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[nonkul]

finally caught up with one night stand and its soosososo good but im trying to wrap my head around the fact (?) that this show has 13 eps because we're only at the halfway point and 80% of the mystery has already been revealed.... i don't see how this show can progress in the next 6 eps but let's see what they do maybe someone else will die

[mexashepot]

I don't even have a TikTok but this is my favourite TikTok comment ever

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

❤️‍🔥 12 with John Marino please 🥵

oop someone requesting my sweet Harvard King Johnny as I am sitting here procastinating on writing his segment of the 'let me love you series' that's suppose to be out today. 🤣🤣 I have never ran to my asks so quick, of course I can write some Johnny smut for you. 💞 i know he has a twin, don't know if he is married or expecting but it's fanfiction leave it alone.

200 Followers Celebration

"Wrap your legs around my waist."

One thing about John was that he knew how to make your legs shake to the point where you felt like if it wasn't for him strong arms wrapped around you, you definitely would of fallen. Right now is no different as your vacationing with him family in the Hamptons for two weeks before everyone parts ways for the end of the summer and both of you move across the country to Utah.

Of course what was suppose to be one last relaxing day in the sun, with his parents and his twin brother and his expecting wife. Might have turned into Johnny's wandering hands all day because 'fuck baby you look sexy in that bikini."

"Johnny not here." batting his hands away from teasing you too much like he would of preferred.

"Come on they're all busy looking at Iz's new ultrasound and listening to the baby kick. No one will never notice." He mumbles in your ear. As he takes his hand under the towel that was resting on your thighs and teases your inner thighs almost reaching where you crave him most before someone calls your name.

"Y/N" Iz yells your name further closer to the house where everyone is relaxing unlike you and John who are on the sand. "Why don't you both go in, I suddenly don't feel too good I think I am gonna lay down."

Nodding your head trying to form words as John looks at his family, a small knowing smirk on his lips as he watches you from his corner eye trying to form an answer as he rubs delicate little circles on your clit. "oh okay feel b-better Iz" you yell back, quickly turning to Johnny who can't help the soft laugh escape his lips. "Not funny" you whisper as you rest your head on his shoulder, letting yourself yourself get lost in the way he's teasing your core going down to tease your entrance but never actually slipping his fingers in. "Johnny we ca-can't" you stutter.

"yes we can." determination in his voice. "you have been teasing me all goddamn day in that bickini and I can't exactly turn to my brother and go 'hey will you excuse my girlfriend and I, I have to go fuck her brains out because he looks so goddamn good. But don't get any ideas mom and dad she has an IUD." he jokes.

"ah you wouldn't." you tease.

"if I don't get ruid of my blue balls in the next 5 minutes I might." kissing your sensitive spot on your neck.

"fine but not here in the water FAR AWAY from your parents please." Without warning he removes his finers leaving you to whine as a response.

"race ya." he says and suddenly he's off running to the water your not far behind, both of you laughing at his childlike antics sometimes despite the fact he was just begging to fuck you in broad daylight.

He catches you and carries you in the water far away enough from anyone else that they can't see anything or hear you whimpers. Only he was allowed to hear you moans when he was fucking you. "wrap your legs around my waist baby." As he pulls you into a kiss you listen to his directions, your stomach doing flips in anticipation for what's about to happen.

His back to his family, he attacks your neck as he slips his fingers back into your core, curving his fingers ever so slightly to fill your walls. "fuck Johnny." you moan lightinly in his ear, closing your eyes and tucking your head in his neck. "I need more." you sleepisly admit.

"oh yeah, you want my dick?" he asks but it comes out more as a statement and all you can do is moan in response. Taking one of your hands trying to pull at his swimtrunks but he stops you. "gotta use your words babygirl."

"please I need your dick, I need you to fill me up and make me feel good right here right now." you plead

"see was that so hard." he lightly bites your neck but not hard enough to leave a mark that someone will question later. He moves your bottoms to the side and pulls out his dick, shoving himself in you hard. All you can do is throw your head back in pleasure as you finally feel full for the first time since he started teasing you this morning. "fuck your always so tight for me." he admits as he starts to roll his hips

"yeah. right there don't stop please don't stop." as you attempt to meet his thrusts.

