#DAMIEN CUDDLES COME GET YA DAMIEN CUDDLES

[erikandersonsspouse]

hello, may I ask how would the brothers react to Mika/MC randomly running up and hugging them for whatever reason?

You absolutely can ask! That is such a cute idea too, love it.

~He doesn't mind at all! ~Random hugs catch him off guard at first, mostly because demons aren't anywhere near as openly affectionate, but over time he gets used to it ~ He gets so used to them so he doesn't always even look up from what he's doing, instead laughing quietly and either leaning into the hug if he can't properly hug Mika back

~ Erik also doesn't mind random hugs at all, in fact he adores them ~It let's him know that Mika genuinely want his affection and that she will seek him out ~Though like with James and all his other brothers it does catch him a little off guard at first, Erik is the second fastest to adjust barely beat out by Matthew ~And sometimes he'll surprise Mika with surprise hugs of his own! ~In general this man will never say no to a hug

~Surprise hugs really catch him off guard at first. Especially if he can't see Mika coming ~After the things he's been through its understandable ~But once he's used to them, Sam loves them and always gives Mika the biggest hug back ~Sam is not likely to give surprise hugs of his own, but he will turn a surprise hug into a moment to just hold Mika, ya know since she's already in his arms. ~So cuddles abound ~In Mika's opinion, Sam gives the best hugs

~He is the fastest to adjust to surprise hugs ~Adores the randomness of the hugs and will hug Mika for any random reason right after she hugs him randomly for the first time. ~Sometimes the random hug turns into a tickle fight, sometimes it's just a sweet moment. Depends on the mood of the day ~A random hug from Mika always has a forehead kiss though.

~Surprise hugs make Damien so happy ~Like actually he needs all the hugs in the world and the fact that Mika will just randomly hug him to show that she cares about him ~He may or may not have cried the first time ~Will never say to a random hug ~He holds Mika so close and so tightly every time she hugs him

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“I’d do anything for you”

TAGS: @no-see-um-incorrect @themeridian @sleeplessdreamer14

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It was that dreaded time of year, for Damien at least. The winter solstice was a hard time for him. That day he woke up and felt cold. Really cold, but Huxley wasn’t there so he’d just have to tough it out for now

2pm rolled around and Huxley came home. He heard the shower running and immediately went in there to find Damien sitting under scolding hot water “hey hey, come on your gonna burn yourself” he said this not in an antagonizing way but more of a worried one, the only response he got from Damien was a shaky “I’m cold..”

Huxley went over and turned the shower water off and grabbed a towel “come on Dames let’s get ya out��� Damien interrupted “but I-“ “no buts, I’m gonna take care of you, because I love you and I want you to feel better” he wrapped Damien in a towel and stood him up “I got you some Mac N Cheese and a blanket, we can watch a movie and cuddle if you’d like.. really we can do anything you want I just figured your like that s-“ Damien slightly chuckled and cut him off before he could say any more “that sounds wonderful.. thank you”

Huxley got Damien out of the shower and got him dressed, they both went over to the bed and Huxley laid him down and wrapped him up in a blanket “I’ll be right back” is all he said before walking off to the kitchen. In a few minutes the smell of delicious Mac N Cheese flooded the house as Huxley walked back in with a bowl of Damien’s favorite food

“here ya go.. I hope you like it..” Huxley carefully put the bowl in front of him and laid down next to him gently wrapping one arm around him.

Damien let out a content sigh and laid his head on Huxley’s shoulder “thank you.. it really means a lot” Huxley smiled and gave him a kiss on the forehead “no problem Dames, I’d do anything for you” he cupped Damien’s cheek with his hand “I love you”

Damien smiled “I love you too.”

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this wasn’t very long but I’m running out of creative brain spices so here ya go

[knightinink]

7 dip headcanons now (points at you threateningly)

7? You want 7??? Oh hell yeah, starting off with a bang!

-Pip is a snuggler when he sleeps, no doubt about it. Give him a plush or a pillow, or hell, even just his blanket, & he's set to go. Its comforting to him to have something to hold onto while he dozes; makes him feel less alone. While having a sleepover, he informs Damien -quite embarrassedly- that he tends to be "clingy" when he sleeps, & that he'll sleep on the floor while Damien takes the bed. Damien is having none of this, & -just as embarrassed himself- tells Pip that he doesn't mind, & that he practically does the same thing. Next thing ya know, they're passed out in each others arms, content smiles everywhere. (this kinda feeds off my hc that they're always touching in some way, as it's comforting & reassuring to know that the other is there).

-When it comes to nightmares, Pip has them more frequently, especially soon after he died. Memories of his death replayed in his mind enough times to prevent him from sleeping for a few days, but they don’t affect him as much anymore, always having the comfort of the antichrist next to him when needed. Damien will rarely have them, and refuses to discuss them, opting to just hold Pip in his arms until he falls asleep. He later reveals that they’re usually of Pip being torn away from him in a sort of prophecy-esque way, like Heaven forcefully taking back what was meant to be an angel. One night of Damien doing this while he believes Pip to be asleep, he rests his head on the blond’s shoulder and silently cries, begging to the gods to never take him away.

-Surprisingly, Damien is afraid of the dark. He’s so used to there always being fire burning bright in Hell, so his first few nights on the surface had him rigid. Something’s wrong if Hell’s gone dark. Pip grew up not having electricity in Britain, so he’s used to it. He's not so much afraid of the dark as he's afraid of what's in it.

-They both use pet-names, but Damien was a bit hesitant at first. It only took him once of accidently letting “okay honey” slip out once to realize he liked the happy grin on Pip’s face whenever he does so. Pip’s favorites to use include, “dear”, and “love”, but he doesn’t limit himself, and boy he doesn’t hold back either. Pip can get to the point of obnoxiously bad pet-names, if only to annoy Damien a little bit.

-Pip: "Hmm, I wonder what I taste like"

Damien: "I can help with that."

Pip: "*blushes & thinks of a sweet kiss*"

Damien: "*thinks about biting him*"

-One of Damien's favorite games to play is "how many of Pip's thing's can I take before he notices?", & he's gotten quite far with it, sometimes taking up to 2 weeks for the Brit to finally realize something is gone & Damien helps him look for it, before revealing everything in a neat pile stowed away somewhere. He finds this game hilarious until one day he's missing something of his own. He tears the house apart looking for it in a frenzy, until Pip is dangling said item in front of him. "Not so fun when you're on the other end, is it?" Damien has since stopped playing this game.

-Despite their shared fear of the dark & what's in it, they like to go on camping trips together in the forest, not at all far from the edge of Stark's Pond. Pip teaches Damien how to build a campfire, & the demon lights it. They roast marshmallows over their fire, Damien sometimes cooking it himself over his hand, where a small fire crackles. Pip is entranced by his fire magic every single time he sees it, & tells Damien so, flustering him. Sometimes he'll even put on a little light show, just for the two of them. The darkness & sounds of the animals can be off-putting, but as long as they're together, they're alright. Of course, they share a tent for the night, content to sleep cuddled up together.

Thank you so much for the ask, anon!

(& if you'd like to request some dip headcanons, ask away!)

[milucas]

damien cuddle hcs

characters: damien x reader (freelancer)

cw: none

warm <333

seriously tho anytime you come close to him he immediately heats up

lowkey tries to push you away bc he thinks you might be uncomfy but instead you just hug him and nuzzle your face into his shirt/hoodie

mans is close to tears

he doesn't want to admit it but he's hella touch starved so if you give him any physical affection at all he does not know what to do with himself

if you really want to fluster him

like brain short circuiting, face is the color of a tomato level flustered

wear his clothes while you cuddle him

he probably has to physically stop himself from overheating too much and setting something on fire

he thinks you look a m a z i n g

what a simp

n e wayz

when he gets more comfortable with you and your relationship he also gets more comfortable with physical contact and affection

this boy might be grumpy but he will initiate the cuddles if one of you has had a bad day

he especially loves when you just cling onto each other like koalas while falling asleep

it makes him feel safe and loved while making you feel safe and loved at the same time

it's a win win

def prefers to be the big spoon, he likes being able to hold you and know that you're there and you're not leaving, and that you trust him

also

winter time cuddles are a MUST

as i said before, warm <333

definitely nags you about turning the heat off or not having enough blankets or something when he knows you did it on purpose just so he'd cuddle you

he's not complaining, he just wishes you would. like. just ask him to cuddle instead of freezing yourself to death

p much works as a human space heater and you take advantage of it any chance you get

ALSO ALSO not necessarily a cuddling thing but still

if you're afab and you get period cramps there is no need for a heating pad literally just use damien

(@1small-frogs psppspspspspspspsp i got ur damien cuddles)

[blutomindpretzel]

Lasko with a shifter listener….HEAR ME OUT:

Lasko meets them through the Shaw pack (specifically Milo and Sweetheart) he gets invited to a pack party and meets a particularly attractive shifter

I’d imagine he’d be with someone a little like Gavin- in that they’d relentlessly flirt with him.

