#Atsushi: ARE YOU SURE?????????????? ARE YOU????????? SURE?????????????????????????????

[fyodorsushankaaa]

bsd characters as the things i / my friends have said pt1

dazai (me): when life gives you a lemon, become a lemon and hook up with it.

kunikida (friend1): i hate you so fucking much.

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dazai (me): hey have you seen my notebook that i've been drawing boys kissing since i was 12?

atsushi (friend1): okay, why DID YOU BRING IT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE-

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chuuya (friend2): why don't people understand my home address? im telling them to walk straight. but what they do? turn left or right. ARE YOU DEAF OR FUCKING STUPID?

chuuya: i have never seen anyone that stupid except my fish that died from overeating.

dazai (me): your home addres is the only thing you're straight btw.

chuuya: are you the one who speaks?

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atsushi (me): i'm really having hard time about choosing a career

dazai (friend3): why don't you translate yaois from english?

atsushi: huh

atsushi: okay

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kunikida (friend3): every single thing on earth is so tiring for you.

dazai (me): yes

dazai: i wish i didn't need to breathe

dazai: i wish i didn't need to shit

dazai: i wish i didn't need to eat

atsushi (friend2): then hold your breathe

dazai: tried that before. it's more tiring

kunikida: then die.

dazai: i wish

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chuuya (friend2): i think dazai should write letter that says he's not petitor about we beating the shit out of him so i can punch him till he goes into a coma and lives without needing to eat, shit or move

dazai (me): i would say okay but being beaten is too painful

chuuya: then what about i give you narcosis?

dazai:

dazai: when are you coming?

chuuya: so soon

chuuya: by the way, would you be offended if i unpluged your respirator and charged my phone instead?

dazai: nope but why are you asking?

chuuya: nothing.

(actually it was continue of the one before that btw)

[poe-tat]

SKK and SSKK sillies

Chuuya, thinking:

Osamu: that can't be good

Chuuya: Osamu, I swear to Arahabaki

Osamu: what? You might hurt that Chibi brain of yours!

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Osamu, thinking:

Chuuya: damn the world is going to explode

Osamu: the fuck Chuuya?

Chuuya: never mind folks the world has been saved

Osamu: fuck you

Chuuya: no

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Atsushi, thinking:

Akutagawa: careful Jinko

Atsushi: okay?

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Akutagawa, thinking:

Atsushi: so what are you thinking about?

Akutagawa: how gay can someone act before they are actually considered gay?

Atsushi: no clue... Why are you thinking about that?

Akutagawa, points at The gayest thing Chuuya and Osamu could possibly do with each other: that

Atsushi: pretty [sure] that should consider them gay...

[starlightshadowsworld]

There was a post a while back about and how when your from up north in Britain you’re basically told to taught to tamper your accent.

So the content of this post is as usual. But its gonna be written (as best I can) in the way I l speak as someone from North England.

Why? Because why not.

………………………

Headcanon: Ah feel like Kunikida would ave a right problem with any clients that tried to act funny. You know anyone who tried to start shit at the Agency.

The man has to deal with Dazai on the regular and the Black Lizard raids. He ain’t putting up with shit if he dunt need ta.

He dunt get paid enough and he definitely dunt got the patience for it.

Especially if any of these pricks try to say shit to younger ones. These lot wouldn’t say ought though they’d be all good about it.

Junichiro trying to placate while Atsushi’s cowerin back. Kenji’s actin as usual with a big ol smile on his face and Kyouka’s just tryin tryin her damn best.

Propa nice and polite all of em. Just like Kunikida taught them to be and in any other situation he’d be right proud.

Kunikida sees any of this nonsense though and just sees red. He’s yelling at the clients til he’s all red in face. Professionalism goes out the window the second he sees one of his colleagues being treated in such a manner.

Especially if they’re younger because he’s their superior and he’s gonna look after em damn it. Even if he’ll deny that he cares so much. But everyone and their grandma knows how bloody protective he is.

After ill go up to them and make sure everyone’s alright. Maybe even apologise that he weren’t here sooner and that kind of nonsense ain’t tolerated round here.

It’s still pretty fucking tame compared to what would appen if say Fukuzawa, Yosano, Ranpo or Dazai intervened.

Honestly I got no fucking idea who would be the worse between them.

They’re all fuckin terrifying when it comes to protecting each other. At least when Kunikida’s pissed you know that the buildings gonna still be standing aftah.

Probably.

Fukuzawa thinks he’s the most level headed in all of this but nope. He’s just as pissed but he’ll at least be nice bout it.

