#Boss Elf

[plumsaffron]

My favorite version of the why weren't you at elf practice

(didn't make this btw)

[interretialia]

Cur exercitationi alforum non adfuisti?!

Why weren’t you at elf practice?!

(Fons Imaginis.)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[devotion-disorder]

do all the elves have a similar height range as in are they all tall?

yea!! they average around 180-210 cm in height

[venacoeurva]

Multiple people suggested Teldryn for a pinup and after trial and error of like 3 different poses, so here he is havin a summer evening to himself—conveniently placed sujamma bottle included🍹

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first, please.-

[ghostwise]

I'm not really sharing much of my criticism about datv, because it's a tired, tired topic. Why didn't they ___? Because they didn't want to. Why did they write ___? Because they felt like it.

Tired of dissecting the choices of white writers. They are not ignorant, they are aware of what they wrote. They didn't see the value in the questions we're asking so they didn't care to address them. That's all.

[deviouz]

i’d like to think that all of my life problems would be fixed if astarion grabbed me by the jaw and told me all of the ways he was going to ruin me.

[dark-elf-writes]

Fuyumi gets an email with a code phrase when she turns 18. Its a phrase she and Touya made up years ago. Her heart stops and she goes to the meeting place. She doesn't find her brother.

She finds her sister.

“We’re identical twins,” The two of them had always said, in spite of the clear evidence of the obvious. It had started as a joke, no that’s not entirely correct, it had started out of a childish need to belong to each other like no one else ever would. They were twins after all. It only made sense for the two do them to be as identical on the outside as their souls were inside.

Father had been furious the first time Fuyumi had cut and dyed her hair to match Touya’s. Had been more furious the second and third times, but that had never stopped the two of them. Father would always be furious about something so it might as well because they did something that made them happy.

(The only fight Fuyumi had ever started as a child had come after a boy, older than them and mouth twisted in a sneer, had spit at her that identical twins had to both be girls or boys not one of each. It was the first time she had ever seen Touya freeze and look hurt. It was the first time she had ever broken a bone after not knowing how to throw a punch.

Father had been furious with them for that too.)

Natsuo had always claimed they had a language all their own. Twinspeak he called it. A mix of so many languages that only the two of them truly understood what the other was saying. Writing it out didn’t help at all, something Natsuo had informed them after finding one of their many notes and lobbing it at Touya’s head, and even years after her twin’s death she still found herself scribbling notes in twinspeak. Notes only she could read now.

At least she thought until an email came in the same jumble of code she scribbled in the margins of papers. An address.

She didn’t even think before grabbing her coat and shoving her feet into her shoes without tying them, leaving her umbrella behind as she sprinted into the rain. Didn’t even once stop to consider the alternative.

She was panting and drenched by the time she had arrived at the abandoned warehouse from the email, scrambling to haul herself into the back window the email had pointed out and all but tumbling through in her desperation. Hands, familiar yet so different, caught her and a voice, smoke rough but higher than she had expected, huffed a laugh.

“Damn, Yumi. Take a breath before you black out.”

Fuyumi sobbed, and twisted just enough to get her arms around her twin, her living and laughing twin, before she crumbled.

It wasn’t until much later when Fuyumi’s tears had finally stopped and Dabi (Dabi now, not Touya. And god how much happier her sister was than her brother had ever been) had dragged the two of them to a stained and sagging couch tucked into the corner of the abandoned building to explain that it finally caught up to her. Dabi blinked as Fuyumi snorted, laughing and scrubbing at her cheeks as she pulled back to look at her.

“I have to dye my hair black now.”

(Her hair that had been kept short and red for years. Her hair that her father had stopped fighting her over after she had thrown a pair of scissors at him the day after her twin’s funeral. Her hair that served as a constant reminder that she was half of a matched set even with the other half missing.)

Her sister blinked, then tipped her head back to roar her laughter to the ceiling.

“We really are identical twins now.”

[windowsloth]

eros, thanatos

[charlidos]

During award season 2017, when Viggo was asked about the lovely minor Fellowship reunion that happened in January that year, I noticed he used (at least) three different ways of addressing Orlando (if anyone knows of any more, please let me know!). So I cut them together in a video.

Orlando Bloom, the boss elf

Orlando Bloom, the magical elf

Orlando Bloom, the elf prince

Edit: Found a fourth name: Orlando Bloom - the maximum elf

Viggo also says it with a distinct pause, and a laugh. It's funny and adorable. So many pet names for his favourite elf boy!

Also, the reunion happened like 2 weeks after Orlando turned 40. Did they all celebrate that together as well?

[ubercharge]

thought process:

i need more assassins for assassin org

i like nuns

imagine being squeezed by giant sexy monster hands

[skitskatdacat63]

Thank you f1 for being canon compliant and putting Fernando in his habitual Santa suit

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Okay I'm gonna start a rewatch in a few days where I will properly go into depth on each episode but season 2 buddie is actually on a whole other level like what the fuck I'm sorry... It's so deliberately done to establish Eddie and Chris as replacing the family and home Buck found through Abby. So well executed, and in a way that is meant to just like force the audience to absorb this as canon. WHY is Buck there after the earthquake. WHY do we see his reaction for so long? WHY has Buck been in Eddie's house so much and why is he there when Chris goes to see Santa? The audience is confused but the commitment of the writers to establishing this as normal just forces the audience to consume this information and somehow Buck and Eddie are DEEPLY intertwined so the audience feels ashamed for having questioned why they questioned it in the first place... Tim Minear was like UMMM wtf do you mean you're confused that Buck is with Eddie right now? You should be ashamed of yourself, those two gay men are clearly obsessed with each other. And the audience said sorry Tim, omg did you just blow up a fire truck and trap Buck under it? oh no

[madamsarrat]

I blame Shall Fen Shall for changing my taste into male magical creatures with long hair.

[ridrawsart]

Commissions are open!! Life has been pretty rough these days (it's been a circus, let me tell you) so I'm opening up commissions in the hope that it'll help me out. Please message me privately if you have an interest or any questions.

[0harpies]

GUESS WHOS DOING ARTFIGHT 🔥🔥🔥 0HARPIES ON THERE ASWELL