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whydidisavethistomyphone · 26 days

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Elon got twitter banned in Brazil, big win for bluesky.

#twitter #brazil #elon musk #banned #bluesky #one million dollars

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wormy-business · 5 months

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#for the record I would let the fae take 5 #there's 206 bones in the adult human body #a lot of them are small bones in the hands and feet #I feel like its worth the risk to allow 5 to go #and as long as nothing like my skull or pelvis or a really important bone gets taken #with five million dollars I can probably get some kind of surgery to replace a bone thats missing if its bothersome #polls #tumblr polls

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callmeurrbunny · 1 month

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i'm just a kid

i never use my brain

i only use my heart

and my imagination

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katt1281 · 10 months

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i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

#any1 wanna give me a hundred million dollars so I can drop out of school pretty please

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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 1 year

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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

#camera talks #disability stuff #this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3 #i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually #this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain #chronic migraine #migraines #chronically ill #disabled #disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this #I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week #now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days #on bad weeks it’s much worse #anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 26 days

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we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced

#divorced WITH CHILDREN #villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid #'what the hell we agreed no kidnappings on a school night' 'fuck that i'm a supervillain not an absentee parent'#meanwhile the kid's calmly dangling upside down over a vat of acid scribbling out their math homework while the parents showdown #*city-leveling superbattle over weekend custody ensues*#millions of dollars of property damage later the kid reminds them both that this weekend is soccer camp actually?

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mwagneto · 1 year

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it's all be gay do crime and eat the rich until the rich actually get eaten and then suddenly it's nooo don't be cruel human life is precious 🥺🥺 these are people who have never been in touch with human life and thus i am unable to view them as anything but a fascinating story and a major L in return. stupid games stupid prizes and so on

#maybe if they didnt want to die horrible deaths they shouldn't have paid a million dollars to get into the horrible death machine #how about that #titanic #oceangate #the titanic

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 7 months

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imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

#op #you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr?#the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place #that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability.#you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars #stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job

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bambi2008 · 2 months

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this performance is all i think about

#lana del rey #coquette #million dollar man #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlblogger #girlhood #girlrotting #im just a girl #female manipulator #girlblog aesthetic #dollette #this is what makes us girls #girl interrupted #ultraviolence #dark coquette #bambi doll

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kaiju-krew · 6 months

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monarch made him merch

#spending millions of taxpayer dollars on making goji merch of his wife to keep him happy enough until she returns is a good idea trust me #didnt miss her at all btw #nuh uh #godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #kaiju #my art

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aurora-doll-333 · 8 months

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red, white, blue is in the sky 💋 summer’s in the air and baby, heaven’s in your eyes

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clone-futon · 2 months

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Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

#dcmk #dcmk fanart #detective conan #detco m27 #the million dollar pentagram #kaito kid #hattori heiji #edogawa conan #i mean he just goes around helping people here and there then leaves then shows up again near the end #while the spotlight of the whole action scene is conan and heiji #kid: my job here is done the rest is all up to you guys peace :'D✌🏻#something like that #i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear #i've already said i meant it in the nicest way possible haven't i?#it's just my opinion tho and i definitely would like to see them punch at least one guy together #i mean it

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callmeurrbunny · 1 month

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heraxic · 8 months

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date night with wintersberg ft karl in a metallic/copper-colored suit

evie as they were leaving: ‘finally taking the TRASH OUT??’

i imagine (for karl esp.) the transition from being used to feeling and looking like shit to adjusting to a comfortable lifestyle would be pretty jarring sometimes

#re8 #re8 ethan winters #ethan winters #re8 karl heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #ethan x heisenberg #wintersberg #fanart #my art #sketch #playing dress up with fictional characters #person who guesses what the last panel is referenced from gets a million dollars

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catarium · 3 months

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A week ago I didn’t knew anything about Guilty Gear, and now I’m enamored with so many characters.

I fucking love A.b.a, she is so mentally unstable <3

#Her theme slaps #A.b.a #a.b.a guilty gear #aba guilty gear #testament guilty gear #testament #elphelt valentine #elphelt guilty gear #Million dollar smile #Comic #guilty gear #the style of the game really makes me want to practice my basics

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honeysucklelips · 3 months

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i need weed

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