And I saw another beast come up out of the earth...and he spake as a dragon. (Revelation 13:11)
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The Coronation of His Majesty King Bastian I - The Hour of Wolves
When he was born he was a small thing. A screaming infant, a second son, destined perhaps for military greatness, but never dukedom. Never inheritance. Never conquest.
But at the inception of the light, the birth of the world, the moment between silence and splendor when The Glory breathed across the scope of creation: he was no small thing then.
Even then, he was coming.
His rise runs with blood: knives in the back, poison, betrayal, kidnapping and vengeance.
His rise burns with greatness: glory, family, rescue, love and ferocity.
The secret world recognized him before he knew himself. A fairy witch marked his passing and offered her slender wrist for his talons. A dead sun opens its mouth for him, a vanished Christ is his counterpart, a death knight worships before him, a raven-haired little girl holds the hand of her doting and beloved father.
The world we know calls him king of France, the monarch of a seized throne, a general who has promised the great lords England on its knees.
The Devil, in his own tongue, may call him son. The Glory has said nothing.
Would you know him if you saw him? Would you recognize what he is?
Bow, while you consider, and kiss his ring. There is a crown of flame upon his brow.
I very rarely think about storylines for royjamie after richmond (because it breaks my heart a little to think of anyone of the team leaving) but like it's possible that jamie would choose to stay with richmond his whole career, it's also possible that the people at richmond itself would push for him to play for *insert the name of whatever other european football team is considered the best* and he becomes a proper super star, being invited for fancy events and shit.
(In a made up world where Ted stayed in London) Roy and Jamie got together while at richmond and now Roy travels with him everywhere as his own personal coach / PA / secret boyfriend / man behind the camera of every instagram post / personal grumpy cat / number one fan / emotional support teddy bear / personal chef etc He loves being with him 24/7 and finds it fulfilling to still be involved with football and helping someone be the best they can be but without the added pressure of having to constantly step outside his comfort zone that he'd have experienced being a manager to a whole team (he's doing good with being vulnerable with Jamie, he can do it with one person that he loves and he is still going to therapy for himself to work through his own trauma/CEN/grief and is focusing on learning to be in his skin as a human being and not this fucked up idea of masculinity he's got in his head)
And Roy has a private instagram account under a random username where he follows and is followed only by the richmond team/coaches/Rebecca/Higgins + Keely + Georgie & Simon + his sister and he only uses it to post pictures of food, nature, weird shit he finds in the cities they visit, and his fit boyfriend. Since it's friends only he does use captions ("the muppet had a late night last night" with a picture of Jamie asleep on the floor) and all the himbos love to comment, especially Dani's "Sexy muchachos #JOY" under every single picture.
"night out post Milan fashion week with the muppet and some lovely faces i have missed"
"one handsome dressed-up muppet in Paris"
"Elopement fit check #MyMuppet" (which sends everyone in a melt down)
Here's some pics of Roy that Jamie posts instead (in his photo dumps to be sneaky but there's really a lot of roy on his profile - also they 100% got a puppy!!). Also think the proper first post containing only Roy that Jamie would post would be after they elope and it would melt down the internet (the in-universe royjamie rpf-ers especially)
(the last one is such a slutty roy pic *cough cough*)
"Roy Kent always remains 💙🪢"
(somebody feel free to make an actual ig posts edit of this with better pics/captions if you fancy I will do nothing but cry and thank you forever because I have no skills but I cannot stop thinking about these muppets getting married!!)
It's 2005, a band explodes on MySpace. They're dressed like you and their lyrics are a mirror to your life.
Bleeding heck, who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys?
After 19 years on repeat it's now 2024. Myself and @conor_bloodfilms are travelling back from Paris.
We arrive at Gare Du Nord and Duffy stops in his tracks. He whispers to me "I think that's Alex Turner."
"F**k off!" | immediately reply. I gaze over at a guy wearing a leather jacket with long brown hair, his face adorned with aviators. We should probably stop staring as it's getting weird, sexually and aggressively weird.
Turns out it is bloody Alex Turner, the man who's provided the soundtrack to my life! He strolls past and disappears into the Parisian platform crowd. A missed opportunity.
We board our train back to London. We look to our left and there's Alex. Sitting in his seat accompanied by a notepad. He's probably writing the next Arctic Monkeys hit "Two gawping pricks on a train". We really need to stop staring.
I tell Duffers I'm going in, he stops me. Reminds me that I'm a fully functioning adult and not to create a scene. Christ, he's right! I feel like I'm 15 years old again, someone get me a Strongbow and whack Dancing Shoes on, kin hell lad!
Eventually myself and Con engage, it's a surreal experience. Alex is polite and returns conversation in a soft friendly manner. The whole situation is just bloody lovely.
