#Can you tell I’m sleep deprived?

[deepvoid-mlm]

someone PLEASE stare at the moon with me late at night, hands interlock as I snuggle up to you while wearing your hoodie because I got a little chilly. Teach me about the constellations if ya know any, and if not let’s make some up! And maybe I fall asleep because you make me feel safe, and when you notice you fall in love a little bit more before you pick me up and bring me to the car so you can drive us home and go to bed with me

[adumbcloud]

How they met you

I did tags 3 times and it didn’t save so I give up on them

1.2k words r=romantic p=platonic but both can be seen as platonic

Diona (p) Qiqi (p) Hu Tao (r) Fischl (r) Jean (r) Sucrose (r) Yoimiya (r)

Diona

You met Diona while you were walking around Mondstadt simply wandering around. Diona was in the middle of preparing to go to Springvale at night, alone. So when you noticed Diona (whose name you didn’t know at that moment) at the entrance to Mondstadt preparing to leave for Springvale, you quickly walked up to her asking where she was going. When she answered that she was going to Springvale you decided to walk her there, after a while it became a daily thing that you both enjoyed. She’d talk to you about her day while you listened, and sometimes commented on what she was talking about, or something you saw. After a while of you walking her home she became a bit territorial of you. So whenever you were together and she saw whatever gender you’re attracted to/someone that flirts with you, or just diluc she would glare at them. It was kind of funny. Actually, she was able to scare off a lot of people (including Diluc somehow). Once while you were walking her to Springvale you both decided to take a break and she accidentally somehow fell asleep on you. So you sat there for a small time and let her rest because she seemed exhausted. (she was embarrassed when she woke up and refused to ever talk about it) <3

Qiqi

Qiqi you met the first time at Bubu pharmacy after getting a cold and needing medicine. It took a bit for Qiqi to remember what medicine there was for colds, and if they had it. So after she found your medicine and you paid, you left and didn’t see her for a while. The next time you saw her was when you found Hu Tao “harassing” (the fandom website said that Hu Tao stopped bothering her after a few times, but oh well) her, and trying to convince Qiqi to let Hu Tao bury her. Which you quickly stopped Hu Tao from doing, causing her to pout and Qiqi looking at you trying to figure out if she knew you. After that from time-to-time you would find Qiqi trying to find herbs and other things for Bubu pharmacy. Why she was the one given that role you didn’t know, but you tried to help her whenever you were able. After a while she slowly started to remember you from sight. Whenever she saw you she would walk over to you, and start to hold your hand. <3

Hu Tao

You met Hu tao after trying to find a job, which she offered to employ you at the Wanshang Funeral Parlor. It was interesting to have Hu Tao as your boss. She made sure that there was never a dull moment, when she was around. But when she wasn’t around it was a bit boring if you're being honest, even though you always had a bit of work that you needed to do. Though who knew that a Funeral Parlor would have so much paperwork? Whenever she decided to drag you around Liyue looking for customers she always somehow found Qiqi while you weren’t looking, and tried to convince Qiqi into being buried. You always had to drag Hu Tao away from her while apologizing for your boss’s actions. Hu Tao would pout at you afterwards while trying and failing to ignore you. <3

Fischl

Fischl (& Oz) you met at the Adventurers’ Guild in Mondstadt. Katheryne assigned you both together to wipe out a hilichurl camp that was a bit too close to Mondstadt for comfort, and a bit too big for only one person to wipe out. Your first impressions of Fischl were “that’s a lot of fancy words,”  “wow she’s really skilled in combat,” and “she’s really pretty.” Though it was a bit difficult to understand what she was saying at first, you eventually started to understand her words without the help of Oz. After your first commission together you both were partnered together often, it was mostly because your fighting styles worked well together. Sometimes after a commission you both sit down on the grass and stare at the sky together. Watching the clouds and pointing out what you think they look like. Or staring at the stars while she shows you constellations that she learned from Mona. <3

Jean

You met Jean when you were both young because your parent(s)/guardian(s) were friends with hers. You both got along very well and were fairly good friends. Although you both never had the chance to interact very much because you were both training to become knights of Favonius. When Barbara was born and her parents eventually separated you both started to spend more time together. Most of it was because your parent(s)/guardian(s) and her mother decided that both of you training together was a good idea. When she got the title of ‘Dandelion Knight’ at 15 you were both at the big tree at windrise (The symbol of Mondstadt’s hero) celebrating it quietly, while she also calmed down from the other celebrations. When Jean got her vision you were the first person to find out. In response to her getting her vision you got her a new romance novel which to this day is her favorite book. Jean tried to keep you from meeting Amber, Lisa, and Kaeya because she didn’t want them to interfere with your work. They met you pretty fast after Jean became the Acting Grand Master, and quickly they started to use you to help stop Jean from overworking herself. <3

Sucorse

You were studying to become a scientist and while you were studying you met Sucrose, Both of you working under Albedo. Sucrose was extremely shy when you first met and only spoke a few words, stuttering the whole time. After a few weeks of working together she slowly became less shy around you, talking with more words then before. Still stuttering sometimes but stuttering became less common, remarkably. She was still fairly shy around you but she was less shy of you then most others. But that also tends to happen when you work together for a while. After about a year of working together you both grew fairly close together. To the point that you managed to get her to ask Diona if they had shared any ancestry, and got her to talk to Jean once. <3

Yoimiya

Yoimiya you met at a fireworks show while at a festival in Inazuma. She was running around playing with the children and accidentally bumped into you. Yoimiya bumping into you caused you to fall down and scrape your knee. She felt so bad and apologized almost a million times in less than a minute. You accepted her apology quickly because she was apologizing too much, and she was seemingly really nice. After this event whenever she saw you around Inazuma she’d talk to you for around an hour, but you only saw each other once or twice a week. She was always great company so you both quickly became good friends. When the next festival came around Yoimiya made a firework just for you, and she also made sure to get candies from each stall to give to you. Both of you also sometimes would play with the children that live in Inazuma City and you became an older sibling for the children too.  <3