LIKE IMAGINE LASKO CUDDLED UP WITH A BIG ASS WOLF WHOS SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM

Speaking of which- KODY

They hate Kody, especially how he talks to Lasko; someone they value very highly and absolutely adore. And holy shit they scare him sobad, imagine Kody coming to class the next day with a black eye and broken arm after making fun of Lasko’s stutter.

They take him out on a date and pause- “is it inappropriate to take a professor out on a date where his students frequent? Even after you fu-“ “ITS FINE”

They’re super blunt to say the least.

He either calls them something ironic like: Sugar. Or by their pack Codename (I imagine they have code names for each other during security jobs) THE PACK CALLS THEM BEAR BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A LITERAL BEAR WHEN SHIFTED.

HE CALLS THEM SUGAR BEAR IM A GENIUS (just kinda in my own little world at this point hush)

Bear works for Shaw Security and regularly works out with Ash and Christian (regrettably) it’s mostly just arguing though but that’s just pack for ya.

Lasko owns a bear hoodie

BEAR IS A CLOSETED GENSHIN IMPACT PLAYER AND ENJOYER- venti reminds them of Asher

These two meeting were a pack event within itself, Angel and babe were watching them the entire time Bear and Lasko started talking Just ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS

Bear leaning on the counter and crossing their arms: “a professor, huh? Whaddya teach?” WITH JUST THE MOST INTNSE AND INTERESTED GAZE

Imagine the DAMN crew meeting Bear- HUXLEY THINKS THEYRE SO DOPE and Damien’s just happy his friend found someone.

They carry Lasko around his apartment when he’s sick

Lasko relives stress by burying himself in their coat WHICH IS THICK AND BROWN AND SO FLUFFY

They aren’t the BIGGEST wolf like David is, but they’re about the same size as Asher. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAST THOUGH MILO HATES IT

They used to fight Darlin for snacks

HUX AND BEAR WORK OUT TOGETHER

Huxley used to DJ for DAMN parties and Bear shared playlists with him

Bear’s aesthetic:

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

May I have fluff headcanons for the dads from dream daddy with the dadsona?

Got ya!

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☕ Mat Sella 🎶

- These two go to concerts whenever money isn't tight

- Whenever Dadsona is down Mat would sing to him while holding him and sometimes this would lead to awkward slow dancing in the room they're in. Yes, even the bathroom

- Whenever Mat's anxiety gets too much or is down Dadsona does whatever he could to make him feel better. Favorite music? Done. Awesome dishes made by your's truly? Perfect! Pot? Pffft, nothing stops Dadsona to make this man feel better

- Dadsona and him do duets during Open Mic, stuff like Monster by Dodie to Falling Slowly

- Writing random songs is a favorite between the two cause they can simply goof-off yet somehow make a bomb song

🎣 Brian Harding 🎣

- Fishing. Lots of it

- They watch a lot house flipping shows

- I feel Brian would try and convince him to grow a beard

- Pokemon nicknames

- The two knows each of their family recipes by heart

- Brian's a cuddle bear

🍆 Robert Small 🍺

- Wanna bet if a bar has a karaoke part they'd be there singing random songs

- Hear about haunted locations they're down to spend about a weekend to hang out

- With that they have several saving jars for their top haunted or spooky places

- "Best At Hide And Seek" Big Foot shirts and "I've seen the Moth Man" shirts is just one of many gifts

- Dadsona has helped Robert with his drinking and self loathing when they officially started dating

- Dadsona has full on bought/made Robert a Mothman plush that smells like jasmine or lavender and Robert nuzzles it whenever he's stressed and away from Dadsona

🦇 Damien Bloodmarch 🥀

- Dadsona braids his hair sometimes

- As mentioned in the Damien, Lucien, and Dadsona post yesterday the two attend the gardens a lot and both help at the shelter

- Dadsona draws Damien a lot (The Dadsona I made was very much a artist and writer)

- Goth poem reading nights are the two favorite dates that isn't a hauntingly beautiful candle lit dinner with deep red wine

- Damien gives Dadsona soft kisses against his neck lace while Dadsona gives his fingers and knuckles smooches back

- Any form of Victorian and/or Gothic movie/documentary the two HAVE to watch it right away and a few times after

- They often use the vows from Corpse Bride whenever they're extra flirty

🏃‍♂️ Craig Cahn 🏕️

- Craig and Dadsona go to the bating cages after or without drinking some alcohol

- I see them going on beautiful hikes and visits of the zoo

- In one or two dates they went to their college town and go on dream dates the two weren't able to do since they were dating others

- You know those scenes in romance movies where the two lovers break into a closed pool and have a fun time maybe sipping some beers or drinks while they splash around and maybe kiss? They've that for sure. Maybe even at that water fall

- They at times dare each other in a goofy and/or flirty way like "I bet you can't kiss me without fainting bro" or "Bro, bet I can't bench you?"

📚 Hugo Vega 📖

- Dadsona and him kisses once or twice in the museum or bookstore

- Dadsona cried during Les Miserable and Hugo comforted his ugly crying mess

- Dadsona helps Hugo with grading sometimes

- He chaperone field trips and dances a lot

- These two watch a lot of historian documentary

- Hugo often recommends Dadsona some books whenever they're just alone or a day before a date

- It's thanks to Hugo that Dadsona now owns a lovely Dead Poet Society type suit and sometimes call him "Oh Captain, my captain."

🛥️ Joseph Christansen ✝️

- Dadsona was there to help him through every step of him and Mary's divorce and the three all remained pretty good friends after the finalization

- During one yacht trip they copied the scene from Titanic

- Scratch that, a lot of scenes from Titanic

- They both do Church and/or Youth related bake sales a lot

- Due to the obvious stuff, Joseph had a while to come out of his divorce and new relationship, but Dadsona was there to help him through it yet again and that alone gave Joseph a lot of courage to hold his hand after every sermon

- Whenever the church gets a homophobic/transphobic/biphobic/panphobic/acephobic person or rumor Joseph and Dadsona will go out of their way being cute with each other and loving to their kids

- I like to think after the divorce Dadsona helped Mary find a wonderful person

- Joseph kisses Dadsona's temples and the center of his palms while Dadsona kisses the bridge of his nose and behind his shoulder and/or his tattoo area whenever they don't kiss on the lips

ALL THE DADS

- Whenever Dadsona is sad or lonely they all cuddle him with each bringing stuff to make him feel better, examples being cookies from Joseph and Damien's warmed coat etc.

- They all have a special plan with dates from either certain days or different moments of one day

[twillightteaparty]

Happy Halloween you lovely duo! :) May I request headcanons for the Seduce Me incubi going on a cruise with their S/O who's a cop?

Seduce Me Boys With their S/o on a Cruise!

James

If his S/o didn't have a schedule or plan going into this, he most certainly does. he'll even print out and laminate the schedule if ya want him to-

definitely a "we have to finish this up or we'll be late for the dinner and show" etc etc. never a moment's break. at least I can say all the things planned are fun and enjoyable!

no, you can't talk him out of doing everything he's planned, I'm sorry, he's put a lot of thought and love into this, and he's made sure there are things you both like to do. don't hurt him by throwing out the schedule, please.

I promise at the end of this busy hectic time, there is more than enough time for cuddles and relaxation <3

Erik

Also a man with the plan, but you can at least talk him out of it this time. because he just wants to hang out and have fun with his S/o.

and if that means spending most of the time at the pool and hot tub then who is he to complain, am I right?

though if there is a dance hall or anything you are obligated to one dance with him, no if's and's or but's about it.

this was just yet another elaborate way to allow himself to spoil his S/o and shower them in affection. teehee

Sam

just kinda wants to vibe, I imagine it's you guys walking around a lot and going oooo thing let's do thing, they have blank? omg! fantastic!

wants to eat all of the food, just like wow this is bad or wow they managed to impress me. him and his S/o become food critics the whole trip

definitely would be okay if plans get thrown out the window and you two end up staying in your room hanging out or something.

anything to just sit down and relax for a moment's rest. shared peace between too people is always been nice for him.

