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grillpartshub-blog · 3 months ago
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beingjellybeans · 1 year ago
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Meat Depot: A steak lover's Paradise in Paseo de Magallanes
Hey there, fellow foodies and carnivores! Are you game for a flavorful and filling steak meal? Let me share with you a delicious steak lunch my family and I had at Meat Depot in Paseo de Magallanes Commercial Center, definitely a must-visit for any steak lover! Meat Depot: A Meat Lover’s Haven Meat Depot brings meat lovers a unique opportunity to indulge in an array of meat and meat products…
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risewriter · 3 months ago
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ROTTMNT: Joke-Off
*The turtles fight against the Foot in a home depot*
Leo: Excuse me, but you’re a paint in my shell! *Splashes a foot soldier*
Donnie: Allow me to drill some knowledge into your head! *KO’s an enemy with a literal drill*
Mikey: Uh, Raph? Why is Donnie joke fighting too?
Raph: Leo challenged Donnie to a Joke-off. Just leave em be.
Leo: *Launches a BBQ grill at the villains* Aaaand roasted!
Donnie: Just admit it, Leon. *Wraps an enemy in curtains* It’s curtains call for you! *Drops a giant piece of wood* Timber!
Leo: Ha! No way! I’m just getting.. *Drops a lit lighter* Fired up!
Donnie: Ah.
Leo: What? At loss for words? I told you that you can’t beat me-!
Donnie: No, Leon, you just dropped fire on a log.
Leo: Oh.
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lunarw0rks · 1 year ago
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I just wanna go on Home Depot errands with price.
Him taking me to wood aisle and his arms reaching up to touch the wood and decide which he thinks is bests.
And him telling me all about the different types of wood like I gaf and like I’m listening when in reality I’m only focused on his huge upper arms and vains along his forearms.
Or sitting down at home with price reading a book while he’s “dad patting” our dog
Or him making us a new bed after the first one we had broke.(for you know why.. reasons)
Price is such a rough and tough exterior type of guy who secretly (not so secret) has a soft side.being a girl dad.his daughter forcing him to pretend the plastic toy food at the princess tea party is real.and crying at his daughters first pet’s funeral (it was a fish ☹️)
He’s definitely wearing the pink tiara for his little girl.
Or having BBQ days in my sundress. Sitting in a lawn chair watching beads of sweat trickle down his forehead as he's throwing down, giving his all on the grill.
Anyway, I LOVE DOMESTIC PRICE.��
handyman!price is such a good idea. not even a headcanon, it's CANON at this point !!!
he's had plenty of hours on deployment (throughout the years) with a knife being his only means of entertainment. is surprisingly skilled at woodworking/carving because of that boredom. so, in return, he insists on building most things from scratch in his free time.
you would be dragged to home depot at ungodly morning hours. but you'd get passenger princess privileges, so it can't be that bad. not to mention, ogling him while he drones on and on about the types of wood, methods, etc.
his ARMS bulging when he holds up the heavy pieces, the veins more prominent! HEHEHEHE
and the girl dad agenda; he'd love being a girl dad 🥹🥹 oh, she's getting older and he's nostalgic, wouldn't it be a shame if you had to start all over again with another baby??? ;)))))
realest ask ever.... i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism!!!
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thebearme · 8 months ago
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Got any re8 Heisenberg headcanons? (I definitely am so normal about him)
Don't worry, I'm completely normal about him too.
Ethan works with Karl to stop Miranda, but they aren't exactly friends after that, but they learn to like each other.
Chris was originally was going to put Karl into the military as a living bioweapon, but with enough convincing. Ethan got him to just let stay with him and Rose. They're roommates now.
Karl is thankful for Ethan to help him avoid that fate, but he is still frustrated on how his life is in someone's hand. Now he has to listen to Ethan or run the risk of being killed or weaponized. So the anger is the living arrangement is mutual.
Karl tends to be untrusting of everyone, like a feral stray dog. So Karl stays in the basement and minds his business.
Ethan and Mia had a mutual divorce, The relationship was built on rocky ground, and they understand that. But what Mia doesn't understand is why Ethan would have this moldy hobo live with him, and frankly- he doesn't know either.
