#An angry boyyyy

[dojolarusso]

[fluxedbuds]

the Angry Tango interpretation is a very easy way to tell if somebody has never actually watched Tango. because if you know anything about him you quickly realize his 'rage' is basically 'being on the verge of tears and vaguely implying threats that he has 0 ability to follow through on'. usually heavily featuring cartoon noises and hopping around like a bird

[internal-bleating]

Funny random hot take,

Even though "No one steals from Big Jack Horner" -Goldielocks 2022, I feel like you could EASILY get passed his security by pulling a Shrek 2 "Yeah we're from the union" on their asses. This guy does not treat his staff very well for sure.

You could just sneak into his office after that, pray he's away for whatever reason, and yoink something from his collection and then make up some elaborate exuse as to why you have it if anyone questions you on your way out.

Like yeah, you'd be screwed cuz he's gonna be LIVID when he figures out what just happend (RIP whatever subordinate told him about how they just let you waltz right in and steal something) and puts a bounty on your head. But technically, you stole something sucessfully!

[sm-baby]

BIG SISTER WITH NPD?? THIS IS A WINN FOR THE NPD COMMUNITY

Its a fun HEADCANON of mine :3 i cant actually commit to it cuz I don't know what its like to have NPD.

Shes the seven deadly sin of Pride? Easily bruised ego? Girl literally stays awake at night if you beat her at a rap battle. Angry outbursts? Hates inferiority? Boyyyy you sus

[azaleakoneko]

MY BOYYYY. Look at himmm -vibrating with sadness and the other things- Lil angry pouty cutie babbyyy, ughh I need to finish what I’m writing for him already to shower him with love because he deserves it all and more 😡💕✨

[willowwee]

Slasher (Charlotte)🔪🩸

CW: Blood

Mask version:

Ramble: the way I've been getting alot of Slasher designs in the middle of drawing and coloring my Slasher 💀💀 tumblr knew me too well even outside of tumblr.

Here's some random headcanons I got for my Slasher:

I swear escaped mentioned some burn marks on Slasher's face before but tumblr wouldn't let me check if it's true or not so I'm just putting some burn marks on my Slasher anyway

Charlotte was considered as a pretty person but then she got into an accident which led to people isolate her bc of the burn marks on her face. Charlotte did got angry at that but suppressed it by doing her work

Bcs of the incident, she had nightmares of it and eventually lose alot of sleep over it

She eventually got into the whole killing thing bcs she couldn't handle the isolation and needed some fun

She did got alot of machetes and knives bcs her family ran a knife related business in another town and she grew up learning how knives made and even decided to learned how to make a machete before she decided to kill

Charlotte loves cute shit like cute rings, ribbons, and necklaces which is why I made her having alot of accessories 💀💀

Charlotte is also a bit strong like stronger than average strength? She also got some muscles on her basically

(Not Charlotte related but I love that one post thay made Basher a big boy I STRONGLY AGREED THAT DUDE WOULD BE A BIG BOYYYY)

(Edit) forgot to mention that the incident also burned off most of the eyelids? Which is why she looked a bit surprised most of the time

[traffic-light-eyes]

lloyd hcs? i wanna hear them ALL

Oh boyyyy here we go. I think my LONG Lloyd headcanon post is still one of my top posts, so you can check that out there. I already know this is gonna take a while, so strap in. Dunno if I'll get to all of them or not because I still need content for the future, though.

He's a hungry kid. Always hungry. They don't know if he's having some belated puberty thing where he's hungry 24/7 365 or if it's just his heritage, but he's just. Starving. He gets shy about it, though, even when he knows that his friends would never belittle him because of it. He'll just shyly and slowly push his plate towards Zane and look at him with his big puppy eyes and a pout and Zane can do nothing but give him what he wants (you're spoiling him, Zane. - What would you do in that situation, Cole? He looked horribly pathetic, and I couldn’t do anything but give him another slice of pie.)

He is either chronically online or he has 0 knowledge of the internet. No in-between. For chronically online, his vocabulary mostly consists of tiktok references, and you can definitely hear Zane crying in the distance because he doesn't know what Lloyd is saying. For 0 knowledge of the internet, Jay and Kai make jokes and references to tiktok/reddit/Twitter/etc. and when Lloyd doesn't understand (and subsequently tilts his head like the adorable dragoni he is), you can hear Jay crying in the distance and the soft shushing voice from Nya as she tries to calm him down.

He will steal all shiny things. Shiny rock on the ground? Yoink. Jay left a particularly sparkly bolt on his desk? Well, it's Lloyd's now. Loose change on the counter? He'll take the shiny ones, thanks. He doesn't use the money. He just owns it. When Garmadon came back and saw his stash of sparkly things, he was like, "Ah, so you did inherit some of my genetics. I was getting a bit worried."

Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't own many plushies. Just one. It's a little stuffed tiger with half-off eyes and practically tearing at the seams. Kai won it in a claw machine for him back when he was a kid, and he will not part with it nor have any alterations to it no matter what. It's his and it has survived all the fires in the monastery, the crashes of the bounty, and the angry throws at the wall when Lloyd is mad (he immediately picks it back up and cries for throwing it). He remembers each mark, each missing patch of fur, every scratch on it stupid beaded eyes, and he treasures it. Because his brother got it for him.

He bought Jay a Hatsune Miku body pillow.

He's not a very good gift-giver, actually. If it was December, and he was tasked with some white elephant something he would perish at the spot. So, to combat that, he buys trinkets and things that remind him of his friends or things that he thinks that they'd like, and during the holiday or birthday, all he has to do is stuff it in a bag and put a bow on it. During the missions where they miss the holiday/birthday or if they're not close to his stash of presents, he gets really upset because he can't show them how much he loves them because nothing nothing can compare to the year of scouring shops and finding that cute little spoon engraved with Zane's initials that he found in a thrift store.

More of the gift giving: he's bad at showing affection or just verbally saying that he loves his friends, so he does the neurodivergent thing of just. Giving them pretty rocks or, like, soda tabs. Cole was horribly touched by the rocks, and now he has a shelf full of Lloyd rocks. Sometimes, to calm down, Lloyd and Cole paint the rocks. There's a cute collection of ninja look-alike rocks sitting next to their photos. When Lloyd was younger and everyone started gunning for his affection, Kai got a bunch of jars and wrote everyone's names on them. The person with the most soda tabs by the end of the year would have won the "Lloyd's favorite" award. The thing is, though, they never stopped doing it. When Pixal joined the crew, she was surprised to find herself a jar with her name on it with a purple soda tab.

Speaking of Pixal- a little after she joined, she realized that Lloyd had not finished school. When she had asked about it, she was told Wu was teaching him. She searched more to find out exactly what he was being taught. Lo and behold, it was exclusively ninja things or ancient, ancient history. And much to Lloyd's annoyance, she immediately stormed up to him and got him learning some algebra. She was not going to let him live his life without schooling. When she realized that he was having a lot of trouble with high school mathematics (because she had assumed that he was in the highschool age), she slyly went lower and lower in the education scale just to see where he left off. She was horrified to find he had not exceeded 5th grade math. No more than 5 minutes after his daily lesson, all of them (save Lloyd) had a nice, long conversation about his age and his schooling. She made it her life duty that Lloyd became one of the smartest gosh darned people in Ninjago.

On a lighter note, Jay and Nya sometimes have robot battles for fun. But. Not aggressive or combat related. They make robots do silly tasks like planting a flower or making a sandwich. They always make Lloyd judge who did it better because he has 0 clue the mechanics behind it, and he doesn't pick favorites. (Even if he's not trying to be his father anymore, he loves stirring up chaos by making each of them never truly beat each other by a lot)

He had a lisp as a kid. He didn't know it at the time, but it was because his mouth was unfamiliar with his sharp teeth. It makes him speak funny. For a while, he just didn't speak at all because he was embarrassed when the other darkleys kids made fun of him. He toughened out, though, and sat in his room, reading out loud to himself (occasionally with his kind roommate and friend Brad helping him) to correct his speech. To this day, he sometimes messes up words because he doesn't have proper speech therapy. But it's just another cute Lloyd thing to the team.

Mkay. I only did a few for just in case someone else asks for Lloyd stuff

[autumnshighlady]

Azriel NSFW headcanons plzz 🥵🙈

oh boyyyy here we go ;)

Azriel’s favourite part of your body is your hips – he loves putting his hands on them whenever he can (and leaving bruises on them the next day hehe)

He’s a pleasure dom and I will die on this hill. He won’t fuck you until he’s made you cum at least twice with his fingers and tongue, and then after he fucks you he’ll go right in with his mouth for more, holding you down as you squirm from overstimulation.