Matthew

You guys are here for the arcade hall, any and all of the cool gaming systems they have. you can't forget the laser tag. there is just so much to do but not enough time!

you can't even fit in some time to go for a swim or sleep - there are games to be played before they're never seen again but the light of day!

you guys almost forget time passes when your having fun and have to pull away from the games to take a nap. just a little one, to get in those nice soft cuddles.

once it's over you spend some time together and cry over the very missed arcade games, gone but not forgotten <3 all in all a good time well spent having fun.

Damien

the best time with this dude because he's just here for a good time! always knows what you guys should do next to enjoy yourselves.

Always knows when to stop to go to eat something so you don't have to worry about having too much fun and then being hungry.

doesn't want to stay up all night doing all the things, will probably try to get you to go to bed at a reasonable time.

all in all a 10/10 experience because he knows how to balance fun and basic needs really well.

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I feel so bad, because this was sent around Halloween, and I get to write this a week into November or so, knowing that it won't be coming out till the first Monday of December because I already have stuff qued for the rest of November. . .

anyways, I myself Had a delightful Halloween, I hope you did as well. I shall now also take the time to say Happy whatever winter holidays to everyone!

Signed,

Admin Tea

P.S. Maybe. . . I should start posting twice a week. . .

[mythbits]

Rattlesnake Illi Fresh off my mind!

Cold. 24/7 Being cold blooded Sucks. so at night he clings. A lot. :/ If your Warm-Blooded, your gonna be like an angel sent down to keep him warm.

Please call him your Big Strong Man. you can get anything you want for the rest of your days. especially if he opens that pickle Jar

Please help him shed. he’s been hiding it in caves/sand. now he doesn’t have rock’s for help so now you can help gently by holding the shed while he slithers out. 🥺

He will Die for you if you stand up for him. Bitch Slap Someone! he may be a little Spooky but he your spooky bby!!

(these are all so cute ! and true...to an extent so excuse me for rambling-)

that is true! he doesn't like to cuddle a lot though, at least in comparison to Bim, but when he does get cold he's more likely to hang around you or available heat sources.

sometimes having to rely on upper body strength when out adventuring, he won't show off often but is quite proud of how strong he is (but will no doubt get a little flustered if you comment on it hdjhjd)

(inspired by a chat Damien and i had) he actually keeps his shed skins! why?.......idk he's weird fjjfhc but he will keep them to keep track of any deep scars, bcuz others ask, or simply just bcuz ('ya never know when you're gonna need it' type of beat).

however, you're correct in that he doesn't mind if you help him out when he sheds! though it doesnt always come off in one piece (his upper half comes off more flaky than whole), he appreciates the help if the two of you are adventuring and needs help getting hard to reach spots :]

since there are much scarier creatures in the au world than himself, he doesn't consider himself that scary in comparison. However if you do choose to stand up for him if someone's being a dick to him though, he's no doubt gonna swell a little with pride! (though he prefers it if you dont hurt anybody just for his sake-)

[simeonsclavicle]

First Pet Drabbles(Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan)

Lucifer

Lucifer hummed, his fingers drumming on his thigh as he watched you pick out your clothing for the day. “So I was thinking, since you’re spending more time with me..” You pulled your shirt on, turning to him. “Maybe we should adopt a dog?” You gave him your best smile. The demon raised an eyebrow at you. “We already have Cerberus.” He countered, sitting up straighter in your armchair. “A normal dog, one that we can take to the park, give normal sized treats to.” You rolled your eyes playfully, moving to sit on his lap. 

“Okay, I suppose that could be arranged.” His arms snaked around your waist, looking up at your face. “A dog from the pound, I’ve always wanted to give an animal a second chance.” Your cheeks tinted pink as you admitted one of your childhood dreams to the man. Lucifer found it cute, really, how easily you let your pride down around him. He could never. “Alright, it seems you’ve already decided what we’re doing today.” He teased and you nodded, getting off his lap and holding your hand out. He had no idea what he was getting himself into as he slipped his gloved hand into yours.

And that’s how Lucifer ended up with a Pitbull mixed mutt named Damien. The dog was built like a tank, especially for a human realm dog. You watched as Lucifer and the dog played around your living room, Damien trying to catch Lucifer’s cape as he moved away. You smiled, leaning against your hand. For a moment, you two felt like a normal couple. 

Mammon

“I want a pet.” You spoke suddenly, stopping Mammon from swinging your hands again as you walked. “Why do ya need a pet?” He asked, confused by the sudden exclamation. “For us, silly.” You pushed your shoulder against his playfully. “I already have to take care of me, now ya want me to take care of a pet too?” The demon pouted at you. “Oh come on Mammoney, at least look at some with me?” You used his nickname, his face scrunching up as a result. “Fine, just stop callin me that, would ya?” 

“Look a pet store!” You pointed across the street at a Plaza and he followed your lead towards it. You were determined, he’d give you that. The little bell rang as the door opened. Mammon looked around at the mostly brightly coloured pet store, there was a few cages here and there, some aquariums towards the back that he could see. A meow caught his attention and he made his way over to the cage of kittens, watching them play. He learned very quickly not to stick your finger in the cat cage. Then he realised he had lost you. “(Y/N)?” Mammon’s gaze scanned the store, that’s when his eyes landed on you.

“She’s so fluffy.” You giggled as you held the soft white rabbit in your arms. “That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. Besides you!” Mammon kissed your cheek, taking the rabbit from your arms smoothly as he did so. You watched as he plopped the rabbit securely on his head. “I have to give it to ya, this was a great idea.” He beamed at you, the rabbit getting comfortable in the demon’s hair. “Sure was.” You leaned up, pressing your lips to his. “What should we name her?” You asked once you pulled back. “Goldie?” He lit up and you groaned.

Leviathan

“I want a pet.” You rolled over, looking up at him. He was playing with your Switch while visiting. “We have Henry 2.0.” He answered, not looking away from his game. “A pet that we can actually pet, Levi.” You reached up, poking his cheek. “That’s what normie couples do, though.” He finally put the switch down. You began to list off all the streamers you knew with pets and soon enough Levi was leaning down to kiss you as a way of silencing you. “Okay we can get a pet. Now let me beat this level, I was so close.” 

“Someone is selling French Bulldog puppies on Facebook.” Leviathan scrolled through his phone and you hummed, leaning your head against his shoulder to sneak a peek at the puppies. “Oh they’re adorable, Levi, can we get that one.” You pointed at the smallest dopiest one. “You’re sure?” The demon was nervous, he hadn’t really owned a pet that didn’t have scales, and one of said pets tried to eat him. “I’m sure.” 

The process was a long one, but eventually came time for your new puppy to arrive. You were excited, a dog to love and kiss and pamper… Except all Geralt seemed to want to do was cuddle with Leviathan while the demon played his games. “How has the dog replaced my spot?!” You exclaimed, arms crossed, watching as the dog snored away in Leviathan’s lap. “I have two thighs.” Leviathan looked up from his phone game to pat his other thigh. You couldn’t help your smirk as you made your way to the couch, you laid your head on his lap and soon Leviathan found himself in a predicament. He only had two hands. “Oh no..” The otaku mumbled to himself. He put his phone down, one hand going in your hair and the other hand petting Geralt. “Good luck getting up.” You stuck your tongue out at him.

[minimoxha]

Batfam Valentines Day Special

 The batfamily takes Valentine’s Day very...very seriously.

Characters: Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wyane, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wyane, Y/n L/n(Batmom), Alfred Pennyworty

Warning(s): None

1,579 Words

Not edited.

(A/N I know Valentine’s Day passed but I got this idea after it so...deal with it.)

All throughout Wayne manor, everyone was preparing for the day known as Valentine’s Day. They were moving so fast it made it seem like they were competing. Probably because...they were. Why? Because today was Valentine’s Day and they all wanted to give you the best day but every one of them wanted to do different things. So when Jason first joined the family, it became a competition to see which one could give you the best time with them.