Karl was a stinky man. His hands are rough and dry, chipped sharp nails that seem to always have something underneath them despite that fact of him wearing gloves most of the time. He covered in a layer of grease, sweat and car oil, smells like copper, gasoline, sweat, cigars, rain dew and a hint of mold and rot. LOVEY ISN'T IT! A sensory overload dream. His hair WILL make a crunchy noise if touched, and don't bother trying to comb through it.
Ethan made sure that his mf got a shower with some actual soap. He may look the same but trust in the fact if you were in a room with him, you'll actually be able to hug him without getting high from the gasoline.
Karl's hair gets so fluffy when conditioned.
It took months before Ethan trusted Karl in watching Rose or let alone hold her.
Karl LOVES sweets.
He originally didn't know about Home Depot because Ethan was worry that there will quickly be no Home Depot.
There's no longer a Home Depot.
Heisenberg will melt when he hears Rose's first words.
The day that Heisenberg finds out what a Samsung fridge is- IT'S OVER!
Heisenberg lived off of military ration meals till now, so he has to resort to the next best thing here: hungry man TV dinners. And kid cuisine when Rose goes into solid food.
HE CAN COOK! To be particular, grill. But he's kinda going through that depression that led you to not take care of himself.
Karl HATES the rain, It rusts all his metal, and he is in content risk of getting struck by lightning, He's a living lightning rod. Ethan tries to be nice and help him by giving him a rubber rain suit, leading him to wear three layers of protection: fishing overalls, rain boots, raincoat, rubber gloves, rain hat and a rubber poncho.
You can hear him from a mile away with all that rubber squeaking.
Heisenberg surprisingly was a virgin for a long time, and it makes sense. He was too busy in his factory to be with anyone romantically nor platonically, let alone get laid. He never really cared till he thought about it now, especially when Ethan has living proof that he fucked. *CUT TO FUNNY KARL SPEED DATING SEQUENCE* this is probably a very sharp contrast to others hc of karl but idc it's my hc
Heisenberg and Ethan have that opposite attract dynamic, Karl gets to teach him that life doesn't end or need to be tense just because they're mole zombies. While Ethan teaches Karl to unpack his years trauma, cuz that shit will come to haunt you.
Ethan found some room for Heisenberg to sleep upstairs instead.
Eventually Ethan gets so close with Heisenberg he actually starts calling him by his first name.
That was noticed by Mia and Chris, which made them nervous in where Ethan loyalty would lie when something were to happen.
Heisenberg never had clean water before, so just imagine him with the crisp 3am water.
Chris only allows Karl to experience the outside monthly. But Ethan sneaks Karl with him when he can. As long, he doesn't scare anyone in town.
Karl is like a caveman entering the present day, He's culture shock is out of this world.
He loves the phrase "metal as fuck."
When Karl has a nightmare he rearrange his room to push all the metal out or nap in the living room. When Karl and Ethan got closer he started sleeping in Ethan's room. Even though their hearts beat slow, the human warmth is still there.
Karl never wants to talk about what his nightmare was about or why he feels better sleeping in a room with less metal.
Here some songs that I always relate to Heisenberg:
Now I'm about to go into what my hc is for Heisenberg before re8.
tw body horror and child abuse
I have the headcanon that Karl wasn't from the village, but his family was. He was born in the states and unknowingly has the genes that make him very susceptible to the mold mutation. Eventually, after his grandfather died and passed the factory/mines to his parents, they all moved to Europe. Explaining the contrasting transatlantic accent.
But like all things, Miranda had to ruin. She noticed the newcomers of the village; she saw how they also have a child and decided to take action. Miranda killed Karl Heisenberg's parents and took him in to experiment on with the cadou parasite.
His gift was unknown till one check up later after all of his complaints of feeling of something tearing into him. Miranda realized that there seems to be scraps of metal like nuts and bolts dug and tear through into his body to his bones like a magnet.