I think this goes without saying but he’s INCREDIBLY kinky – but not just kinky, this male is fucking sadistic

He will make you go days, weeks even, without relief if you pissed him off

while Eris is the ultimate brat tamer in my opinion, Azriel is a close second

he won’t get angry and mean like Eris would, but he’d just smile coldly whenever you act like a brat because he knows damn well he’ll get you to behave in the end and have you begging for him and apologizing 

this male will NOT cave into your brattiness no matter how hard you try – he does not get visibly annoyed at you, which pisses you off beyond belief but also scares you because you know he’s planning on exactly how he’s going to repay you later

one time he was particularly mad at you, so he tied you to the bed and made you watch as he got himself off before edging you the entire night, not letting you cum until the sun rose the next day

He loves having you completely restrained and unable to move as he makes your body sing, bonus points if you’ve got tears running down your face

“Aw, are you crying, sweetheart?” Azriel will mock you. “So soon too, I’ve barely begun”

He loves biting for some reason, sinking his teeth into your skin hard enough to leave a mark the next day

He loves having you face down in the mattress as he takes you from behind, one hand either wrapped in your hair (or around the back of your neck) or between your legs while he fucks you

unpopular opinion but I do not think he would use Truth Teller on you – as much as he loves torturing you sexually, that blade reminds him of the physical pain he’s inflicted on others and he would never want you anywhere near that

he is not satisfied until he knows you’ll be walking funny the next day

10/10 has a massive mirror in his room, and above the bed, so you can watch yourself get ruined by him

he wouldn’t mind sharing you as long as he was in full control of everything that was happening (*cough cough* threesome with Eris i mean what)

Azriel has no problem dragging you away from whatever you’re doing and slamming you into the wall to get another taste of you

he always has to be on top – sometimes he’ll let you ride him for a bit to please you, but it won’t take long before he flips you over and takes control again

pet names include sweetheart, darling, gorgeous, love, little slut, angel, princess

I need holy water now, enjoy y’all!

[kelthebarb]

mean. - n. & l. sully

summary - neteyam & lo’ak sully with a s/o that has anger management issues/overstimulation meltdowns

warnings - angst, fluff, comfort, cussing, crying, meltdowns, yelling, angry!reader, slightly fem!reader, unedited, arguing

- NETEYAM

to be honest i feel like he’d know what to do cus of lo’ak

i’m not sorry for that 😭

deep breaths for sure

usually you’d get annoyed at little things that people do on accident (or on purpose, just to get you going)

but sometimes when you get angry there’s nothing he can do but be with you

like

the smallest things could tick you off and he would be right next to you

he’d hold your hand or your shoulder, and if you don’t wanna be touched, he’d be in front of you, talking slowly and calmly

he’d be so nice to you

sometimes you get so pissed off you start crying because you’re frustrated and you just wanna stop being angry

i feel like neteyam would just sit with you if you didn’t want him to talk or touch you, but if you did, ohhhhh boyyyy

hugs & kisses galore

he most certainly takes after his mother

let’s all be forreal

he’s nice by nature so he’s one of the best people to have a meltdown with

“it’s alright, love,” he said, cradling your head on his chest, “let it out.” he’d be so nice and gentle with it, wiping your tears and kissing your head and cheeks to calm you down.

- LO’AK

alright here we go

he has anger management issues himself, so he uses things neteyam taught him for when he gets too mad

deep breaths, hugging, distractions, the whole nine yards

he’s very nice, just entirely misunderstood cus of his little need to cause chaos

it’s almost like he can smell when you’re about to get angry

and he hates seeing you in a bad mood

so he changes the subject, or redirects your attention to something else

and then if that doesn’t work he’ll use the deep breathing exercises that neteyam taught him

sometimes you get annoyed at that too

but that’s okay cus he understands

he may get a little annoyed but he will surely push it aside

for your sake ofc

and if you start crying

he kinda won’t know what to do

his little outbursts don’t really get as far as crying so he treats it like you’re sad

kissing your temples and rubbing your back while your face is in his neck

you had gotten pissed off at aonung again for calling the sully’s freaks again. you had gotten so pissed off that your voice had started to shake, and lo’ak noticed. he put himself between you and a slightly frightened aonung, saying “alright, cut it out.” he backed off, you still standing with your fists trembling and your breathing trembly. lo’ak brought you to a spot in the woods where nobody could see you as you began to break down. he took you in his arms, tracing little circles on your back. “there you go, ma, just cry. you’re gonna be alright.”

it’s so short but i love it cus representation without shame

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[emeraldspiral]

Best Line Reads From the Main Cast:

Zim: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!

