#AHH!!!!!!!

[precambrianhottopic]

im starting t in january 😁

[facelessoldgargoyle]

This crick in my neck is insane I can’t lift one of my arms without pain

[terrorbirb]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh having cops as coworkers is freakish! I knew. Knew. This would happen but I just had one park next to me to watch me nap in my car. There are tons and tons of spots in our parking lot, there is no reason to do this. I also do this every day there where you can notice me because you fill up your gas right next to where I sleep. I have worked here for 2 months. If you have anything close to my schedule you know I do this and that I'm an employee.

If I were anyone but an employee I would do that out of eyesight. But I'm an employee. In the parking lot for engineering.

I also nap in my car because I have Narcolepsy, which HR knows.

[happyheidi]

𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗒 ♡

𝗏𝗂𝖺: 𝖾𝗇𝗀𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅_𝗓𝗈𝗈

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[saturnvs]

stjärnfall / falling stars

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

[sanctus-ingenium]

and a bed of heather to rest my head | print

[latehere]

back to business with some good ol alien

[lunrall]

crazy coincidence happened couple of days ago

[homkamiro]

Heavy language

[maxanite]

[smoqueen]

[mod2amaryllis]

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

[happyheidi]

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