#Bao 4

[quinnscurios]

The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Fish Fan-Fic

She stood before the throne room doors, twice her height and adorned with golden dragons. To most, they were a symbol of the power of the emperor.  To her, it represented everything she hated about being the daughter of royalty: the pressure, the expectations, and the endless procedures and niceties.

When the guards started giving her sidelong glances, she knew she had dallied too long. She had a reputation for wandering, for being a little weird, and for garnering the wrong kind of attention for her family. She didn't want to lay any more of that at her parents' feet, not with what she was about to do.

She made her way into the throne room proper, the wealth of the emperor obvious. Perhaps it was her wandering that had sensitized her to it, but it all felt gaudy compared to the lives most of her father's subjects led. Her father had instituted many reforms in his time, and her older brother, who was first in line for the throne, seemed to have even more in mind. Still, they both insisted on keeping the throne room immaculately clean and heavily decorated. They'd both say it was, "just for show," but they sure seemed to enjoy their part in the play.

"Welcome, son!" her dad boomed, his arms open wide and his smile wider, his silk robes spreading like the wings of a hawk.  His father offered a smile and nod of his own; years of experience with his muteness confirmed to her that he was happy to see her.

Her heart broke a little to be called son, but that's why she was here. She would live her truth no matter the cost. She bowed deeply before her parents, awaiting their assent to proceed.

"What are you doing, little treasure?" her dad asked, a quizzical expression on his face. "You know those formalities aren't necessary with us."

She stood ram-rod straight, her face taut. Her vision bounced back and forth between her dad and her father, concern slowly creeping onto their faces.

"What's the matter, little trea-" her dad began, before he was interrupted.

”I'm not your son," she said, the words spilling out of her like an icy waterfall dousing a steadfast monk. "I'm your daughter, and I'd rather be torn limb from limb by tigers than pretend otherwise for another day!" She took a step forward while saying this, striking a fighting stance to both help her feel more powerful and to help her keep her balance.

Her parents looked at each other for a moment, her father's expression flashing between a few she'd never seen before. Her dad interpreted them just as quickly, nodding along with a grave expression. In a few moments, they both turned to her, standing from their thrones and running toward her to scoop her up into a hug.

"My daughter, my daughter, my loveliest daughter!" her dad cried out, hugging her close. Her father offered a similar sentiment, though was less hands-on in his approach.

"You-," she said, stammering, "you're not mad? You're not going to banish me?" she said, tears prickling at the edge of her eyes.

"Why would we?" her dad asked, relinquishing the hug and dancing around her in celebration.

"What good am I to you if I can’t be a general or politician, or bureaucrat like my older brothers?" she practically wailed.

"Why can't you?" her father's look said, his eyes narrowed.

“I won’t accept your pity because I’m adopted,” she blurted out, her expression hardening. 

"Adopted?" her dad asked, a little dumbfounded. "Where on earth did you get that idea?" She was incredulous.

"I'm not the royal physician," she said, surprised she had to provide basic sexual education to her own parents, "but even I know two men can't have children."

"Ah, I see the confusion!" her dad said, looking at her father with an intense blush. "I'm not a man, exactly. I'm a fish!" With that, he pulled back his long silk sleeve and revealed patches of black and gold scales. "You were too, when you were born," he said with a self-assured nod. She had no words for this, no such memories, either.

"I-, I-," she stammered, caught off guard by this revelation. Her father put a steadying hand on her shoulder.

"You are, and always will be our child," her dad said, the remnants of the blush still on his face. "You are of our body and blood, and nothing will change that." 

"How could I possibly believe that?" she blurted out, tears falling freely.

"I can believe enough for the both of us!" her dad declared. "Also, may I?" he said, gesturing to her own sleeve.

"Yes?" she said, unsure what he was asking. He rolled up her sleeve until he found a dry spot she'd been seeing the royal physician about. The ointments and herbal remedies he'd provided had been useless so far. Her father pulled something off of her, like plucking a hair but larger.

"See?" he said, presenting a scale to her. "Similar in color to mine, but with a different pattern and texture.  Your brothers are the same.”  She had no choice but to sit on the throne room floor, stunned. At least the cool stone was helping her calm her racing thoughts.

“You think that’s proof enough!” she exclaimed, less question and more accusation.  Pointing at her dad, she added, “I’m not some dumb kid, and I won’t let you pass off a skin condition as magic!”  Her father sighed, and her dad lifted up his hands, shrugging his shoulders.

“I guess it can’t be helped,” her dad said, “plus, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good swim!”  ‘He grabbed his daughter’s hand as he finished that thought, and took her to a room right off the main throne room.  “You probably weren’t old enough to remember this, but your father remodeled the gardens that used to surround the throne room into a magnificent aquarium for us.”  For her part, she remembered lazy afternoons with her dad playing by the aquarium, but nothing about being a fish. 

