#AND OML. I JUST NOTICED I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T FOLLOWED YOUR NEWEST WRITING BLOG YET??? I'M SO STUPID

[seelestia]

i will feed you all the ayato brainrots and you can’t stop me, this is your fate when you signed the contract to be my adopted cousin /hj

hehehe that does sound like ayalia alright!! and mwahaha i know you love your nobleman!au >:D

THE CRACK ROUTE OF YOU HEABUTTING AYATO LMAO I ADORE THAT SO MUCH and tbh i can't blame you i mean if zhongli does that with that voice of his i would break his nose with my hard skull and get a concussion myself-

his fangirls would be so jealous because it’s so apparent that he favors you. he sees you walking down the hallways and he’ll drop everything to suavely slide onto your path, ask you about your day and offers to help you carry your books to your destination. oh, you’re with a friend? he’ll introduce himself politely (as if there’s anyone in the school who doesn’t know of him) and starts assessing the situation - a potential foe? an ally that can be trusted? a neutral party he could use to his advantage? hmmmm.

when he discovers that one of the professors is your cousin, he probably tries to get brownie points from said teacher just so she can tell you how helpful and reliable he is lmao

ayato… he’s a slytherin in my book. he may not have grand ambitions but i feel like he wouldn’t exactly be opposed to use…. slightly underhanded means / something that defies rules, to secure what he wants? lol i’ve always thought of him as a cunning man… i agree that he’s definitely not a gryffindor tho! and heizou as gryffindor sounds fitting now that you said it!!

zhongli is…. uhmmm. ravenclaw vibes just bc i can see him pursuing knowledge above all things, and the other houses just doesn't seem to fit him. there might be a slight slytherin there, maybe on his younger days? xiao is a total hufflepuff methinks!! kazuha… i’m torn between gryffindor and hufflepuff. and al haitham = ravenclaw, but then again i have yet to finish the archon quest so i’m probably wrong-

I MEAN WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER /J the darn beatdrop and the erhu and guzheng(?) are just. top tier 💯✨❤️ and yes orchestral music is just so. hngggg. i wish i can go to a live orchestra properly one day!!!

it is… i’m down bad…. he’s so. sljfklsjdflksd. i’m always weak for deep/calm sounding voices ;;;; dps zhongli is… okay (his meteor hits 31k last i checked but i have yet to assemble all the artifacts, i heard from my brother a full dps zhongli's meteor can hit like 80k??) xiao still does more dmg with his ult in total since he can plunge several times. i can never tire of zhongli’s eb cutscene & voicelines tho hehehe

soft men on his wedding day is just <3 all the stress in planning it out was worth it, ayato thinks as he sees you in your wedding dress... for that moment he's convinced he's the happiest man in the whole world <3 <3 i still can't decide if i want to see zhongli in a full decked suit or traditional chinese wedding outfit.....

LOL we’ll see. i mean i’m not in the mood for angst 24/7, who knows, you might get a fluffy request~

YES AND SEEING THEM BREAK DOWN BC THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE (ME) SUFFERS? EXQUISITE. INCREDIBLE. DELECTABLE. 👌🏻💘 i swear i’m sane

the shenanigans of zhongli and his shield lmao oh i keep forgetting about the azhdaha photoshoot gotta go do that soon too!!

if i have to persevere sm ayato brainrots until death in order to stay as your cousin, then so be it. *clenches fists* no because see??? we'd break their noses or give them a concussion on accident 😭 sorry, loves, it's just a fight or flight instinct, nothing personal. <//3 (/j)

ayato just lives to see the reaction on your face; the twists and turns of your eyebrows as they frown, the way your lips would hesitate to ask him "why?", how you'd avert your gaze from him. if studying you were a subject, he would excel with such flying colors professor raiden would've raised an astonished eyebrow at him. FJKEKDJFK. i am no longer here. head empty, prefect!ayato only 🚶

rin jie, i warn you, do not let ayato see you around zhongli 🏃 because i can already feel the amused chuckles he'd hide behind his hand so politely while he makes an example from the lovesickness (simpness and we are proud /j) on your face. he'd tap his chin and say, "hmm... i wonder if one day, you'll look at me that way too?" but dw, i will never let him slander you. how dare he do that to my cousin??? know your place, pretty boy. 🤨 (/j)

true true~ the way ayato goes about things sometimes really gives off major slytherin energy. but thank goodness he uses those tactics of his to bring justice to light or just to mess light-heartedly with the people he loves 😭 i also love how in yae miko's voicelines, she actually called him an unpredictable rascal — okay, so ayato is one of the few students professor yae finds annoying, noted. (/j)

adding alhaitham to the trio??? i see, it's a quartet now 👀 yes, i 100% agree with you on zhongli as a ravenclaw !! i think geo vision and dendro vision holders are the same in the aspect of being extremely loyal and dedicated to their passion — but dendro allogenes lean more towards knowledge and some can be morally grey at times??? which is why i get slytherin vibes from alhaitham, personally! i like how the both of us are just here sorting these silly men into hogwarts houses like they're chibi figurines fjekskek

YEPP, xiao is definitely a hufflepuff. beneath that tough exterior of his, it feels like he just has an inexplicable inkling of innocence on the inside <//3 and for kazuha, i'm leaning towards hufflepuff for him??? he is a pacifist and more mellow than a gryffindor 🤔

uuuuu, good luck assembling artifacts for dps zhongli, rin jie !! i think i'm just gonna keep him as a shield support because i fought azhdaha with him on the team yesterday and i've never beaten that giant rock frog so fast before 😭 his current HP is 39k rn and idk if that's enough? how much HP would you and your brother recommend for a new zhongli haver??? asking for advice from fellow zhongli mains fjkekwkdk

ZHONGLI IN A TRADITIONAL CHINESE WEDDING OUTFIT. we already know the man looks good in suits, so to see him in a traditional chinese wedding outfit??? now, that is smth new 👀 allow me to be your wedding photographer 📸

praying that your fluffy mood switch stays on 24/7 during the period where my requests are open in the future. (/j) speaking of, what are your fav fanfic tropes??? for both fluff and angst 👀 i say this while i hold my fav angst tropes; unrequited love and right person, wrong time close to me. they may be basic, but when the love interest chooses smth over the protagonist like another person they love or a passion they can't give up on <//3 just the fact that the love you're willing to give your all for being inferior to smth else in the love interest's eyes pains me 🚶

RIGHT, THE PHOTOSHOOT. i actually tried taking a pic of azhdaha while fighting him with zhongli until the game told me i can't take pictures inside domains... no selfie with zhongli's friend then <//3 so, i had to make do with my recent victim, gimel aka geo hypostasis that i had to farm for after zhongli came home without warning — here, have some pictures taken before destruction! >:)

(ahh, true family bonding time <3 and the the way i had to keep my distance taking these because i'm scared it's gonna activate on me HRKLOFO)