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She got into Julliard, which only accepts 12 ballet dancers of either sex PER YEAR. She was literally one of the best ballerinas there was, and now she can't even be a full person.
ohhhh that ballerina farm article ☹️
#now I finally get why the feminists say kill all men#'cause yeah kill that man#personal potatoes#venting#sj shit#ballerina farm#FUCK MORMONS FUCK MORMONS FUCK MORMONS
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So far, chances of KOSA being enacted is 31% according to the site linked below.
Let's get that fucker down to zero, guys!!
Stuff to help us do that is linked here!
The call scripts linked below were originally for Congressional representatives, but now that the bill is in committee consideration by Senate Commerce, you should call your Senators instead and you can use the scripts for them. Also, when calling your Democrat senators, make sure to add that Senator Blackburn explicitly stated in interview that it would be used to "protect children from the transgender." I think it's pretty clear that this is not meant to protect children. It's just going to harm children further, especially trans children.
(Article below with a video of the interview embedded.)
Please help stop this bill in its tracks. Reblog, donate, call your senators, and keep an eye on the bill's chances of being passed. We can't stop now. 31% is still kind of a big number. We need to shrink those chances by a lot more.
#queer#lgbtqia#lgbt#lgbtqplus#lgbtq community#blacklivesmatter#black lives matter#ex jw#ex mormon#ex catholic#ex christian#stop kosa#kosa bill#fuck kosa#kids online safety act#internet censorship#us politics#abortion#bodily autonomy#abortion rights
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It's amazing to me just how good the Mormon church has been at hiding just how bad they really are from public view. Even the shit that gets spread around is the relatively harmless bullshit. They had a crazy prophet with magic glasses. They believe in god-mandated polygyny. They think everyone who is good enough will get their very own planet after the world ends. They wear magic underpants. Mormon men are all paladins.
Here's one of the ones you hear less often:
See, like many other Christian sects, the Mormons really do believe that the existence of Christ obviates the existence of Judaism. Judaism was just a placeholder until the "real" church could be established by Jesus.
And the Mormons in particular believe, dead ass, that the entire inheritance of Israel has been given to them, because the Jews failed to recognize the Messiah when he was on Earth. They really do. They have this whole system where people are given a "divine revelation" about which of the Tribes of Israel they're a member of (don't worry, they decided that most people belong to the two tribes that are willing to "adopt" people. Only the most specialest boys and girls are members of the original ten).
Let's sum up so far. The Mormons believe that they are the people of Israel, chosen and protected by God. If Jews want to get back in on that party, they can always repent and convert to Mormonism, the one true church to which God gave all the rights and blessings that were originally bestowed on Abraham's house.
But it doesn't stop there!
The Mormons also believe, in all seriousness, that all Indigenous peoples of the Americas are descended from a small group of Jewish people who left just before the fall of Jerusalem (~600 bc iirc). Their entire weird-ass extra bible is a chronicle of those people's history in [unspecific part of America]. At the very beginning of the book, two brothers in the original family turn away from god, so they and all their descendants are cursed with dark skin, so that the good Nephites (who remain "white and delightsome") will always be able to tell themselves apart from the wicked Lamanites.
So, you've got supposedly Jewish people running around the Americas. And the "good" ones are white, and the "bad" ones are brown. Then, ofc, Jesus comes to visit them (I guess supposedly that's part of what he was doing during his dirt nap? Or possibly after he left again, it's not clear), and they all convert to Christianity, which they think is clearly the natural evolution of Judaism. Well, at the end of the book, all of them become wicked, in a kind of weird pseudo-apocalyptic series of events. They are all cursed with dark skin, until such time as they repent for their ancestors sins and return to the gospel.
But of course, Mormons being the good and kind people they are, they want everyone to receive the blessings of God and be brought into the houses of Israel etc etc. And it isn't the fault of those poor little Indigenous children that their distant ancestors turned away from God and became wicked.
So what's the natural answer? Well, Mormons are real big on missionary work, as we all know. But apparently that wasn't enough in this case.
Because the Mormon church has been one of the big players in abducting as many Indigenous children as possible, in order to indoctrinate them into being good Mormons, so that they can turn white again and be blessed. My mother remembers hearing talks about this in the 70s and 80s. The church literally had a "Lamanite Adoption Program," where families in the church were encouraged to get as many Indigenous children as possible away from their families and not let them be reunited until they were fully assimilated and ready to go back and proselytize about how wonderful the church is.
The church leadership literally talked about how wonderful it was to see these children becoming whiter. Actually whiter. Like, saying that when they finally saw them with their families again, it was beautiful how much paler they were.
I'm pretty sure this program has been officially ended, but it doesn't take a genius to speculate about who might be behind the curtains on the movement in the western US to gut the ICWA....
So yeah. Next time someone tries to tell you that the Mormons are just harmless weirdos, please remember that they're an antisemitic cult that advocates for the forced assimilation of Indigenous children to help them escape the cursed brown skin of their ancestors.