You woke up to the sweet smell of French toast, a smile Turing on your face. You knew what day it was, possibly one of your favorite days other than Christmas or your birthday of course. Damian was the first to come in your room, Laing down and cuddling with you. No matter how people saw him on the outside, he was a soft and cuddly bear on the inside. “Good morning Mother. You’ll spend time with me first, right? I am your favorite so it’s only natural I go first.” Damien Gloated, making you emit a small giggle. “Dami, I told you that it was dickies turn this year.” You said making the young boy groan in response and get ready to lift up but relaxed his body again once you started to run your hands through his hair. “Who’s cooking for me Dami?” Damien answered your question by counting to five on his fingers. Once he got to five, Jason came through the door holding a tray of food, Bruce with a card and flowers, dick holding cups and apppe juice, (Apple juice is better than orange.), and Tim holding coffee cups.

All four of the men walked into the room, Joining you and Damian on the bed, not before saying good morning to you. “Flowers? For me?” You teased, smelling the roses. “They were from me” Bruce admitted, a smirk crossing his face making Jason roll his eyes. “So who gets you first, ma?”  Jason asked. “Hm...Dickie.” You smiled at your oldest, making him mirror his expression and everyone else groan. It was sweet really, instead of spending time with their friends or significant other they wanted to give the day to you. All of you had busy schedules so these were one of the days they could spend a lot of fun time with their mommy. After everyone finished eating, dick gave you an outfit and waited outside your door for you to change. “So you know that musical you wanted to see? Well I Got tickets, the best seats!” He cheered. You squeezed from inside the room, quickly opening your door. “My outfit looks great on you.” He smiled. You were wearing High waisted black pants and a gray hoodie with no hood that was a little too big for you. 

Dick was right, they were amazing seats. The both of you were in Love with the musical and tried to keep yourselves from singing but failed, earn dirty looks from the people around you. (I didn’t make more because idk but if you want short tories on how the details went during everyones time with Y/n tell me))After you left the theater, the both of you got slushies and cinnamon rolls (Even though it was 11Am, your dentist is pissed rn) and then he returned you home and went to his brothers ti gloat and tell him how the defenitly won and had the best time with you. Next was Jason, right when you walked in he got you and took you back out. “What do you have planned fir me today, JayJay?” You asked following him after he grabbed a bag onto his motorcycle . “You can choose between a Monster Truck Rally and Paint balling Ma.” He said. “Paint-balling” Nodding, he drove off to a paint ball arena with you holding onto his back. He arrived at the place and signed in. The both of you were taken into the back where you got a run down and gear. “Dickies going to be pissed that his outfit is covered in paint.” You giggled, putting on your gear along with Jason and listening to the rules. You didn’t follow them though. The both of you DEMOLISHED every kid, adult, and teen, only getting a few paintballs on yourself. Then it came down to you and Jason. He stalked around you, trying to be be intimidating but failing with a smile. “Theres only room for one paintballer in this town” He said, faking a country accent.  

“Well then, It’ll have to be me!” You yelled, shooting three at him then ducking under a rock. He successfully dodged your attacks making the game go on for what felt like forever for the bystanders but just a couple minutes for you. It seemed like it was going to go on forever until Jason tripped on a rock and fell, giving you the chance to shoot him right in his butt. “Suck it, Jay!” You yelled, doing your victory dance in front of him. Jason smiled, he loved seeing you in this mood. With work, and watching from the batcomptr, you were either on edge or stressed out of your mind, And once you got competitive, you stayed competitive until you won. Constantly, challenging your family to games. “Ill beat you next Time, Ma’” Jason laughed, fist bumping you and standing up to sling his arm around your shoulder and walk to the changing rooms with you. (Not the same one) “Guess what we got the Replacement and Demon Spawn to do for ya.” “Hm I Don't know Jay, What.” 

“I got them to share your time and have a picnic with you.” You sighed then answered, “Jay, I’ll be surprised if there still is a picnic by the time we get there.” Jason laughed at your Joke, getting the both of you on his bike and driving to a beautiful forest. The sun was cutting through the trees who's leaves were falling off. There was an opening, where Damian had lanterns all around while the picnic blanket was in the middle of a flower bed. You got off of Jasons bike and saw through the trees, Damian and Tim arguing, on the verge of turning it into a full blown fist fight. Before things escalated, you stepped in and let Jason leave the three of you alone. “Boys, please don't fight today” With one last glare, they settled down. Damian opened the light brown basket and took your favorite dishes out. “We helped Alfred make all of your favorites, Mother. I hope you enjoy them” Tim opened the Saran Wrap. “Yeah Mom, I hope you like it.” Damian put a couple heart-shaped sandwiches on your plate and poured the drinks while Tim showed you this cool coding project he had been walking on. “So mother, isn’t this the best out of both of the trips they took you on?” Damian asked, smiling slightly after biting into a cupcake and clearly enjoying it.  “I had an Amazing Day with all of you, I won't pick favorites.” You smiled and ruffled both of the boys’ hair. They were amazing children no matter they're faults. The rest of the picnic was amazing, the both of you eating until you couldn’t eat anymore and Joking around. For the first time in a while, you saw a Huge smile on both of the boys’ face. After, Tim called Alfred and he picked the both of you and took you to get your hair done, nails done and a nice dress that they (surprisingly) agreed on. They showed up at the manor and rushed Batmom to the backyard where bruce was standing in a candlelit circle. Inside it , was a couple speakers and Bruce right in the middle. His hair was slicked back and he was wearing a nice suit that matched your dress. He raised his hand out toward you and you excitedly took it.

“May I have this dance?” He smiled, pulling you into his chest. His cologne, being all that you could smell. “you may” The both of you danced like nobody was watching, because nobody was. It wasn’t like the dances you would have at formal events, where you had to dance like professionals. No, it was your own little dance party with only the two of you. You didn’t have to worry about people watching or taking pictures. After about 5 songs, the dancing stopped and Bruce slid a ring on your finger. It was a crown with the tips and middles having diamonds inside of them. “Bruce...this is beautiful” you smiled as you looked at it. Bruce snuck his hands around your waist and put his chin on top of your head. Him being the tall man that he was, he had no problems with hugging or cuddling with you while standing. “Let’s be honest My love, I gave you the best day , yes?” He smirked. Bruce was always very cocky but you found yourself more attracted to him after each word he uttered to you. “You’ll never know, Dear” You teased making him playfully sigh. “I’m the worlds greatest detective, I already know.”

“God, I love all of you so Much” Like every year, Each one of your boys always found a way to surprise you or just make your life better. They meant the world to you and if you could keep life like this you would. This was perfect. Absolute perfection

[yaffles-world]

F/O Ask Game - Sonia and Gundham

Very excited to introduce my new F/Os Sonia Nevermind and Gundham Tanaka from Dangonranpa 2 (and to a lesser extent, my new S/I for this AU, the cooler version of me, Damien)

Based off this ask game:

❤️  [HEART]- What did the confession look like between you two? Who initiated it? Where did it take place?

Long story! Gonna bookmark this to write a story of!

💋 [KISS]- What love language does your F/O have? What about you? And how do y’all express it to each other?

Sonia would probably be giving and receiving gifts… she's not materialistic or anything but she does come from, you know, money and particularly likes to give gifts. She also is a great cook, and quite crafty, so those gifts aren't always purchased but are often made. Gundham and I often try and give her and make her gifts and it's often a disaster but she's so sweet and appreciative of it always. 

Gundham's love language would be quality time, I think, he doesn't connect with many people so the people he does connect with he likes to really foster that connection. Which means lots of group dates! 

My love language is acts of service, receiving and giving. I tend to get overwhelmed with stuff so if Sonia and Gundham chip in and do stuff for me once in a while if I'm too busy it's always nice. Also, if i see something that needs doing, I like to do it for them as well. 

��� [ROSE]- What flowers (or plants in general) would you compare your F/O to? 

Honestly as corny as it sounds, Sonia would be a rose. White rose. She's real pretty, but she's also tough like the rose's thorns, and uses those thorns to protect those she loves. 

Gundham… Black dahlia

💄 [LIP STICK]- What’s your favorite kind of date to go on with your F/O? Or what’s their favorite kind of date to go on with you?

