#Extreme Haunted House

[thehousesoctoberbuilt]

Filmmakers Bobby Roe and Zack Andrews have created Recroom’s first virtual reality haunted house.

[dranger78official]

long version of the poem

if you ask ayase or lilas ikuta to fund for a beyblade x-styled extreme haunted house called the "xtreme haunted house", they will think the plan's a monster and the world is caught and full of wrong keep needing a thousand workers to handle this situation. thus, they doth know that thy created the beyblade xtreme haunted house incident.

if you ask the CEO of beyblade to have it here, they must declare and prove it to them that it will be safe and recommended for people o'er 12, if the age is o'er 18, then the company will get destroyed because y'know, the other side's insanity.

and if the schedule is to open in october '24, people come see this house and find themselves in beyblade x-themed horror situations, eg: x city is invaded by a million zombies. thy doth know it will be dangerous or not. o' spill me the tale, thy may not survive in time.

if thy house ith in beyblade x, thy story so far is that team persona were goin' to mcamey manor, and thy thought to themself thy unfourtunate events happened, Looking in those dark little eyes, they decide, leadin' them to fate beyond thy house.

what ith thy got killed?

what ith you call the "standard good" a living at all?

thy don't count.

because, well... thy don't count of the paradox and no, they cannot, be hurting no one who dare go into thith haunted house. thy created the incident, and the paradox spreads only to not to keep guests to laugh and be free for once, and thy say fight is... well... might.

what if ekusu got slayed?

what if bird was deceased?

what if multi is... well, SPILL ME THE TALE, GUYS.

thus creating thy ikuta paradox, the world is caught, and full of wrong and faliure as ith the house succeeded on mcamey manor once and for all, both ayase and lilas ikuta will forefeit to build thou shalt not bring the paradox over. their guests are choking on their own hysteria, causing the paradox to spread once again and for all.

[imperial-agent]

mr house never being able to replicate his courier six because they never let him scan them, so all he has are a few shoddy recordings he took to recreate the courier from. his replicas of courier six are flawed: none are as perceptive, resourceful and proactive. they aren't good at out-of-the-box thinking or improvising. their problemsolving, diplomacy skills and technological innovation ideas fall short of the original and are just another disappointment every time. they end up hollow shells like jane, marilyn and victor. letting new vegas go, ruin itself in pursuit of recreating his perfect right hand again, hope for another fruitful partnership and bright future of the mojave like they did before is so delicious it makes me sick actually send tweet ✌

[brokehorrorfan]

Have some safe Halloween fun with Razors in the Night's shirt for the notorious "extreme haunt" McKamey Manor. It cost $35, with all proceeds benefiting 'Ween Dream, a non profit that provides Halloween costumes to kids in need.

[brother-emperors]

Do you think it's fair to say that Crassus looks at and understands the narrative, while Pompey looks away and ignores?

I actually think that, if we're using Plutarch, Crassus is the one prone to rejecting the narrative everyone else is going along with, while Pompey acknowledges the trajectory for what it is!

Crassus does not care for the omens, and rationalizes events as just. shit that happens (it's an interesting personality trait and narrative parallel that he shares with Cassius, to a certain degree! see: Plutarch, Brutus 37 & 39.4)

Plutarch, Crassus

and it results in a narrative where men cross over into an under/other world before they are dead.

The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson

Pompey on the other hand, has this to say about his own mis/fortunes, which is a very honest and pragmatic acknowledgement of his life

Plutarch, Pompey

and additionally, Pompey tries to actively subvert people's expectations ahead of time (which could be read as a kind of genre awareness, if we want to keep going with the narrative comparison/framework) altho it doesn't seem to work in his favor lmao

(ibid.)

[marzipanandminutiae]

the thing is, 99% of the time, haunted places are pretty boring. in my experience

most of them just...aren't that consistently active? sure, there ARE very active and terrifying hauntings out there! I'm not saying there aren't! but a more realistic horror movie based on most people's experiences would be something inexplicably falling off a shelf every three months or so, and a light that turns on in the middle of the night but affects literally nothing. the residents of the house are used to it. they just don't care

move out? why the fuck would they move out? this house was a steal, and if that means they have to occasionally yell for [insert name family has applied to ghost here] to stop screwing with the ceiling fan, so be it

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Tell us about the bag man

Oh jeez. Okay so first you gotta know the bagman is like. D&D’s cryptid monster. Like a Bigfoot or whatever. Some guy that got trapped in a bag of holdin’ and now travels between them and kidnaps people and stuff. He’s not necessarily real, he’s a myth. But he MIGHT be real.