10/10. Absolute perfection. Richard's favorite line read and mine.

Dib: What's the matter? Scared of BEEEANS, SPACE BOYYYY????

Nothing in the series proper will ever top this unhinged moment from the pilot.

GIR: *screaming as he zooms around the base at the start of Walk of Doom*

This might be burned in my brain more due to the Bass Kittens remix of the opening theme, but it does perfectly encapsulate GIR's hyperactive puppy/toddler energy.

Gaz: I'm trying to draw a little piggy. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO DRAW A LITTLE PIGGY?!

Rare moment where Gaz isn't merely angry, she's losing her goddamned shit.

Membrane: NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

Moments that make you think Membrane is teetering on the edge between being the world's greatest philanthropist and becoming a maniacal supervillain. You can really see where Dib and Gaz get their dark sides from.

Red: We didn't build it so you could like it.

He's so done with his co-ruler's shit.

Purple: Yeah. Huh? Huh? *laughs* Can you imagine? Huh? HUH? HUH?

The genuine laugh mixed in with multiple takes that were all so good they just spliced them together makes this *chefs kiss*.

[r0ttente3th]

some funtime freddy headcanons for the fellow ftf lovers!

also ramblings / real facts under the cut

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- gets jealous of fridges bc they have more storage space than him and it is technically also an animatronic

- would have beef with shopping carts

- he has autistic meltdowns because he gets overwhelmed my beloved

- is locked in the storage room by baby bc she finds him annoying

- is able to comprehend death but also just wants to make friends

- hes reallt fucking stupid /lh

- his faceplates twitch when hes curiously staring or when hes thinking about murder

- bonbon is literally his therapy support! they both love one another very much /p

- hes got a stutter and a hyperfixation for bday parties

- likes ballora /p bc shes kind and can actually tolerate him

- i personally hc at him around 600 lb than 350

- if he wasnt murderous he would be a hit with the kids bc of his stupid humor

- he kills people both because he just wants to kill them but also bc he plays rough, and then doesn’t understand once they die why they wont play with him any more

-would try and be besties w glam fred

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hes the thing that brought me back INTO fnaf

i like to hc he is autistic considering his voice actor kellen goff himself is autistic! thag and ftf very obviously in at least CTW (special interest of murdering) and in SL (special interest in the birthday boyyyy~!) has the tism

they are the FIRST animatronics in the games to have voicelines which i love, it makes them feel more sentient which is why i personally interpret ftf as more sentient if anything

he can literally mimic other peoples voices and thats so fucking cool

the only thing keeping him at bay consistently is fucking bonbon and thats it! he doesnt have his own stage so you cant shock him and he has canonically maimed at least 2 engineers who tried to power him off!

HE CANONICALLY HAS ANGER ISSUES AND GETS OVER FRUSTRATED WHICH IS SO

AUGHHHFHFBFBFB/POS

THE THING ABOUT HIMNIS THAT LIKE

BABY IS SMART AND SO IS FT FOXY

SAME WITH BALLORA

THEYRE ALL MENTALLY SENTIENT AND AWARE AND ABLE TO MANIPULATE BUT FTF FREDDY ISNT

THE ONLY CONSTANT THING ON HIS MIND IS MURDER HES LIKE AN ANGRY GUARD DOG

he talks to himself and talks to bonbon, he says shit in a singsong voice, hes literally playful and gets excited at the thought of fucking murdering people it’s so cute

if he just decided that he got angry st bonbon one day, he could just rip the guy off his arm and crush him to death under his fucking foot

and then you would quite literally be unable to stop him from murdering you

he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.

HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM

hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT

he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING

i really like ftf

hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot

he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.

HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM

hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT

he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING

i really like ftf

hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot

[eyesofcuriosity]

8 to 12

/Eat shit man

What are some similarities between you and your muse/muses?

/We both love to read, eat sweets, can be patient, and are fans of cute fluffy creatures. Also big fans of folklore and history.

What are some differences between you and your muse/muses?

/She is way more polite than I am and I get angry easily and can be more foul-mouthed when needed. Another thing, she cooks way better than I can. And oh, I'm way louder than her :>

Would you be friends with your muse if they were real?

/Oh for sure, she would actually teach me lots of things and be patient about it.

