod in response, once they leave you side eye Dogday.
"What? I did nothing wrong my sweet Angel~"
He teases, crossing his arms and shrugging his shoulders smugly.
"The couch tonight."
You attempt to say coldly, trying to hide the smile on your face.
"You seem to be forgetting something, Angel"
"Oh and what's that?"
You laugh
"You seem to have forgotten who you belong to, hm?"
He leans to your ear once again
"Maybe you need a reminder~"
He purrs into your ear, running his fingers down the side of your neck.
Yeah, maybe you should call out of work tomorrow.
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msdoodlesposts · 8 months
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Happy Valentine day!
Mrs Rich!Player x DogDay!Rich! (And friends ) AU
“Richie” you muttered as you turned over and reached over for your fluffy partner.
Only to hear a lightly squeak. You sat up and looked down having accidentally hitted the small Bobby Bearhug doll who looked up at you, annoyed at being squish.
“What the-“ you started and lifted up the blankets only to find the rest of the Critter gang snuggling against her legs and , no wonder you felt warm.
“Ok-no you guys know the rules no surprise cuddles” you said shaking your legs to get them away and you swing your legs over to the side of your bed, you reach for your clock only to find it gone and your blink before turning your head to the 6 smiling critters looking at you as they sat on the bed.
“Ok which of you little brats ate my alarm clock? I’m looking at you pig” you said looking at PickyPig who burp a bit which cause the Clock inside the ring a bit.
You took in a deep breath still trying to figure out why you let Rich and Theo convince you to bring these 6 back home.
You open your drawer and got out your wristwatch and blink seeing it was almost 9. You had your alarm normally set for 6 to get started on your day.
You got up and looked over at the plushies still on your bed and made a shooing motion “go, go find your leader” you spoke you didn’t say which one exactly though.
You went to the bathroom to get your morning started and was more confuse when you came back out and the dolls were still there.
Usually by more they would be off looking for one if the larger critters…unless someone told them to stay in the room.
You were proven right when you tried to head out only to get tackle back.
For tiny things they were stronger together.
“Don’t make me get the lighter!” You threaten and that was enough to cause them to back up.
You sat up and frown seeing their sad faces, you didn’t like useing threats but sometimes it was needed.
You stood up, making sure they weren’t going to try and tackle you again before heading out, you heard them fallow right behind you.
You walked threw the formally two story home (formally since you had the second floor and attic removed to make room for your taller friends and husband).
You step to the side as a boogie bot rolled by fallowed by a Cat-Bee chasing after it.
You waved hi to Kissy and Catnap who were watching cartoons on a tv set to their eye height and you headed to the kitchen. You stop and sniff.
Smelling pancakes and eggs and…donuts?
You moved more quicker since you made it clear none of the toys were allowed near the stove for safety reasons.
You came in and clear your throat upon seeing poppy on the counter. Her dress covered by a homemade pink apron.
She was useing her body to carry a spatula with a pancake over to a plate of them.
“What did I say about useing the kitchen” you spoke as you came over and turn the stove off.
“Don’t worry Angel she was just helping me” a voice spoke.
You sigh softly and turned around and look up at your 15 feet tall husband.
“Wanted to get your little surprise ready”
You rose a brow confuse “surprise?” You asked.
You heard poppy clear her throat and use the spatial to point at the calander.
You froze.
“Wait-our anniversary” you slap your forehead mentally yelling at yourself. You took today off and had completely forgotten about it.
“I-I’m sorry” you began gently taking your husband paw and pressed it to your cheek lightly.
You been working later nights the past month due to some employees quitting.
You been so busy that you had forgotten about it.
Rich kneeled down and gently pressed his head against yours in a form of a forehead kiss.
“It’s alright Angel, we’re not doing anything special, just giving you the breakfast I promise you” he said softly.
You took in a deep breath trying not to break down in tears.
“And donuts” You chuckled looking over at the box surprised that Randy’s donuts was still in buisness “how you even get these?” You asked as you pulled one out and threw it down the hall letting the little critters chase after it, you grabbed another one took a bite of it.
“They expanded a lot and due deliveries now, had to argue with the guy about how I couldn’t come out and grab the box and to just leave it on the porch” Rich grumbled a bit before pulling a chair out for you.
You smiled happily and another bite out of your donut.
Might have took 13 years but you finally celebrated your first wedding anniversary.
And got your donuts
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experimentfae · 8 months
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Hii I’m so sorry idk how to word this but can you maybe write a jealous Velvette dating a female reader whos always being hit on? and the reader never entertains these people she just thinks theyre annoying when they hit on her? Feel free to ignore this request if you dont wanna do it! ^^
Jealous Velvette x Fem! Reader
Oneshot / fluff
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Velvette knew that you are beautiful women, you are practically eye candy but she is still going to be jealous, especially if a demon keeps eye fucking you.
Another demon was flirting you, worst part they were trying to get in your pants in front of of her face, no shame in his face but you didn’t it give them the time a day but that didn’t deter the demon.
Then you velvet walked up to him “what the fuck are doing.” She growled out, she grabbed your hand “just hitting on this sexy girl, what want my attention.” You both rolled your eyes “do you know who the fuck I am.” Velvette questioned “um no what some whore or something?” This pissed her off even more “you’ll find out especially if you keep flirting with MY GIRLFRIEND.”
Then man smirked “that’s hot want a three way?” You had a disgusted look on your face this caused Velvette to laugh “yeah no way, I’ll give you something.” Just then Velvette took out ann angelic weapon “oh shit.” Gasped out the demon. “Fine I’ll back off your bitch.” Just then she sent him a warning shot near his leg “don’t fucking call her that, you SCUM, now don’t come near her again.”
The demon ran with his tail between his leg. “I love when you get jealous.” You stated she smiled “aw babe, but seriously if a demon flirts with you, you have to tell me.” You smiled “no worry I will next time.” You then kissed her on the lips.
The next time a demon flirted with you was only just one week later, like promised you told your girlfriend
[babe this bitch is flirting with me]You texted her just then suddenly the other women phone started getting a bunch of text, you immediately knew it was your girlfriend most likely threatening her. “What the fuck?” She female demon looked shocked to get text from Velvette herself.
That girl definitely left you after that just then you got a text from Velvette asking if your ok.
[no worry I’m fine babe. I’ll head to your place] [ok I’ll get your favorite made] you smiled she was always considerate. [alright I’ll see you home and thanks babe for looking out for me] you then sent a kissy emoji.
But you weren’t going to admit but her jealousy had your ego getting built up it was extremely sexy to you.
All you knew is that you couldn’t wait to see your girlfriend.
<- Back to MasterList or back to hazbin hotel
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Logan x Reader pt.11
Lads it's here
Wade's party
Can y'all believe it?
<<Part 10 Part 12>> Masterlist
Logan and Laura sat silently at your dining table.
It would be funny if it wasn't so scary.
Their faces were stony, both merely staring at the other.
It wasn't until Logan ran a hand through his hair - it needed a trim, it was getting long - and cleared his throat.
“I'm sorry.”
Laura nodded, biting the inside of her jaw. She was sorry too. She really hadn't meant what had happened. Hated herself for causing any sort of pain.
“I know I was shitty but I was scared.” He paused. “Which doesn't help because you were scared, too.”
She shrugged one shoulder.
“I love her, Laura.” He vowed. “I know you do, too. And I know you hate yourself but she doesn't blame you and neither do I.”
Laura's eyes watered, she quickly blunk the tears away.
“So again I'm sorry.” He held a hand out. “Do you accept my apology?”
She nodded and met his hand with a firm shake.
“Right, now we have to beat your mother at Monopoly, she's a wizard at that game.”
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Wade did in fact hold his party off until Sunday, giving you an extra day to reassure Laura you were real.
Gambit had tackled you to the floor in a hug until Logan pulled the man off of you.
“Thou’we lo’ya, I ca’ ‘lieve yo’ alive! Thank heavens.” You frowned until it locked in and you nodded. Years of living with him making you fluent in Cajun, sometimes it took a moment but you understood.
“No, you'd never lose me!” You sat up and smiled.
Gambit was kneeling - having been hoisted up by his shirt like a kitten - giving you the widest grin. “I'm so ‘ppy, chere. Miss Laura was worried.”
You let him stand and help you to your feet. “She doesn't have to be now, I'm here.” Posing with your non-muscles, and dramatically declaring, “My body's strong, I can heal from anything!”
Blade had bowed his head when he saw you - slipping in to see what the commotion was - but you didn't let him get away with just that so you pulled him into a half hug.
“You alive?”
“I am.”
“Keep it that way.”
You scoffed. “It was definitely my intention.”
He rolled his eyes but patted your head. “I'm out, gotta finish my hunt before this famous ‘party’.”
One day you were going to force him to take you with him. You wanted to meet a vampire! Yes, technically, he was one but he wasn't! He was Blade. Your brother.
You let Blade leave and smiled at the rest of the room. Wade was on the phone making party arrangements whilst Al asked for more cocaine.
Laura was yet to make an appearance. She was a little embarrassed. These people had seen her at her worst. She needed time.
Gambit sat next to Al. She eased into him and began moaning about her roommate.
Mary Puppins twaddled towards you and you bent to pick her up. She was still wearing her dogpool outfit and you couldn't help but smile down at the ugly creature.
“Uh uh uh.” Wade was off of the phone shaking his head. “Maya forgot she existed so you're not allowed to hold her!”
“Wade, I have no idea who you're talking about.” You shook your head but let him snatch her from you.
Wade snuggled his face into her and made obscene kissy noises.
Logan raised a brow. “Seriously?”
“It's nothing compared to what we hear.” Wade smiles too wide and let his eyes shift between you two. “Where's babyrine?”
“She's going to come, I told her we were going to watch one of my favourite movies.”
“The Labyrinth is the best movie.” El announced walking through the door, her hair was wet from showering as she had just returned from the gym.
“I know right!” You agreed. “Let me text Laura that we're going to start soon.”
You'd finally received your phone. There were a few missed calls from Gambit, El and Blade but that was because of the confusion.
Y/N: were going to start the movie in 10 x
Laura: ok x
It was a good thing she decided she could speak through texting. At least this time you had a way to connect. Last time she was nonverbal was a struggle.
You and Logan sat on one sofa. Him resting his back against the arm and you laying your back on his chest. El sat next to Gambit, resting her feet on his legs.
Wade sighed at you all taking up his space but threw snacks at everyone before plonking himself down on the shag rug. Mary made a home on his back as he lay on his front.
“Oh my god, someone take a photo.”
You quickly snapped a few pics of them and sent them via WhatsApp to him. WhatsApp was just like texting except you used WiFi so it was free? You weren't sure but Wade had corralled you all into using the app.
Wade found the movie and inserted the DVD just as Laura crept in.
“Hey baby, come sit with us.”
She eyed Logan but did tiptoe over, he had been acting kind. He was nicer now. Not as angry.
She supposed she was too.
You were safe.
She was able to be with you again.
To have you as her mother again.
She wouldn't have handled your death well.
When she was within reach you pulled her wrist and made her sit on the sofa you were lounging on.
Laura eased back and rested her cheek on your chest, you stroked her hair.
“Okay we're ready. Press play!” You ordered Wade who was staring at Laura in disbelief. Mary Puppins had scooted over to her and jumped up and onto your stomach so Laura could pet her.
“I know you guys are 'healing' and whatever but fuck you all! That's my dog!”
“Shut up and play the movie.” Logan flipped him off.
“Mhmmm.” Al threw a cushion in his direction.
The movie was just as great now as it was then, except for Laura leaning on you. You forgot she had an Adamantium skeleton and were slowly being clamped down on but other than that you loved it. Your stomach was sore when the credits rolled.
“I don' kno’.” Gambit shrugged. “I think I would've stayed.”
“I know I would've.” El agreed.
“Yes.” You frantically nodded. “David Bowie offering me anything I want as long as I love him? Sign me up.”
Laura sat up, effortlessly hopping off to stretch her back and releasing the hold on your organs. She gave you a face and shook her head.
“No? Laura!” You chuckled. “You wouldn't stay?”
She shrugged.
“I wis’ my pants made m’ dick look like that.” Gambit hummed. “All big n’ sexy.”
“Well, it's really more of a curse than a blessing.” Wade shrugged. “I have to order in custom trousers.” He wiggled his red booty shorts.
“Is he revealing himself again?” Al shook her head. “Mother fucker doesn't know how many pillows I got.” Wade was currently in a nest of them due to her throwing.
“What about you, handsome?” You tilted your neck to find Logan's eyes were closed. “Bab-”
“No, don't wake him!” Wade whisper-yelled.
You looked back at the man who was positively giddy. Wade rushed off and came back with a Sharpie.
“We are all in this together, Wildcats.” Wade informed the group. “If I go down I am taking each and every one of you with me.”
He uncapped the lid and drew a very crude penis on Logan's forehead.
“All this hair makes it hard to graffiti him.”
Laura giggled as Wade stepped back. She gave a thumbs up on approval. El rolled her eyes whilst Gambit snapped a photo.
“Y/N, giv’ t’ dick a suck.” You snorted and poked your tongue out in the direction of his face.
“He is going to whoop all y'all asses.” Al chuckled as she heaved herself up. “Someone needs to film that for me, do a visual description and read it or turn it into braille.”
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Today was the day.
You had washed, styled and readied yourself.
Putting on the lilac dress you'd brought, with white knee high socks and some slip on shoes. You hadn't thought to buy nicer shoes because you all lived in the same building. You didn't even need to wear shoes to his.
Logan had unfortunately taken the nails off but he was forgiven because as styled his now longer hair - in the same fashion he always did - his kitten ears were back!
He picked up a flannel shirt to throw on top of his vest and jeans. It was almost insulting that he didn't need to put any effort in to look that good.
You smirked up to him, giving him a quick peck and went to check on Laura.
She was half dressed in jeans looking at different bottoms and an array of shirts.
She turned to smile in acknowledgement when you entered her bedroom.
“Struggling to pick?”
She nodded.
It was hard. You knew it when you had a panic attack while shopping. Too many choices meant different variables, different outcomes.
You plucked up the nearest shirt - a small red thing - and an over layer - a denim button up vest - and handed it to her.
“I think that will match your jeans well. Wanna show me?”
She slipped into the materials and you were right. You hadn't even thought about it, just making a choice and half lying to help her.
She scanned the outfit in the floor length mirror before giving it a final nod.
The two of you met back up with Logan, who was already opening a beer bottle.
“Already?” You raised a brow.
“I know I'll need it.” He chuckled.
“Hmm.” Your eyes swept across the dining table. “Did you move one of my hotels?”
A half finished game of Monopoly was set up and you were dominating.
“Would I?”
“Yes, you would!” You patted his jeans pockets. “Where is it?”
“Laura, tell her I'm innocent.” He laughed at your attempt at a strip search.
“I will find it.”
Logan shook his head, taking another swig and hoped to god you didn't check in the fridge.
You'd counted the amount of them left so he couldn't just put it back in the box, no it was sitting in his beer carton.
Laura was smiling easily at the two of you. She liked watching you both so clearly in love.
It was beautiful to see you at ease, you had always worried over her and ensured she was alright. Seeing you truly happy was a godsend.
She hadn't particularly cared for Logan not since her Logan but he wore the man's face so she couldn't help but feel comfortable around him. Couldn't help but feel bad when he was upset, she wanted him to like her. To be that father figure. Seeing him with you might be the closest to that she'd ever get. It was pleasant, if not slightly sad.
“Right kid.” You ruffled her hair. “Let's get going, eh? It's such a long journey.”
She rolled her eyes but allowed you to lead her to Wade's.
Logan was shadowing the both of you, he had decided to make peace with Laura. She was a kid and the closest thing to a child the two of you would get. He vowed to make her like him.
Wade had cleaned the apartment.
He. Had. Cleaned.
Hallelujah.
It was a miracle.
“Hey!” The man waved you over with one hand, the other clutching his baby. “Come and mingle!”
Laura stuck close to you as you agreed, heading straight over to the people he gestured towards.
“Y/N, Wolverines, this is Buck and Shatterstar.”
“Hi.” You shook their hands. “This is Laura and Logan.”
“You don't have to talk to them, they're extras. We're not paying them to talk.” Wade spun you to the next people. “This is Yukio, we love Yukio, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Real name unknown. Annoys the fuck out of me so just call her whatever you want.”
“Hi.” You pulled Laura closer to the young girls. They were stark opposites. Yukio was bubbly and colourful whilst Negasonic Teenage Warhead - shit that was a name - was dark and gloomy. “This is Laura. She is amazing. We've experienced a bit of a tough time so sadly she's nonverbal at the moment but I'm sure you girls would get along.”
God you were turning into your mother.
Yukio waved, her bangles jingling. “Hi Laura. It's nice to meet you.”
Laura untucked her hands from her pockets and waved back, smiling shyly.
“Do you want to sit and watch TV or something? Get away from prying eyes.” Negasonic made direct eye contact with Wade.
Laura turned to you before agreeing and the girls sat on the unoccupied couch.
“That's surely not her name.” You whispered as Wade produced the next victim. “Oh, hi.”
It was B-15. She was standing, drink in hand, next to a man. He had a moustache and seemed harmless.
“Hello.” B-15 smiled.
“B-15 was the lovely lady who Logan annoyed into getting you here. And here is the love of my life-" he dramatically spoke "-Peter.”
Some things never change.
“How's things?” You asked the two.
“Going steady.” B-15 replied. “We've had a few issues with another being but we think that's been resolved.”
“You're talking about the Kang dynasty being written out because of the actor right?” Wade asked excitedly as Mary Puppins wriggled in his hands. He let her down and she trotted off towards the girls.
“Things are good for me at work too.” Peter sipped his cup.
Footsteps halted any response from you as you turned to see - fucking hell - Colossus duck through the door.
“I hate your apartment’s parking.” He dusted himself off.
“You're friends with Colossus?”
Wade clapped. “Ahh you know him.”
“He's… well he's a lot fucking bigger.” You mattered. “Piotr.” You held your hand out. “My name is Y/N.”
He was careful as he shook your hand. “Pleasure.”
The party progressed and your group found their way to mingle with others.
Gambit was talking to Buck and Dopinder, El had made friends with Colossus, Blade had enticed Negasonic Teenage Warhead - you needed to find out her real name - Al was comfortable sitting with B-15 and Peter and Yukio stuck with Laura - who you swore was moving her lips.
You found yourself in the kitchen, making drinks and tidying the mess. Wade had attempted to cook but after almost burning the building down opted for take out.
The mess gave you something to do whilst you waited on your dinner. Made you feel at home. The chatter just above the music swirled around you as you washed up the final bowl.
“That's usually my job.” A beautiful woman spoke from your side.
“Sorry.” You offered.
“It's okay.” She smiled and leant against the counter. “I'm Vanessa.”
Oh. She was the one Wade liked. “Y/N.”
“Been a hell of a month, eh?”
“That's an understatement.” You dried your hands.
“Wine?” She offered. “He hides the good stuff from Al.” Vanessa opened a cupboard by your knees and behind the cleaning supplies was a bottle of wine.
You didn't know the difference between ‘the good stuff’ and ‘the regular stuff’. “I'm sorry to say but I think wine tastes like piss. Has he got any rum or flavoured gin down there?”
Vanessa chuckled but delved deeper finding a bottle of rum.
She poured you a decent amount, letting you grab your mixer and then poured herself a wine.
“The scary one yours?” She nodded to Logan who was currently in a heated debate with Wade.
“Yup.”
“And you have a pup.” She commented.
“Laura and Logan.”
“I want kids.” She whispered to herself before shaking her head. “How'd you guys find each other?”
“Oh, well we're all from broken homes. We all just met.” You sipped your drink. “I met her and took her in, then I found him again. He took us both in.”
“Oh so she's not yours?” Vanessa's eyes widened. “I didn't mean that.”
“No.” You forgave her. “I know what you meant. She isn't mine but she's technically his. It's a really long story. If you want to hear it I'll happily tell you but you have to be prepared.”
Vanessa nodded and you told her your tale until the doorbell rang and food was being plated up.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead had come up to you and told you Laura was very sweet. She informed you that they had exchanged numbers and that her name was in fact “Ellie” but forbade you to ever speak it in front of Wade.
Wade had forced two tables together and stole every chair in the building for you all. Ellie, Yukio, Buck, El, Gambit, you and B-15 sat on one side of the table, whilst Laura, Logan, Wade, Vanessa, Shatterstar, Peter and Dopinder sat at the other. Colossus and Blade were at the heads.
Dinner was nice. It was Chinese food. You all had a healthy amount and ate with a regular banter.
It was just like being in the X-Mansion.
You noticed Logan relieve Wade of Mary and saw Wade's nervous breath as he spoke to Vanessa.
Your Wolverines smiled over the world's ugliest dog.
It was so domestic.
So lovely.
You loved them so much.
“They're very cute.” El nudged you with her elbow.
“I know.” You may be biassed.
“I'm glad they're getting on.” She spoke lowly, you knew if they wanted they could hear but spoke in the same tone of voice back.
“Was it really awful?”
“She's done a complete 180.”
You sighed. “Sometimes I wish I didn't hold that power over them. I'm going to die, El, they aren't.”
She turned to face you fully. “They'll be happy with whatever they get from you.”
“I know.”
“They love you.” She rubbed your back.
“And I love them.”
“I love you.”
You smirked. “And I love you, El. I don't know if I would've survived out there without you.”
“Same.” She pulled you in for a hug and you squeezed her.
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It was later in the evening when Logan pulled you close. He had slipped off onto the fire escape for a break, bottle in hand and a cigar in his back pocket case anyone - Wade - questioned him.
You had found him and he motioned for you to be quiet as you joined.
The window was silently shut and he brought you to his chest.
“Why are you out here?” You whispered. “It's cold.”
“I'm warm now.” He kissed your crown. His back was against the brick of the building, in between two windows, to hide himself. You were brought in close, in hopes to conceal the two of you.
"I've been sent to bring you in, we're taking photos. I've been in so many." You giggled, slightly buzzed.
"Let me hold you for another couple minutes."
You hummed in response, wrapping your arms tighter around his waist.
“It's been a cute little party.” You commented, resting your head on him as you looked out into the distance. The buildings were beautiful. It was still relatively early so lights were shining. Each building was its own Christmas tree with colour. There was the standard warm white, purples, blues, a lime green. They all shine individually in a beautiful mosaic.
The fact that everyone was living their own life struck you. And this was one universe. The bazillions of lives that were out there was too crazy to even try to conceive.
“Your brain is loud.” He ran a hand down your back causing you to shiver. The hand landed on your ass and gave it a squeeze.
“Stop it.” You warned.
Logan raised his eyebrows in a taunt and pulled the skirt of your dress up to squeeze the pillowy flesh.
“I can't mark you any more.” He spoke plainly. It was true. The bruises he'd gift your neck now healed. He couldn't claim you and it was driving him towards insanity.
“So you want to show me off to the whole of New York?” You finished his sentence. “I don't think a public indecency charge is quite the same as leaving a hickey.”
He hummed and took a final swig of beer. “You know what you've done to me all night?” He ground his hip into you and you felt his erect dick. “You in your little dress and socks.”
“I am sorry.” You spoke without a hint of apology in your being, actually cupping him in your hand as you spoke, “It wasn't my intention.”
He groaned. “When you were sitting on our bed putting them on I knew it would be a hard night. You look like an innocent... kitten. I wanted to fuck you into next week right there and then. Wanted to have you sit on my face when you were plodding around looking for a pair of shoes. Wanted to fill you up when you were looking for that hotel.”
Fuck me. Why was he so- “So you admit there's a hotel missing?”
Logan let out a full body laugh. His chest rumbling. “I am going to fucking ruin you.”
You worried your lip in anticipation. “We better get back to bed then.”
“Why wait?”
Your eyes bulged. “You want to fuck me here?”
He looked away and shrugged playfully.
“I don't think we'd have enough time.”
“You're worried you'd be heard.”
Fuck him.
“Maybe.”
He smirked but took a step away from the wall. “C’mon. Let's say our goodbyes.”
You both re-entered the party and Wade whooped loudly. "Finally! Come on stand with Laura!"
You'd forgotten the party was waiting on you. Imagine if you had let him take you out there.
The two of you met Laura who was sheepishly smiling. You were positioned in-between the wolverines.
"Say cheese!" Vanessa joked as she held the phone.
Laura repeated the word, making the first photo taken you and Logan breaking your necks to look at her as she grinned widely.