“I hope this goes without saying, but this is a family secret, not to leave this room.  Do you understand, daughter of mine?” her dad asked, the playfulness all but absent from his face.  His hands rested on the neckline of his robes, as though he was ready to cast them aside. 

“I understand,” she said.  Without another word, her dad wriggled free from his clothing, changing before her eyes into the largest koi fish she had ever seen.  He landed in the aquarium with a splash, disappearing under the water for some time before resurfacing a little while later and using his mouth to blast water at his daughter to get her attention.  While no words escaped after, she could see the spark of intelligence in his eyes; this was, undoubtedly, her father.  A moment later, the koi had transformed again into a merman, human from the bellybutton up.  “Is this how you,” she asked, the trepidation obvious in her voice, “you know?”  She trailed off without finishing her thought.

“Some things are meant to stay secret!” her dad yelped, diving back into the water so he was only visible from the eyes up.  After the blush faded from his face, he resurfaced, saying, “may I have a towel, my love?”  Her father was ready with one as her dad exited the aquarium with a powerful flick of his tail; his airtime meant his feet had returned by the time he landed.  Thankfully, father’s experience with this maneuver also meant he knew just where to stand to cover dad up.

"As I said," her dad began, gills retreating from his neck and water splashing out of his mouth, "you are of our body and our blood."

She stood, frozen, for what felt like an eternity as the implications of everything she had seen ran through her mind.  Magic was real.  She was magic, too.  She is, by all accounts, part fish.  Perhaps she could transform like her dad had a moment ago.  Her mind raced, her coming out falling further and further into the back of her mind.

“My treas-” her dad began, placing a hand on her shoulder after he had finished drying off.

“Does this mean I can also get pregnant?” she said, looking at her parents with an expression somewhere between hopeful and pleading.  Her father responded simply by raising both eyebrows.  Her dad turned more beet red then she’d ever seen him. 

“Let’s discuss that when you’re older!” he declared, looking ready to faint from the gravity of the question. 

“But Dad,” she protested, “I’m 17!”  Her dad did momentarily faint at this; only the embrace of her father’s arms kept him from collapsing onto the floor. 

“Can we discuss this after we update your wardrobe, beloved daughter?” her dad asked weakly, barely conscious, his face still a record-setting red.  She let out a belly laugh, probably the heartiest she’d had in years.  She looked between her parents before pulling them both into the deepest hug she had given them since childhood. Today, she received the greatest gift any parent can bestow on their child: not just acceptance, but affirmation.

“As long as you promise, Dad.  Oh, and you have to teach me how to change like you did, too!”

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Author's notes:

Given the queerness of the original work, I thought it'd be interesting if one of the kids also ended up being trans.

I consider this work to be a one-shot and at present I have no intention of adding to it.

Mu Tianchi (the emperor) gives big "I too am in this episode" vibes in this fic. I did my best, okay?

[ahxiang]

LI YI MU as JIN BAO in Meet You At The Blossom ↳ Episode 1

+ bonus smiley boy

[wyvernity]

sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH

bonus

[hnnny]

Surprise! I've improved a lot since--*checks date of old post*--April 28th, 2021?? Hello???

Listen, it's not hard to believe that I've been obsessed with this game and its characters for a long time lol

This was a heck of a lot of fun to draw though! I had to get creative with the composition to fit some of the characters I didn't originally include, but it was worth it lol

Here's an alternate version under the cut where Brianna and Mandalore aren't covering up the midground crew:

[hellishgayliath]

MY NEW SON IS HEREE (and Pico's new boo cuz I have the power to do what I want) Bao the raccoon dog/tanuki yokai!

Things about him :D

-Helps run a tea shop with his grandma in the hidden city -Gets mistaken for a raccoon/gets perceived older than he actually is a lot of the time because of his fur markings (he knows it not their fault for not knowing but he gets pretty tired of correcting others about it so much) -Has the ability to transform his appearance. A lot of it is used when there's difficult customers causing trouble in the shop (ex: making himself bigger and take on the role of a bouncer) -Eyes glow blue whenever his magic is in use -Big fanboy of Lou Jitsu -Meets Todd in the hidden city and makes the decision of getting a puppy after talking with him -The dog he forms a connection with is a little akita puppy who he names Momo (whose name means peaches) she is a menance but she's cute so its fine <3 -Their house has a lil mini garden in it -Bao unfortunately does not have a green thumb and has no idea what he's doing when it comes to plant care (which is something Pico helps him out with cuz farming and gardening is one of his favourite hobbies) -Actually gets flustered pretty easily, he's just a big ol dork in disguise

-Bao and Gramgram Mugi are like if you got the grandma from Mulan and Tadashi from Big Hero 6 and just made them into yokai and gave em a puppo

[cupcakedex]

Shaymin bao! 🥟

I was taught how to make these by the talented John Leung using this recipe for char siu BBQ pork buns, and they are AMAZING. The plain ones have chocolate ganache filling - dinner and dessert!

