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calledbyflowers · 27 days ago
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Excuse me, sir. I couldn't resist trying your pinball machine. I guess I tried a little too hard. But that's an old problem with me, sir. The way I keep steering and pushing and pulling at things… someday the whole sky is gonna light up and it's gonna say, "TILT." And that's gonna be the end of the world.
My name is Lieutenant Columbo sir. I'm with the police. Homocide.
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ratcandy · 3 years ago
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might not answer anymore asks tonight, got some upsetting news and it's really taken the energy out of me. sorry
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