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You were flickering through the thousands of photos that were sent, perching on the arm of your sofa. Slightly tipsy as you giggled whilst swiped at them, some of them were so silly.
You'd posed with your Void family, taken candids of Wade and Vanessa, there were a few of Al and Gambit that Wade hated, Yukio has sent over a few of her, Ellie and Laura. There was a group ‘selfie’ - you'd just learned the word despite taking some - that was pure chaos.
You deleted a few that were doubles and when it got to you and your Wolverines your finger hovered above the recycle bin.
“Don't delete that one.”
You jumped, not realising he was there. Logan was leaning over the back of the sofa staring at your phone.
“My eyes are closed.” You explain.
“Because you're laughing.”
“Exactly, I have a double chin.” Wade had made you all laugh. Logan and Laura were smiling on the lower end of the spectrum whilst you were cackling like a witch in the middle. “It's a bad photo.”
“It's not if you're in it.”
You playfully rolled your eyes, basking in the compliment, and leaned into his shoulder. He had removed the flannel shirt so his shoulders were bare.
“I love your slutty little vests.”
He huffed in amusement. “My slutty little vests?”
You nod, speaking into his neck. “You're unfairly handsome. With your little waist and kitty cat hair.”
“Are you drunk?”
“No.” You pulled up, staring into his soul. “But Gambit was pouring drinks so I'm halfway.”
Logan chuckled and stood upright. He disappeared into the kitchen, much to your annoyance, and reappeared with a glass of water and some tablets. “Here.”
You accepted what he offered and swallowed the tablets with no complaints. “See how good I am at swallowing?” You wink.
Logan was taken aback. He truly hadn't expected that from you.
“What Lo? Cat got your tongue?” You batted your eyes at him. “You were all talk earlier.”
Logan licked his lips and took the glass from your hands. Placing it on the side table. He leant his hands on either side of your legs on the sofa's arm. His nose inches from yours.
“I don't think you could handle it.”
You giggled. “Logan, I don't think you-” your pointer finger touched his chest, “-could handle it.”
He lent in to kiss you but side swept. What absolute bastard behaviour! You moaned as he stood to his full height. “C’mon. Bed time.”
Bed time?!
Bed time.
Is he being- bed time?!
You grumbled before demanding, “Are you being serious? Logan.”
“You're drunk.” He folded his arms.
“No, I'm really not.” Being so close and denied was very sobering.
He smiled softly down at your pout.
Logan offered you his hand and you huffed before accepting; getting up and letting him lead you to your room.
“Don’t think I don't want to. Earlier I was feeling the buzz, I was ready like you are now, but I can't really be inebriated so I don't think it would be right.”
Logan brought you to the bathroom, setting you on to the lip of the bath to help you with your ablutions.
“It's not rapey.” You rambled. “I respect how you feel but me being tipsy and wanting to be with sober you isn't weird. We're a coup-” You stopped yourself.
It was too late.
“We're a couple?” He teased, wiping your face with a cotton pad covered in micellar water.
He tilted your face as you asked. “Well… we are, aren't we?” Brows high.
“‘course we are.” He tossed the pad in the bin. “You're my girl.”
The warm feeling you got was actually so highschool. You shouldn't have these butterflies, you're a woman.
He spoke after a while, silently helping you wash your face. “You gotta send me those photos.”
“Did Wade not send them?” Your hands which were holding your hair out of the way dropped to your sides.
“I blocked that dick the second day I got a phone.” He chuckled. “He likes to text.”
You smirked up at him. “I'll send them.”
Logan's palms cupped your cheeks. “Good, ‘cause you looked drop dead gorgeous tonight.”
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The butterflies were back, your tummy and cheeks warming.
Part 12
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supermarketbae · 1 year
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dom billy punishing you’re being a brat flirting with other guys at a party, he grabs you and shoves you into a closet. It’s really rough hot , and ur both so sweaty and he’s rails his huge thick cock in you. Degrading and praising you. After it’s done you both collapse, cus ur so tired. And he places huge sloppy kisses on your face telling you what a good girl you are, whilst your still shaking from your orgasm.
HEM HeM seeing as it's my **FAVORITE LITTLE REQUESTER**(if there was a way to make 'favorite' more emphasized believe me I WOULD) ig i just have to do a quick little somethin on it (by quick i mean never ending- soul consuming-sending all my brain cells that are in commission to work on it-perhaps multiple chapter-fic) again, I don't make the rules I just work here. (shoutout to @billysbot for literally being the sweetest human!! It's too fun talking to you while i write these funny little fics! (even if you are a tad distracting😏) HAVE THE BEST DAY BB !!) guys please read🙏i went on a half an hour journey to see if the word 'simp' was used back in the 80's
Naughty and Not so Nice
a series
warnings: secret!relationship, P in v smut, degradation, praise, jealous!Billy, Whiny!Billy, Loud!reader, Hopper!reader, choking kink, breeding (ig), semi public sex, idk this whole fic again lmao.
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"Tie me up?" you smile as your boyfriend, Billy's hands ghost up your back ever so slightly teasing. "Hargrove, I swear to god don't make me regret liking you!" you laugh as he nimbly tightens the strings of the black corset you wear. "I could never, I'm too amazing." he chuckles coming to nuzzle you from behind breathing in the sweet aroma of your perfume, arms wrapping around your waist possessively. You tsk feigning annoyance, "so cocky baby" you smirk pressing a kiss to his now blushing cheeks. "Shut up." he groans hiding his face in your neck. "We'd better get going darlin'" Billy mumbles to you making no moves towards the door of his room. You groan audibly, "Do we have to?" you whine. You had agreed to go to Tina's Halloween party with Billy. He'd practically begged you to go with him, and who were you to say no.
You knew it was risky wearing semi matching costumes, both of you clad in all black, but what could you say, you longed to be Billy's girl. You wanted everyone to know. Everyone to see that your his. See, the only problem with everyone knowing was your father, Jim Hopper. Needless to say If anyone wanted to get back at you for anything, all they would have to do is tell him you were Hargrove's girl, and you were fucked. You knew the minute that happened you'd be grounded till 55. rolling your eyes at the thought, Billy sighs "I know darlin' but I'd promised some people I'd be there and I'd hate to disappoint." He smirks. "By 'people' do you mean half the high school girls?" you prod giggling "You know me well madam." Billy replies grin boyish. "Attention whore!" you laugh as his hands tickle into your sides and you fall back into him smiling still. "little minx." Billy grumbles kissing your cheek and pulling you to the door.
The party was somewhat fun.However, Billy had disappeared to god knows where. Either way, the food as always, was delicious. The drinks were abundant. It was loud, chaotic, and lively all at the same time. You lean towards Robin to hear her better. "I said," comes her raspy voice. "Do you know if Nancy and Steve are still a thing?" the slight blush on her face makes you smirk "Somebody's intrestedddd in Nancyyyyy" you tease watching her yelp with indignation "Bold of you to assume but ok!" she bites back eyes glittering with amusement "Ohhh you have it bad!" you sing watching Robins face glow deeper red "Shut it! I'll find her myself" she grumbles rolling her eyes at you lovingly. "Good luck!" you shout to her giving her an exaggerated wink and kissy face. You snort as she flips you off, stalking away to find Nancy.
Grimacing at the bitter taste of alcohol in your spiked lemonade you sit back on the couch content, that is, until Jason Carver comes sauntering over. You groan as he smiles down at you scooting the closest he possibly can to you. "What's a pretty girl like you doing by yourself?" he slurs gently to you. You cough aggressively , he positively reeks of alcohol. "Hoping to be near people like you." You state back prettily. The stupid smile on his face only spreads as he lays an arm around you. "We should go out sometime baby, I'd promise I'd make it worth your while." He winks at you cheekily and you giggle swatting him on the arm "You don't mean that!" you say lightly smacking a hand to your mouth to cover your simpering. "I do-" he is leaning closer to your face when he suddenly is yanked away "Get the fuck away from her Carver." Comes the animalistic growl you've come to recognize as your boyfriend.
"Whats'it to you, freak." Apparently, Jason had a death wish today,choosing his words most unwisely. A few people, yourself included gasp as you watch Billy throw Jason off the couch with ease, combat boot coming in contact with the burnette's chest, holding him down. "If you even look at her again. I'll fucking kill you." Billy snarls, voice poisonous. He turns to you possessive gleam evident in his eyes, "get over here." the command sends a shiver down your spine as you get up following him through the crowded room to the upstairs. "The fuck were you playin' at" Billy bites the minute he shuts the door, locking you both into to a tiny bathroom. "You left me. I was bored. He flirted," you say calmly feigning innocence "I don't see the problem, Baby." you say voice seductively low as you inch your hands up his strong frame.
"I guess I have to remind you who you belong to then" he rasps mouth harshly coming to bite at your neck. blatantly marking you. "B-billy-ah-my friends-" You moan as licks a stripe of your neck ferally groaning as he humps into you. "Shut the fuck up-god sweetheart I'm already so hard for you- shoulda-ah-should've fuckin thought of that when you were whoring out for Jason huh?" You mewl at his words eyes rolling back into your head as he clamps a hand over your mouth "c'mon darlin' shut that pretty mouth of yours, d-don't-goddd-don't w-want your friends to hear you moaning my name like a slut huh?" You whimper out muffled as he bends you over the small sink counter, other hand coming to knead into your ass before giving it a rough slap. "Billy~ ohmygod-please babyyy!" you whine as his hands come to play with your hardened nipples. He tsks eyes trailing over your wiggling figure,
"begging me to rail you already love?" Billy mocks as he slowly removes your panties moving your short skirt higher. "So wet already darlin'" Billy keens fingers coming to rub at your swollen clit, you whimper, jolting from the sudden spike in pleasure as he unbuckles his belt, the small clinks of metal sending a shiver down your spine. "Gonna take all of me huh? Pretty fuckin slut. g-good-oh godd-"
You cry out in unison as he thrusts into you, yours loud and perfectly pornographic. "Such a-so tight sweetheart-pretty slutty thing for me yeah?" Billy grunts as you clench around him hand snaking to your hair to pull you back. "Or is it for Jason hmm? you think-ah-fuckin take it darlin' justttt like that- you think he could fuck you like this?" you whimper shaking your head vigorously spasming as he grips your hips slamming them back onto his. "Words, darlin'" Billy huskily mumbles to you. "Nonono j-just you-ah godd Billy so good-just you baby-feels so-ohhh" You cry out, his hand is doing little to muffle your wanton moans now. "Such a slut yeah?-fuck you're milkin' my cock so good baby-good girl such a-ah fuck-good girl." you sob at his words pretty tears streaming down your cheeks "Billy-'m soso sorry baby pleasee I can't s'too good." you slur, you feel like your coming apart at the seams as he rams his thick cock into you. "Awh is my dumb little whore crying for me-such a pretty little thing." He groans as your sobs spike in volume "You can take it darlin', I-oh god baby squeezing me so fucking tight-I know you can take it-so gooodd for me!" Billy purrs to you whimpering.
"Suck 'em, Angel," Billy's fingers hold your mouth open as you moan gratefully, tongue swirling around his digits. "Gotta keep your slutty mouth quiet somehow darlin.'" he chides to your already reeling figure. "f-fuck me Billy P-pleaseee" Your mewl comes out breathy and intelligible as you choke on his fingers. "Ohmygoshd-Billy-mph-Pleaseee-wanna cum!" Billy chuckles as you drool around his finger thumb pad coming to wipe against the bottom of your lip. "droolin'-ah- for me baby?-so-goddd too tight so fuckin tight-such a precious thing." You cling to him as he pushes you closer to the edge. Billy groans tilting his head back, and you wail when his hand comes to play with your already overstimulated clit. "B-Billy~ S-so ohmygmf-I needa cum pleasee-" Billy chuckles darkly "All mine baby-ah-good girl- all fucking mine- so good!" you whine when his thrust grow sporadic, turning your head back, you lock eyes with him, your cock drunk ones coming in contact with his blown pupils, blue completely hidden. "please." you whimper to him. Billy's eyes roll. "God yes, darlin cum for me- all-oh shit darlin' cumming too-oh Goddd." Billy rambles to you pulling you closer as you bawl out his name a final time spasming a final time around his cock, feeling his cum fill you up.
"sosoSO good for me baby, did so good, all mine, all fucking mine darlin'" Billy moans into the shell of your ear softly as you come down from your high. A warm blush fills your cheeks at his praises. You collapse, falling into him. Billy holds you up pressing kisses to your flushed cheeks as you shake, positively scorching from your orgasm. Billy is clinging to you mouthing at any skin he can reach. "love you so much- so fucking much." he slurs out kissing your cheeks again and again. "mmmm love you too baby" you sigh out completely blissed out. Cuddling closer into him. Unaware of Robin searching for you outside...
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JUAHIHSIWUHWWUIDH AGAIN THIS GOT OUTTA HAND!! MbMB (this is the start of a tiny mini series idk bro) THANK U BB FOR READING!!
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justlillythinking · 2 years
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hey! I love the na'vi x human!reader trope a lot so I want to request lo'ak smut where they.. try to make it fit? Only in case you are comfortable with it of course! thank you a lot! <3
lo’ak x human!reader smut
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repost since the last one got marked
warnings- aged up lo'ak!!!! sex, underage drinking, fingering, size difference, making out, etc.
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i got so carried away.
in this fic, neteyam survives and quaritch dies. y/n and spider and the sully family return safely to the forrest. this event takes place several years after the battle where quaritch is killed, the clan being unbothered. also let’s pretend exopacks aren’t needed, reader can just breath the air bc of a tea that ronal made for humans to breath air or something idk.
laughter echos around the forrest as neteyam, lo’ak, some other teenagers from the village, spider, kiri, and i sit in front of fire, passing around a bottle and talking. this morning, me and lo’ak went to the abandoned military base and found some ‘alcohol’ from the old food crates. jake had told us about alcohol before, and we wanted to see what would happen since it wasn’t going to ever get used. it’s turns out it’s pretty good(but not good tasting), now that all of us are drinking and laughing.
kiri says we should play 7 minutes in heaven, a game that she read about in her mothers old diaries. apparently, you spin a bottle and whichever two players it lands on have to go into another room and sit together for 7 minutes, allowed to do anything. it seems like we all simultaneously agree, and i wink at lo’ak (one thing about this alcohol is that it makes me bold; letting me do all the things i’ve always wanted to do, but thought about twice or got too scared). he stares at me wide eyed before chuckling and winking, leaving my cheeks pink.
we put the bottle in the center, sitting on the ground around it. i sit next to kiri and her friend, both of them eyeing their target kisses. kiri stand up to explain the rules to the group.
“ok guys! the way that this game works is pretty simple, you spin the bottle twice and whoever the two people that the neck of the bottle points to have to go in that closet for 7 minutes. oh and to spice it up, if you stay in the closet for less than 7 minutes you have to take a shot.”
everyone nods and kiri sits back down. i make eye contact with lo’ak again, this time kiri’s friend alo’ya notices and gives me a playful shove and leans down in my ear, whispering, “i bet if it lands on you two, you’re totally going to fuck.”
i laugh, “no way, he doesn’t like me like that! i wish though.”
“fine,” she says, “if you’re so sure then if i’m right, you have to do my cleaning duties for a week. same goes for me if you’re right.”
“deal”, i snicker and shake her hand.
kiri leans into the middle, spinning the bottle. turns out bottles don’t spin well on grass, the glass barley moving. we laugh before neteyam gets up and grabs a flat stone to spin it on. he sets the bottle down and turns it before sitting down. when it stops turning, it lands on kiri and spider, who both blush before getting up and go into the closet. everyone goes quiet as we try to hear what they’re saying or doing, only hearing little laughs and small talk. i groan, wondering if they’re just going to talk the whole time.
it seems alo’ya is thinking the same thing; she gets up and bangs in the door, drunkly yelling, “if you two don’t hurry up and kiss, i think it’s majority time that you have to take a shot.”
i laugh and make small talk with her while the 7 minutes passes. when the timer goes off, spider comes out blushing and kiri wipes her lips off. people woop and make kissy noises, both of their cheeks getting red.
“ok let’s spin it again.”
this time spider spins it both times, landing on lo’ak and alo’ya. my heart sinks a little as they both stand up, but alo’ya pats my back and tells me not to worry. they both walk into the closet and it goes quiet again, everyone trying to listen. the room is completely silent and so is the closet.
i hear lo’ak clear his throat after about 15 seconds of silence.
“umm…” he starts.