I awkwardly ask if I can take his portrait, fully aware that it could result in an awkward exchange and destroy this wonderful moment. He smiles and obliges, he's effortlessly cool, asks for direction and I take a few snaps.
We disembark the train, I felt quite emotional and that's embarrassing to admit. Maybe it was the jet lag, the caffeine and croissant overload? Or maybe it was just the rekindling of my youth.
This all might sound trivial, however, for me these portraits are deeply personal serving a reminder that life is a series of fortunate events and when fully appreciated can conjure up some pretty awesome memories.
Taken from @moondirti and @eilidh-eternal ☺️ because I love an ask game 🥰
coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party.
np tags: @astraluminaaa and liiiiterally anyone else that wants to participate this was fun 😌
coffee or tea • early bird or night owl • chocolate or vanilla • spring or fall • silver or gold • pop or alternative • freckles or dimples • snakes or sharks • mountains or fields • thunder or lightning • egyptian mythology or greek mythology • ivory or scarlet • flute or lyre • opal or diamond • butterflies or honeybees • macarons or eclairs • typewritten or handwritten • secret garden or secret library • rooftop or balcony • spicy or mild • opera or ballet • london or paris • vincent van gogh or claude monet • denim or leather • potions or spells • ocean or desert • mermaids or sirens • masquerade ball or cocktail party
tagging: @woodchoc-magnum, @thisapplepielife, @tripleaxeldiaz, @catdadeddie, @tawaifeddiediaz, and anyone else who wants to do this
not to be about opera again but to be about opera again. as an art form it has the reputation of being super stuffy and something for snobs who don't know how to have fun only but honestly this was one of, perhaps even THE main theatrical entertainment for centuries. i wish people knew how hard these things can go and how engaging they can be. like characters kill and die and fight wars and (almost) commit human sacrifice left and right. characters fall in love they mourn they're ecstatic they cry they're furious it's an extremely dramatic and emotional art form! and i understand that opera does not appear approachable bc of the general conventions of the art form but i promise old works can be fun and engaging if you go watch them with some preparation beforehand (reading the libretto helps) - not to mention not all operas are old bc there are so many modern operas which engage with topical events! also the music slaps.
okay i’m sure this is something that’s been talked about a lot and i want to share some thoughts i’ve been having recently
why don’t all bathroom stalls have support bars in them?
i’m not physically disabled, but i follow a lot of online creators who are (because the neurodivergent and disabled communities often overlap, but also because i want to understand perspectives different than my own) so i do my best to keep accessibility issues in mind when i notice them (like when a building doesn’t have a functional elevator or automatic doors)
that said, i am in no way qualified to speak on topics specific to physical disabilities, so if any of y’all are and would like to contribute, please do!!
i am currently in a boot for a sprained ankle, and it’s become significantly more difficult to stand up from a seated position. like, for example, in the bathroom. it’s not impossible, but it’s difficult to do without some kind of support. so when i’m in a stall with support bars, i’ve been using them.
and it just made me start thinking. support beams are such a simple accommodation. they don’t take up much space. i don’t imagine they’re terribly difficult to install.
i currently need a little bit of support to stand up, for a month or so. many people need a lot more support to stand up, for their entire lives. why aren’t these bars more common?
or honestly, even better, just make more accessible stalls. i still don’t understand why so many bathrooms (some with 10-15 stalls) only have one accessible stall. i don’t personally need the space of an accessible stall, even with my boot, but i still think we should still have more than we do.
again, i’m not physically disabled, so if i’ve misphrased, misunderstood, or overlooked anything, please let me know! i want to hear other people’s perspectives on this, because i’m just one person and there are a lot of things i don’t understand
silver lining for Team China is Ou Yushan potentially making the floor final?? i love her routine. and the UB final is looking to be SO exciting. china please get it together for the team final and medal i am BEGGING
"Baggio" is one of the flagship titles of the album. Why this reference to the Italian football player of the nineties?
He was the first person I loved
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It is true that when I feel oppressed I want to scream, sing, free myself...
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so I adopted their preferences... to get me adopted (he smiles). 🥺🥺
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You lived in Los Angeles between 2015 and 2019. Did you need to come back to England to find inspiration?
There is one of that. I had a lot of fun in L.A. I lived next to Alex Turner's house with whom I formed The Last Shadow Puppets. But after a while, my friends, my management my musicians I missed all this... even the rain (he laughs)! I felt lost. Not without laughing, I think I missed the special atmosphere and 'British pop' as I practice it and I needed to come back to London to recharge my batteries.
Alex Turner of the Artic Monkeys still lives there?
He is smarter: he is always between London and Los Angeles... (laughs)
And is something soon planned with him within The Last Shadow Puppets?
Not immediately, because I am very busy with the promotion of my new album and Alex by the Artic Monkeys world tour.