#BRUHHH I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE DONE THIS

[skulldxddy]

@nakedmohawk asked:

“Oi Boss!” The male walked towards the white-haired man wearing nothing but an uncomfortably tight swimming trunks with a skull on the crotch. “What’s the next assignment.”

   Guzma don’t care much for shame. Hell, he lives for lack of it and it ain’t like this dude’s got a bad body, but in the words of a certain professor there’s a time ‘n a place for everything, yo, and this .  .  . this just ain’t it. It’s just .  .  . it’s just staring him right in the face — and Guzma ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Tsumugu’s eyes. With his hand covering his sight, Guzma finally speaks up.

   “Homie, I gots a real special task lined up for you. Think you gonna love it.” Usually it’s a mission of destroy this, terrorise that, but naw, the boss’s got something truly exceptional lined up for this particular underling of his. Enough that he’s gotta get up out of his patented throne and wrap a friendly arm ‘round Tsu’s shoulders as if he’s gonna need extra convincing.

                  As if they’ve had this li’l chit-chat before.

   “We gonna go shopping. Get you some real sweet fuckin’ clothes. How ‘bout that?”