HELLO HELLO HELLO heres my other illustration for the @tpfbotd zine - the "book cover" for my zine fic!! im so so honored to have @eiese as my fellow illustrator for my fic as well, so please have a look at his piece once it’s up!! and if youd like you can read the fic on page 5 of the zine or on ao3 soon!!
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Matty messing around with ice play on her piercings and also by eating her out after having ice in his mouth so his tongue piercing is cold 🚶♀️
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olive. oh my god.
HE WOULD GO ABSOLUTELY WILD AT THE CHANCE TO DO THIS IM-
Him making her squirm by running ice cubes over her tits, maybe holding her hands over her head with one hand while he holds the cube to one of her nipples with the other, just letting it melt while she whines about how cold the piercings are getting. He's cooing at her about how she's broken out in goosebumps bc he's a bastard
THE COLD TONGUE PIERCING IDEA IS ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN I AM IN SHOCK. Him just smirking at girlie while he pops a piece of ice in his mouth, sucking on the cube before he's diving between her legs, so proud of himself at how she jolts at the feeling of the chilled metal flicking against her clit. The feeling is absolutely insaneeeee and he knows it
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Why is nobody writing bodyguard!Abby????😭😭😭c'mon it's perfect. Brat tamer Abby and spoiled rich brat that will do anything to hear her bodyguard call her a good girl. Tamed brat will then thank her good sir.
🫠🫠🫠 pleeeeese someone
ADDING THAT TO MY LIST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OH MY GOSH??£(7))
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Whoever invented Not talking about it as a way to solve your problems was so smart, but not smarter than the guy who invented Not thinking about it- which works even better.
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when they make a Asamad series and cast me as the voice actor for Asamad (jk)
no but all jokes aside i want a Asamad series or at least a movie showing his life before becoming evil and the events of how he became evil. and also would love to see his wife and kids + other family members and friends and the other 12 ghosts too. and of course learn about what he was like. like his personality and hear his voice and see the dynamics between him and other people. and maybe the series/movie could tie back to Vincent at the end when it shows young Vincent learning about Asamad’s story centuries later from his family or some sort of teacher. he looks up at the portrait of Asamad and it zooms in on the portrait. then the screen fades to black and the credits roll.
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wild idea/followup to your post on Bo- What if she traps him there when he’s already taken off his armor to go into the waters of Mandalore. so she follows him, traps him and/or brings down the mines on him and takes his armor on the way out. It’s like an ultimate spit in the face; she knows how much the armor means to him because of his “cult”. and when she takes it, he has to reckon with the fact she’s basically taken away his redemption too (at least for the moment). but he goes and fights
Oh this is absolutely diabolical. I love it
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the outkast song that starts w andre 3000 saying "god... come in, god.... Damn youre a girl 🤨 wow."
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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“no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot
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Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.
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this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny
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Charles Grant - not only a genius photographer but a most commendable human being as well!
By Stanley Collymore
It's always quite obviously rather
painful even when instinctively
one is really, being genuinely
adulatory towards someone, who was
unquestionably a genius in relation to
the work they did and so significantly
undeniably, quite passionately loved;
as well as were themselves, actually
happily and rather crucially involved
in literally doing! And Charles Grant:
a most brilliant, and also irrefutably
evidently impressive, photographer,
throughout his actual working, and
social life, was simply undoubtedly
such a person! However, and most
unfortunately, naturally discernibly,
obviously no longer with us, in this
our earthly life, Charles, who I very
personally knew and was crucially
essentially both an individual, and
a professional mentor to many as
the truly phenomenal person, that
he normally was, having departed
this simply fulfilling, and evidently
productive life, he so undoubtedly
distinctively and rather effectively
lived on Saturday 18 May 2024, in
our beloved Barbados, will simply
I'm rather absolutely sure, be very
missed, and quite enormously so
by quite large numbers of people
personally as well as collectively;
and amongst whose ranks, most
unmistakably, will simply, be me!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
21 May 2024.
Author's Remarks:
As we say in Barbados: "Farewell my dear friend until we meet again after this life!"
Charles Grant's life's work is chronicled in the Barbados Nation Newspaper that he worked several years for and also in other media there, including Barbados Today! It was in my capacity as a journalist with the Nation Newspaper that I first met Charles Grant and worked closely with him. Clearly his loss has impacted on me considerably.
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“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation
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