Any date hehe as long as we're together. It is nice going on one on one dates sometimes but if we're talking about our favourite kind, we're all together. Probably going to like a nice park, climbing trees, messing around, going to a market and buying crystals, getting ice cream, etc..

🎃 [PUMPKIN]- What’s your favorite holiday to celebrate with your F/O? Or, what’s their favorite holiday to celebrate with you?

Halloween obviously!

🐹 [HAMSTER]- Do you and your F/O have a pet? If not, what pet would you like to have with them, or why wouldn’t you want a pet at all?

Hehe yes 4 hamsters - Sun-D, Maga-G, Jum-P, and Cham-P - as well as our cute little Pomeranian puppy, Snowy, hehe

🍯 [HONEY]- What flavors or scents do you associate with your F/O? Or, what flavors/scents would they associate with you?

Hmm… Sonia smells literally like roses… smell associations for Gundham is that smell when rain is about to fall? And also, if you ever smell something that's clean and fluffy, and it sort of smells like something but also smells like nothing at the same time, that's Gundham. 

🌟 [STAR]- How do you and your F/O prepare for bedtime? Do you stay up watching TV until you fall asleep? Do you cuddle endlessly? Etc?

Either do a shared activity or we are all just chilling and calming down before going to bed doing our own thing. We all eventually climb into our specially designed polyamory bed, that has curtains around the framing very fancy, and we all cuddle pile until we sleep. 

🍃 [LEAVES]- What’s your favorite season to go on walks with your F/O? Why?

Autumn because the leaves falling and it's cold and very aesthetic. 

👖 [JEANS]- Do you ever wear your F/O’s clothes? How does it feel when you do, and have they caught you doing it before?

I don't really steal Sonia's clothes hehe I occasionally steal her bow if I'm feeling more feminine and she is always VERY excited and gushes over how pretty I am hehe. Gundham though, I steal his clothes more often, either his scarf or his coat. He tends to be a bit grumbly about it, but I don't think he minds, because he never asks for it back and he always blushes when he sees it.

🫐 [BLUEBERRIES]- What aesthetic do you associate with your F/O (or your general dynamic with them)?

Gothic witchcraft with a healthy spoonful of stupid decisions

👾 [SPACE INVADERS]- Do you play games with your F/O (board games, video games, other games)? If so, what do you play, and how do those playing sessions go?

Yes! Gundham is awful at video games but he always has fun, Sonia can get very competitive in combat based games. We love playing animal crossing together - our vision of the island lines up quite well, and so we don't have to argue much about it hehe. It's really fun just relaxing and playing together. We also play board games sometimes! Usually when there's a power outage though haha.

🔮 [CRYSTAL BALL]- What’s your dream future with you and your F/O (for example, where do you wanna live? would you like kids)? Think of this question as explaining your ideal happily-ever-after with them!

Living in either an absurd gothic castle or a rustic little cottage that isn't far from the markets. 

☔️ [UMBRELLA]- What do you and your F/O do when you’re trapped in rainy weather?

Animal crossing if the powers on, cuddling, reading to each other, playing board games, giving our pets an extra amount of attention!

[tealincubusspeckles]

Love Locket 13: Drunk Farewell

Mika let the boys go. They were dangerous to have around. The boys knew this as well. So they left as promised. Where did they go? Well I just wanted to see em drunk. Have fun.

“I’m going to run out of here naked and YOU CAN’T STOP ME!” Sam shouted slamming down a glass of tequila

“Not worth the effort...” Matthew said

“I’m gonna do it!… Did you get taller?” Sam said leaning towards who he thought was Matthew but was actually James

“I tried to stop growing! Now everyone else is so short and they EXPECT ME to help their kids grow! Can’t I catch a break? I am only ONE PERSON!” James hollered gripping his hair in frustration

“Well you can donate and provide your genes. Help the masses become taller people without having to know them” Erik said

“I WANT TO KNOW MY KIDS!!” James cried and started mumbling about how the Demon Lord and his mother told him to suck it up, be mature, leave him alone, and offered books. 

“…for the reasons you are speaking most kids don’t want to know their parents” Erik said taking a large gulp of his drink

“Are you saying my kids won’t want to know me!? I WILL BE THE BEST PARENT! I-i-i just need to read more and… I don’t want to read anymore. I just want a break.” James says then proceeds to cry

“This is why I usually limit myself to one shot” Matthew says pouring another shot for himself to down.

“I’m out “ Sam said turning away and stumbling out of his chair “I-I got it. I’m good. Just give him a minute. Yo he broken and I gotta pee.” Sam said removing his pants

“Hey you have got great legs!” Damien said 

“Thanks man… Where is the bathroom?” Sam asked wandering off in his boxers and his pants over his shoulder.

“You- I mean we are all related.” Matthew said to Damien 

“REally? Then I have great legs too! Damn I must look good” Damien said taking another sip of his drink

“No. That is not how biology works” Matthew said

“You mean I don’t look good?” Damien asked

“I never said that.” Matthew said

“But-“ Damien was cut off my Erik

“Beauty is in everything and in everyone. You are beautiful in your own way. Just like the universe is beautiful and mysterious and large. Did you know it’s so large but so small at the same time?” Erik asked

“Listen the universe is only like one small speck of a bigger picture” Matthew said

“I concur. Which is why-um I forgot but one small portion can make a big impact” Erik said leaning back in the booth

“…I am never going drinking out with the lot of you again” Matthew said

“That’s not true. You love us and we love you. Flaws and all.” Damien said coming close to lean on Matthew 

“…thanks. But your not drinking anymore it’s not good for your body.” Matthew said taking Damien’s drink from his hands 

“Aw. Ok. I love you” Damien said letting go of the drink to hug Matthew

“Yeah. Love you too.” Matthew says hugging Damien and patting Damien on the back. 

Damien mumbles against Matthew’s ear “James is lonely. I don’t want to be lonely either”

Matthew looks over to James and sighs “I hear ya. Go hug him then” Matthew says letting go, but Damien clings to Matthew

“No. Stay with me.” Matthew sighs and then kicks Erik’s foot under the table “Swap places with me”

Erik looks over dazed “huh? …ok” 

Matthew eases out of the grip of a Damien “It’s alright I’m still here, just hold him instead there we go” 

Damien now was cuddled close to Erik while Erik started to mumble about how body warmth can sometimes make you feel less lonely for a moment. Matthew then scooted over to the crying James just patting James back. It made James stop to look at him. But, Matthew said nothing and simply rested his head against James. The action caused James to restart to cry. Sam came back to the table with his pants on but inside out and backwards. 

“Want some gum I took it from some guy. He asked if I wanted to fight. So I punched him” Sam said dropping the packet onto the table to sit on the other side of James

James started to cry again “A-am I not a good example to you! What’s wrong with you!” Talking to Sam

“Don’t get your panties in a twist” Sam said slowly navigating how to open the gum pack until Matthew helped. Matthew handed off an open gum for Sam. Sam decided to hold, examine, and sniff the gum instead.

“I think we are all a little twisted.” Matthew said taking a gum for himself sitting back besides James

James sobbed and resumed crying talking about how he feels useless.

Sam groans and find an unfinished drink to down it “Ugh. What was that?”

“Hm? Damien’s I think.” Matthew said

“Ah.” Sam said then put his chewing gum into his own mouth. 

The boys were hanging out in a public picnic like area out doors, they left the house per Mika’s request. All of them accepted they only brought her danger and wished her well. But, for some reason it seems they were all interested in her. She never left their minds. So, here they were at a local park at night to have a last drink before going on their own paths. They would still have to iron out some kinks before truly leaving each other’s side. But tonight was a farewell to a family name that were kind to them for a brief moment. 

[early2000smovieimagines]

Meeting and Dating Cady Heron

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- You obviously met Cady when she moved to town and started going to your school. You weren’t in any of her classes so you didn’t know about her until lunch time came around and a new red head bobbed it’s way through the crowd.

- You watched with pity as she searched the intimidating landscape before your eyes locked. Ever the empath, you kept her gaze and gave a small smile as she somewhat timidly approached. And thus, you became Cadys first American friend.

-While it may not be the greatest thing to go through, at the end of the day I think the whole plastic situation has to happen to Cady, except this time, what's really spurring her on is the fact that Regina George bullied you. 

- Truth be told, it all started out as good fun between Cady, Janis, Damien, and subsequently you; but then Cady saw how Regina treated you and it became personal.