“so umm…”
they sit in awkward silence for 10 more seconds before alo’ya says, “yeah i don’t think this is gonna work, shots?”
lo’ak lets out a relived sigh just as i do too, thankful for her playing my wingman.
“yeah, i could definitely use a shot”, he says, laughing.
the closet doors open, both of them standing as far a way from each other as possible. kiri pours both of them a shot, they gulp them before sitting down. i give alo’ya a thankful smile as she winks at me.
a couple more rounds are played before it lands on me and kiri. we both giggle and go into the closet, drunkenly joking. i whisper to her, “so how good was your kiss with spider?”
she giggles, “it was so good. he’s so cute and it was so sweet and i think i might be in love with him?? i don’t know though i’m so drunk and he’s literally like half my height but y/n it was so good.”
i laugh before responding, “ ok kiri come on be serious he’s only like”, i pause, holding a pinched finger in front of my face, “ he’s only like a foot and a half shorter that’s not that bad.”
she sits very seriously, contemplating what i said. i laugh at her sudden change in demeanor.
“yeah i guess you’re right.” she snickers and looks at me.
“i don’t know why i’m complaining, you’re actually half of lo’ak's height. i guess that’s good though, you wouldn’t even have to get in your knees-“
i gasp and slap her hands.
“kiri do not say that!! you’re so dirty minded! plus i’m not even that short and you know it.”
“i’m just saying!! like would it even fit-“
we both start laughing like hyenas and before we know it the timer goes off. kiri and i stumble back down still laughing, now because she is hiccuping since she’s so drunk. neteyam gives her a look before clearing his throat, “ kiri, i think it’s time you go home. you don’t need anymore to drink.”
she starts to complain before spider interjects, “you’re right neteyam, i’ll walk her back to her tent.”
i giggle and wiggle my eyebrows at her, alo’ya yelling, “go get some girl!” as they walk off.
once they’re gone i get up and spin the bottle, it landing on me the first spin. i spin it again and it lands on lo’ak. i giggle and grab his hand, pulling him into the closet with me. once i close the door, i turn around to see him staring at me with a smirk. god, seeing this man smirk does things to me.
“someone seems excited to be alone with me, huh?”
i blush and look down at my feet, losing all my new found confidence.
“well i mean it’s a fun game-“
“no, no,” he’s says, grabbing my chin and tilting it up to look at him, “don’t get all shy on me.”
i stare up at him and nod, trying to keep myself together as his huge hand lets go of my chin. i blush again and smile, looking him in the eyes before my gaze drops to his lips. he notices and laughs, licking his lips.
“lo’ak?”
“yeah y/n?”
i giggle again before whispering like i’m about to tell him a secret, “did i ever tell you that you’re like… really really pretty?”
he laughs shaking his head.
“well lo’ak, i think you’re really pretty and i love your eyes and you hair and i really like how tall are because sometimes i wish i was tall-“
he cuts off my drunken rambling, grabbing my waist. his touch sends butterflies into my stomach, sobering me up quickly. i look up and him and put my hands on his lean chest.
he leans down, warm breath fanning on my neck and sending shivers all down my back.
“can i kiss you y/n?”
i nod up at him before standing on my tip toes, pressing my warm lips against his. his hands tighten around my waist, lifting me up to wrap my legs around his torso. i feel my back hit the wall of the closet, grabbing his hair hard. he groans into my mouth, moving his hands to grab my ass. he breaks from the kiss, moving to kiss my neck. i quietly moan as he sucks hickies onto my neck, swiping his wet tongue over them when he finishes.
just as he goes to suck another hickey, the timer goes off. he laughs before setting me down, opening the door while holding my tiny hand in his huge one. when he opens the door we see alo’ya straddling neteyam as they make out. i tap the off button on the timer as lo’ak and i sneak out, leaving them to do eywa knows what.
i lead neteyam to my tent, laughing as we run. when we get there, i struggle trying to untie door fast enough, finally getting it done and shoving him inside. he laughs and falls onto my bed, sitting up. i tie the tent shut, happy that it’s not around anyone else’s. i walk over to him, standing between his huge legs.
he looks as me, they same height sitting as i am standing. his hands go to my waist, pulling me close to him. i put one of my small hands on his leg, the other on his chest. he rests his huge hand on top mine. i look at the size difference, my whole hand only the size of 3 of his fingers. he smirks at me before grabbing me by my waist again, pulling me onto his lap.
he pulls me closer, kissing me hard. i grip on his biceps, feeling the strong muscles. my hands follow up his arms to his hair, tugging him closer to me. his teeth tug on my lip, sharp bangs making me gasp. when my mouth opens his tongue enters and i tug on it, still wanting more. he groans, his huge hands gripping my thighs and pressing them down on his hard bulge.
i pull away from his lips, nails scratching his back, making him shudder. i go to kiss him again but he grabs me and flips me under him, making me whine. he hovers over me and before i can complain, his lips crash into mine. he moved down to my neck again, hands fiddling with my top as he kissed his way down to my breasts.
once he tugs my top of he, gropes my breasts, whispering, “you’re so perfect y/n. you’re so beautiful.”
i whine and put my hands on his back, trying to pull him closer, but he grabs both of my wrists with one hand, pining them above my head.
“lo’ak please,” i say, arching my back to try and wiggle out of his grip, “don’t tease me right now. i need you.”
“don’t be a brat y/n, hold on.”
“please lo’ak, i need you inside of me.”
“you’re going to have to patient, i have to prepare you first.”
i look at him confused before he moves down, taking off my bottoms. he rips them off, kissing my thighs before licking a stripe down my folds. i moan loudly at the unexpected contact, closing my legs. lo’ak pinches my inner thigh, making me writhe before using his huge arms to pin my legs open. he puts his tongue on my clit, lazily flicking it. i buck against his face, hands going into his hair.
“oh fuck”, i whimper loudly, feeling myself already starting to come undone.
“yeah, do you like that?” he says, pinching my clit.
i nod wildly, feeling the tip of his huge finger against my entrance. he spreads my wetness around before pushing in, tongue now returning to my clit. i moan loudly as he curls his finger in me, adding another one after. he lets me adjust, not moving in and out but still sucking on my sensitive bud. after a couple seconds, he slides both fingers all the way out before sliding them back in. he repeats this, getting faster every time. he starts going at light speed right as i reach my climax, moaning and pleading for him to let me cum. i feel the knot in my stomach untie, breathing heavily.
lo’ak laughs at the fucked out look written across my face, licking his fingers off. he leans down and kisses me, my sweet taste on his tongue. he grinds on me hard as we make out, my slick staining his loin cloth. i move my hands down, trying to tug it off. he stands up and pulls it down easily, his cock springing up and touching his toned stomach.
now i finally realize why he said he needed to prepare me; his dick is easily 11 inches long. he grins at my wide eyes, “expected less?” he asks. i just look at him dumbstruck before shaking my head no. i kneel on the bed, grabbing his thighs as my other hand trails up to his huge dick. i go to lick it before he stops me.
“not tonight, i need to be inside you now.”
i giggle and lay back, his huge hands spreading my legs. he gets on top of me, kissing me before grinding on top of my pelvis. i whine and grab back, trying to press his closer to me. he leans up, letting me look as he sizes me up, putting his dick on top of me for me to see how big it is compared to me. i open my mouth at the size difference before capturing his lips in a kiss. he rubs the tip on my entrance, teasing me as he kiss. he breaks apart from the kiss as he pushes it in, making me moan.
i’ve never felt this full before, and it’s only half way in. he slowly pushes the rest in, a bulge visible in my stomach. he presses his hand down on it, leaving me the whimper loudly. even though he ‘prepared’ me, nothing could have mentally prepared me for how good this felt.
as he starts moving in and out, i clench around him hard, making him groan loudly. he starts sliding in and out faster, finger circling my clit. i moan over and over again, barley able to catch my breath.
“oh fuck y/n, you’re so tight.”
i clench again at his words, already feeling myself getting close to another release. he grunts and pounds in and out of me, whispering how good i feel. he pushes my legs onto his shoulders, the new angle making my eye rolls into my head.
“look how big i am in you, i can see my cock in your fucking stomach”
my final straw his when he pushes onto my stomach, making me cry out every time he thrusts into me. i clench around him as i cum, shuttering and shaking as he continues to fuck me through my high.
after i calm down from my high he pulls out, jerking off before his warm cum lands my stomach. he lays down beside me, both of us panting and exhausted. i look over and him and smile.
we lay there for a couple minutes before he goes and gets a rag for my stomach, wiping it off. he goes and cleans himself off before laying down beside me again. i sigh and cuddle into his chest.
