#A.Z. 'oh noooooo i couldn't possiblyyyy (but pls convince me otherwise wink wink)' Fell

[ineffable-romantics]

Aziraphale is speaking the language of "Baby It's Cold Outside" whilst Crowley is speaking the language of a "No Means No" PSA

listen that good omens lockdown phone call is literally WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING everything they tell each other goes in one ear and straight out the other it's kind of incredible

aziraphale hints so many times that crowley could come over if he wanted and does crowley get the hint? no! and then afterwards crowley says outright that he could visit him, and does aziraphale accept? NO! I AM GOING TO THROTTLE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[piratewinzer]

#A.Z. 'oh noooooo i couldn't possiblyyyy (but pls convince me otherwise wink wink)' Fell#vs Anthony J. 'i take everything at point blank face value (to a fault)' Crowley#who will win?#NEITHER OF THEM#I'M AT MY BREAKING POINT#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#Aziraphale#ineffable husbands#lockdown minisode#baby it's cold outside#shakespearean levels of miscommunication

listen that good omens lockdown phone call is literally WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING everything they tell each other goes in one ear and straight out the other it's kind of incredible

aziraphale hints so many times that crowley could come over if he wanted and does crowley get the hint? no! and then afterwards crowley says outright that he could visit him, and does aziraphale accept? NO! I AM GOING TO THROTTLE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS