#Dumb American brain
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I always get caught off guard when I remember so many of my mutuals have different accents from me. Like, of course they do, it’s not surprising. Not everyone talks like me, especially since so many of my moots are from Israel. But you just don’t really think about it until fricken @david-goldrock send an audio clip of his voice and you’re like “Oh ya, accents are a thing-”
Just like how you don’t really think about time zones until they tell you it’s 2 am where they are and it’s only 7 pm for you lol
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i finaallly got to play one of my dream games WEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
#alice madne#alice liddell#art#my art#ive been rotting GODDD steam sale has me playing games during break instead of drawing#mb wrist has been a pain too O(-(#alice madness returns fanart#alice liddel fanart#fanart#horror#american mcgee's alice#i took some liberty with her dress. GUILTTYY#i wanted it to be like the caterpillar but more based on her butterflies EUGH im so EUG HHHHHH#the brain rot for this game has been going on for 10 YEARS#getting a hold of the game has been so hard and i couldnt play it before because i was dumb with computers#thank god its back on steam tho WEEEPEEEEEE
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a pure heart and an impaired judgement
#sports related brain injury esp from rugby & american football is actually very serious but this is just a dumb doodle bc i was remembering#MASSIVE TEEN RUGBY PLAYER jonathan (& dio)#jojo's bizarre adventure#phantom blood#jonathan joestar
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ok i wasn't planning on posting much until i finally worked up the spoons to write up a final hurricane helene aftermath resources post but i need some uh fucking escapism rn i think so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
if anyone wants to ask me anything or even just ramble about atbb and my guys that would be awesome i think
#trousled dumb#god i love being an american coming to adulthood in the 2020s after having been politically aware since 2016 its so awesome and great#i cant super guarantee that i'll be able to respond to things right away bc it's 3am rn#but something to keep me from doomscrolling / giving in to The Anger tomorrow would not be horrible to have . yknow#btw even tho i said ask it doesnt actually have to be a question or anything. u can literally just talk at me about atbb and ill die for u#sometimes i wonder if im more hyperfixated on my own story than undertale itself. i think they go hand in hand but that is to say#Those Fuckers Never Leave My Brain So I Really Like Talking About Them okay thats all posting the post now [ppblolbth
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The Aftermath (1982)
"What happens when you die?"
"I don't know, son. No one does."
"It's sad to die."
"No. Death isn't sad. We all have to die. What's sad is having to go on without someone you love. Just as we have to go on now."
#the aftermath#1982#video nasty#horror imagery#steve barkett#stanley livingston#post apocalyptic film#horror film#american cinema#lynne margulies#sid haig#christopher barkett#alfie martin#forrest j. ackerman#jim danforth#linda stiegler#laura anne barkett#larry latham#carole scott#nelson ackerman#john w. morgan#incredibly dumb passion project from writer‚ director and star Barkett; he spent years getting this made‚ burning through investors and#deals whilst trying to maintain the integrity of his vision (his silly‚ silly vision). to be clear‚ this is a lot of fun to watch but not#all of that fun is intentional; the back third of this movie contains a shootout so absurdly long‚ so gratuitously violent (and with a#preposterous location change from the desert to some ruined city skyscraper tops) that it beggars belief. likewise Barkett's self insertion#as the Ultimate Action Man Hero who by the end of the film comes to resemble more of a post apocalyptic christlike figure of spiritual#salvation. it's a dumb film is what I'm saying‚ but Sid Haig is there and it all looks unreasonably good and the matte paintings are weirdl#excellent (and the fx are solid too‚ model spaceships aside). ridiculous stuff but made with clear love and self belief#in such a way that it can only end up being endearing. a pleasant surprise in my deep dive into the more obscure nasties#it's been a rough ride recently but a few more brain numbing entries like this and I'll be back on board
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Happy birthday 😁
hope 19 makes you taller
tyty!!!
why is everyone telling me to get taller 💔
#ask#IM NOT THAT SHORT GUYS IM 5’3#(160 cm i think???? dumb american brain working in overtime over here)
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there's nothing that amazes (derogatory) me more than the fact that americans hear "taxes" and go on red alert but hear "tariffs" and think yay, the world is finally giving us what we deserve! NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT TARIFFS WERE YOUR ABSOLUTE LACK OF SELFLESSNESS AND ACTIVE DESIRE FOR OTHERS TO SUFFER WOULD HAVE YOU RIOTING IN THE STREET
#TARRIFFS ARE TAXES YOU DUMB BITCHES (gender neutral term) AND NOW BECAUSE YOU CANT PERFORM EVEN A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH much less in bed WE H#AVE A CONVICTED FELON RULING THIS NATION AND YES I SAID RULING AND NOT LEADING BECAUSE THE SENATE AND HOUSE ARE BOTH RED AND GOD I CANT EXP#ESS HOW UTTERLY DESPICABLE AND BRAIN DEAD YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE VOTED FOR THAT SHITBAG AND THAT OTHER SHITBAG AND THOSE OTHER 49 SHITBAGS#ND THOSE OTHER 220 SHITBAGS AND GODDDDDDDDD I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING USE THEIR HEADS BECAUSE LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER BUT IT#ISN'T BECAUSE OF YOUUUUUUUUUU#american politics#us politics
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Don't do a thinkpiece on skypiea if you're going to completely ignore white christian settler colonization and indigenous genocide. Just don't talk about it.
