#France jumpscare

[bottle-of-harpoons]

Me: Oh cool, we're getting the legendary dogs in pokemon sleep and Silver in masters. Guess that means we'll get Legends Johto after all...

Also me: ...Is that the Eiffel tower?

[aurora-van-van-vana]

I thought I saw the trans flag but it was actually just the French one

[amiboost]

Un autre souvenir... Un autre pas vers l'identité... Une salle chaleureuse, puis angoissante, puis indifférente. Mille visages pour une même autorité, cruelle puis apaisante. Une horde de regards, perçant l'âme juste un moment. Un sourire chaleureux, un sourire malicieux. Une réussite à la marge, qui ne sert qu'à éclairer l'échec. Un avenir tracé, confortable. Un parent satisfait, des relations plaisantes. Ouvre l'oeil inconscient, et vois ce que tu étais. Souviens-toi. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Another memory... Another step towards identity... A convivial room, which becomes harrowing, then it becomes indifferent. A thousand faces for one same authority, cruel then calming. A horde of stares, piercing the soul just for a moment. A warm smile, an impish smile. A marginal success, only useful to cast light on failure. A determined, comfortable path. A satisfied parent, pleasant relations. Open the unconscious eye, and see what you once were. Remember.

[licebrain]

Gakuen Hetalia Seychelles!!!!

i finished 1 route in this game w google lens it was hell

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Watching The Case study of Vanitas, and so far, I love these little guys who are stupid gay and apparently French? Also the intro is a bop a banger and I was jumpscared by Noé showering

[rawliverandgoronspice]

Sorry for a brief french interlude, but:

Je ne sais pas si des français me suivent par ici, mais s'il y en a qui me suivent : ALLEZ VOTER AUX LÉGISLATIVES.

C'est le dernier jour où on a le droit de le dire, alors je le dis partout. C'est potentiellement l'une des dernières chances qu'on a à reprendre le contrôle avec une coalition de gauche, et vu la situation mondiale actuelle, c'est un luxe.

Allez voter.

[nyaiiaii]

Practicing some faces with hetalia LOL. trying to beat my artblock off with a stick

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Really sad how they had to stop using the cure for being french because of rampant misuse.

[francisbonnefoyforreal]

Pardon?

I like to imagine that Japan, America, and France have deeply philosophical conversations about the complexities of Naruto.

[asphalt-eater]

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷FRANCE🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷JUMPSCARE🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[avidboafan]

HII can i request an itoshi rin fic where him and reader watch horror movies together and reader gets a lil scared <33 ??

WHITE THOUGHTS : “CAN I GO WHERE YOU GO?”

character : rin itoshi x reader

content : horror movie descriptions | fluff

summary : rin tries his best to comfort you after you try watching a movie with him.

notes : rin might be out of character (;^_^A) hope you like it!! really appreciate any comments or reblogs! and requests are open!!

you and your boyfriend rarely ever get to spend time together due to his growing career in the france’s U-20 team. so when he finally got the day off,you didn’t miss the chance to spend the little bit of time with him, and he decided to give you some of his much needed attention, granted, he gets to choose the date activity.

of course, he chooses a good ol’ fashion horror movie. he gets to relax his muscles and enjoy his time with the most lukewarm person he knows. what a dream. you were at first hesitant to watch it, but rin persuaded you otherwise. at first, he pretended that he didn’t care that you didn’t want to watch the movie he picked. but after you suggested some much more lukewarm, and boring movies, you soon noticed that he was just sulky that you didn’t like his tastes. not that his face shows much, but being his partner, you had some experience figuring out what he was feeling underneath his stoic expression.

you cuddle up next to him, burying the side of your head on his chest as you pulled the fluffy blanket over your legs and he drapes an arm around you, his free hand holding the remote and clicking to the movie he wanted to watch. incantation.