"fuck you feel so good. You don't even care where we are, you just wanted my dick so that I could fuck you dumb is that right pretty girl?" he asks as he takes on of his hands not holding your hips and moves it so that chin holding you to look at him. Although your eyes aren't too focused on him and that turns him on even more. Making his thrusts even faster, all you can do is moan, but he cuts off your moans with a hungry kiss. "you know I love your noises baby but not here okay." As he steals another kiss from you, and that's all it takes for your core to flex around him as you cum. Johnny not far behind from the pulsing of your core.

[elvhensinner]

Which group do you fantasize about cucking the most? Is it the same as your most biased groups?

Could you list top 10 individual idols that melt your brain if they are involved with cucking?

I'm not sure if its pretty much the same as my biased groups/soloists. Really, my basis for it largely depends on the question "Will they cheat on their significant other?" if the answer is no then I am just drooling 😋

I made this list from the get go. I still stand by my statement about whoever I find hottest at a specific night trumps over whoever's below my top 3 girls of all time. Literally, if this was asked to me on a different day, I bet I'd have different answers

Top 11 idols that melt my brain if cucking/cheating is involved:

11. Jeon Somi

She looks like the perfect recipient of hate sex. There's also something about this girl that screams "Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my night with your girl. But not because I like her, I just really wanted to try her out".

10. Kim Chaewon

I seriously do love all my IZ*ONE girlies, but asides from her body and cute personality, Kim Chaewon is just not on my radar. (In all honesty, idk why). Soooo many people love her so much, its insane. But hey, at least whenever I see people fawn over this angel, it makes my brain instantly jump to how I'd take her from them. Hehe.

9. Jihyo

Big tits. Motherly love. Officially confirmed that she has a boyfriend. Beloved by many. Need I say more?

8. Ahn Yujin/Jang Wonyoung

Being a WIZ*ONE, in my eyes, these two are my forever maknaes. I just can't deny value whenever I'm hankering for a "younger sister"-esque style of cucking.

7. Kim Sejeong

I've always seen this girl as the big sister type. Despite her tig ol biddies, I rarely lewd her, but my innards twist in every which way whenever I see someone gooning the fuck out of her. Its always equal parts "N-no... she's my big sister... sTOP LEWDING HER!" and ".....C-Can you maybe tell me more?..." 🤣

6. Lee Chaeryeong

As my #1 girl's sister, this girl has starred in many of my "shhh your sister doesn't have to know"-themed nights. That, plus girly doesn't just look like the epitome of wholesome, she also looks like she's a great target for dubcon. I bet this naive baby girl would believe something as stupid as...

"My penis has a genie inside of it"

"Really?"

"Only if you rub it hard enough"

5. Momo

Body made for sex. Hands down, she takes the crown for my BHF 'making me have a random hardon and fapping like there's no tomorrow' title. I've also cucked so many people using this girl, so at this point I can't not associate her with cucking/cheating.

4. Irene

This one is a mighty curve ball, courtesy of my recent Taeyeon prompt + @planetaryupscaled's cucking smut. That signature man-hater glare of hers is just begging to be forced into a dubcon scenario. Seriously, imagine those eyes staring up at you, hating your guts, as her lips wrap around your shaft. Add the fact that she's totally of age to be in a committed, loving relationship 🤤

3. Kim Dahyun

There's a reason this girl starred in my debut story. She's so pure. So light. So wholesome. She is love. I just know she's the type to fight tooth and nail to have the most romantic, traditional relationship known to man. And that's the very reason my brain goes cuckoo about all the nasty ways she can be used as a means for cucking.