- Cady was starting to realize she had a serious thing for you; something she never expected since she hadn’t ever thought of herself as dating a girl, so seeing you getting insulted and pushed around made her really commit to her plan. She was going to destroy Regina and the rest of the plastics, and she was gonna do it for you. 

- Except, things don’t always go as planned, do they? No, Cady got carried away, and in her efforts to help and avenge you, she only hurt you in the process. 

- Somewhere in the middle of her plans, she’d nervously word vomited and told you about her feelings and to her surprise you’d accepted them happily. The two of you became a secret item and that only made her feel the need to work even harder at her revenge plot. 

- Well, you know how the rest of the story goes, she starts blowing you off constantly, “has to” talk bad about you to the other plastics, and gets completely lost in her efforts. 

- See, she’d ignore you all day and then she’d show up late at your house acting like a, well, …a plastic. It was one of those nights when your relationship took a turn for the worse.

- She’d told you earlier that day that she couldn’t hang out with you, but then she’d arrived at your house at eleven o’clock when your parents were out on a date, prancing around in her tight dress and pretending like everything was completely normal. 

- You’d went to your room and she’d immediately started to blatantly come onto you. You, still a little upset at her recent behavior, gently pushed her from you and asked what had gotten into her. 

- Under other circumstances, you probably wouldn’t have minded the visit or the propositioning. You probably could have even forgotten about your bruised feelings as well, but then she’d asked “what was wrong with you”, tried to kiss you again, and things escalated from there. 

- Insults were thrown, accusations were made, and you threw her out of your house before collapsing against your front door in a fit of hot angry tears. It wasn’t long before your new friends; Janis and Damien, could also join your anti Cady Heron club.

- Though you knew you still loved her, you couldn’t deny that she hurt you, and if that person you’d encountered was “the new Cady”, you didn’t want anything to do with her. 

- When the burn book surfaces, you aren’t surprised to see a page dedicated to you though the insults are everything you’d already heard so it didn’t exactly hurt your feelings. What did surprise you was that Cady took the fall for it. 

- You knew it wasn’t true; at least not fully, but who were you to say anything. Your …girlfriend(?) had dug herself a grave that only she could climb her way out of. 

- Alas, you weren’t as heartless as you wished you could be and against your will and better judgement, you found yourself driving to her house after your bullying assembly and asking her if you could talk. 

- The two of you spent the next hour talking things out and eventually making up, with her apologizing profusely the entire time. It was easy to se that she felt horrible which made forgiving her just as easy.

- And so, the two of you are back together again and this time it’s for the better in a much nicer high school environment. 

- You have a lot of pda in your relationship but it’s rarely things that can be interpreted as being too romantic considering it’s the early 2000s and we know that at that high school, being gay wasn’t good.

- Handholding. 

- Long hugs. 

- Slow, soft kisses. 

- Cheek kisses. 

- She loves cuddling. She likes hugging you while resting her head on your chest. 

- Inside jokes. 

- Teasing each other. 

- You know those scenes in movies where couples are play fighting, like slapping each others hands after one steals a fry then proceeding to laugh with each other before kissing? That’s the two of you constantly. 

- Wearing her Mathletes jacket.

- Going to all her tournaments.

- She’s got a good memory when it comes to you, she’ll never forget your birthday, anniversary, or any other important things to you. 

- Gifts, except this time they aren’t to sabotage your life. 

- Teaching her about pop culture and high school life.

- Seeing her adorable excited reactions to recognizing American things: songs, references, etc.

- Getting to hear her stories about living in Africa. 

- African terms of endearment. Bokkie, choty goty, poepolletjie, poplap, etc.

- Letting her rant to you. She just can’t shut up when she’s angry.

- She overthinks things when she’s nervous so you try your best to calm her down. She does the same for you whenever you get overwhelmed and worked up. 

- She’s really good at comforting you and does so the minute she thinks you look sad or she can tell that somethings hurt you. 

- The girlfriend that pulls your skirt/shirt down or brushes your hair back for you when you don’t notice you’re about to be exposed or dip it in something.

- She still has Plastic tendencies so occasionally you’ll catch her saying “love ya” and blowing kisses.

- Going to the mall. You’ll usually drop in and say hi to Janis and Damien.

- Being Damien's wing women and eventually going on double dates with him. 

- Study dates. 

- Going to the movies together. 

- Bowling and roller skating dates. 

- Zoo dates. 

- Using that walker brothers pancake house gift certificate. 

- She isn’t really afraid of potentially making a fool of herself so she’s game to do all the things society deems as “lame” with you. 

- Family dinners at her house. 

- Her parents are supportive so you’re guaranteed at least one pair of adults who are happy to see you two together. 

- Her mother makes the two of you matching bracelets. 

- She’s a very jealous girl. Cady hasn’t ever really liked anyone before, she’s also never had a partner before, so seeing you with other boys or girls makes her feel this red hot sort of prickling anger. She plays it cool; knowing she can’t just attack them, but when you’re back at her side, she tries to keep your attention focused solely on her.

- Cady isn’t offensively protective, rather than go after the other person, she hangs back and makes sure you’re okay. She’ll always be at your side, comforting you, shielding you from view and glaring at whoever hurt you. With that being said, she might occasionally have to handle things as though she were in the animal kingdom.

- Making sure people don’t take advantage of her naivety towards American life. 

- She word vomits when she's angry so while you don’t fight very often, when you do, she may accidentally say something she doesn’t mean or just let out a mouthful of a rant. One of you will either apologize right then and there or you’ll give each other the silent treatment.

- She’s usually the first one to crack after you’ve had a fight, she just can’t stand you being upset with her. She always gives a genuine apology and asks if things are alright between the two of you; smiling and giving you a hug when you tell her that they are.

- She’s not afraid to tell you she loves you, in fact, she loves saying it. She says it just about every time you say goodbye, and when she’s really happy, and when she just feels the need to.

- In the animal kingdom, few animals mate for life. She hopes that the two of you are among those few.

[orange-waterfalls]

Trans Male Reader HCs

ty @peachyplays​ for the request!

A/N: PEACHY SIR I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG UHHHHHH but im still alive. i am here. im fine. this is some hcs about before transitioning and during and a lil after bc i feel like after it would just be. pretty normal. uh i did the 5 that appeared in ahwm, excluding heistiplier bc ehhhh. Darkipier, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Magnum. Rated T, i think. TW: mention of periods, scars, binding, dysphoria. Yeah. I think that’s it. Enjoy!

Trans Male!Reader HCs

Darkiplier

Doesn’t really care

You have girl parts. Great

He has a century old demonic entity+a pair of twins. You're not special

Tries to be understanding, but mostly just doesn’t address it very much

There’s no need to! He loves you, it doesn't matter to him!

He will try to make you feel comfortable if you start to feel dysphoric

If you menstruate, he deals with it well

Both Damien and Celine would know precisely what to do so…

Heating pad, candy, movies + snuggles

Makes you lay down and hold the heating pad while you wait for the painkillers to kick in

Has a timer for 10 hours and you WILL take your binder off when it goes off

Is not afraid to threaten you over it

You know he doesn’t mean it and DAMMIT MAN YOU’RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF

If you start to take T, he just sits next to you

It might seem like he’s vibrating a little

That’s just the emotion seeping out

It seems like he doesn’t pay attention to your voice

In reality he listens closely everyday for how much deeper it went

You expected him to laugh when your voice cracked

he just asked you to repeat what you said

You appreciated that

He offers to pay for your top surgery if you decide to get it

Whether you say yes or know, he supports you

But he’s also nervous because Surgery

He checks the history of every person who even might be near you

Your surgeon was acting “strange” so he interrogated the poor man

You then explained he was doing his JOB

He squeezes your hand and kisses the back of it before you go into surgery.

The others have to convince him that you are not, in fact, going to Die

When you get out of surgery he stands on the other side of the room, waiting

He looks straight out of a horror movie

You almost scream when you wake up

He steps into the light holding a basket of fruit

He’s been watching a lot of romance movies…

Makes sure you DON’T FUCKING MOVE when you get home

You are going to LAY THERE and HEAL and you’re gonna LIKE IT

Often asks how your scars feel

A little defensive if people ask about them

A bit protective, but pretty much the same as before

Wilford

I don’t… I don’t think he comprehends the situation

I don’t think he knows what you mean, i’ll be honest

I think he just. Loves you. And filters everything else out.