#its so wild how smart ppl who watch one piece are#yall can write theories all day long and im like wow yall are so smart#but when it comes to skypiea you go braindead#i do not believe youre that stupid#that you dont recognize it#i genuinely just think youre anti indigenous#and dont want to recognize anything doing with indigenous genocide bc you benefit so much from it#ive been looking online for anything that has an intelligent take on skypiea and i havent found much#ppl comparing it to palestine#which is fair#but imo wano represents that situation a lot better#its pretty obvious skypiea is commentary on the indigenous genocide of north america#i think you guys forget that#by tens of millions#and hundreds of years#thats the biggest and longest lasting genocide in human history#nothing in history comes anywhere close to what was done to indignenous north americans#i know yall dont care and dont take it seriously#but odas not a fucking brain dead dumb ass bitch#obviously hed make one of the most important arcs in the series revolve around a significant real world event#its even the way that he went out of his way to show that the indigenous ppl are somewhat sovereign#but theyre STILL being targeted by the white ppl and controlled by white christian colonization
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Every single time I hear someone try to claim that the White Fang was based on the Irish Troubles, I roll my eyes so hard they pop out of my skull and roll down the street like a Chef Boyardee commercial
Obviously there's no grounds to argue that the fantasy anti-racism group is Um AcTuAlLy based around an international conflict that heavily featured religion, but even IF the White Fang was based on the Troubles, it'd fail as an allegory quite miserably due to one thing:
There's no real religion in Remnant
The Salem/Oz godhood died out, no one remembers the idiot brothers, and anything else is tossed into supplemental hell
The only thing in the show proper is the Albain brothers and that's only aesthetic. They're just committed to the bit, baby!
But sure rwby rabids, keep drinking the cockbite kool-aid. It's working wonders on your braincells
#rwde#this 'theory' is so stupid i can feel my brain oozing out from my ears#the crew literally said it was based on the civil rights movement#and i know damn well that no texan (or american in general) were ever taught the troubles in school#these clowns probs didnt even know it existed until someone tossed that hat in the ring#irish folk i am so sorry these dumb bitches be saying this shit#yall deserve better
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this isnt the account for this i KNOW but jjk just ended and it was the worst thing ive ever read oh my daysssss
#my god bro#IT ENDED THE EAY IT STARTED. THERE WAS NO DEVELOPMENT AT ALLLLLL#it literally ended w sukunas finger in that same shrine box thingy....some dumb mf is gonna eat that thing again and make jjk2#electric boogaloo#1. why the kenjaku/geto tease at the end of the previous chapter. what even was the point of that it wasnt even MENTIONED#2. we got a scene with megumi burying his sister which understandable...BUT NOT ONE FOR GOJO????#NO OFFENSE BUT TSUMIKI APPEARED TWICE LIKE IF SHE CAN GET A BURIAL SO CAN GOJO#3. dont get me started on gojo bro ive never seen such a mishandling of a character in my life#all im gonna say is that 2 page flashback of him being like 'everyones gonna forget me once im not the strongest anymore'...and he was RIGH#HE WAS RIGHT HE DIDNT GET A BURIAL OR ANYTHING HE GOT HIS GODDAMN BODY POSSESSED JUST FOR NOTHING#HIS BRAIN IS WHO KNOWS WHERE#the ones who truly won were the sukuna gojo shippers bc one of the last things gojo said was 'everyones going to forget me'#and sukuna said 'ill never forget you for as long as i live'...sukuna TECHNICALLY isnt dead so hes fr the only one honoring gojo#3. i just wish we got some more worldbuilding bc for the last couple chapters theyve been mentioning a whole bunch of clans#and trying to explain their significance??? like kusakabe becoming the leader of the simple domain clan#they talked about that for a whole damn chapter WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES THAT HAVE??? EVERYONES BEEN USING A SIMPLE DOMAIN WYMMMMMMM#and then yuta and todo are like kinda cousins and are in the same clan but again we never got introduced to them before IT MEANS NOTHINGGGG#AND THIS WAS EVEN AN ISSUE IN THE SUKUNA FIGHT!!! like they talked about all these generals and clans he defeated but we never saw them#so it literally means nothing!!! just give us a little piece of heian era lore please please please#oh my god and them just pretending everythings fine and dandy bc sukuna is sealed again#youre telling me japan had shibuya and shinjuku absoltely destroyed in the span on 2 months and we just never got#any insight about how the country recovered??? or whats going on AFTER sukuna was defeated???#the closest thing we got was the american soldiers coming to japan to defeat some spirits but thats literally it
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Brittany is probably only saying this cause she needs these connections from taylor... using her for clout as usual and miss swift doesn't care as usual