“i don’t know, rin. even the trailer looks creepy,” you commented on the little snippet showing on the screen. “i told you if you didn’t want to watch it, we can watch another movie.” he replied impassively, but the corners of his mouth pulling into a slight frown symbolised that he was probably really looking forward to seeing this, especially with you. you gulped and pulled on your big kid pants, “it’s okay. i can watch it,” you mentally prepared yourself for the tension, the jumpscares, the feeling of goosebumps growing on your skin. rin eyes you preparing yourself briefly, before clicking play on the screen and setting the remote down next to him.

the first few 40 minutes of the movie made you breathe a sigh of relief, luring you into a false sense of security that this movie was probably not that scary at all. suddenly, the sounds of bones snapping as the old lady’s head turns a full 180 on the screen, her orifices leaking black liquid greets you on the tv and you immediately tighten your grip around rin’s waist, holding in your breath at the sight. rin’s teal eyes stare down at you, as if checking if you’re okay, before rubbing his thumb on your shoulder to soothe you.

the movie plays on to a terrifying scene. the main characters stumble upon the cult-like scene, people chanting and singing in a eerie manner in dim, red lighting. the sounds of screaming were apparent as the side character disappears, only to reappear dead, with their teeth plucked and their appearance completely pale and bloodied. the two characters crawl into a dark tunnel, only for the next side character to die, as many blackened hands reach out, you could feel the same hands on the screen reach out for you, and the screaming from the tv ringing loudly in your ears, almost feeling real to you.

you bury your entire face into rin’s sweater, hiding your eyes from the bloodcurdling scene in front of you, as your fingers tightened a vice like grip onto him, grabbing so hard that you were leaving crimson crescent-shapes onto your palm.

rin fishes the remote that had somehow teleported into the crevice of the cushions and pauses the show, noticing that you were clearly scared and going past your normal fear limit. he looks at you awkwardly, unsure on how to comfort you other than patting your back and shoulders rhythmically.

“are you.. alright?” rin’s usual detached tone held a tinge of worry as he tilts his head down to see you eye-to-eye. he seemed doubtful of himself, uncertain if you were comforted by his actions or not. you nodded into his chest, “juf sverd.” (translation : “just scared.”) you mumbled, the sweet voice he loved so much sounding muffled, much to his disappointment.

he seems to be a little amused by your funny sounding voice. “..what?” he scoffs, his lips curving slightly into an amused expression. “i can’t understand you,” you lifted your head up from his sweater, your hair slightly disheveled, “i said i was just scared,” you chuckled, your voice turning an octave higher mid sentence as you started laughing at his expression. “are you trying to smile for me? you look stupid,” you joked, pointing at his usual straight lined lips curving upwards slightly as you gave a toothy grin. “..shut up,” he grumbles, but you could tell it was all in good fun.

he pulls the blanket off his legs and tucks the entire thing onto you, making sure you get nice and cozy in an awkward silence. “um.. do you want some water?” he asks, cocking a brow. “a tea would be nice,” you suggested, “but don’t leave me alone!” you wrapped yourself tightly onto him as he tries to leave, like a koala bear hanging onto a branch. “how am i supposed to get you a tea if you’re clinging to me like dirt? you might as well just make it yourself,” rin quips.

“fine! but you’re coming with me!” you giggled, pulling him along as he sighs and rubs his face with slender, long fingers, following you to the dimly lit kitchen and wait as you make your tea. “never realised how creepy the kitchen is when it’s so dark,” you rambled, trying to make conversation to distract yourself from the memories of the horror movie earlier. “then turn on the lights.” rin states the obvious, reaching his hand to flip the switch. you groaned like a vampire to sunlight, squinting your eyes as it adjusts the the bright lighting, “you’re human, not a vampire.” rin flicks your forehead and rolls his eyes.

you’re back in the room as soon as you left, your hands holding onto the cup of tea as it warms your unusually cold hands, which you suspect was from how scared you were earlier. you sip it finish and place it on the nightstand, falling back onto rin’s chest. perhaps it was how disinterested you were from the movie after you knew that you couldn’t handle it, or how warm rin’s firm chest was, or it was just the tea working its magic, but you closed your eyes and fell asleep before you knew it, lightly snoring on him. as the movie ended, rin turns his attention to your sleeping form and his eyes soften, gently pushing you off him as to not wake you up, mumbling something about you getting neck aches if you sleep in that position.

he turns the tv off and goes to sleep next to you, a small smile gracing his lips.

this was the first time in a while he has felt this way. this content with being just himself. with all the pressure of his expectations, the expectations from his team, from the fans, from the weight his brother has left on him, the current him would never be enough. the current rin itoshi is not the striker people imagines him to be. that’s why he keeps training. and training. and training. to become the striker he envisions himself to be. to best sae itoshi. but you see him as just rin itoshi. not the football genius’ sae itoshi’s brother. not paris x gen’s U-20’s rin itoshi. not blue lock 11’s rin itoshi. just.. rin.

you really are lukewarm. but that’s alright. sometimes he needs someone to balance him out.

