#GAWDAMN

[feedeemellov2]

compared to early 2023

[messylustt]

gawd dayum, i gotta go get some fresh air, brb

*heavy mismatched breathing*

[callixspod]

Day In A Life With Ellios ✨

Funny clips I find on TikTok compiled here! I hope y'all have a good laugh seeing this HDHEHEEHHEHE

Narrators in order:

Thierry by @vellichorom

Nara by @tsuru-yasunaga

and Devin by @thenamesmobu

[edenminx]

He’s so mentally insane that’s so sexy aha

[tired-biscuit]

hear me out telling kiba/naruto that you aren’t wearing anything beneath your dress in the middle of the party 😩

IDK BOUT U BUT THIS SCREAMS DRUNKEN, MESSY, SLOPPY AF THREESOME TO ME JDSJSJJSJS

them wanting to take a peek to see if you're lying or not, right there; in the middle of the packed room because they're wasted and stupid as hell. kiba trying to hike your dress up just enough to see, while naruto kinda holds you still by pressing you tight against his chest, pretending to be swaying with you from side to side to the beat of whatever song that's blasting through the speakers at that moment. they actually agree to work together when it comes to pretty little you, what a joy.

and ahhhhh, like imagine kiba just kind of muttering, "she's for real" when he sees you're being honest, and the way naruto's entire body would go entirely stiff cos of it........ like, you're asking for it, aren't you? AND PLS, THE WAY THEY'D JUST EXCHANGE A QUICK LOOK BEFORE DRAGGING YOU TO THE FIRST EMPTY ROOM AVAILABLE, THIS NARROW LITTLE BATHROOM THAT FEELS EVEN SMALLER WHEN ALL THREE OF YOU SQUEEZE IN.......

you'd feel so tiny compared to their big, burly frames when trapped like this; i mean they're jocks, what did you expect. strong, dumb, horny jocks that share custody of one single brain cell, but that can fuck you stupid because they're all raw power and passion and this unshakeable force that turns you completely pliant to their wishes.

like right now, for example.

so you definitely end up bent over for them; slobbering and choking on naruto's dick, mascara running in black streaks the tears leave behind from how deep he is in your throat, while kiba absolutely murders your pussy from behind because your dress is hiked up and there's nothing there to keep him from you anymore dhqjsjsjajshs

they're so messy and unorganized but the entire thing is so fueled with desire and lust, it's just all so intense. everything smells like sweat and sex, and they look so dazed whilst watching you; like, these two polar opposites looking men, wearing the exact same expression........

and the best part is that they definitely switch. they're so greedy that they both want to experience you entirely - until you're completely fucked out. and that's exactly what you wanted, isn't it?

i mean, why else would you pull a trick like that?

[loudobnoxioussoul]

thinking about not living no more smh

[someoneoncewashere]

Yall the way i was doing the demiurge quest today and donating 500 herbs to that bitch and thought "wouldn't it be nice if we had an herb bundle like the critter one that gave you like, 3-5 random herbs?" And i check back in tonight and they Fucking added it 😭

[skzplayuh]

nothing just this

[gootie]

Anybody know if Sza got a man? Do she like white dudes?

SZA

[wrennsummerz]

IM GONNA CRY ITS SO FLOWY AND A VIBE AND THE BIG FLOWERS ON IT AAAGGHHHH-

HARVEY GUILLÉN Met Gala 2023, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty

[acrowseye]

I need a haircut so bad who the hell lets me go out lookin like this

[majunju]

the saying "til death do us apart" does not apply to these two

[audhooman]

THIS IS GORGEOUS

While working on Across the Spiderverse, I painted this concept art of what Manhattan might look like in Gwen's watercolor style!

[anchoeritic]

From the same anon as this one. Also can I be 🦭/🍧 nonnie?

Let's go on a date where we both play tlou and simp over ellie tgt and it ends up with us aggressively making out. Thoughts???

i agree so bad.

[princessclai]

im gonne get u blake persinger or rock-and-roll star

ballerina or poopstar e.coli i or gemnasty ew ew

y i idiot lol

ugh I HATE THEATER CLASS WTF I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUNCH MY HUSBAND IM THE FACE JUST BC BRITNEY TAUGHT ME and mommy taught me similar and everyone else taught me too sinister synister lol

UGH JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FERMENTED JEW JU WINE UGH THEY GIVE ME GRAPES AT CATHOLIC CHURCH WTF JESUS JU I THINK EVERYONE HAS BEEN DECEIVED SINCE U BUT IM JESUS SATAM SWINE CHRISTMAS MASCHRIST UGH BLASPHEMY JESUS Y U NOT BEHIND MY COUCH WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHEN MY HOUSE BURNING U ONLY SAVE SINGERS JESUS IDIOT but drug addict saved me or someone did something did Ifrit spared me once but i have scars and Baal gave me scars from peace and water UGH

u disappear

I'm still here.

I NEED MT. SAMTRASHMORE AND SKYSCRAPER SAMTRASHMORE AND ATOMIC BOMB SAMTRASHMORE FUCKING IDIOT GENIUSES

fine my ass so fat and anus too just put my dwarfradioactivesambombtrashassholeATOMICBOMB in my ass. fine. i guess I'm asking too much #America #COEXIST

or else hehehehe lol jk funny adult swim tv but i just saw cartoon network newt bitch parent trap

AUNT SAM OUT BITCHES U BTR LISTEN

amateur spy aunt sam lol hahahaha blasphemy

blast me

idiot Uncle Sam The Man

Idiot Taylor Fucking Swift

Rest in peace and happiness, Baby, Teen, Pre-Teen, etcetera--Britney Spears. I know what happened. I will love and cherish every memory of you as . . . My Popstar Mommy: Britney Spears . . . .

[wild-shaped]

forgotten idol