Because unless it changes how you feel about him, it Does Not Matter

He treats you the same way he always does

Which includes being extra clingy and cuddly when you’re feeling bad or dysphoric

If you menstruate he goes into Good Boyf mode

Meaning he absolutely SPOILS you, moreso than usual

Cooks for you, buys you… a lot of things you probably don’t need…

Asks "is it shark week?" and buys extra detergent

You will take your binder off when it's time

You have no choice in the matter

and when you don't he somehow gets it off of you???

I dunno man, he's like. A god. Who knows

He WILL make sure you're safe and healthy whether you like it or not

If you start to take T, he's not allowed at the clinic

He's banned from like. Everywhere.

He always makes sure to say your voice sounds deeper

Even if it's early and it doesn't and you KNOW it doesn't, he says it anyways

He's just being supportive, it's fine

He's a lil nervous if you decide to get top surgery

The idea of someone just straight up cutting you while you're ASLEEP???

hate. bad. no thanks.

He tries to watch through a window but has to give up bc he just starts feeling Bad.

he sits and bounces his leg in the waiting room and plays with a fidget toy you got him

He basically teleports into the room when you're out

The nurse faints because what the FUCK

He just holds his bowl of chicken noodle soup while they're dragged out of the room

You eat and talk for a bit and he just gazes at you bc your voice is so nice

He's very smothering when you get home

Thinks you're gonna hurt yourself whenever you do anything

sit DOWN you dumbass you're gonna TEAR YOUR STITCHES

makes you binge a bunch of movies with him

He doesn't really pay attention, just watches you to see if you need anything

likes to trace and kiss your scars if you let him

Loves you so much <333

Yancy

I mean. He probably doesn't know what you mean

You are? a boy? I don't?

You explain and THEN he understands

He's a lil dumb, it's ok.

He isn't quite sure how to make you feel better when you're dysphoric??

Does he call you manly? Does he completely ignore you? What does he do?!

Eventually he’s settled on awkwardly calling you “Handsome” and “very masculine”

If you menstruate, he panics

He's had a mom before, he knows what it does

He doesn’t know how to make you feel better

He doesn’t wanna coddle you but also he likes feeling like he’s needed

He tries to cook for you but uh. yeah that didn't work out

The cook kicked him out and then made it themself, having Yancy deliver it to you

He convinced the warden to give him painkillers as well, and buys you candy

He’ll make sure you take your binder off when you need to

Might be a little lax, like with a child

“Okay… 30 more minutes. But then yous is takin' it off!”

Doesn’t fully understand the repercussions of you not taking it off

Once he does he literally BEGS you to take it off

Actually started crying one time

If you start T he asks a bunch of questions you probably don't know the answer to

He’s fascinated by how much your voice changes

He bites his lip to not laugh whenever your voice cracks

Once your voice gets like. As deep as it will go he kisses you and says you sound hot

He will panic if you decide to get top surgery

Constantly suggests robbing a bank or robbing a rich person

“There’s some expensive shit that’s been confiscated, i can help!”

When the day actually comes he's on the consistent verge of a panic attack

he can't even like BE there because. prison.

He cries while everyone else has to comfort him for the entire time you're healing

Once you see him again he interrogates you to make sure you're taking care of yourself

A guard lets you two have a little time alone, and you two talk about it

If you let him, he wants to see the result

He gives you a big hug and tells you how much he loves you

Illinois

Probably the only one who actually understands and actually KNOWS shit

though he's too narcissistic to really… like… care

He loves you, but like. If you don’t mention it he doesn’t really feel a need to

He will make sure you’re okay, he knows when you act weird

Other than that he doesn’t actively do much

He says "hey there handsome" or something like that every morning, and that's about it

If you menstruate, he just tosses you painkillers and says there's ice cream in the freezer

I mean. that's pretty much all you need

He will cuddle if you ask, though

Also flirts with you and talks to you more

If you bind, he will be very pushy about it

Will not let you do anything until you take your binder off after the designated amount of time

if he's on an adventure, he calls the others to go to your place and tell you to take your binder off

He knows you won't listen but I mean shit he doesn't want you hurt

If you DONT take it off and have bruises he will straight up blackmail you

Keep doing this, you don't get any cuddles or kisses

Mostly for your benefit bc. bruises. but still

If you start T, he will help, but only if you ask

When your voice cracks he laughs

He apologizes while still laughing

He sleeps on the couch a lot

A little startled after he comes home from an adventure and your voice is deep?? hot???

If you get surgery, he’s relatively calm

He doesn’t like the sounds and smells of the hospital, though.

They weird him out

He’ll kiss you a bunch before you go into surgery and then waits outside.

Probably goes to get some food as well

When you’re out, he sits by you and eats, waiting for you to wake up

He slides an apple over to you and tells you to eat if you feel like it

He does his best to take care of you at home

He knows how to heal, and you need to SIT your ass down

Stays home from adventures while you heal

He doesn’t trust you to take care of yourself

He will not ASK you to take care of yourself he will TELL you because he KNOWS how you are

Stares at your scars sometimes

He doesn’t mean to be rude, they're just… there

He likes them. They’re cool. They’re yours, how could he not?

Tries to be as respectful as he can be

Kisses your scars. Like a lot. Like a LOT a lot.

He has a thing for scars, they’re badass

Captain Magnum

Completely Does Not Understand

At the same time, Does Not Care

Can you shoot? Can you stab? Can you loot? Then you’re perfect

Treats you the same way as the rest of his crew but with a lil more special attention

That attention being calling you rugged and tough

If you menstruate, he recommends hanging out with the rest of them to distract you

He also recommends LOOTING!

You’re pirates, what else would he want from you

Will stop in a town to buy whatever you need, if you ask

But you can probably get something from some other crewmates

If you bind, he won't let you do anything until you take it off when you need to

Think you can trick him bc he doesn't know what's happening?

SURPRISE BITCH HE LOOKED IT UP

ya can't fool the man, he may be stupid but he's not dumb

If you want to start T, he’ll stay in one town for a while.

Understands that you need this, and doesn’t want you to be upset

NO he’s not playing favorites but yes he absolutely is

Doesn’t ask questions, it’s not his business

However, if you explain, he will listen

Will be elated if you steal from the town

He’s still a pirate, and you are still his boyfriend, you had to do something

Makes you sing sea shanties when your voice gets deeper

Better be prepared to sing the chorus alone, even if you’re a shit singer

He just loves to hear it and therefore EVERYONE ELSE will hear it too

If you get surgery, he’s very nervous

He's never really been in a hospital but he thinks it's unnatural

Too white. Too clean. Too much.

Refuses to go in the hospital, but gives you a tight hug before you go in

He then regrets not going in because he misses you a lot :(

Once you're out and can go back on the ship he's very gentle

He's not a gentle man, but he tries

Makes you stay in your quarters and tries to make you comfy

Doesn't really know what to do so let's a crewmate help you

Claims that your scars make you badass! and attractive!

Puts you on the front lines to boost up your confidence

It only makes you nervous really, but you appreciate the effort

[whumpforthewin]

The Answer - 2

((NSFW Content under the cut))

Jack had fucked up big time. Sure, he’d fucked up a lot in his twenty years of experience but this had to be one of the worst. Some guy had paid extra to use toys. Normally Jack thought they took too much time but they guy had paid a lot. And Jack couldn’t just turn down free money. 

But now he was trapped. The man had gotten him into a spreader bar, which wasn’t too bad. But he’d flipped Jack over and gotten him in cuffs. He struggled but the man smacked his ass hard and stopped, still struggling to get his breathing under control.

“You’re too pale, love.” Jack snarled at the name. “Let’s add some color to your cheeks.” He’d brought out a necktie, but Jack felt like it was more of a noose. The man would pull it tight, watch Jack struggle, flail as much as he could, before loosening the tie enough for Jack to suck in a breath, never letting Jack pass out and escape this hell. 

The man pushed into him and Jack let out a whine. He wasn’t nearly prepped enough for this. But then he started tightening the tie. 

“Yeah, bitch, struggle, that’s what I like, tighten, god you feel so good around my dick. You were made for this sweetheart. Fuck,” the man was babbling. 

It sounded far away to Jack. The blood was rushing in his ears. He wasn’t loosening the tie. The edges of his vision were swimming. This guy was going to kill him. Too busy chasing his own pleasure to realize he was killing the person providing it. 

