#DangerNoodle

[mothinflamesdoodles]

Peepaw and spooky grandson

[voidsoupz]

Snek fighting against evil nature destroyers>:D the snek does seem to need a little help tho

[liamdrawsstuff]

OCTOBER 31, 2021

Inktober Day 30 - Slither Had to be a boop noodle 🐍

[lynseyluu]

I just realised I never showed you my cosmic snakes other than on a story 🙈 Well here they are, better late than never... 😅💜🐍🌙 . . . . #lynseyluu #lasercutjewelry #lasercut #snake #snakes #snake🐍 #snakemom #serpent #moonandstars #snakelovers #snakelover #reptile #snakesofig #snakesofinsta #dangernoodle #cosmicsnake #witchesofwolves #reptilesofinstagram #snakemama #etsy #etsyseller #etsyfinds #etsycommunity #celestial #snakenecklace #bohosnake #snakejewellery #lasercutacrylic #slytherin #houseslytherin https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpm7RQesdMP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ringasunn]

Happy National Love Your Pet Day! She decided this is where she's napping! #snakesofinstagram #dangernoodle https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6GyScNyoO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[drown-withthe-ship]

Almost tread on the danger noodle.. #Orchard #DangerNoodle #TheresASnakeInMyShed #Straya #TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfHomeSnap (at Zeerust) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnQyqH2JTWK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[stormfire-moonshifter]

Welcome to the latest addition of the family 🐍❤️ #snek #dangernoodle #lilith #loveheralready https://www.instagram.com/p/CkBRpKvS8Wt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[oldglorytattooco]

Slithery little snek 🐍 by @_yeehawtattoos #snaketattoo #snakeart #dangernoodle #snakey #oldglory #ogtc #asburypark https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj1LeTtAabc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aucupariaart]

Usually I would have a problem with showing my face on the internet, but I saw many people doing this on Instagram and I wanted as well! I don’t know if it’s a thing here on Tumblr.

[summerlycoris]

Nintendo may work fast, but the salmon-fucking fandom works faster.

[godslayer-chronicles]

Silly comic ft. Loligrog and Sherbert Dangernoodle based on the prompt ''not knowing oven mitts exist''

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Hello :) i just read the colour-of-tongue question. I always thought that the eyes could tell us if the snake is poisonous, as in slit pupils means dangernoodle and round pupils means you're fine (but could still get chocked)?

Hello hello - that's a super common myth! Pupil shape just refers to when a snake is most active. Slit pupils mean a snake is nocturnal, and round pupils mean a snake is diurnal. There are plenty of venomous and non-venomous snakes with either pupil shape!

This myth can be true in some areas - in parts of the US, where the only venomous snakes are vipers, it's true because all non-venomous snakes are diurnal. But in areas like Australia, the opposite is totally true! In general, you can expect boas and pythons (non-venomous), plus vipers (venomous), to have slit pupils, and colubrids (mostly non-venomous, some rear-fanged venomous) and elapids (venomous) to have round pupils.

For example, king cobras, perhaps the snake with the venom most quickly lethal to humans, have round pupils...

And harmless ball pythons have slit pupils!

Bonus fun fact: those aren't the only shapes snake pupils can have! Vine snakes have horizontal keyhole-shaped pupils to give them better vision up in the trees!

[lynseyluu]

The black & green snakes have been re-stocked! They've also had a tiny little face lift so they're even fancier than before 🥳🐍🖤💚 . . . . #lynseyluu #lasercutjewelry #lasercut #snake #snakes #snake🐍 #snakemom #serpent #blacksnake #snakelovers #snakelover #reptile #snakesofig #snakesofinsta #dangernoodle #coldblooded #witchesofwolves #reptilesofinstagram #snakemama #etsy #etsyseller #etsyfinds #etsycommunity #Halloween #snakenecklace #snakejewelry #snakejewellery #lasercutacrylic #slytherin #houseslytherin https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn9ENSts-ox/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[naminethewriter]

On the Road, Just the Two of Us

Chapter One: A Yellow Field and Just the Two of Us

Masterpost | Next | Ao3

Summary: This was written for @dukeceit-week-2024, @dukeceitweek

Janus and Remus are living in a campervan at the moment. Are they going somewhere? Who knows. The only thing that's important is that they're together.

Content Warnings: Innuendos

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Janus watched as the wind blew through the field in front of him. Almost as far as he could see there were rows and rows of sunflowers. The sun shone down, nourishing the plants, all their little faces tilted in its direction.

It was a simple sight, you could say. But a really beautiful one.

“Janny? You good?”

Janus looked down at Remus, who stood in beside the old campervan on which’s roof he was currently sitting on and staring up at him.

“Not at all. The view up here is absolutely dreadful.” He rolled his eyes as he spoke, eliciting a giggle from his boyfriend.

“I will be up to rescue you from it shortly then!” He puffed out his chest in a clear parody of his brother which made Janus grimace.

“Ew.”

Remus burst out laughing, dropping to the ground and rolling in the dirt. Janus watched him, mostly amused, though not about the fact that they now had more dirty clothes in the rather small van. Though, he supposed, with how much Remus was running around just before he came over, they probably had already been drenched in sweat, so it hardly made a difference.

 “I’m coming up! Should I grab something?”