Would you write with duplicate characters? How do you think your muse would react?

/I've already meet muses with similar personalities with my own...and it always gives me cavities coz it gets super sweet so yeh she is pretty okay with that.

Have you any old muses that you’d love to bring back?

/For sure! I wanna bring my half orc druid named Geluk, a gentle nature loving lad and a huge mama's boyyyy....

[yourbigendergremlet]

Here is a bunch of rambles ive vollected over a few months instead of posting them in seperate posts

Feeling dysphoric about my face not being masculine, putting my hair down because it makes me feel masculine, i hate hair in my face, all my headbands to hold my hair back have bows on it, rip off the bows, wear is like a sweatband

Manly ✨

Even if i was ever gonna come out to my family as bigender, they wouldn't just say it is terrible, they would just tell me that im making no sense because i am still female, a part of me is still that, but they just wouldn't get that a part of me is also male, they would just say it was a tomboy. If they continue to misgender me, they aren't exactly wrong because i am still female so calling me she/her is still not wrong so i cant get that angry about it

Feeling dysphoria? I just made a new album in my gallery and copied any images that made me feel like a guy into there and named it "i am a big strong beautiful manly man"

Felt like a guy today but went to church and was gonna sit in the mens side but then felt extremely uncomfortable so i went to the women's side but i also felt uncomfortable with myself there and aaaagh

Me making braclets with my pride flags but my family dont know that thy are pride flags because they dont know the bigender and genderfluid flags 😎

Complaining to my little brother about our mum not letting me buy men's clothes and freely shopping in the men's section with him because he has not yet been tainted by our parents and older sister's views and feeling amazing even though he still knows nothing about lgbt stuffs

Me thinking of a plan to ask my little brother what his views on the lgtvs are but descreetly so that if he doesnt like it he wont tell mother 0.0

Conversation switches to "lgbt people bad", me goes completely silent 0.0 me: "haha yeah thats weird..." when talked directly to desperately trying to switch topic while not outing myself

My sister wants to try new nail polish but already has some on so asks my little brother to do it on him, parents being like "nooo he's a boyyyy" and my sister being like "yeah guys wear nail polish now tho but he still isnt gonna be able to be a girl" and me being there like "yeah, he can put on nail polish" and internally screaming that guys can be girls if they are aaaa

Hahaha internalised transphobia :D for a while there

Me: am i actually genderfluid or am i actually bigender? Am i faking it? Am i pretending to relate to genderfluid and ftm trans people? Am i only just female and male or am i non binary also a bit??? Am i duel weilding my genders or am i fluctuating between them right now i have no clue??????? Is that why im feeling like thisssss???

Me going out somewhere, analysing how guys walk and act differently to girls and taking mental notes

Walking two steps like how people say guys walk and feeling absolutely on top of the world before going back to normal

Hoping im being subtle in trying to lower my voice so my family dont question it (and horribly failing at being subtle why is lowering your voice a bit so hard??)

Tumblr recomending me a suspicious amount of transgender posts before i had started properly questioning my gender or even thought about it

If i was a AMAB, being bigender would be so much easier becuase it's easier to just wear a skirt or dress and look distinctly feminine and then wear other stuff and look distinctly masculine but as a AFAB when you wear male clothes you still look female but who just bought something from the male section instead of looking like a guy

My mum speaking arabic and using the masculine versions of words for me as a joke but me internally pretending that she is using my correct pronouns 🥲

Me considering getting the school trousers so i can wear that sometimes instead of my skirt but also its my last year and no point spending money on uncomfortable trousers ill never wear again if its only for one year

So in church, women wear something called an isharba which is a headscarf meant to cover your hair to be modest.

Ive noticed that on days where im feeling like a girl, i can wear the isharba theoughout the mass but on days where im feeling like a guy i feel very uncomfortable wearing it and dont usually wear it in the mass. On some days i can wear it on and off throughout as well. It's intresting how my gender also effects something like wearing a head scarf, but i guess it can also be kinda like skirts in that sense? It was also a very subconcious feeling and even when i wasnt aware of what gender i was that day i would sometimes feel uncomfortable

Some days i feel more comfortable with the label bigender, and sometime im more comfortable with the label genderfluid and it's weird

Today im feeling more masculine, but also not fully so im more between he/they. But also there is a small twinge of feminine but only a small amount.

So i dont really feel like he/him, but i dont like they/them for myself, but then also im not he/she because there isnt a lot of she in me but im not he/him because i dont feel fully like a guy.

