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First of all, it's called WADING, not trespassing.
Second of all, it's a FOUNTAIN, not a "water feature."
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Fixed it for us.
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The vampire layer*
This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.
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Ruining the Final Point and Promise of Secret Lair That Still Remained After All of Our Changes and Deals
Changes to Secret Lair's print-run cadence in 2024 will introduce finance bro scalping into the Secret Lair scene and allow us to make even more profit off one of our most lucrative products.
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a TRUE redditor (like me) uses a third party app to peruse racist and homophobic comments at ones (mine) own leisure
only a precambrian slug (you) uses the actual reddit app (bad and gay)
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no jokes here. we might’ve distilled it to its very essence. compare/contrast against your default political chart and find where we’re wrong. we’ll gladly improve on it, if you make a compelling argument.
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#Adopting is the only way to fight #climatechange while having kids #ftfy ^^ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn0-CoHSwvs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Edit I made of the one meme that trashes his super fit
#(reddit voice) FTFY#tenshinhan#tien shinhan#tien#shitpost#kinda#I love his super fit and theres a post on twt rn where someone says it “fucking sucks” and it has 17k likes 💔💔💔
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Dear GO fic writers,
A bottle of wine is arguably enough to get one human adult drunk, let alone two, let alone two nonhuman entities with way stronger tolerances.
If you want them getting drunk together, they've either split a handle of hard liquor or several wine bottles. If you're writing a human AU, they each need at least a bottle of wine to be drunk.
#good omens#Aziraphale#Crowley#aziracrow#no hate just an fyi#definitely a squick for me while reading#“they were almost done with the wine bottle and were basically plastered” no they weren't#“They had opened some more bottles of wine in the meantime and were now basically plastered” ftfy
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Petition to ban all trendy bathroom signs
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i don't have polls but we need to settle this. what's the best science subject: physics, chemistry or biology?
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bj simp
no clue what this is about, but thank you, i'll wear that as a badge of honour
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my wild shit take is it's immoral to street park in an SUV. normal cars street parking are on thin ice
ftfy
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the creator
Pamela Colman Smith
has been included in a new exhibition at the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York
The Woman Behind The World’s Most Famous Tarot Deck Was Nearly Lost In History
For centuries, people of all walks of life have turned to tarot to divine what may lay ahead and reach a higher level of self-understanding.
The cards’ enigmatic symbols have become culturally ingrained in music, art and film, but the woman who inked and painted the illustrations of the most widely used set of cards today – the Rider-Waite deck from 1909, originally published by Rider & Co. – fell into obscurity, overshadowed by the man who commissioned her, Arthur Edward Waite.
Now, over 70 years after her death, the creator Pamela Colman Smith has been included in a new exhibition at the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York highlighting many underappreciated artists of early 20th-century American modernism in addition to famous names like Georgia O’Keeffe and Louise Nevelson.
CNN
#ftfy#why did the article writer not just bury her name but also name the usurping man first above the images
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in r/gaming by u/HappyPool4139, 3h ago:
Jesus fucking christ you people are vapid. if I had my way I would be picking out the biggest and dumbest among you wet little, consumer fucktoys to get castrated. Would love to see your cornfed slack jaw stare turn to horror when the pigs start fighting over which one gets to eat your severed penis.
in reply to u/HappyPool4139, u/GiantHappyLazerDonkey, 2m ago:
Jesus fucking Christ
FTFY. The name of our lord and Savior is a proper noun
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