When he's in is REM sleep, his electromagnet powers moves and attract scraps of metal to him. Leaving him to wake up with blood on his sheets, but the wound already healed like nothing happened. But Karl does know it feels harder to move every day.
Miranda made sure to test him on his gift. He looks completely human and is powerful, he was almost perfect… The one single flaw in him is the fact that even as a helpless child that had no one else to rely on but her. He still hated her.
Heisenberg was the youngest of the four lords and the favorite, and he hated it. Dude would just spend all his time by himself, leaving himself tape recorders. He eventually started to entertain himself as if he was a radio host. The theater kid possesses him.
Eventually when he got older he got into contact with The Duke and was able to purchase tapes and machinery scraps from him. The tapes turned out to be American documents of ww2, leading Heisenberg to his American freedom fighter rhetoric.
When he detransform from his big monster form, he has to go get a lil help. He has to get rid of the pieces of metal without just tearing off pieces of his flesh, That shit is hard to grow back you know!
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twothpaste · 7 months ago
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thinking about my ness' future, he is definitely Gets Married core and Raise A Family pilled, but i don't care to pair him with any of the canon characters. i think ness is gonna grow up and marry some nothingburger accountant named Steve or some grocery store customer service lady named Brenda. all his super cool interesting unique friends come over to visit their suburban home, and ness hypes up his sawdust-boring spouse like they're time magazine's person of the year, while his 2.5 kids and labrador retriever cheer and clamor for the delicious burgers he's cookin' up on the grill he bought from home depot last month
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hauntedhowlett-writes · 2 years ago
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ok but now I need more Joel and reader neighbour domestics??? Like him leaving her a post it note with his internet password and him helping her feed the cats and she helps him with his plants and setting up the damn skeleton and then throwing neighbourhood barbecues together 🥺🥺🥺
okay so i literally couldn't rest until i wrote these up so if my assignments are work are late, i'm blaming you.
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title: in a feud with her neighbor - bonus scenes
read the main work here
pairing: pre-outbreak!joel miller x female reader
rating: PG-13 (mild language)
word count: 1084
summary:
Fluffy bonus scenes for "in a feud with her neighbor" as suggested by anon!
Content warnings/tags: not a standalone work, pre-outbreak, no sarah, established relationship, still pretending the 12 ft skeleton existed in 2003, joel gets his butt grabbed by a neighbor. This is pretty much just fluff.
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“The internet is out again,” you whine. You’re in your bed with Joel, the man turned on his side facing away from you. He looks over his shoulder, eyes narrowed.
“Good. Go to sleep,” he grumbles before burying his face back into the pillow that is now his pillow. It always smells like ocean salt and eucalyptus, while your own pillow smells like lavender and vanilla.
The sheets, however, are a beautiful combination of both.
You huff but reach over to your nightstand and turn off the lamp. You scooch in closer to him, snuggling up to his back and spooning him. You let his deep breaths lull you to sleep.
The next morning, Joel’s already left for work in the early hours of the morning, a kiss pressed to your sleep warm skin as a goodbye. When you shuffle into the bathroom to get ready, there’s a pink Post-It with familiar messy handwriting stuck to the mirror.
GetYourOwnPassword03
-Joel
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There’s a package on your porch when you get home from work. You tear into it immediately, pulling out the new planters you bought as a surprise for Joel.
They were an Etsy find, a set of three white planters that say “WHAT THE FUCCULENT”, “LOOKIN’ SHARP”, and “DON’T BE A PRICK” and a bigger planter that reads “PLANT DADDY”. You giggle as you line them up on the counter.
Joel sees them when he comes over that evening, freshly showered and already wearing his pajama pants and your favorite threadbare shirt. He can barely stop laughing long enough to thank you.
“PLANT DADDY” sits in a place of pride by his front door, glued down to the concrete so that the cats can’t knock it over.
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Joel is a grill master. He will spend a ridiculous amount of time at the deli, scrutinizing every package of beef while you hang onto the cart and wither away like a suffering Victorian woman. 
“Joel, please, I’m begging you,” you say, “just pick the steaks.”
“Hush, sweetheart, I have a process,” he replies, not once looking away from the two packages of New York strip he holds. 
