#CLAYTON DOUGLAS

[ehilikeshoney]

3/8

Fucking finally

[buttersbaypetals]

Woah I drew characters that aren’t Jack

[sunny-rants]

Happy Pride Month, here’s some of my favourite queer characters!!

[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

The Bureau When Drunk Headcanons

Elizabeth Ripley: gets incredibly affectionate towards other Bureau members but will pick a fight with anyone who insults her or anyone else on the team.

Ingrid Bjorn: Gets super emotional, like just breathing wrong around her will make her cry.

Jack Archer: We've already seen him drunk, he's kind of a reckless drunk.

Carmen Martinez: Also an affectionate drunk, will hug you. However, she also gets reckless.

Angela Douglas: The type of drunk that breaks into someone's room and starts infodumping about biology.

Grace Delaney: She slowly gets quieter and quieter until she passes out.

Lars Douglas: We've also seen him drunk, he's an angry drunk.

Elliot Clayton: Nobody knows why, but he gets 1000 times more British when drunk, also he picks fights with anyone and everyone.

Marina Romanova: Also an emotional drunk, but not to the same extreme as Ingrid. She also sometimes breaks into people's rooms to give them therapy.

Armand Dupont: Happy drunk, he just gets really happy.

Jonah Karam: Bro just passes out. He takes one shot, and he's out.

Michelle Zuria: The type of drunk that just starts staring at the wall.

[turtlethebean]

I'd like to introduce ya'll to one of my favourite shitpost-y things: If I can colour-pick it, it's canon. Where if I can colour-pick a pride flag from a character, it's now canon.

Here's the beautiful results.

That is all. Enjoy your food bc my drawing pen nib broke.

[inosukes-boar-mask]

Bureau members and what fragrance are they wearing 👀👀👀 (in my opinion 👀 and im not sure about this lol i just type this for fun)

Jack: just a simple axe spray. Just kidding. I think he's that one guy who oversprays his Dior Sauvage and somehow, Carmen finds the scent annoying 👀😂

Carmen: hmmmm 🤔🤔 im not sure about this one. But I usually think that she mostly uses a unisex perfume. She probably uses Byredo Gypsy Water.

Marina: honestly, i think she either uses Tom Ford Lost Cherry or maybe Dior J'adore. I'm not sure about this lmao I think she would probably use these two perfumes.

Lars: He uses Montblanc Explorer. Angela finds this scent really attractive.

Angela: I think she uses Hermes Un Jardin Sur La Lagune. This is her everyday scent and she honestly smells like that one rich asian aunt in every family reunions.

Elliot: Nothing. Just some deodorant and axe spray and he's good to go. He doesn't smell that bad guys he's still okay 👀 (kidding. Sometimes he does wear some fragrance though. He wears Versace Dylan Blue)

Jonah: he uses a very masculine scent. Probably some Jean Paul Gautier Ultra Male or maybe Bvlgari Blue.

Ingrid: Probably Jo Malone Wild Bluebell. Or any other Jo Malone perfumes because some of them smells great and has a classy vibes to it.

Chief Ripley: I don't know. She would probably use some Jo Malone perfumes as well. Or maybe just some simple eau de cologne ones something like that.

Honorable Mentions:

Michelle: I can see Michelle using YSL Black Opium. She's actually the type of person who really smells seductive though 👀😳

Grace: Honestly, I think she's just simple when it comes to this. I think she's wearing Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue (for women). And she's like: this is perfect for everyday use and imma just use this for the rest of my life 👀👀 (also fun fact this is also my favorite and my go-to perfume irl 👀)

[issy5316]

criminal case incorrect quote 54

Lars: Hello friends!

Dupont:

Jack:

Carmen:

Elliot:

Ingrid:

Lars: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling…please don’t tell angela.

[amoexii]

Bureau Gals doodle in between my biology and art exams 🥲💖

Sorry I missed out some characters 😓 I'm still on my early play of World Edition

[javitaxdarklove]

¿Cómo sería el ambiente si el Departamento jugara Basta o Stop?

Hice este vídeo con propósito de entretenimiento cx

[ehilikeshoney]

I ran out of ideas, so...

[slaughter-books]

Day 15: JOMPBPC: Black Books

[doesgodexist]

Alcohol Damages the Human Body

In recent years, an interesting change has taken place in the public’s reaction to smoking. When I was a child, I remember that nearly all adults smoked, and so did many teenagers. Smoking bans are enforced in many places because medical science has proven smoking’s adverse health effects. People have recognized that they should avoid smoking. Now, we have medical evidence that alcohol damages…

[nobodyisneurotypicalinthebureau]

The Bureau when you ask them to watch your drink at a party.

Ripley: Would guard it, unless she doesn't like you then it's getting tossed.

Ingrid: Comes equipped with a side-eye for everyone who tries to steal it.

Jack: Watches it badly bc he's too busy partying, may "accidentally" take a drink out of it.

Carmen: Guards it with her life and will actively fight anyone who tries to take it.

Michelle: Guards it with her life and will verbally scare everyone who tries to take it.

Grace: Watches it, very polite to anyone who tries to take it. (passive-aggressive type of polite)

Angela: Would watch it, but she might decide you've had too much and go mama mode.

Lars: Watches it, but forgets after two minutes and chugs it.

Elliot: Depends on whether or not he's on his phone. If he's on it, he'll agree but then wonder like two minutes later why he's being used as a cup holder. Either way, as soon as you're gone, he's drinking it.

Marina: Has anti-stealing items already and gives you one while also watching your drink.

Jonah: Also guards it with his life. Uses scary man privilege to keep people away.

Dupont: Watches it with a big old smile on his face. He's always happy to help.

[turtlethebean]

Some silly little Bureau doodles I made for shits and giggles

Note: The Elliot one is inspired by me every time I go to Canada, and the Angelars one is based off a convo I had on discord.

[gameofthunder66]

Sometimes They Come Back For More Trailer 1998

-watched 2/8/2024- 1 star- on Tubi (free)

This movie was so terrible, it was very hard to watch. Definitely skip this one!! 

This movie has to be one of worst I’ve seen!!

[issy5316]

criminal case incorrect quote 29

jack: Here comes Elliot, our resident 5.

elliot:'rolls his eyes'

Jack: and Carmen, a solid 8 because if I don’t say that, she will kill me.

Carmen: got that right.

Jack: and Lars, a solid 7, very nice.

Lars: sweet

Jack: oh, and here is Jonah, a very clear 2, ladies and gentleman.

Jack: might even be a 1.

Jonah: And here is jack, a negative 12.