#BABY BABY HUGO

[hello-naptiime]

Storms' a Brewin'

THIS FIC OH MY GOD THIS FIIIICCCC. I feel insane, I finished It all in one night and then I blacked out and this was on my screen. Rest in Peace Hugo, I hope your magic backfires more or something, I get to draw more if it does-

The fic is an Vat7k/EAH au and IM EATING IT UPPPPPP. Created by @dreadpirateurania13 on Ao3 Im so... GO READ PLEASEEEEE i beg.

[jsratio74]

I love them so much

Very tall mother, tall father, average sized step father, baby, ham.

Explaining the polycule btw,,,

[k0zyb0n3rz]

new Batman relationship chart ^_^

harvey is scared of Roman btw but I forgot

[sergle]

hi!! what was the name of that dog trainer(s?) you mentioned watching before getting hugo? i'm considering a puppy and want to be able to train this little dude like a boss TIA :]

omg I was watching McCann Dogs!! I watched so so so much of their training vids before bringing Hugo home + during his puppyhood and it helped so much. these are some of the ones that I really Studied early on to give me a blueprint of how to start from ground zero w my boy

[antiquepearlss]

Since I imagine that Hugo and Rapunzel fully bond and become besties (look, Raps needs to replace Cass with another snarky homosexual who hates her husband) I like to imagine that Hugo and Varian fight over who is Rapunzel’s favorite. It’s the best way to start an argument with his boyfriend.

They’ll be arguing about something completely unrelated and Hugo will be like “yeah well I’m Rapunzel’s favorite so we should do it my way” and Varian fucking fumes the rest of the day.

Rapunzel is blissfully unaware (or is she…)

[tricoufamily]

hello angel baby

[rbb-au]

The Disciplines of RBB

Hugo Alucard ( Fox )

The first discipline, he usually organize what the followers tasks and make sure the cult is not in chaos when Lamb is not around.

Mobi ( Bull )

The second discipline, they are the head of lumber works. Making sure the houses are sturdy. They often also work at mines.

Iso ( Cow Skull )

The Third Discipline, she is a headmaster in the cult school. She teaches the kids the way of the Lamb.

Vephar ( Vephar )

The fourth discipline, they are the head doctor of the cult. Don't let their age fool you, they can fuck you up.

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Mercedes, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Sylvain, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home to have my kids.

Felix: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Sylvain: Playing systemic oppression.

[varibean]

bits and pieces of things i'll never post but Look At My Boy

[littlefankingdom]

Everyone always talks about Bruce's short time in med school, but nobody ever talks about when he went to law school, aka when he tortured all of Gotham U with Brucie Wayne.

Bruce needed to study law, criminology, forensics, psychology, sociology, penology, to improve Gotham, so he enrolled in Gotham U again. However, he was going to play the role of the annoying rich brat, aka introducing Brucie Wayne to the world. HE PAID PEOPLE TO BE HIS FRIENDS. They tried to expel him, he just paid the administration to keep him. But also, he would disguise himself to ask questions to the teachers. And illegally enter the building to go through his professors' belongings to learn more advanced stuffs... You know he showed up "drunk" or "hangover" to class and was loud af about it.

100% Bruce has a degree in law because of his time there, but he bought it (and everyone know he bought it) instead of actually earning it, which he was 100% capable of. (Gotham is corrupted af, he can easily do that)

Yeah, he is the worst thing that ever happened to Gotham U and everyone hates him there. (Yes, worse than criminals. Every college has a couple of graduates that commit crimes later on. How many of them have a rich brat bringing a LAND PHONE, because Bruce was in college before mobile phones existed, so he can loudly gossip on the phone during class, and cannot be expelled because he is the one founding the new library???)

Also, funny to imagine this is when he met Harvey and, for some reason, he was his only real friend. (Maybe they had to work together on a project, and Bruce felt too bad about ruining someone else grade by being a dick, so he did show up to work with Harvey. And even tho he did his best to keep the mask on while not ruining Harvey's grade, he let out how much he actually cares about Gotham and wants to improve it. They bonded over that and now, Harvey is the only one to know that Bruce Wayne isn't a rich brat, but someone who cares about others.)

Btw, him saying that "It wouldn't have done for playboy Bruce Wayne to criticize the entire penology system" means that Bruce disagrees with the penology system in the USA, which is a punitive system, and also the death penalty, as penology modern studies are against it for being immoral and unethical. His education in the subject means that Bruce could actually use researches and works to explain why he is against killing, and I think it would be so funny to have him quoting Rousseau, Voltaire and Montesquieu to Jason.

[lockescoles]

GAMES I PLAYED IN 2023 ↳ a plague tale: requiem (2022)

[sergle]

Thank you for not being on the Cesar Millan shit. God, that man is a horrid piece of shit.

oh god,one of those hardcore negative reinforcement dog trainers? actually I just googled him and GODDDDD THIS FUCKING SHIT LMAO. alpha..... also aren't his dogs also reactive? didn't they attack some people

brother come on

[antiquepearlss]

I actually really want Eugene to officiate the Varigo wedding because one, it’s not a very official or proper wedding. If anything, it’s something Rapunzel and Varian put together in one week and is essentially just a giant party where they blow stuff up and eat cake. Varian totally asks Eugene thirty minutes beforehand if he will officiate and after five minutes of sobbing, he agrees.

And two, because I want him to say this line-

“It has been a joy to watch your distracting childish rivalry turn into a distracting childish courtship, which will undoubtedly turn into a distracting childish marriage.”

[tricoufamily]

jacques's, nancy's, and mrs. villareal's parents circa 1960-something + baby jacques and nancy bc they were there in cas anyway why not

this feud's been going on for approximately this long

[delicatepoets]

on undying friendships for @fightingdragonswithwho​ <3

graceland too - phoebe bridgers / daisy jones and the six / leonard cohen - boygenius / a league of their own (2022) / a little life - hanya yanagihara / ladybird (2017) / the seven husbands of evelyn hugo - taylor jenkins reid

[rbb-au]

Wing Man [RBB AU]