“Just get both!” You beg. “Lots of steak! Great compromise!”
He glares at you. “We have to make a good impression.”
“A good impression on who? They’re our neighbors. They already like us! Half the moms in the neighborhood want to fuck you!”
Joel nearly drops the steaks. “They what?!”
You can’t breathe because you’re laughing so hard at the shocked look on Joel’s face. He sets both packages of steak in the cart before grabbing the handle from you and leaving you in tears in the deli.
Later that night, Joel finds you in the crowd and grabs your arm.
“I think Mrs. Matthews grabbed my ass,” he says. 
You pull him close, slipping a hand into the back pocket of his jeans and giving him a peck on his lips.
“Told ya,” you tease.
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Joel watches the Home Depot website like a hawk as soon as September hits. His buddy who works at the store said that online orders would open within the first couple of weeks. Finally, the button turns from gray to orange, and he places his order immediately.
When it’s delivered a few weeks later, you’re so excited that you ask Joel to set it up immediately.
“It’s not even October yet, baby. Can you wait another week?” He asks. You pout, but you agree. Only if he’ll set up both skeletons on the first day of October and not wait until the last minute like he did the year before.
Which is how he finds himself teetering on the top rung of his ladder, trying to set the skull on the frame while you watch from the ground. When he finally gets it screwed on, he’s slick with sweat and cursing up a storm.
“How’s that look?” He asks when he gets down from the ladder and stands beside you.
You wrap your arms around his shoulders, tugging him into a kiss. 
“It’s perfect.”
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Joel walks into your house one day, plastic bags hanging from his arms. The clinking of metal against metal announces his arrival.
“Joel? Whatcha got there?” You ask, drying your hands on the dish towel hanging from the stove, one that says “JUST ROLL WITH IT” with an image of a rolling pin beneath it. 
He sets the bags on the counter. “Cat food.”
You blink at him. “Cat food? You bought cat food?”
“Yeah, you mentioned you were running low. Besides, there’s a new calico out there so you gotta start puttin’ out more. Where’s the bowls?” 
He moves around the kitchen with practiced ease, grabbing a spoon and the set of plastic bowls you reserve for the neighborhood cats. It hits you at that moment.
You love Joel Miller.
Your smile is huge when he turns to look at you and he freezes like a deer caught in the headlights. You close the gap between you, wrapping your arms around his waist and hugging him close.
“I love you,” you murmur into his chest. His arms wrap around your shoulders and you feel the press of his lips to your head.
“I love you, too.”
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BONUS BETTY CONTENT
Joel wakes early the next morning after his first night with you, your naked body still curled in his. He smiles down at you before gently pulling himself from your grasp, stifling his laugh at how you pout in your sleep before rolling over, snuggling into your pillow. He finds the stack of familiar pink Post-Its on your nightstand, scribbling out a note that he’s gone to pick up breakfast and coffee and would be back soon.
He puts on his now dry swim trunks and leaves the house, shutting the door quietly behind him. The neighborhood is still asleep, the sun barely cresting the horizon as he leaves your porch.
“Leavin’ so soon, Mr. Miller?” Betty’s raspy voice calls. He freezes, feeling like a teen caught sneaking out of his house. 
“Good mornin’, Betty,” he says, turning slowly to face her. She’s got a knowing smirk on her face.
“What was it I said about the two of you hittin’ it off?” She asks, tapping a finger to her lips. Joel can feel his cheeks heat. 
“You were right,” Joel admits. 
“I know, dear. I always am. Now, could you bring me back a doughnut while you’re out? Double chocolate. With sprinkles.”
“Yes, m’am.”
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the-gnomish-bastard · 1 year ago
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Remember when I said that any artificer can be flavored as a dad? Well I’m making a series out of it. We’re moving on to wizard! To preface this, your dad is a smart guy in this scenario. Robes? Bathrobe. Wizard hat? Fishing hat or baseball cap. Wand? Grilling spatula. Orb? A sports ball or a cool looking rock. Staff? Fishing rod or a long plastic pipe from Home Depot. Spell book? Cookbook or a manual to something.