Im not none of them because i am all of them but to varying degrees to the extent where im not comfortable with any of the pronouns no matter how they are balanced. Idk? Are people just not meant to refer to me when i feel like this????

A very specific feeling i want to experience is wearing a dress while looking like a boy, i really want to have the feeling of being a cis boy wearing a dress so much

I didn't realise how important having facial and body hair was to me until my mum and sister kept saying that i should shave it. I really really love my body and facial hair and i really want even a small beard but my mum and sister made me shave my tiny moustache hairs and unibrow for christmas and tried to get me to shave my leg and arm hair and i feel super dysphoric without it being there anymore

That moment of delusion where i pretend to myself that the soft fabricy present my sister got for me was a binder and fantasise about it but its just a jumper in reality

My sister was talking about starfield and how stupid it was that you could put pronouns "why not just have it male and female lol" and i tried to laugh along but really just could not make it sound energetic and i felt kinda sick

Ive recently had the epithany that as a bigenderfluid person i am still allowed to be a femboy or a tomboy and that being feminine doesnt necessarily make me a girl that day and i am still a guy and-

[chloenotfound404]

I loved your ler headcannons for the ghouls do you have any lee ones for them? Not forcing ether just asking! <3

AHH! This took so long to write I’m so sorry!! I had it written then school and work crashed down on me and I forgot to finish it! I only have the ghouls in this one no ghoulettes (separate hcs) sorry!!

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Lee!Ghoul Headcannons

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Mountain~

My sweet gentle giant.

Surprisingly not all that ticklish.

Doesn’t mind asking for tickles but prefers to be a ler, especially to the new bugs (Phantom and Aurora) but also just all the ghouls and maybe papa if he’s up for it (or needs to unwind bc that man is STRESSED)

It’s not hard to get small giggles out of him but he doesn’t fully laugh at tickles.

Swiss tries to get him to react more by surprise attacking him or just going full ler but it never works.

Mountain is a giggler 100% but he has so many types of giggles. Low ones, louder ones, shy ones, quiet ones, airy ones.

He giggles from light tickles really anywhere but particularly on his stomach and sides.

The spots to draw out the loud giggles are his calves and his biceps. Earth ghouls have uncommon tickle spots fight me-

Rain~

My baby boyyyy.

He’s so shy it’s adorable.

Never asks for them unless it’s Dew because Raindrop you know?

Very ticklish but only in a few places.

His ribs, the base of his tail, his gils and palms are the only prominent tickle spots he has but his thighs and ears get small huffs from him.

I feel like rain has the squeakiest laugher known to man.

Can’t really control the way his tail wags or his squirming, he’s a squirmy boy.

Likes getting relaxing tickles from Dew after shows or when he’s stressed, it helps him unwind and chill out.

Almost always falls victim to secret attacks from Swiss all the time.

Dew~

Oh boy this ghoul-

Firstly he’s a short fucker which makes him prone to tickle attacks all the time.

And secondly he’s an angry fucker hence another reason he’s prone to tickle attacks.

He says that he isn’t a Lee but he definitely is.

He is way more of a Lee than he lets on to be.

Has unusual spots like his elbows, the part where his sides and tummy meets, ankles.

But he’s ticklish practically anywhere if you know where to get him and how.

Rain always comes up behind him and presses in on his sides or ribs to ‘scare’ him.

Dew has many types of laugher, ranging from squeaky giggles to gruff laugher.

It just depends on the spot.

Says he hates being tickled but he practically silently begs for it.

He’s the type to sprawl out and leave his spots vulnerable for Rain or Swiss to attack.

Swiss~

My playful boyyyy!

Loves asserting himself or creating tickle fights.

The literal definition of a switch like smack bang 50/50.

Defiantly the type to have the most contagious laugher possible.

He’s not someone with unusual spots as per se but he’s the one with all the common ones for sure.

Sides, armpits, tummy.

He absolutely loves picking tickle fights with phantom.

One of the first things he did to settle phantom in to the ministry was a tickle fight and cuddles (of course)

Gravitates to being the most playful ghoul and the most hyper.

Pulls off surprise attacks and ‘ambushes’ on and off stage.

Mainly to dew and phantom because it’s funny seeing dew get pissed and phantom is just a cutie.

Phantom~

Playful baby boyyyy!!

Being the newer on to the pack he’s always provoking the others into tickle fights.