2. Kwon Eunbi

This woman is just BUILT to be in RPs/smuts. There are so many avenues to her. Subby. Dommy. Mommy. Baby. Wholesome. You name it, she fits into it. The fact that I've already thought of a prompt for her while I'm writing this already speaks levels to her writeability: Imagine her bf being the one who first encouraged her to go wild in waterbomb 2023. At the moment, BF pats himself in the back for being the one responsible for Kwon Eunbi's spike in popularity, but these days? He's forced to turn a blind eye at Eunbi's multiple meetings with different investors, promoters, brands, etc. all of which always leads to Eunbi going home late at night. "I got the gig!" the BF hears every night, with her outfit an inch away from being undone.

1. Lee Chaeyeon

Last but not least is my #1 girl. As someone who is head over heels for this woman, I can say with full confidence that my brain will —and ALWAYS WILL— melt at the thought of Lee Chaeyeon being used in a cucking scenario. Hell, the small matter of her (rarely) being posted on lewding sites is enough to make me rockhard. 🤤

[iz-nomerants]

Hey. Guess what peoples?

SUMMER BREAK IS ALMOST UP FOR ME AND I AM NEARLY FREE! (I mean, from school anyway. I still have a workshop, an internship, a full time summer job—)

WHICH MEANS MORE CINDERELLA BOY RANTS, MEMES, FANFICTION, FANFIC SNIPPETS, AND CURSED HEADCANONS COMING FROM YOURS TRULY ✨✨

🔥ME!!!🔥

Anyway yeah, pre-celebrating summer break wooo 🥳🥳🤣

I wanna do commissions. Like, hopefully I get good enough at writing 🥲.

My writing blog 💕✨:

@iz-nomewrites

[lurafita]

Small Town Diner Malec AU first meeting

Thinking that Jace could actually be Magnus' deputy Partner. Then when Malec starts flirting Jace can be like "Come on, man, that's my best friend!" to Magnus, and "Come on, man, that's my Partner!" to Alec 🤣

Of course, the word "partner" could create some misunderstandings.

(I'm personally not a fan of misunderstandings. It seems to be a clichéd plot devise used just to generate needless drama, where characters jump to premature conclusions all the time, even though things could be so easily resolved if they just talked to each other. However, for comedic purposes, I could see an initial, very short lived, misunderstanding of that sort.)

Jace and Magnus entering the diner and coming up to the counter.

Jace: "Hey Alec, this is my new partner, Magnus. Magnus, this is Alec, my best friend." Magnus: "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Ale… May I call Alexander?" Alec: "I.. uh- yeah, sure.. I- coffee! You guys want coffee! I need to go… to the back to get it! Be right back!" Alec runs into the back where Izzy was just about to step out into the diner after coming from Alec's apartment upstairs. Alec: "Izzy! Help! Jace has a new boyfriend and his boyfriend called me Alexander and I think I'm already half in love with him! I can't be a homewrecker, Iz! I can't lust after my best friend's boyfriend!" Izzy, skeptical eyebrow raised: "Jace? Mooning over Clary/Maia/Simon every chance he gets, Jace?" She steps up to the little round window in the door to look at the people at the counter. Turns back around to Alec, eyebrow still raised, this time less skeptical, and more exasperated: "And how exactly did Jace introduce his 'new boyfriend' to you?" Alec: "He said 'Hey Alec, this is my new partner, Magnus.' Magnus is such a pretty name, don't you think? Oh my god I'm the worst best friend in the world!" Izzy, slaps Alec over the head: "Alec! Stop this brainless drama and use your head. Jace told us the Sheriff was hiring a new deputy three days ago! They are both in uniform! That's obviously his work partner, not his romantic partner!" Alec: "… Not a word of this to anyone." Izzy: "I'll work it into my speech at your wedding."

To the Master post: https://www.tumblr.com/lurafita/744483785225224193/small-town-diner-malec-au?source=share

[mislamicpearl]

Thoughts about/favorite moments from LMK season 5 eps 3-5:

SPOILERS BELOW

Bahaha what? Monkey King's cloud isn't magic but a pet? Ahahaha!

Feels like it's been awhile since we had an episode of just MK and Wukong together and it was hilarious

MK making fun of Wukong acting like he knows everything was something I didn't know I was waiting for, he deserves a chewing out more often lol

Is that MK's mom then???