The next issue is subclasses. How would that work? Simple.
Abjuration? Your dad is overprotective and not afraid to ground people.
Bladesinging? Your dad is overprotective, and not afraid to throw hands.
Conjuration? Hey, check it out! Your dad called some of his friends over to come beat the shit out of this guy.
Chronurgy? Your dad is focused on time. He will show up to the airport 16 hours in advance.
Divination? Your dad likes betting on stuff.
Evocation? Your dad works as an electrician and a plumber, and a house heating expert, and several other jobs.
Enchantment? Your dad loves dad jokes. They just have a certain… charm to them… eh? Eh?
Graviturgy? Your dad loves space. A lot.
Illusion? Even though he is a wizard, your dad is a sucker for classic magic tricks.
Necromancy? Your dad will bring someone back from the dead to yell at them again.
Order of the Scribes? Your dad is a hell of a nerd.
Transmutation? Your dad loves chemistry.
War Magic? Your dad loves history.
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crosbyism · 6 months ago
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HELLO IM BACK (the sid should have gender affirming sex anon) bc i just realized the real and true reason for sid’s old jock. it looks like an infection hazard right?? THATS THE POINT. the constant dick checks needed to prevent a rash. having a glorified 15 step korean skin care routine for his dick and balls. demanding nate double check his junk.
i had a whole thing about sid fucking his way across the masculinity spectrum to tell u and i can’t express it rn :( i am slightly high i think sid starts out w some fairly stereotypical cishet ideas of masculinity and sex, thinking in the middle of the flyers era misgendering. assumes his visceral negative reaction to getting babygirled is as much the sub part as gender (also bc prob has a lot of cishet ideas about gender and penetration and power) then he gets baby boy-ed and it’s like iiiii can shooow uuuu the woooorld like i think he’s a switch (sex competition!) which imo is underexplored but idk maybe he was operating off the hind brain assumption that bc he was topping in a certain sitch he’s be in charge and gets baby boy-ed by a power bottom. or maybe he tries anal but decides penetration doesn’t get him the way a handjob does bc he wants to touch dicks! idk i think sex gets a lot more wet n wild when penetration isnt treated as “realer” than all other forms even if it can be fun! i am high and this is probably a more nuanced topic than i can express rn sorry :( i just was struck w inspiration about sid’s nasty jock and demanding his junk be looked at to see if other ppl thought he was getting a rash or not
sid gets wiggly when condescendingly called sport
ur so right re nate and the eroticization of the everyday via sid’s masculinity kink. also i think one time the sink breaks and sid’s hind brain is like I Know What To Do and it’s not until he’s standing in front of the sink wearing a white tank top jeans toolbelt and holding a hammer (for a sink???) w nate staring at him expectantly that sid realizes he got all his knowledge from porn and has no clue what to do when facing an actual sink
also i think nate can trick? sid into doing chores if he frames it as fulfilling sid’s being a middle aged man kink. home depot dad kink. babe bring home the bacon. hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping). hey stud gimme a ride? wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince. man these burgers are so good u gotta show me the recipe
i’ve mostly talked about sid here but ur nate idea w him having his everyday in a box and sec in a box and sid exploding the boxes is soooooo good
ok bye im going to go eat peanut butter. wait no i have chocolate cake!!!!
BESTIE WELCOME BACK 😍🥰😘 lol i love u and feel free to come into my inbox high and craving chocolate cake anytime. im laughing and delighted
LMAOOO re: sid’s nasty jock being an excuse for regular junk inspections, im crying ur SO right bestie. sid keeps being like: oh nooo i have to get my junk inspected again :( and someone has to fondle it while talking about my cock and balls in excruciating detail :( oh nooo what if they have to take out a magnifying glass :( to check for an infection :( and then they’d have to KEEP talking to me regularly about by cock and balls. and inspect it. every day.