We made these back in 2022, and I've been dreaming of them ever since, but it's a very involved process!

[woxihuanchijidan]

Time to see if any of my friends who have been non-stop posting pro-pali bullshit for the past 8 months say anything about the hostages 🫠

Note: this is not a debate post.

[quibbs126]

You know, it’s sad to me that Peach Blossom basically got nothing

He was only given one short scene in the story, and he only talks to one character, that being Dark Cacao. And most of their interaction was about Peach Blossom giving him food and directions, with whatever character work being pretty much Dark Cacao centric. And how he’s left, he’s probably not relevant enough to ever bring back in another update, he’s just a guy tending to a peach bao garden

I mean sure, other playable characters have been relegated to short cameos, like Blueberry Pie, but in Blueberry Pie’s case, she already has Ovenbreak, in which I believe she did have a small story, and she has relationship charts. She has a whole other game of context, and it’s similar with Peppermint (though I never finished Mermaid’s Tale so I don’t know all his scenes), but with Peach Blossom being a CRK original, he doesn’t have that luxury

He doesn’t even have interactions with anybody right now in game, which could be changed later and they hopefully give him someone else to talk to other than Dark Cacao, but as it stands he’s got nothing other than saying a Cake Hound bit him or that the thing on his head isn’t a peach

Heck, there are NPCs who have had more characterization in stories than him. Yes one of those is Smoked Cheese, but still

It’s almost like no wonder he just gets lumped in with Affogato despite being nothing like him other than more feminine appearances and being a new femboy, that’s the most characterization some people are willing to give him because there’s not much else to work with. I mean he does have a character, or at least things you can base one off of, but you generally have to look for them in his story description or some of his in-game lines, and I think most people aren’t gonna go out of their way to do that

[frothing-at-the-mouth]

Uh @radioactive-earthshine mentioned tiny titans 90's kon and Idk if that had been done before, think he was just tshirt kon in that series and Bart was kid flash but I went and had a crack at drawing it, along with making Bart Impulse and redesigning Thad's design a lil and also doing Bao in the style because I think he is underrated and I will fill the void in his lack of fanart even if I have to do it myself lol

[sammyshuno]

Opened my game to see what the Sweets were up to. Just bein’ boy moms. 💕

[thebleedingwoodland]

TS4 - Five Hong Bao

Converted from TS3 version

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Chinese New Year is held on 10 February 2024 (Day 1) for 15 days until end of Chinese New Year is called Lantern Festival / Yuan Xiao Jie / Cap Go Meh held on 24 February 2024.

🧧 恭喜發財！謹祝新年快樂幸福，大吉大利， 恭祝健康、幸運，新年快樂！

May you be happy and prosperous! I hope you have a most happy and prosperous New Year, good health, good luck and much happiness throughout the year!

紅包

🧧 Hóng Bāo in Mandarin Chinese language.

🧧 Ang Pao in Hokkien Chinese language.

In Chinese New Year, we're Chinese people have tradition of giving Red Envelope with money inside the envelope. The person who give Hong Bao at Chinese New Year event is from married person to unmarried family members.

Wrapping lucky money in red envelopes is expected to bestow more happiness and blessings on the receivers.

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Five Hong Bao with 2 styles: Traditional & Trendy.

1 Swatch.

Price: $ 100

Can be found on Decoration > Miscellaneous

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[peevishpants]

xiaoying cuisine on yt keeps describing chopped foods as "hou hou de bao pian" and it kills me bc its just like so is it hou or is it bao? its like saying "cut the carrots into big lil chunks" can you get any less precise queen

[lu-dao-writes]

Me reading Yuwu vol 4, chapters 117 & 118

I’m so fucking sad man😭😭. My pookie Gu Mang is going THROUGH IT😭😭😭💕. I keep getting close to crying but then some customers keep coming.

[dissectress]

an old fc4 oc of mine, bao min. the lovechild of pagan and the daughter of a yakuza boss. idea is that she apprentices under yuma

[bnt0]

silk pillowcases, fendi socks, nepo babies. none of these words were in the bible. or maybe they were i didn't read it

a long time ago, @glammoose asked to see an oc of my choice in their sleep attire :3 another two-for-one, this time featuring bao and kurt. you WILL ignore that kurt is doing the same pose lol i couldn't choose

[genshinmp3]

The Song Burning in the Embers from The Shimmering Voyage Vol. 4 Curley G, Bao, Hsiang Liu, Yang Lee, HOYO-MiX