But same could be said about Dazai and Ranpo in that regard. While Yosano dunt subscribe to such pleasantries.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Small question for Armed Detective Agency member Nakajima Atsushi. Do you usually think Akutagawa is hot

[ssaraexposs]

Being Dazai's favorite subordinate

Expectations:

Reality:

[sskk-manifesto]

Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple and how “ability users” (opposite to “normal people”) learning to accept themselves through the acceptance of their own abilities is a queer metaphor of acceptance of own's sexual orientation and gender: an essay by me

[flesh-and-guts]

why genderbend that man into a woman when you could make her trans. why genderbend a man into a woman when you could put him in a dress. why genderbend a man into a woman when you can just give the man boobs. why genderbend a man onto a woman when you can just give her she/her pronouns while still being a man. why genderbend a man into a woman just to give him long hair. why genderbend a man into a woman just to completely mischaracterize them. why genderbend a man into a woman when you can just make a fucking oc

[esmiara]

They're doing some shopping! But uh-oh... looks like Lucy and Chuuya actually do get along.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

finally what youve all been waiting for..... dazai fucking dies 💖

[bungou-gay-twitter]

yipeeee

[im-still-watching-anime]

i LOVE how we can always rely on atsushi to acknowledge how impressive akutagawa is anytime he does anything

[igayorhm]

Realizing Fyodor has orchestrated all of this to not only obtain the tri-polar singularity but also to probably get Atsushi alone with no one to get in his way has got me shook.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Hey (^-^)/

I have a question: What did Atsushi mean in this panel when he said "the fact that you're the one standing in front of me"? I don't get it.

And why Akutagawa's face seem conflicted by hearing that?

I'm not entirely sure - that line is fairly ambiguous - but I can share my own interpretation! Here, Atsushi is trying to explain Akutagawa that the reason why Dazai has not acknowledged him yet is not, as Akutagawa is convinced of, because he isn't strong enough, and that his being powerful is actually of no interest to Dazai. Atsushi suggests that there's something else Dazai is waiting for Akutagawa to grow better at before acknowledging him, and Akutagawa will only be able to see what it is by keeping himself from killing (likely, what Atsushi is thinking Akutagawa lacks is moral virtue to some extent, compassion and humanity. I feel like that's also consistent with how Dazai sees Akutagawa in Beast, and what believes is wrong with him: “It’s human nature to lash out with violence. But if hurting others is your natural instinct… then you are nothing more than a mindless beast” (Dazai, Beast novel, page 18) ).

Akutagawa so far has believed that everything he could do to be seen by Dazai, was proving his own strength; and that his current situation of not being yet recognized was due to his own limits on that front. With that last line, I think Atsushi is telling him: “The reason you are where you are now [both in terms of his path towards being acknowledged by Dazai and overall current status as conjunction of events that led him to be where he is] has nothing to do with your strength or lack thereof. You're here in front of me [in your current situation that led you to this place in this moment] because there's something you've yet to realize [that would be, once again, that strength is not what Dazai seeks in him but rather for Akutagawa to accomplish a moral step up]”.

Additionally, I think Atsushi might also imply: “The reason you're here in front of me, the reason Dazai decided you had to be here, is so that you could see something you still can't grasp”, since both sskk and the bsd author seem to be fairly assured that everything sskk themselves do is because Dazai wanted them to, in some sort of weird determinism (“Why were you so eager to put Akutagawa-kun against that tiger lad? [...] How long have you been aiming for this scenario?” “From the time I met Atsushi-kun.” (Hirotsu, Dazai, chapter 37); “Why do you think Dazai-san put us together?” (Atsushi, chapter 51); “Dazai-san didn't abandon me after all. This was all a trial. A guidepost, lined with wailing.” (Akutagawa, chapter 85); and even more examples could be made; everything sskk do, seems like it's because Dazai wanted them to at some point.)

The reason why Akutagawa looks so conflicted, then, is probably out of bewilderment for Atsushi's words, for the revelation that proving his strength - that is everything Akutagawa has tried to do since meeting him - is actually not the way to make Dazai acknowledge him.

Here's an alternative fantranslation to the official English translation + the raws of that page for further insight :)

[kiksniko]

my sskk royalty au is completely revolving around the fact that when akutagawa hears any formal title regarding himself (my liege, your highness) he just kinda rolls his eyes internally because he hates the formality of it all and isn't really interested in that aspect around ruling his kingdom.. but when atsushi says it, it's a whole different ball game.

[ssaraexposs]

You don't fuck with the Armed Detective Agency

[sskk-manifesto]

Girl what do you mean by that 😭😭😭 It sounds like Akutagawa was saying that when the day comes for him to die, Atsushi shouldn't be sad for him