“i see you lo’ak.”
“i see you y/n.”
i smile up at him him before groaning and rubbing my eyes.
“what is it?” he asks, confused if he’s done something wrong.
“i have to do a week of alo’ya’s chores now.”
he laughs, and before we know it, we are asleep in each others arms.
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REWATCHING GO S1, LIVE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF DOOMSDAY WAHOO
HELLO MAGGOTS REWATCHING SEASON 1 BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WAS A KIDNAPPING CHAOTIC MESS. EPISODE ONE HERE GOES. I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT OF DETAILS BUT YES.
Opening scene and Earth's got vibe-checked by God and I've been gaslit about the dinosaurs
GARDEN OF EDEEEEEN wow his first appearance and Aziraphale's already so prissy and flustered might fuck around and fall in love with him idk
I finally understand who these mf's are hi Hastur and Ligur you're not zombies after all
FOR FUCK'S SAKE SECOND SCENE CROWLEY'S BEEN IN AND SHE WALKED IN, SERVED HIPS HAIR AND CUNT, AND THEN MANAGED TO TALK HER AWAY INTO A PROBLEM
LIKE GENUINELY SHE COMES AND SASHAYS WITH HER HAIR AND SAYS TIMES ARE CHANGING AND HEAD OFFICE LOVES ME AND JUST INSTANTLY HASTUR AND LIGUR USE HER WORDS AGAINST HER
idk sister mary loquacious is kinda doing it for me rn with that satanic nun's habit and losergirl energy
third crowley scene and he's misplaced THE LITERALLY GODDAMNED ANTICHRIST because he made small talk with a bloke outside without checking for details
mmmmhm yes sister mary wink again your bitchless decisions are sexy y'know what i mean
Gabriel feels like his brain was eviscerated and replaced with one of those youtuber's paid course promos at the end of their how to change your life in 45 days: three simple mindset shifts video
so THIS IS WHY EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING PAVLOVIAN IN THIS FANDOM IT'S BECAUSE OF DUCKS of course it's because of ducks
mmmhm yes sure crepes French revolu--Crowley stop eye-fucking Aziraphale you're making everyone at the Ritz horny
Aziraphale don't moan into your food man you can't take these two anywhere
Crowley thanking the driver for slowing down is everything to me
And they're drunk hu-fucking-zzah good thing we'll have 11 year olds saving the world coz these fuckers sure ain't doing shit
OH MY GOD HE WAS TRYING TO SAY BOUILLABAISSE I JUST REALISED. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING KISSY FACES AT AZIRAPHALE I'M NOT OK-
What Aziraphale was doing back was definitely kissy faces though that mfer wasn't even trying to say bouillabaisse when Crowley said what sounded suspiciously like baby
kissy kissy from lil miss prissy [i would have made such a great high school bully shame i had no inclinations that way]
SORRY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT SOBERING UP EXCUSE ME THE FANFICS MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS A CLICK AND THEY'RE SUDDENLY NORMAL WHY IS THE ALCOHOL REFILLING
oop nun down nun down
i want ya see a wile ya thwart amirite on a t-shirt
"actually i encourage humans to-" just say you're a lazy bitch azi we love you
love crowley fake-manipulating azi into helping like azi wants to be manipulated y'know so it's not technically his fault he was wiled over or whatever and they're both just such ENABLERS
not azi going SOFT at being godfathers with crowley
NOT BROTHER FRANCIS PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AZI WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS PLEASE
WARLOCKKKKK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HNNNG MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS
why is nanny ashtoreth so seductive with that of course dear is it just crowley's inherent disastergirl sex appeal
HALF PONYTAIL CROWLEY I AM A FUCKING SLUT FOR HALF PONYTAIL
GASLIGHTING HEAVEN AND HELL THAT'S MY BABYGIRLS
erIC THE DISPOSABLE DEMON I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COME IN S1 well not come i hope unless being eaten by a hellho--nope
ANGEL CROWLEY SAID ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL
CROWLEY TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT KILLING BEFORE GETTING ANNOYED
waiter crOWLEY OUTFIT I CANNOT BE NORMAL AFTER THE WEDDING DRESS DESIGNING ABOUT THIS COSTUME
FOOLS WRONG BOY YOU FOOLS IM DEAD
DOG IS UNIRONICALLY SO CUTE EVEN BEFORE IT GOES SMOL
gonna give my roxie a kissy brb she's my angel and all this dog talk makes me miss her (she's a few feet away under the bed)
i asked her for a kissy and she crawled out and gave me a kiss i love her
DOGGGGG ADAMMM
...roxie's crying to be taken downstairs it's nearly 2 am this is on me for waking her up i crowley'd myself fml
EYYYYY WELCOME TO THE END TIMES don't mind me I'll have to take roxie down yes I know maggots I'm crowley-coded I KNOW THAT I'M A BLOODY DISASTER BYEEEEEEEE
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velocesainz · 7 months
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Can you write headcanons about being best Friends with Nancy
A/n: this is my first time doing headcannons so please excuse 🙏🏼
Being besties with Nancy
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Being friends with Nancy means you’re always dragged into the trouble her bother and his friends cause
Babysitting Nancy’s sister
Studying with each other
Having lots and lots of sleepovers
Giving each other makeovers and gossiping
Her parents really enjoying your presence
Mike and his friends seeing you as their protective big sister
Seeing the little kids like your very own siblings
Supporting each other every step of the way
Spending more time at the wheeler household than your own
Nancy being very careful and keeping an eye on you not wanting to repeat the Barbara situation
Hanging out with Steve and Robin and growing really close to both
Both of you sharing the same interest in writing and journalism
Going to the same university and being co-workers
A/n: hope this was ok, I don’t really know how I feel about this. As always send me your feedback and requests are open again! Kissies ✨
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Rowan: Alright, I'm ready to open. Where's Sorella?
Brittani: Uhh, cleaning the bathrooms I think.
Rowan: [sighs] Drag her out of there, we've got a pub to run.
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Brittani: [knock knock] Els? It's time to open, no more hiding in the bathroom.
Sorella: [inhaling and exhaling deliberately] Yeah, be right out.
Brittani: You alright?
Sorella: Fine. Just been feeling a little sick.
Brittani: Like actually sick? Because girl, no puking in patrons food. We can manage without you.
Sorella: No I'm fine. [phone vibrates, Sorella sighs]
Text Message from: Alex 😘😎 Alex 😘😎: Hey, now a good time to call you? Sorella: No. At work.
Brittani: You haven't blocked his number yet? Really?
Sorella: I can't bring myself to.
Brittani: Hand me the phone, I'll do it for you!
Kai: Do what?
Brittani: She still hasn't blocked that asshole's number!
Kai: [tsk] Cortes, you happy to remain the other woman?
Sorella: Of course not! [phone vibrates]
Kai: Lemme see this.
Sorella: Hey give that back!
Kai: Well at least you're just giving him minimal answers back. You should at least change his contact name. He doesn't deserve any kissy emojis from you.
Name Change: Alex 😘😎 → Rat Bastard
Sorella sighs
Kai: There. A more appropriate name. I also threw in my number. Send me all the kissy emojis you'd like. Now come on, we've got tips to earn.
Sorella: You know, I think you'd really get along with my roommate.
Kai: The hot singer? Oh feel FREE to set me up.
Sorella laughs, a small but genuine one.
-
Envy: Damn, Sorella! Why didn't you tell me about Kai sooner?? Look at the size of his- Oh shit. Sorry kid, forgot you were here.
Charlotte: [laughs] It's ok. I've heard it all.
Sorella: She really has. Opal's parents can be so explicit. Hell so can Opal.
Charlotte: It's true!
Envy: What did I interrupt out here? Looks like a sleepover or something.
Sorella: Or something. Just talking about nothing really.
Envy: What kind of nothing?
Charlotte: [shrugs] Just future plans. I'm thinking I will go to SMPA. It'd be fun to get out of the Valley for a little while. Although, I don't think my mom will like it.
Sorella: Probably not. Aunt Grace would be on your side though.