OH WE'RE GETTING ANGST ALREADY HUH, YEAH THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP SHOWED US HOW THIS SEASON WILL END WTFUDGE

"Do the snakes represent my childhood? No, they represent my many many dads!" I laughed for a good full minute at this 🤣

Wukong was basically teaching MK the same lesson Macaque tried to teach him with the video game last season about making his own path, except he actually said it straight instead of messing with him.😆

FINALLY Sandy gets some focus!

MK's reactions to having to learn meditation reminded me so much of my students haha

"I've got my trauma bottling process down pat!" Lmao these jokes are always funny, but I feel like they're kinda pushing it with how meta they're going with lines like this (and all the McGuffin jokes), it might get old.

YOOOOO SANDY ALMOST WENT BERSERK THERE! Seriously this is the first time I've ever actually felt like Sandy was a character and I love it!

RED SON!!! WITH MEI!! A WHOLE EPISODE OF DRAGONFRUIT BABY YESSSSS!!

Seriously though I missed the red boy so much! AND MEI HUG TACKLING HIM WAS SO CUTE!

Ooh nice, we haven't forgotten that Mei is also struggling with some inner power issues.

Straight up it's just canon now, Pigsy is MK's dad and they won't let us forget it!😭

Was that supposed to look like the IZ style?? If so that's an awesome reference!

"It's like destiny chose MK to toy with!" Unfortunately Pigsy, that's what happens when you're the main character (just ask Lloyd😔)

Both Red Son and Mei calling each other by their actual names when they save each other😫

Also them talking in unison during their team attack ugghh freaking dragonfruit!!

"Wouldn't be a 'fun hang' if you didn't destroy everything I own." Lmao

Mei has been texting him the whole time omg!

Mei and MK communicating with each other exclusively in puppy pictures is just perfect. 😆

[fishnapple]

As asked, I came up with a list of nicknames I personally headcanoned for your clay critters in reference to an earlier photo post of your cute creations.

Now, did I spend more time than neccessary--or not enough time--when coming up with this list? Who knows! 😆 But anyway, hope you enjoy and feel free to substitute your own creative/preferred names, of course! I'd honestly love to see other people's takes! 😁 

(NOTE: I claim no responsibility for any groans that may as result of wordplay, obscure references, and absurd humor.)

LEFT SIDE:

Jellina Josiephine the 🪼 

Ernestly Ernie the 🦅 

Goldaias Midas (aka. "Midas") the Goldish 🐠

Hiss-Iz-Ziss? the 🐍 

Hippity Hoppity Boo (aka. "Hip-Hop") the 🐇 

BzztBzztPOW!M*therfucka! (aka. " BeBe" ) the 🐝 

Arwoo-Roog (aka. "Ruru") the 🐕💕

Abirdgail "Bringer of Happiness" (aka. "Abby") 🐦

RIGHT SIDE:

Barnabas Wolfgang the 1st (aka. "Wolfgang" ) 🐈‍⬛ 

Plucky Puck (aka. "Puck" ) 🐭

Honestly, their names when put together: Barnabas Wolfang and Plucky Puck...sound like some malfunctioning comedy duo... 😆

DonRawrn (aka. "Don Juan") 🐯🌹 

Perceival Potato Bear (aka. "PePo" ) 🐻‍❄️

Stubbs Shizuma (aka. " Stubby"/"Shizu" ) the 🐎 

Random Fact: Shizuma written as 静馬, has the characters of 静 (shizu, "quiet" or "calm") and 馬 (ma, "horse.") Thus, can mean "quiet horse" or "calm horse"! 🤓

O'Deerie Mei (aka. Mei-Mei) 🦌

Spyro the Spiteful 🐉 

Elvis Impress Me (aka. "Elvis") 🦚 

McStabby the (Vampire) Slayer Stag

May your happy animal council enjoy their first official committee meeting! 🥳

🤣🤣 you just saved PePo from being called Piggy by me. I bet saying these names out loud in front of people in a face to face reading will earn me lots of "looks", or the other person might mistake them as me earnestly chanting some spells or channelling some dignified spirits 🧞‍♂️ (or being a Pokemon trainer), it sure adds a flair to the reading✨️, I wonder will there be anyone willing to be the victim of such reading 🦥