Suddenly the weight was gone. All of it. The tie, the man, nothing. Jack was too busy gasping in air to know what had happened. 

But he soon came to his senses. 

He was not alone in the room. 

But it was also not the same man as before. 

“You’re money’s on the table. I didn’t take any of it.” The man’s voice was rich and smooth, like whatever liquor he was drinking. 

“Who are you?” That seemed to be the most pressing question. He ignored how rough his voice sounded. He rubbed his wrists realizing he was free of the cuffs and the spreader bar.

“You can call me Dark.”

Jack let out a strangled laugh. “Really? What kind a emo name is that?” He couldn’t see the man’s expression and weak as he was he shouldn’t really be egging on a guy he knew absolutely nothing about. He was silhouetted by the window and he looked broader than Jack. 

The man just sighed. “It’s my last name. Damien Dark.” 

“Isn’t that a DC villain?” God Jack wished he could just shut up. 

But Dark let out a low chuckle and stood. “More than likely. You can decide how fitting the name is or not.” He moved into the lamp light and oh hell, this guy certainly looked like a villain. 

Tall, dark, and mysterious had nothing on this guy. Jack was suddenly very aware he was still naked, though a sheet had been thrown over him. 

“Or you can use my middle name, Mark.”

“Your name is Damien Mark Dark?” Jack asked. He was trying to take this guy seriously but his name was too ridiculous. 

“Damien Marcus Dark, Mark for short if you really must,” he said with a sign. 

“Why not Damien?” Jack asked, half genuinely curious, half wondering if he had a weird reason.

The smile he gave was downright villainous. “People don’t call me Damien and survive. I just saved your life, don’t make me regret it so soon,” Dark said coolly. 

Jack swallowed. “Starting to see why people call you Dark.” He let out a strained laugh “Uh, where’d the other guy go?” Jack asked looking anywhere but Dark. 

“He had to leave.” Jack glanced at him from the corner of his eye. Dark’s mouth was curved down into a small frown. “He won’t be contacting you again.” 

“Did you kill him?” Jack didn’t mean to sound as panicked as he did. 

“The man is unfortunately still breathing,” Dark said but didn’t elaborate and Jack wasn’t sure he wanted him to. But now that he wasn’t in immediate danger of dying, he realized why Dark was still here. 

“I guess I should thank ya,” Jack said. He pulled the sheet off and got to his knees on the bed. 

“That won’t be necessary. This was a favor for a friend.” Dark’s hungry eyes traveled up and down his body. “But if you’re free I can certainly pay for some of your time.” 

Jack was a bit stunned. This guy had saved his life, seemingly out of nowhere, Jack didn’t really have friends, and wasn’t going to take the freebie Jack was offering. Jack didn’t get it. He wasn’t going to complain, Dark was actually really hot, but he didn’t get it. 

“Okay.” His voice was rough again with an emotion he couldn’t name. “Can I suck you off? I’m not exactly prepped for sex, but I mean if you want to…” Jack trailed off. 

Dark cupped his cheek in a surprisingly gentle move. “It’s okay, pet, only what you’re comfortable with.” 

Jack short circuited for a moment. “Lay down.” He said instead of acknowledging the gentle gesture. 

Dark swiped his thumb over Jack’s bottom lip before complying and laying down. Jack could see his dick tenting his pants and without seeing it directly Jack could tell he was big. But that made sense. He was a big person. 

Jack nuzzled his crotch and mouthed it a bit before pulling it out of his nice pants. And he was big, not like, insanely large. But proportional. 

Jack started slow. 

Maybe it was the fact he came close to dying tonight. Maybe it was because Dark was really attractive, but Jack wanted to go slow. And Dark seemed content to let him go at his own pace. 

He was quiet, but Jack focused on the hitches in Dark’s breathing, or when a moan would slip out. 

Even as he came he was quiet. Jack did his best to swallow all he could. But he could feel some dripping down his chin. 

He pulled off Dark with a lewd pop. 

“Come here,” Dark said, pulling him up. 

Jack’s breath hitched. “Sorry, I don’t usually do cuddles.” Jack tried to get out of Dark’s grip. But he was as strong as he looked. 

“Humor me. You’ve been through a lot tonight.” Jack settled a bit nervously on Dark’s chest. 

They laid there for a few minutes before Dark spoke again. His chest rumbled as he spoke and Jack found it surprisingly soothing. 

“Do you want to take back a little more control?” 

Jack glanced up at him. “What?”

Dark untucked his tie from his vest. “A little breath play can be fun. You don’t have to. But if you were curious as to how to do it properly.”

Jack blinked at him in a way that could only be considered owlish. “I could hurt you.”

“Unlikely, but it’s up to you,” Dark said with more confidence than Jack had. 

“Maybe, maybe later,” Jack said, putting his head back down on Dark’s chest. 

Dark wrapped his arms around Jack, he placed a soft kiss on his cheek before settling back. “Of course pet, just rest for a bit.” 

Jack didn’t mean to fall asleep on Dark’s chest. But it was the best sleep he’d gotten in years.

I will be making a master post at the end for The Answer!

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@whumper-in-training

[regalrain]

Prompts Requested

(I shall one day get to all on here. This list will change as more are added or I complete them)

Hc’s -

how would the egos react to the reader having a crisis episode.. where theyre laughing and crying simultaneously and basically breaking down on such small things..

hmm perhaps a look on how would host react to a gender-questioning reader? or when they feel disphoric and how he tries to help?

Prompt: Illinois x a very touch starved reader. They just melt at his touch. With Lots of cuddling and kisses and hair petting.

your favorite damien and celine headcannons ?

Story-

Hehehhee.....Illy and Illi for Romantic scavenger hunt. Or?? A and B go to a bunch of restaurants and fake propose to get free food. -🤍

🥺👉👈Illy n yancy..... maybe A yancy,B illy? A plans a magical and elaborate date to celebrate their first Valentines Day with B. Little do they know, B hates Valentines Day. ?

Wait ok. Illy yancy. “I hate to tell you this, but I’m allergic to those flowers”

mmmmm that one with “on your knees” screams Cowboys.....cowboy boys......maybe Illi/Yancy first meeting.....mayhaps? (Yes this is a request dkgdkg)

https://regalrain.tumblr.com/post/647223664907042816 this for yanois if your taking requests?

6. The concept: Illi taking Dark, Yancy, and Ahperikaar out on a fun tropical vacation to a jungle. Wants: Gotta swim at a jungle lagoon/lake.....gotta have Ahperikaar/Yancy shenanigans.....gotta have Illi being a little bit of a bastard and eating/trying to get them to eat bugs just to watch Dark and Yancy squirm....

7. Actor and Jims whump

8. Could you possibly write me an unofficial “bad ending” for one of the In Space With Markiplier routes, where the reader goes into a room despite some warnings, and “whoopsie!” all of the Google androids are in there waiting for them? (Under a dumb new name like “G Bots” because Google co DEFINITELY didn’t want to be associated with their killer AI) - I just really miss my murder boys, man;v; Google, come back under a different name </3 (and if possible can I request no “Oliver”? Personal reason)

9. hello-i am unfortunately sad and sick and i wanted to read smth cute to cheer myself up. as always me love some illinois x gn reader maybe where the reader feels down after not being able to keep up with his adventures; (or really when youre so tired you just ca n t do a simple task and you keep forcing yourself to do so)and illy notices and helps. thank you for your time hope you have a nice day/night

Nsfw below cut

Story:

Illinois x werewolf!Yancy smut where Yancy is in heat and also fully transformed.

Illinois x afab Gn!Reader x Yancy - size kink and praise and degradation

“Having fun?” and “I could make you feel better than that pathetic toy.” - With the og Google IRL? Soft dom Googs- Ya gotta have it, sometimes.👌🏻Maybe a sprinkle of condescending praise? No degradation, please- and no names, “daddy, baby, kitten, sl-t,” - Just stuff like “good girl” *insert more praise-y lines I can’t think of* (or- “Good human” to be gn!) This is said voyeurism one <<

Could you maybe do a somnophilia scenario with the og Google blue? Reader’s his owner, and for some reason he just decides to uhh, “explore” some anatomy, while they’re asleep << (y/n or reader- is she/they) and yes indeed he is a cocky bastard ;)