[birdy-bat-writes]

See, the beautifully, hiLaROUSLY fucked up thing about being a first year in college is that I get to witness some high school seniors walking by me, touring the campus and thinking that this will be the best fit for them after graduating and not 2 minutes later, I’ll get stopped by some College senior taking her graduation photos and asking me to pop the confetti canon…

So I’m just stuck in 4 more years of limbo between these two ends and it’s so surreal….🤣🤣 like I want what EITHER OF YOU HAVE. you BOTH have something I want! Because 19 years old feels like I’m an overgrown baby, cosplaying as an adult and then someone got convinced and now I’m just trying my best.😎✌🏼

[mo-mode]

Consider: I smush the batfamily together with Tony and Peter, but instead of Tony and Bruce hating each other or being long lost relatives or whatever, their adoption instincts kick in.

Tony wants to adopt a 28yo Bruce. (Oh my god another orphaned science genius.) Bruce wants to adopt a 15yo Peter. (Oh my god another feral acrobat child.) Peter just vibes with Dick for a bit in the background, blow something up, etc. Pepper and Alfred have tea.

I just like the visual of Tony seeing a big brooding Batman (even MORE points if it’s Battinson) and going “baby, he is my baby now” and Bruce being slightly (very) offended

[dailydoseofdragon]

It’s Pride Month =}

[spineless-lobster]

Thinking to myself about who is the most fuckable character in hades and honestly the characters are so diverse I think the answer is everyone, it really all depends on your type

Like obviously we have aphrodite she’s in a category of her own you work girl

Are you bisexual? Throw dionysus into that mix

Into milfs? Nyx and persephone are right there

Into dilfs? Girl achilles and patroclus are lined up

Want a sad, edgy boy? Thanatos and orpheus are your guys

Want a bad boy? Ares girl have you SEEN him?!

You want a hot woman to step on you? My brother in christ megaera is right there

Calling all lesbians I have an artemis and a eurydice right here for you

Want a cutie patootie? Hypnos, hermes and dusa at your beck and call

Are you a furry? Asterius babe get into it

Himbos? Zagreus and theseus they’re hot they’re dumb they’re perfect for you

Do you straight up wanna fuck someone’s grandma? BABYGIRL DEMETER IS THE ONE FOR YOU

Tall dark and handsome? May I introduce you to charon?

Literally are you aroace? Babe guess what dusa is still there start that cute little qpr

Monsterfucker? MORE dusa MORE asterius WE GOT SKELLY WE GOT THE FURY SISTERS AND Y’KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I’LL TOSS PRIMORDIAL CHAOS IN THERE WHY NOT

I could go on forever but this post is already too long and I think you get the idea. Anyways play hadesgame please

[mynephewmarriedajaguar]

[graysanatimony]

4 things you need to survive are food, water, shelter and photos of kris guštin

[madaqueue]

i’m sure at some point i will have more thoughts but rn i’m just…sad (jjk spoilers below)

satoru never had an easy life, i think. sometimes i almost forget how young he was when all this shit happened to him, being forced into a life without anyone asking what he wanted. when you’re ripped of your autonomy, told to “be useful,” of course you start to bleed into those expectations. you force yourself into the most convenient shape, let yourself be melded into whatever anyone else needs. a leader, a teacher, a symbol.

but he was just a person. a fucking kid, at the start. a kid who lost people he cared about, who took in so much pain and suffering that it had to ache, it had to sit heavy in his chest.

and he said he didn’t mind whatever happened to him, that he just wanted those he cared about to succeed and live a brighter future.

and they will, because of him.

but who’s there to care for him?

anyways i saw this panel from hidden inventory and it made me cry bc he just looks so young, it really hit me how unfair everything was for him from the start. he’s just a goddamn kid

i just wish i could tell him that people cared about him. that he could know how loved he was by those around him, till the very end

[cunninghamchrissie]

post vecna eddie just wants to SLEEP he’s just SO TIRED so him and chrissy camp out in his room after they get out of the hospital and he gets a little antsy whenever he wakes up before she does, since he’s still traumatized from not being able to wake her up before, but chrissy is kinda like a cat that does a little mrrp when you touch them when they’re asleep so he knows she’s ok when he squeezes her and she makes a little sleepy sound

[athousandboxjumps]

the existence of elmer implies that there is also an elm and an elmest and the little elm grows more and more elm in its lifetime. for example:

elm

creds: @findingbilly

elmer

@wyiranss_pics

elmest

@bradleyperret

an elmelution if you will.

[flummoxx]

nothing to see here

[jackpotsadmon]

top five robot design from me, a robot loving guy

5. andromon from digimon . love that abomination (affectionate)

4. that little guy thing from machinarium

3. the v models from ultrakill

2. rodney copperbottom’s dad from robots

1. ratchet’s mom from eobots

[eeeeeeeeee999]

Alright all you boop-sters! Here’s how to perform a boop attack of hundreds within fifteen minutes!(and how to reach max boops in an hours)

first, choose your victim >:3

then, your going to line up the boop button with the prompt it gives you to boop, ensuring you can spam click/tap in one place

next, go crazy! Boop your victim hundreds of times! MUAHAHAH >:3

[adhd-mess]

Something something about Elain smelling of jasmine which is a night blooming flower and Azriel being akin to darkness and shadows, and darkness makes jasmine bloom and how you need light to make shadows and—

[itemprograms]

This image gives me good energy

Thank you objects in the wild twitter acc