Imagine saying: McStabby the Vampire Slayer gently nudges (stabs) you to try out a new sport while Barnabas Wolfgang the 1st (my mind can't help but say "Banana Wolfgang") giving you a disapproving look in the corner for avoiding the problem. In the recesses of your mind, Elvis Impress Me is crying for your attention. 👍😎

Funny how you chose "Shizuma" for the horse because I intended for that fellow to be the galloping active force. You should consider opening a business for naming and giving nicknames 💯. Thank you for taking your time naming this crowd, they're making happy noises 🪩✨️

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

Any BeastHawk (Randall Tier/Matthew Brown) shippers out there? I nu iz an uber rare pairing in the Hannibal universe, but am looking for our people 👀🫡

And what do you think of the ship OP? Hihi

(I feel like my identity is revealed by the question itself, but worth a shot 🤣)

I haven't looked into the pairing fic-wise or anything but a mutual who I suspect is who sent this anon has mentioned the ship before, and I See The Vision

[weepingmilkshakedreamer]

Hey, I hope this doesn’t come off as weird and you’re free to not answer this anon ask and just delete it. But do you think Alan runs like a marathon runner combined with the naruto run to the pharmacy to get p@ds or t*mpons for Aureola when she asks? 😭

(Like how any good boyfriend/husband would, despite his dumbassry /pos sorry Alan)

0mg thiz iz the m0zt funniezt thing i ever g0t! but yeah i can kinda zee em d0ing that lma0 🤣🤣🤣

[waterparksdrama]

i think the whole idea of  intellectual property 2 is fucking stupid but i’m not gonna lie, i did like soulsucker so i was like “ok maybe it won’t be so bad” umm no fai2 was awful lmao and i actually like fuck about it (yeahyeahiknowyalldont) so like wtf was that 🤣 just the same lyrics and a bunch of noise?? awsten pls 😭😭

and i can already hear the twitter stans going on about how much of a “masterpiece” this is and “omg awsten the instrumentals are so good” GAG

....this is actually the only single i can tolerate listening to. dare i say like

-iz

[robjuan]

ION REALLY KNOW YALL SO YALL CANT BE JUDGEMENTAL . Lmao

Gonna start by sayin, I have trust issues bad and it has and will fuk up relationships, And it's sad I can't stop tha defense mechanism dat got installed. & every time I get hurt or betrayed it upgrades automatically. And I can't uninstall it bitches an niggas think I'm crazy but...HELL I MIGHT BE, I HEARD IT ENOUGH! IK IK NOT NORMAL. BUT DIS PROBLEM GON BE THA END OF ME...BUT IM SCARED IF I DI OPEN UP IM IN A. "WHAT IF" STAGE.

LIKE what if or if 8 could open up,And it happens again. _Betrayal_

-I couldn't .......🙇🏾‍♀️

Mentally I couldn't.

Mama said*Da streets ain't 4 Mii "AAND I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY, IT AIN'T. ON MY MAMA!

I Neva eush shit, Dat ain't me. But I feel I'm running out of time!

I lm rdy 2 find her n settle down fr my nigga. But I can't keep no1.And I got 1 I been tryna contain 4 SUM yes, she finally gives Mii a chance N poww!! A nigga blowin it 💣

But I need sum1 2 politic wit TBH.miat folks don't even b on my Time frame with ahit,as far as real shit go,they ont one what dat is fr....Im 2 whole hearted 💜 ❤️ (THEY ARE NOT)

Im so fukin PURE!

LOVE PURE/HATE PURE...

Without a flaw simple excellence my dawg. And I'm not boastin at all.

I'm JS..

I'm going to run off some1 I love 2 death.And I can't even stop my repetitive behaviors.Ion got no1 2 talk 2 cuz of course wit betrayal you don't associate or be round alot of ppl.