Charlotte: She would be! I'll ask her about it when I see her tomorrow. She asked if you were coming with, by the way. I think she knows.
Sorella: [sighs heavily] I'm sure she does. Unfortunately I'm busy tomorrow. [phone vibrates, ringing]
Envy: Someone called Rat Bastard is calling?
Sorella: Let it go to voicemail. It's him.
Envy: Oh good you changed his name?
Sorella: Kai changed it.
Envy: Kai is such a catch. I'm hitting him up tomorrow, unless you want first dibs?
Sorella: [laughs] He's all yours.
Envy: You're a gem!
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Voicemail from Rat Bastard: Hey Els, uh. Surprised to get your voicemail honestly! Usually this is a good time to call you… Anyway. I just have missed your voice. I got pretty used to waking up to you every morning. Can't wait to get back to that. I'll try to call again later. I miss you. I love you.
Sorella looking sad, but not crying. Deletes the voicemail.
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Can we have some moments of Dogday acting like a dog please?
Of course! Order up ^^
Dogday x GN! Reader
Your obedient companion
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Growling
While on a walk, a sound from further in the woods caught your attention. 
DogDay lets out a low but terrifying growl as he uses his body to cover you from any dangers. 
“I think we're ok.”
You whisper to him, but his growls become louder. 
“GRRRRRR”
The sound of rustling signaled that whatever was lurking about was now gone. 
“I think it's gone now.”
You chuckle as you attempt to push him off, he lets out a sigh of relief before rising and helping you up. 
“Youre safe with me, my angel.”
Biting
“Angellll~”
DogDay sang as he tried to get your attention. He meant well when he offered to help cook, but instead he accidentally spilled the pot of food you worked oh so hard on, which meant you had to make another batch. 
He knows you have every right to be upset, but the silent treatment? Surely you'll forgive the poor guy, right? 
“Angel, please talk to me… I apologize…”
You continue to type away on your computer, completely ignoring his presence. 
He sighs and decides that drastic times call for drastic measures. 
“OW!”
You yelp in pain once he bit down on your arm. It wasn't hard but enough to cause a bit of pain. You rip off your headphones and stand up from your desk, preparing to scold him. 
Before you can get a word out, he gasps and wraps you in a bear hug. 
“I'msosorryIdidn'tknowyoucouldn'thearme!”
Pacing
“It's been 3 hours!”
DogDay paces around the entrance as Kissy and Poppy watch in concern. DogDay has been pacing without a break since he noticed you're late. The two can only keep him calm for so long. 
“DogDay I'm sure they're ok! Just relax! You're going to make a hole in the floor!”
Poppy attempts to be the voice of reason once again. She sighs once DogDay finally stands to a halt. 
“Trust me they–"
“What if… Angel is… dead?”
He whispered as he fell to the ground, he was on the verge of tears as terrible thoughts filled his head. 
“What if they died alone?!”
“DogDay…”
“What if someone hurt them?!”
“DogDay…”
“WHAT IF–”
“RICH THEY JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY!”
Poppy finally snaps. 
DogDay rushed to greet you at the door as if he didn't just have a breakdown from your absence.
"ANGEL!"
Sniffing
“I'm homeeee!”
You call out as you take off your boots and coat, preparing to be greeted by everyone. 
“Hey Y/N! How was work?”
Poppy asks as she climbs the couch to get a better view of you. 
“Oh it was busy! Are you guys hungry?”
“ANGEL!”
DogDay rushes to you, entrapping you in one of his tight hugs reserved just for his angel. 
His tail that was once wagging now stopped as he began to… Sniff you? 
“Uh, is everything ok?”
Confusion is written all over your face, Poppy gives you the same look and Kissy tilts her head just as confused. 
“That's a new scent…”
He mutters once he's done interrogating your day through his nose. 
“Who have you been around?”
He tilts his head and places his hands on his hips.
“Sunshine?"
"Angel?"
"You do realize I work with people... Right?"
You laugh at how ridiculous he was acting, he snickers and places one of his hands on your head, blocking your view. 
“I apologize, but I prefer my angel's scent.”
"Mhm, sure we'll just say that."
You pat his chest before you head to change out of your work clothes. As much as he tries to play it off, everyone knows his reasons are just an excuse. 
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Naruto/Death Note crossover but it's just me zapping Misa into Naruto w the dimension travel beams (and also I stopped reading Death Note after L died bc I got bored)
Deranged hot goth girl fucks with ninjas more at 11
Ok but taking it seriously:
Her Shinigami eyes could actually cause SO many issues for ninja in general. No disguise ever works on her bc she can see your name !! You can not go undercover with this bitch around she'll catch you near instantly!!
Also her being able to see peoples lifespans would fuck so hard there too, what a party trick to pull. I want her to push someone to do some insane shit while going "nah don't worry you won't die for another few months at least so you'll be fine!! :)"
I don't think she came w the death note itself just bc I don't think Misa could prevent someone from taking it from her and it's way too OP to deal with the logistics of what having it just out there in the world would actually mean. Pretty much any naruto character gets it and the story ends in like 3 minutes flat
I know that there are shinigami in Naruto canon, tho I'm not too familiar w the specifics.
Either way, it could be cool if we really got into Misa's relation to them— she can see them with her eyes already, maybe she can sense them too. She's like being drawn to different artifacts and prisons of shinigami, she can sense them from far away and they call to her ooOOoOoo
She ends up freeing that one specific shinigami from the mask or whatevers going on w that. And since she already has the eyes from Rem, instead of going "oh, thanks lmao *kills you*" when freed, they recognize that shes already been claimed by a shinigami and are like "Oh shit, nice contract blondie." and she has an actual opening to talk to them (and maybe get another funky death god contract along the way)
Misa continues to show she has unstoppable, unbeatable shinigami rizz even into the next dimension. They all want her.
(If nothing else, naruto world has PROVEN that if u roll high enough on a charisma stat, you can convince anyone of literally anything, no matter if it was like the driving force of their entire life since they were 5 or whatever. So why shouldn't Misa get to talk shinigami into liking her just by being violently friendly?? No really, why not??)
Shes collecting death contracts like Pokémon cards, causing actual fucking havoc everywhere she goes via unleashing ancient evils for deals for some of their power (thanks Misa!!)
She doesn't know how to fucking fight tho, she's a 2000's goth girl in chunky heels. She's getting by on her insanely high charisma stats, good luck, and the giant shinigami only she can see standing directly behind her with a giant baseball bat waiting for someone to get close enough to hit
Could be cool if her shinigami eyes let her see yokai in general too, and just say there weren't enough back in modern Japan to notice. But there's TONS around now and Misa is making little kissy faces at them trying to be friends
Her eyes keep her safe by marking her as already claimed by a shinigami, also making most yokai reguard her as one of them. That could also maybe be used to get her places she shouldn't be in / have weaknesses a normal guy doesn't
Like, seals designed for yokai work on her too
Her eyes need to be mistaken for sharingan at LEAST once and it must cause as many problems as possible.
It'd be neat if Rem was there too. Maybe Misa collecting all this power from different shinigami is actually in some quest to bring Rem back, via giving her that power she got from the other shinigami. She's like roaming the land in an effort to get as much power as possible to make Rem a new body or smthn.
The rules of how shinigami exist and are allowed to interact with the mortal plane is different than the rules where Misa is from, so there's like tons of wiggle room for creativity n "woahh I didn't know you could do that!!"
Misa herself is such a go with the flow morally grey gal w a very clear potential and allowance for absoloute insanity— I think she'd be super down with joining whoever just happens to be the first person she meets in Naruto world. Like. She bumps into the Akatsuki first? You KNOW she's gonna join in. She happens to land near Konoha first? Hell yeah she's loving the funky ninja village! Military dictatorship? Fine by her!
Shes so undying loyal, no matter how clearly wrong or deranged the object of her affection is. So whoever earns that affection first is gonna keep it p much the whole way through (honestly this world is just lucky she's still hung up on Light, which is why she still has sommee agency here)
I think the most interesting thing to do w her + what parallels her story best would be joining Akatsuki actually. Cmon, a terrorist organization "dedicated to peace" (through murder) she's so there for it, she's asking to pretty please help bc "Light would probably like it <33"
Also the Akatsuki cloak is like the only naruto outfit I can see her really rocking while keeping her signature style. ALSO also, Akatsuki nailpolish code,,,,
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