#Aggie Beauford

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Don’t be like Charlie, kids. Drink responsibly

(Aggie is the wonderful @hashtagcaneven ‘s mad scientist)

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Communing with an agonized amalgamation of plants who sing in a language you could never hope to comprehend? What could possibly go wrong!

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More goofy doodles

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The wonderful Aggie Beauford, plant engineer extraordinaire! Wow, i hope nothing bad ever happens to her!

(Aggie played by @hashtagcaneven )

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Honestly, Aggie, if it works, it works.

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@beelzebby666 stop saying odd shit

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So you came to this pretty podunk town that’s only got one plant and the mayor hires you to fix the electricity, right? She’s a hot older butch and she flirts with you but you don’t get involved with local politics because that’s how you get dead, so you just try to fix the town’s wiring. Then you meet someone who looks uncomfortably familiar, a mad scientist, and a cowgirl who calls you a candy bar. You steal from the mayor and then she steals your car. Turns out mothman is real and he has a gun. Even worse, he’s the same guy who rearranged your guts and NOT in the sexy way, and your new buddy’s baby brother. And your other buddy needs to leave because turns out the mayor is actually a gang leader and wants to kill this goofy ass cowgirl. And the mayor is going to kill mothman, which you’d normally buy her a drink for, but your other weird ass alien friend says that he needs help, and ain’t that a kick in the head? So you rescuenap mothman and the cowgirl shoots the mayor and maybe she’s the mayor now and now fucking mothman is in the back seat of your car and there’s a max scientist singing baby shark to him because she only talks to a plant who only makes salmon.

You are Charlie Crutchfield.

Your life is only going to get harder from here on out.

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She worked VERY HARD on that copper salmon!

(Sammy the dependent plant is from the wonderful mind of @madnessmadness , Aggie the mad scientist is @hashtagcaneven , and Tesla the long-suffering sibling is @beelzebby666 )

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Oh all of the math is correct, btw. I looked it up

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Oh I fully voiced it btw

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