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literallychemtrails · 2 years
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Day 1: The first sighting of a musical based alien. While hiking at 10:30 PM on 12/30/2022, I noticed dubstep music playing and I found a remarkable sight! A real life dragon! But on closer inspection it looked like some weird chimera than a typical Western dragon. They seemed to be communicating with a small dark purple avian alien. (Footnote 1: Most closely resembling a swan.) I tried taking a picture using my phone, but an inopportune phone call alerted them to my position. I thought I was a goner but they simply disappeared. (Footnote 2: Most likely through teleportation.) The tall muscular black draconic creature appear to be a cyborg (Footnote 3: It was hard to tell which parts which mechanic and which where biological.) and seem to make dubstep noises to communicate to the small swanlike creature. Admittedly you can't tell that's it's partly mechanical from my drawing alone. (Footnote 4: Hey I never claimed to be an artist! And this is all from my memory after all.)
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s1xseasonsandamov1e · 2 months
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seagiri · 4 months
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7 minutes in heaven
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notherpuppet · 7 months
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Role reversal AU
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bug-hearted · 1 month
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bill likes to prank fiddleford sometimes. it gets very funny
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badwaves · 14 days
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happy thiddleford thursday
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cryptocism · 3 months
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
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phantomrose96 · 4 months
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The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”
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ohtendril · 4 months
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colin "my wife" bridgerton almost went off
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smalldicksantiago · 3 months
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armand: i could not prevent it
ⓘ Fact check: Armand could have prevented it.
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spitblaze · 4 months
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
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mebssann · 1 year
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yippee :)
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seagiri · 5 months
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very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain
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thelilylav · 1 year
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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
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adhd-merlin · 1 year
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some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job
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I love Suffering animatics/art where Odysseus has a chain or rope around his ankle, connecting him to the mast. not only is it a great reference to the source material, but it implies that someone on the ship was worried that the mere sight of Penelope might convince Odysseus to jump in the water, even though he knows its a siren who will kill him
and that they were so persuasive in this argument that Odysseus actually agreed to it
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