Loves the attention for sure.

Ticklish practically everywhere and never admits it.

Definitely has his spots that has him squealing for sure.

Those spots being his back, backs of his thighs, hips, just under his ribs and arms.

Such a giggly bug.

Probably has the most contagious laugher out of everyone because he’s so cute.

Hear me out- he’s a snorter. Like giggle-snorts a lot.

I feel like he makes his way into tickle fights with the other ghouls a lot.

Provokes Swiss and Mountain the most in the ministry.

Provokes Swiss and Dew the most on stage

[bizlybebo]

<SPOILERS FOR APOTHEOSIS EPISODE 2>

THEY START IN A TAVERN LMAOOO

Rumi is on the stage oh it's greattt!!!!

Rumi- "You! Do you know how to play the viola?" POINTS A FUCKING PETER

DONT PEER PRESSURE THIS WET RAG OF A MAN INTO PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT ON STAGE

RUMI STOP BULLYING HIM XD

"I'm sorry I don't know why he did this" Stop apologising.

Nevermind maybe do apologise that was awful

Don't sing hot cross buns over his narration

Rumi STOP dragging this poor boy around!

Oh yeah I get what you mean, he is sobbing over a surface level compliment

"I'm sorry noone has ever asked me that" YOUR NAME????"

I have visions of you" that does not have the implications you think it does (retrospect, that was probably intentional)

I can't imagine the players are anything except entirely baffled by Peter

I love Peter he's such A dork

I love Rumi he's so cool

"I was more like a meat puppet in sort of a play of destruction" boyyyy

Rumi is bestieeee he's great

"We just joined hands" SIR

"I have litterally never done anything"

"This is the best day ever" You sopping wet tissue paper boy

I THINK RUMI IS GETTING LIKE FOLLOWERS TO GET POWER TO HELP PEOPLE THATS SO COOL!!!!!

PETER YOU ELDRICH DIVINE HORROR

ANGELIC LIZARD OMG <<<3333

"I run into a tree" Charlie stop physically abusing your characters they deserve better

"Goddamit you're a murderer"

"Stand behind me"

"No stand behind me"

"No stand behind me"

"No I'll protect you"

"I would like to sense anything holy"Just both of Them

Peter Sqloint, the most holy man

Oh shit PvP

TASHAS HIDEOUS LAUGHTER TO MAKE HIM LAUGH LMAO

"You can't just magically make me laugh" He litterally can though

Peter for being Peer Pressured

"Rumi this guy kinda sucks :<"

"I steal his viola and play hot cross buns"

I am suffering /pos

Hes so genuine

All of the other JRWI characters take note, THIS IS how you do a speech

Peter: 🧍

As the nothing moves across the nothing XD

LIZARD 💜💜💜💜

Peter be like: not me, actually my super cool all powerful OC

"You look super aggressive sometimes please don't kill me, I'll die, I'll just die

Summons sword epically and musically

SUNNYYYY AAAAAAAAJSHSHSHD 💜

Exandroth my beloathed

"Peter is GONE" well bring him back maybe?Archangel sounds are the worst

"Don't lecture me on morals"

"THERES A WOLF ON MY LEGGGG >M<"

"YES PETER YOUR BLOOD IS NOW SPIDERS""

Your [blah blah blah] will be your end/downfall/undoing"

Okay so it's not just me right? Rumi is incredibly Gay

Woughhhhh

Lizard Log

(These are gonna take a while because Tumblr eats the formatting from my notes app, also if there are random words that cut off a sentence and don't make sense, autocorrect is a bitch)

RAGHHHHH RUMII AND PETERRRR I LOVE TJEMMMM THEY WERE SO <3333 FROM THEE STARTTT

i can’t wait to watch peters development because you can already see how he’s getting stronger + more confident in himself even by episode 6 aughuguguh. going from crying when rumi asks him his name to bashfully accepting compliments who cheered (me)

rumi is SO gay. i aspire to be like him he’s so fucking gender. but also a suave motherfucker i hate them so much. i want to shake them like a maraca and hear them go shkshkshkshk

RRRGGHH JUST THE. THE EBERYTHING AND THE WAY THANATOS GOT IJTRODUCED TO THE PARTY I LOVE TJEM SOO MUCHH AUGGH

rumis so fucking graceful even in combat it makes me angry. who let this asshole be so perfect

if peter doesn’t get his lizard log by the end of apotheosis then it’s all for nothing istg