And I was runnin’ this campaign where I really wanted to make it a pain for the party to just loot and go, y’know, I was runnin’ encumbrance rules. And I was willin’ to let at least one player have a bag of holding just so it wouldn’t be too punishin’. But Betty ended up missin’ the first few sessions and decided to play an artificer and just make extra bags and help the party out. Real team player decision, but that messed with the balance on my game, so when Clara picked up the bag of holding on session 3 or so, I had a NPC tell them a story about the bag man, just to make the players feel like it was risky to use too much.

And cause Betty hadn’t been there, she didn’t know ANYTHING except that Clara’s miniature had a bag of holding on it. So I asked her when we started the session how she wanted to introduce her little goblin artificer to the party, and she said “I’ll just pop my little head out of the bag and say hello!”

The whole table SCREAMED. You know stuff like “OH MY GOD IT’S THE BAG MAN” and “GET RID OF THE BAG” and “CLARA DON’T FORGET TO BONUS ACTION RAGE! KILL IT!” And then Clara hurled the whole bag, Betty’s character and all 40 feet up a tree. Poor Betty took fall damage before they ever even knew her name.

[wormmpile]

Sometimes I see someone say something about a piece of media as if it is revelatory mind blowing hot off the press news, and not the most basic obvious point of the work or the most basic obvious allusion, and it makes me roll my eyes a little because I'm like yeah yeah the time knife we've all seen it, and then I have to like physically step in and shake myself and be like actually Susan we have Not all seen the time knife, and anyway someone else is enjoying the wonders of media analysis as a hobby for maybe like. The first time in their life if they're young enough. Don't be a bozo just because you think you're smart. Nerd. Fuckass. If you were a high school english teacher you'd be pissing yourself in joy rn because someone connected the dots. That's so cool that they did that. And I go about my day because I'm normal

[shmeegledeegledorp]

Even though I only own like 2 mario golf games the renders are always my favourites bc genuinely what the fuck is the vibe here

[izutsoupmi]

if your only contribution to a manga-discussion channel is to say "the anime did this better" and post irrelevant screencaps ad nauseam while people are having a conversation, all while posturing as some scholar of the work, i get to kill you with a comically large rock

[ultimate-horror-genre]

tournament listings: first round

psychological:

phobia vs. madness and phobia

home invasion & survival vs. arthouse

killer:

slasher vs. backwoods horror

gore & disturbing:

torture vs. body horror

splatter vs. cannibal

extreme vs. cosmic horror (miscellaneous plug-in because there's an uneven number of subgenres in this genre)

monster:

zombies vs. virus

vampire vs. werewolf

classic & mythological vs. neo-monsters

animals & nature vs. giant creatures

small creatures vs. sci-fi & aliens

paranormal:

ghosts & spirits vs. haunted house

possession vs. devils, demons, & hell

witches & occult vs. supernatural power

miscellaneous:

comedy horror vs. parody horror

gothic horror vs. found footage

folk horror vs. post-apocalyptic

i will be updating this list with links to the posts!

[dranger78official]

"if you ask ayase or lilas ikuta to fund for a beyblade x-styled extreme haunted house called the "xtreme haunted house", they will think the plan's a monster and the world is caught and full of wrong keep needing a thousand workers to handle this situation. thus, they doth know that thy created the beyblade xtreme haunted house incident."

[turianosauruswrex]

also like. as someone who does wear and enjoy wearing makeup, for people who do wear and do enjoy it, like... what's wrong with not knowing how to do any given makeup thing at any given time. so what if you don't know how to put on lashes or draw a cat eye or contour or whatever. if that's something you want to learn how to do you have time. you have sooooo much time to learn whatever you want. fuck's sake.

[regicidal-defenestration]

A Natural History of Fear is an absolutely batshit audio, not least because it leaves you sitting to the sound of a humming top for the final few minutes just so you can process how utterly batshit it just was

[tricoufamily]

also i finally worked up the courage to see the damage after accidentally not saving beckett's trailer cc. i'm gonna cry

[pngjpeg]

>be me >used to take care of chronically (terminally) ill mother >mom dies >no job >no prospects >get weird letter in the mail asking me to go to a haunted house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere >steal sister's car (that is half mine, i helped pay for it) to go there >meet an extremely appealing woman >immediately stick to her like glue in all things at all time >get there thinking its gonna be a joke >house is turbo haunted >house is actually evil >house is repulsive >cannot look at house directly without feeling Bad >house wants to eject me from it down to the upholstery fabric of the seat cushions