exactly and that’s the most annoying part like SHE KNOWS she’s chasing the swiftie clout 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i hate it i hate her
#answered#anonymous#anon#one of my trump customers liked my post about how americans are shitty with aiming their beloved guns and i just wanted to yell at her#Like biTCH THIS WAS @ YOU!! THE AUDACITY TO LIKE IT IS ABSURD#anyways i just hate trump supporters they’re just so fucking DUMB#not even like republicans like specifically the brains of trump supporters should be dissected and studied
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All of the rocky movies are on Netflix so I’ve been skim watching them and I truly think the greatest flaw of the character rocky balboa is not taking his brother in law out back with a baseball bat and beating him with it until something turned into pulp
#man sly stallones directing is rough in rocky 4. though I do always love to see dolph lundgren#there’s a robot here? I don’t understand the robot. I think Paulie is fucking this robot. the movie stops dead to show us the robot#I’m also not sure if rocky is supposed to have brain damage in this one? I know he for sure has it in 5#I’m sooooo fascinated about this. apollo dies because he’s trying to win the cold war and then rocky wins it for him. it’s so dumb#rocky doesn’t care about politics! he cares about making his wife laugh. also like. sly. my man. I know#okay hold on. there’s a musical number happening. obviously the point is supposed to be American flash versus Russian simplicity but it’s so#strange. anyway I know sly wrote the first one but like he gets that’s apollo isn’t especially patriotic right. it was a gimmick for the#bicentennial. that’s why he had the American flag shorts. and rocky wearing them in 3 was symbolic because it was apollo passing the torch#guys I think this movie might be bad#weird tangent tag
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we do not need to engage with all posts. sometimes people can be stupid on the internet and it's fine, actually. we do not need to correct people for making grandiose statements based on knowledge they acquired at age 11 and haven't updated since <- said through gritted teeth
#normally i'm not that peeved by like minor dumb shit on the internet#but this post about how ballet and american football are equivalent in terms of injury/shouldn't be allowed/etc#is rubbing me the wrong way#and the number of people being like well ACTCHUALLY i danced till i was ELEVEN and it should be BANNED#is. much more annoying as it turns out#this is not to say that ballet doesn't have many many many problems#including the harm that can happen in terms of injury and body image#and the classism racism sexism etc etc we can go on for a while here#but the way it's framed in this post and the way ppl are responding to it is making me remarkably annoyed#which is why i'm grumbling on my blog instead of responding to the post itself#bc we do NOT need to respond#hnnnnn#also. will freely admit that i'm probably a lil extra testy about it after 5 hr of class/rehearsal today#and killing my freeds after 2 hr :')#WHY shoes#anyway to the person who said pointe should be banned until they come up with specialized shoes to reduce the damage#GUESS WHAT#that's why they have pointe shoe fitting specialists#and yes! access to and equitable/fair treatment in those environments is troubled#but we are not running headfirst at each other until we all have super duper brain damage#okay. it's fine. it's fine.#upon further reflection i think a solid 75% of my irritation comes from calling ballet a sport. this is a hill i have been angrily guarding#since i was like 12#and am actually right about it. anyway. again. It's Fine. I'm letting it go
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the scene that infuriated me the most in tlj was that rey mirror scene, and it actually didnt have anything to do with the scene itself video or acting wise, it was that rey NARRATES it in the PAST TENSE and there is literally no other fucking case of that happening in the rest of the films
#im pretty sure. im not watching it to confirm#i went 'what the fuck was that' in the theater. i have dumb american action movie brain its really hard to knock me out of a movie#ramblings
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american libs are so fucking dumb
#no yeah biden does everything from the goodness of his heart#sorry after mark hamill israel/indigenous ppl post sequences i have a seething hatred for every dumb fucking white american liberal#obvs that wasnt the worst post made in light of recent events (by far unfortunately) but something abt it broke my brain#i hate white american waspy libs so much KYS!!!!! u stupid imperialist freaks
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Who the fuck looked at a cricket bug and said, “Yeah, let’s make that shit a sport.”
#cricket#random thoughts#cricket is like so funny to my dumb little american brain#because i’m so used to baseball that it makes the conversion to cricket harder#ah well at least people seem very happy watching it
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