[arielries]

yo i was getting some books ordered at a bookstore and i got jumpscared by a witchy printed book?? translated in french???? i have no idea that was a thing!! cool as hell! (i bought it lol)

Yes! Witchy was released in French in...March, I think? I hadn't posted about it yet because I've been busy and then recovering from top surgery, and was also hoping to get a copy from my publisher (this is a reminder to myself to bump them about that.) but I managed to see a couple of copies while I was in France in January and it's such a beautiful version of the book!

It's hardcover and we managed to get permission to use the special edition cover for it...No one does comics like the French...I'll actually be working an original cover for Vol. 2 soon...

[lovelygirlinbleu]

screaming bc I was wondering why you were talking about skam france and trauma and now I see this

Oh God no! 💀

unfortunately the word “no” does not exist in the french language

[libraryofloveletters]

Routines

pairing: erling haaland x reader

summary: sunday mornings were a bit of a tradition for you, everyone notices when the pattern changes.

author’s note: this was a random one, dedicated to my bestie @themandaloriansdiaries since she picked the song <3

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) 

written in the photos series masterlist

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youruser: sundays ♥️

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jackgrealish: miss you buddy ❤️

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user9: !!!! who’s that in pic two !!!!!!!!!!

↪️ynsbiggestfan: that’s literally queen yn😭 it’s the same hairstyle from her post earlier today

youruser: 🌑

↪️erling.haaland: you think you’re funny 

yn_wife: ynnnn what are you doing herreeeeeeeee

user12: so they’re totally seeing each other right ^^ that’s literally her in the second pic 

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yn_wife: I fucking called it

judebellingham: there are children on this app 😭

↪️youruser: and you’re one of them, get out my comments Jude 🫶🏽🫶🏽

user10: screaming, crying, sliding down the wall!!! the second pic??!?!!?!?!

erling.haaland: you’ll get used to it 

↪️youruser: trying my best

9haaland: i thought this was a wholesome post 😭 jumpscare for the second pic

jackgrealish: okay so I can finally tell people I know the famous y/n

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[schnitzelsemmerl]

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My intro post!! 🌈🌈

hallihallo! :3 my name's Cher (Cherilyn if you feel silly) 🍒 or Andrey and you can call me whatever (nicknames, etc. I LOVE NICKNAMES 💗). im 🇦🇹🇧🇦 btw. and can you tell i like schnitzelsemmerl (ohne salat 🥬 ist ein schnitzelsemmerl kein gutes schnitzelsemmerl btw ‼️😒😒 /lh)

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this pretty much is a blog about musicals and my interests, but i'm mostly being 🎊silly🎊 and a sigma 🤩😼 with the mutuals™️ on here for now (this post may appear organized (why am i lying it doesnt), but in reality i am a trainwreck :3 ) i'm very online, so yea. talk to me please :33

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fandom list: musicals (hamilton, rtc, SIX THE MUSICAL MY BELOVED <33 , etc.); hetalia <3; history, especially tudor dynasty and amrev/french revolution (idk if that counts as fandom); лолофд (this is a russian minecraft my friend and online father figure @frownce showed me don't go there it's deadly); the hellaverse/HH/HB, titanic (1997)

list of silly characters i like (idea totally not stolen): peggy schuyler, misha bachinskyi, france/francis bonnefoy, hera (i know she only appears for 20 seconds in one song AJFJFJFJGJF), niffty, moxxie and millie, jane grey, boleyn, towelie (bro he's funny 😭😭), heather mcnamara, karen smith, buffy gilmore and cindy campbell, etc etc

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my ao3!!

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Under the cut are just random things :3 🍭🍭

apparently, i am:

THE mother <3™️

George Washington Insanity™️

Peggy Schuyler's husband :3

alpha & sigma male

an honorary 'murican 🇺🇲

president (2024 - forever and ever and ever)

local schnitzelsemmerl but i am not local

Bernd das Brot (real)

Akkordeonspieler /j i don't actually play the squeeze keys 🤭‼️

mentally unstable bbg

emmy's annoying younger gen alpha brother

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@cher-takes-the-l

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so if you know any of those users but cant find the blog anymore, hihihi ! hello !!!! that's me!! hiiiii :3

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a carrd i spent wayyyyy too much time making

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PEGGY JUMPSCARE <3