anyone else: sid why don’t you just get a new jock
sid: no :) can’t. ✨superstition✨
like it would be SO ON BRAND for him. im crying. and also rolling in this headcanon like a pig in filth (read: sid’s junk in his jock)
re: sid working his way up to it and discovering the delights and dynamics of queer sex as an underbaked youngling, u r cooking and now i’m thinking about, like. sid nervously for one of his first sort of hook ups working his way up to insisting on topping with a very effeminate gay dude (since he feels safe asking for it there) and the guy just blowing his mind going “mh honey you’re such a stud, you’re gonna come and fill me right up, aren’t you?” sid goes UH. yes. YES PLEASE. and the sex essentially starts the process of boiling the frog for him, bc the guy is like. clearly at least a a decade older, clearly handling the reigns, but he’s also luxuriating in getting a cock inside him, calls sid (“just, uh. don’t call me kid, please.”) a sport, a stud, a good boy, basically sort of caringly soft doms him (“oh you’re gonna blow your load soon, aren’t you, baby boy? inside me? it’s okay baby, your big cock feels so good, i want it.”) while also begging for a cock in his ass. by the time sid walks out of there his queer third eye is blown wide the fuck open and he starts sucking and fucking his way through pittsburgh, craving nothing less than the high of shrimp colour sexual encounters. figuring out the shape of his (masc kink) sexual preferences one ultra specific hookup at a time.
the thing is that as a rookie he’s small in hockey terms, but he’s still a big guy compared to the normal population. so it’s not exactly hard to start topping dudes. but i think he does the classic dom top thing a couple of times and it gets a little boring. he loves fucking jocks, albeit starts out fucking smaller guys than him. he’s ecstatic the first time a bearded guy bigger than him goes to his knees and praises how pretty his cock is between sucking him off. he loves being called baby boy. sometimes even likes being called “kid” (but only in a specific gay hookup way). over the years he grows to like and appreciate all sorts of little masc epithets (big guy, handsome, mister, and ultimately daddy). i’m with you re: absolutely a switch, although i think he works his way up to some stuff. he just always, regardless of dynamic, enjoys sex the most when it’s full of masculinisation kink. he loves to be a dude fucking dudes. any which way. he loves touching a dick
i’m laughing so much @ nate tricking him into doing chores via middle aged dad kink bc why are u SO right about this. this is real to me. once nate figures the masc kink thing out he is milking that cow cock day and night about it. “hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping)” and “wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince” are going to live in my mind rent free forever now, thank u. i’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night two weeks from now thinking: “hunting (grocery shopping)”. and the fact that sid 100% gets off on it. thrives on being referred to like this. sid wants to be the mustachioed porno plumber so bad. nate lets him tinker and break the sink even more just for the kink of it before they break 3 hours and two rounds of sex later and finally call an actual plumber. it’s a good thing they’re millionaires that can afford to break their appliances even more before hiring a professional to fix it.
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carionto · 1 year ago
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Plug and play... just don't forget to check the voltage
The Pirate Admiral (still self appointed title) Big Thrasher had finally done it! He had acquired a piece of overpowered Human technology - a gravitational beam weapon system - for his undefeatable* fleet (very much defeatable with a factual track record of failure. Twice.). (he got it off a space yard sale)
They had mounted it on his prized flagship - Thrashinator!!! (exclamations points are indeed part of the name) - and with the boost of confidence boosted towards the nearest trade depot, leaving the rest of his fleet scrambling to catch up.
"Surrender all your precious valuables, scruffs! Big Thrasher is taking ownership of everything in my sight!! Refuse, and I'll let this H U M A N made gravity gun do the rest of the talking!!! Humha mha mha mhaa mmmhaaaa!!!!"
A few quiet moments later, someone from a docked trade vessel hailed the Thrashinator!!!. It was a strange looking ship, it had what looked like wheels and a... exhaust pipe and air intake grill? What mattered more was the person on the other end was a Human, speaking in what the translator indicated was a forced accent.
"Howdy 'dere, pardner. I hear ye be threatenin' this 'ere fine establishment wit' somthin' ya took from ma' folk. Ya kno' wat I say to dat? Do it, pal. I bet yer countin' yer chickns' 'fore they hatch'd."
Having a Human talk to him in a veiled threatening way caused some discomfort and apprehension in Big Thrasher, but he told himself - No! Don't be scared by their taunts. Humans have only ever been lucky. You are undefeatable in a fair fight! And now it will be a fair fight! YES!!
FIRE THE GRAVITY GUN!!!
The Thrashinator!!! began to hum with power, the gravitational beam weapon system was charging up, the strain of unfettered engineering colliding with the reliability of countless eons of proven designs used throughout the Galaxy. Then, when the Thrashinator!!! was noticeably beginning to vibrate from the raw force exuded by the hastily attached piece of foreign machinery plugged into their native power generators, Big Thrasher looked at the dials.
2% charged.
Before he could process what the number meant, there was a ship-wide blackout, followed by the backup generators meekly kicking in. However, due to the built-in redundancies of Human weapons always wanting to be available, those too got fried as their collective battery power added a whole 0.3% to the charge.
Human weapons, all systems really, are power hungry. Not to say they are inefficient, far from it, it's just that fundamental design principles differ when you do, in fact, have access to infinite and fast energy in the form of miniature stars.
Anyway, the rest of Big Thrasher's fleet soon caught up and, using recently observed Human tactics, attached several hyper-drives to the Thrashinator!!! and jumped to a safe haven.
The space trucker Jenny "Way Jane" Klara, who taunted Big Thrasher, had a few weeks of extranet fame from her posting the "confrontation" and subsequent posts such as "LOL, Aliens forget to check the voltage, EPIC FAIL!" on social media. She quickly got bored though and went back to being the massive gear-head she is and talking in almost pure technical terms, inspiring a small following to get into hyper-modifying their vessels into other similar "retro" style vehicles.
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grillpartshub-blog · 3 months ago
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304 Solid Stainless Steel Cooking Grids Replace for Barbecue Gas Grills (Set of 2) Fits Compatible Models: Home Depot 810-3820-S, DGP350NP-D, Master Forge MFA350CNP, Dyna-Glo DGP350NP, Brinkmann 810-3820-S, 810-3821-S Gas Models. SHOP NOW!!
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dungeonmeshi-polls · 2 months ago
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what dad-type is chilchuck (outside of beer/bud light dad):
sports dad
grill dad
DIY / home depot dad
old rock dad
fishing dad
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is-the-snake-video-cute · 1 year ago
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show the long tongs pls
They're just these bad boys. Extra-long tongs made for grilling, I think? We got them at Home Depot
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For extra spicy snakes (like mambas) we also often use locking snake tongs. They're meant for holding snakes with but, like, we're inventive.
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shotmrmiller · 7 months ago
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eating my little dinner(and roommate hunting) and came back to scroll again and this…. god going for graves after ghost is so SO evil and im so here for it.. like him as the relationship after would be sooo funny i love everyone here actually for saying petty shit mwah forehead kissies
ghost couldn’t handle my southern ass anyway(his car is totaled and there’s glitter in his gas tank :3) so why not get a man who’d embrace it!! i just know his dumbass can grill!!! id find him in a home depot or lowes while im looking confused in the electrical section after staring at the light fixtures too long and he’d come help (and yes ur right he’d eat cheese grits and def a biscuits and gravy enjoyer)
i am an avid grits with cheese and biscuits n gravy enjoyer. idc. its delicious.
yeah yeah graves def that guy who pats his pellet smoker whenever folk come by talking about the briskets been smoking since 5 am this morning.
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theresattrpgforthat · 1 year ago
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Ok. This is a bizarre request and I apologize in advance, but it is 100% serious. Are there any ttrpgs that either take inspiration from King of the Hill, or that you would think run adjacent to the sort of themes/settings present in KOTH? (Think like semi-modern/late 90s, rural/texan setting, slice-of-life, etc?)
(Context: Me and a friend have been entertaining the idea of a KOTH podcast as something to do for fun, and I think it would be fun to do a live-play ttrpg interlude at some point, but I'm struggling to come up with something, and too tired to make my own ruleset haha.)
THEME: Rural Slice-of-Life.
Four games about everyday life or suburbia coming right up!
