#Bang probably yanks poor Tarvek's feathers out too

[iztarshi]

For some reason I have a half-baked GG/Ducktales AU in my head. Features include:

Tarvek as a Mandarin duck. There has been some argument that he should be less gaudy, but they’re red and purple with little ponytails.

Tarvek’s entire family as Mandarin ducks, because all of them wear ridiculous outfits at the drop of a hat.

Heterodynes as swans? They’re a bit larger, strongly territorial, and Agatha can have an ugly duckling thing going.

(Does this mean Mongfish are also swans, so as to make Agatha not half duck and make Zola’s ploy make sense? Probably.)

Jägerducks.

Probably not all Jägers are ducks, but definitely Jägerducks.

...This isn’t really a proper AU, just a case of the exact same things happening with anthropomorphic birds.

I was thinking of Bang as a shrike, but now I’m leaning towards rosy-patched bush shrike specifically because good lord that’s an alarming looking bird.