I hate ppl! (With a passion) Because they'll cross you no matter how good you are 2 em,Sad honestly.

Ion Kno...

Back against da wall 🎵what do you hold on to?🎵

_It hurt my 💜 to see you hurt,In desperate need of affection.....GAVE UP MY WINGZ , SUPPOSED 2 BE YO PROTECTOR...Fell in Love with someone else you,Broke my ❤️ & it ain't getting better._ THA ANGELS SAY I CANT BACK INTO HEAVEN 👿

I gave niggas da LEAN, WEED, ap'Z.

did dat shit off da muscle 💪🏻.FA NUFFIN.

ON TONYA..

/All these niggaZ,Be havin dem niggas, they Claim they love em./

⛈️I look up ion Kno who 2 trust.. It's all scary..😭🙅🏻‍♀️☔🌧️

An I am not a scary person, BUT... I AM

-I gave yu drugs, YOU AIN'T bring MII NUN OF da profit. "YOU AAY I'M CRAZY" 🤣

Iz these NIGGAZ RLY WIT MII?

IIN KNO.

Is these niggaZ out 2 get Mii?

ION kno. 😖

I be so lonely my dawg but iG I chose dat,not rlly. It chose me.. unfortunately 🕴🏻

"I'ma Gangsta, my heart cold as Chicago. I got so much 💕 2 give.

Make Mii sick knowing I can't be healed..🤮

I miss da old day's...

Never get dat time back lol there's dat. " T" WORD AGAIN! TIME ❗ shit runnin out tbh,8 feel like lm, at least 50.. Imagine whenever I do get dat qge...( Boyyy). Like my Uncle Joe say

Needa Go c him frfr He havin OG stain 2 Mii. Wise man I must say

I'm off track prolly da recreational stuff....Anyway my thug.

8tw cold AF out here 'literally '🥶

Thats just 1 of my rants.

🔐 🔒 In til next mf'n time.

#_it'll b soon {I'm sure}

[treel]

Seeing as though you just ended a story do you have plans for more iz stories long ones preferably 😁

I do! I have a list, actually:

Éxtasis - gotta finish this first. I anticipate only a couple more chapters, I'm currently working on the next one.

Éxtasis Prequel (?) - not sure if it'll be a prequel or a sequel, but it'll cover how Two and the Outlier met and became an item.

Invader Zim Subnautica Crossover - I've had this in my brain forever and really want to write it out.

Luminescence Sequel - people seem to like Selpa/Dib and who am I to deny them (plus I gotta put the Selpa and Meekrob lore somewhere).

Nullified! Sequel?? - I have an idea for this, but it would be a long one, heavy on plot and action. It would explore the Irken culture and hierarchy further and involve a few new characters (both canon and OC) that weren't in the last one.

And aside from all that...

RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE ANTELOPE! - because Dib is constantly talking about this stupid zombie antelope he defeated so I thought it'd be fun to do a one-shot where he and Zim have to team up to get rid of it again 🤣

I have a lot of ideas but not much time! I would love to do all of them, but I'm not sure I'll be able to. But we'll see!

[jyoongim]

i luv how evry1 iz figuring out they're moots wit u, INCLUDING MI. i didn't kno dat til i checked lol. HIIIIIII :3

🤣🤣🤣 I’m feeling like a famous person hehehe yall are so cute🩷🩷🩷🩷 HI😁😁😁

[elvhensinner]

What groups do you like? Who are your biases?

My mains are all of the IZ*ONE members + their new groupmates. Every other 4th gen groups are aaight too, but nowhere near IZ*ONE. As for 3rd gen I'm only familiar with the big 3 and gfriend. For 2nd gen I only know sistar and gg

My biases change from time to time but my top 2 are constants. Here's my current list:

Lee Chaeyeon

Lee Chaeryeong

Sejeong

Eunbi

Yena

Rest of IZ*ONE girlies

Everyone else

Funfact: One of the reasons I wanted to finally post my work is because there are too few Lee Chaeyeon smuts out there 🤣