Janus blinked, not having realized that he’d spaced out. Remus was now sitting up, grinning at him.

“Something to drink would be nice. Thank you, darling.”

“No prob, be right there, Dangernoodle!” With that, Remus vanished into the van. Janus turned his attention back to the sunflowers, ignoring the noise his boyfriend was making. He didn’t want to know what destruction he was leaving behind on his mission to get Janus something to drink.

A minute later, Remus was climbing up the ladder attached to the backdoor of the van – well, it was less a ladder and more a few metal bars, but it worked, so what did it matter? – and carefully made his way over to Janus. The roof was able to hold them both easily but that didn’t mean they had to stomp around on it. Janus scooted a bit to the side, making room on the towel he had laid out to avoid direct contact with the metal roof. In this weather, that would be akin to burning himself and the shorts both he and Remus wore didn’t offer much protection.

Remus sat down next to him and held a nice, cooled water bottle to his face. Janus sighed, enjoying the sensation for a moment before taking the bottle from his boyfriend with thanks. Twisting the cap off while simultaneously holding on to his parasol took him a moment to figure out, but he managed. Remus watched him with a chuckle.

“You could’ve just asked me to open it.”

“I am capable on my own, thank you very much,” Janus huffed, teasingly.

“What a surprise! You capable enough that if I’d shove you off this car, you’d land on your feet?”

“As much fun as that sounds to try, dear, we’re in the middle of nowhere and you’re horrible with GPS’. It’d take hours for you to get me to a hospital with the broken bones I’d surely get from that.”

“Fine, fine, fine! No pushing you off! And I’m not bad with GPS! I just like to look for more fun routes.” He grinned, showing off his teeth and Janus couldn’t help the fond smile that snuck onto his lips.

“Of course, darling. That’s always the case without exception.”

“Aaaaanyway,” Remus said, loudly, “what’s got you so fascinated? I mean, I guess it’s pretty but it’s just a bunch of sunflowers in the end.”

Janus shrugged, letting his gaze wander over the field once again.

“Just the simplicity of it, I suppose. I haven’t seen many things like this in person since I grew up in a city and all our vacations were to either other cities or like all-inclusive five-star hotels. There isn’t much time for trips out into nature when your parents have to be reachable at all times. Plus, I always liked sunflowers. They’re not my favorite, but definitely not far off.”

Remus hummed. He knew some bits and pieces off Janus’ upbringing as the son of two successful businesspeople. His siblings and he had all the money they ever wanted but not a lot of affection. He decided now was not the time to dig deeper into that. They were out here to live in the moment, not in the past.

“What do you like about them? Don’t get me wrong, I like ‘em too, though mostly for their seed.” He wriggled his eyebrows suggestively at Janus who simply rolled his eyes and ignored the innuendo. If you can even call it that.

“I like them,” he said loudly, knowing that Remus would drag the bit out if he gave him the opportunity to, “because they’re quite unique looking. Big and sturdy. And still, they’re just as dependent on the sun. I could go into a spiel about how there’s so many different flowers to appreciate and they’re still all equal is a good comparison to how humans should respect each other and their differences but who has the time?”

Remus cackled at his dry punchline delivery and pulled him close.

Damn was he hot! And no, Janus wasn’t talking about his looks, though of course, Remus is hot in that regard as well, but right now his body temperature was more relevant to Janus. He was already almost overheating; he didn’t need to hug a living radiator.

“Dear, as much as I love touching you—” He paused to let Remus snort, because he knew his boyfriend and knew that he’d interpret it as a double entendre— “but it’s way too warm for that.”

“Ugh, fine.” Remus let him go and Janus took another sip of his water to cool down. “You sure you don’t like ‘em because they’re yellow?”

“Oh, shut up. I don’t automatically like everything yellow just because it happens to be my favorite color, you dick.” He lightly hit Remus up the back of his head which he only seemed to find more amusing. Janus couldn’t deny he was smiling too.

“I just think they’re pretty. Plus, they stand for long life, loyalty and positivity. And adoration but more in a platonic sense. It suits them. That you can eat the seeds is just an added bonus.”

“How ‘bout we get down from here and you let me eat your seed?”

Janus snorted.

“Maybe in the evening. Right now it’s way too hot for me to let you touch me anywhere.”

“Ah, fuck,” Remus said, disappointed. Janus patted his cheek and stood up, carefully making his way past his boyfriend and back to the ladder.

“Next time, tiger. Now, let’s get going. The air conditioning in this hunk of metal may suck, but it’s better than cooking out here.”

“Be right there, Jan!” Remus called after him as Janus disappeared behind the van. He got out his phone and typed out a quick text before putting it away again and hurrying down himself.

“Don’t forget to take the towel down with you, dear!”

[starberr]

{Lmk oc x canon Ships Names}

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-Meilin-

PeachFlowers (Sun Wukong x Meilin)

MoonFlowers (Macaque x Meilin)

WiseMonkeys (Macaque x Meilin x Sun Wukong)

-Yi Yan-

Spitfire (RedSon x Yi Yan)

Snapedragon (Mei x Yi Yan)

DangerNoodle (Mk x Yi Yan)

-Liàng Xīng-

StarFire (RedSon x Liàng Xīng)

StarNoodles (Mk x Liàng Xīng)

SpaceDragon (Mei x Liàng Xīng)

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