#cw mormonism#mormons#exmo#and this is still barely scratching the surface of how fucked up that organization is
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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟
ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened
#ootd#doodles#art#illustration#fashion#fall#autumn#autumn vibes#cozy vibes#self portrait#artists on tumblr#i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something#the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table#and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has#long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started#muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to#each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table#good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks#im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT#sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now#what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from
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i'll put Joseph Smith to shame
#southern gothic#southern alberta#mormon gothic#appalachian gothic#small town#alberta#canada#country bumpkin#gay cowboys!#gay#cowboy#fuck the mormon church#abandoned#midwest gothic#small town america#gay ex mormon#meat talk#transgender#art#cigarette#sinners
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so much of Mormonism is just being signed up for things without your permission. Things that require your time, energy, money, effort are just expected of you, and god forbid you don’t live up to that expectation. I’m constantly shamed into callings, activities, ministering, seminary, etc. Hell, even my goddamn baptism wasn’t something I consented to- I was eight and barely knew anything about religion, let alone given a choice on whether to be baptized or not. I’ll never forget my mom screaming at me while I sobbed hysterically because I turned down to be part of the young women’s presidency. I’m so sick of being signed up for shit without my consent.
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bahhh the suckers wip
#ferris quiddlegoose brain thoughts#jrwi#jrwi the suckening#wip#dont ask me whats going on with emizels pants i dont fucking know#i wanted to finish this today but this alone tOOK ME 8 WHOLE HOURS.#I STARTED THIS AT 5 PM. ITS NOW 1 AM.#i told myself i would go to bed before midnight. yet here we are#i know shilo and emizel are supposed to look similar. and i tried. but i wanted to go crazy with shape language and design and whatever#also shilos outfit was a nightmare to figure out. arthurs too.#also sorry to any exmormons that see this . or anyone that has mormon knowledge and is also a sucker (suckening watcher/listener)
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FINALLY HERE!! i love my gay mormons so so much :) + alt pride version and close ups
#mcpriceley#the book of mormon#the book of mormon musical#tbom#tbom musical#this took me so fucking long and im Still not happy with it Ope#first time drawing rory i hope it looks enough like him🥲#10 hrs of my life spent drawing these gay mormons Oh bye#i rly hope yall enjoy this tho bc i do love them alot even if the piece isnt as good as i wish it was#elder price#kevin price#elder mckinley#connor mckinley
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Truly can't believe it.. a voice of liquid gold. Have had this specific recording on repeat for years. RIP Gavin Creel 🕊️
#saw him in west end a number of times#far too young - i will miss his voice#gavin creel#she loves me#waitress#book of mormon#broadway#west end#fuck you cancer fr#Spotify
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Get bro out of Uganda right now with all these tap dancing faggalitious men 😣😣😣‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#mcpriceley#artwork#doodle#tbom#tbom musical#tbom fanart#the book of mormon#kevin price#connor mckinley#elder price#elder mckinley#sillyposting#they need to kiss#they’re in love your honor#guys they're so silly#i love them#kill them all#they make me sick#I am physically ill#burn them#gay men#gay as fuck#so gay i love it#mlm#gay as fuuuuuck#so gay#i hope they explode
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Please donate, reblog, and share with your friends and family!! The fight isn't even close to being over yet, and we have to give it all we've got.
#queer#lgbtqia#lgbt#lgbtqplus#lgbtq community#blacklivesmatter#black lives matter#ex jw#ex mormon#ex catholic#ex christian#stop kosa#kosa bill#fuck kosa#kids online safety act#internet censorship#us politics#abortion#bodily autonomy#abortion rights
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saw this display at the bookstore today and one selection really surprised me
babe if you think fucking TWILIGHT is sexually explicit i have some websites to show you
#i guess shit gets hot by mormon standards but that's a low fucking bar#twilight#banned books#read banned books
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Back again with more au art! This time with Mike and his friends
(click for better quality)
#God fucking damn it I just want them to be happy!!#Yet I put them through the horrors#The agnst is good if the creator is crying too#And jermike is canon in this baby!! Mike is bi!!#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf au#mormon au#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#oh yeah uh chikca bully is also like phone dude he owns Fazbear frights#And Freddy bully is Gregory’s dad#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#hella gay#im making mike into mike stolaska at this point!!! he is mike to me ok!!!
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i cant control myself
#scrungus art#tf#maccadam#starscream#transformers starscream#transformers#its that fucking mormon meme if anyone's confused
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Shut UP Whitney
#the secret lives of mormon wives#personal#this is why I don’t fuck with organized religion#to borrow a Lora phrase#sorry I don't care about what polygamists say#they're losers
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omg they turned poptarts from the tony award winning musical book of mormon into a real thing!!!!
#this is so fucking stupid#im sorry for posting this#in the words of trisha paytas will prob delete later#tbom#tbom musical#the book of mormon#the book of mormon musical#book of Mormon#elder thomas#chris thomas#elder poptarts#poptarts#pop tarts#mcpricely#elder price#elder mckinley#kevin price#connor mckinley
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