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Dads and Decks, by CABBAGEHEAD.
Dads & Decks is a quick and easy-to-play roleplaying game about Dads and their Decks.
YOU ARE A GROUP OF DADS GETTING READY FOR THE ULTIMATE BARBECUE. But suddenly, a MUNDANE DECK-RELATED PROBLEM has occurred. Using your DADS and DECKS, you must solve this problem together or your WEEKEND will be ruined.
Solve the mystery of the creaky floorboard or journey through the dangerous lands of Home Depot to retrieve the Holy Grill. Play together, be the Dad you want to see in the world and have fun!
This is a quick, fun, Lasers and Feelings hack that I feel could really replicate the banter that goes on between Hank Hill and his buddies throughout King of the Hill. If you want to replace the Deck-related problem with a problem that rings more true to King of the Hill, it won’t take much to make a switch!
Every TV Show Ever, by rossum.
Don't touch that dial and remember to set the DVR!
This is meant to be a quick bare-bones way to construct any kind of tv show, from a historical drama, to a kids cartoon. Each character will take a different role, such as Matriarch, Patriarch, Craftsman or Clown. You spend some time building the world and then drop a problem into the player’s laps. You navigate a series of scenes represented via index cards, and use d6’s to determine how your characters do. There’s nothing fancy here, but if you want to have a basic rule set that you can expand upon, this might work out.
Kids on Bikes, by Hunters Entertainment.
Choose your OWN destiny in this storytelling rules-light tabletop role-playing game where adventure is a bike ride away. Kids on Bikes is a Collaborative World Building RPG set in small towns with big mysteries.
Kids on Bikes may look like an ill fit at first, but the game actually has mechanics for building adults! Additionally, there is a scenario in Strange Adventures: Volume One that posits you as Dads, a twist of the original premise. This module was originally called Dads on Mowers, but I think it’s currently called Garuda Lake. This is a game that’s designed to present you with rumours that turn into mysteries, and is especially designed for stories in which the paranormal and supernatural bleed into everyday life.
The Carter County PTA, by Minor Arcana Games.
Join the obsessive parents and desperate teachers of the PTA as each stands upon a hill they're willing to die on. Tonight is the long-awaited PTA meeting and everyone will vote on whatever passion project or much-needed reform you've added to the agenda. Along the way, you'll uncover the high-stakes backstory of each Agenda Item, revealing the personal politics, wacky hijinks and sordid stories that lurk behind the PTA's prim and polished exterior.
A diceless, GM-less game, this is a game for fans of Peggy Hill specifically. All of you have big plans for the local school and you will trample anyone who gets in the way of it. You’ll uncover personal politics and wacky backstories through a series of flashbacks, all the while pressuring the other parents and teachers to vote for your pet policy. Great for small-town drama and petty rivalries!
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miraswebpage · 11 months ago
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me and my friends were talking about how lamperts mark and wallters child of devorce let's go mark and wallter parent hcs + general hcs
sorry if primarily mark whoops
lampert is scared of grey stuff but gets some for wallter whenever he sees it in stores
mark is the dad to take you to home depot and keep you there for like two hours as he looks at tools
mark also thinks that home depot is better for building things and lowe's is good for home appliances so it's usually a four hour trip to both and the only break lamp gets is going to the light isle
mark promised chipotle after
anyways back to wallter, wallter takes walks with lampert and observes all the concrete he can find
wallter lives in a city and mark lives in a suburb and it's a thirty minute elevator trip between both of the households
mark FUCKS UP a grill autism be dammed my wooden mannequin can grill
he can't cook for shit aside from that though he goes to the family dollar frozen food isle for everything
wallter can cook really good I wouldn't be surprised if he had some sorta food related degree alongside a architecture one
mark and wallter have a shared enjoyment for HGTV and house hunters
wallter watches hallmark movies and eats up the copy and pasted plot every time it's a guilty pleasure and by proxy of being in the room every time he has one on lampert can tell exactly when the final conflict is about to happen (1hr 35 mins)
anyways those were my headcanons I do give credit to @/verae for the lowes thing
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