#-- any of these stacks of shit she didn't need to buy from junk stores and yard sales and she knows it.
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crystalkleure · 4 years ago
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Guess who most likely just broke his fucking ankle! 🎉
#It's me! I'm that dumbass!#Last night my mom told me I had to repaint this table just out of the blue with no warning. I Had To Repaint This Table Right Now.#But here's the thing: Not only was it literally nighttime; even if it weren't I was *not allowed to do this outside*#Not because of the weather or anything like that but because she has turned this trailer into a nasty hoarder house and she didn't --#-- want to have to move any stuff to clear a path to the door to get this table outside. There's not enough maneuvering room to move --#-- any of these stacks of shit she didn't need to buy from junk stores and yard sales and she knows it.#So I have to paint a table; inside; in the middle of the night; in a room with...no ventilation! MY room. I had to do it in my fucking room.#Because it's a table to put a TV on. My mother has a spare TV she doesn't need! And instead of selling it or otherwise getting it out --#-- of her house; she says now it goes in MY room! I already have a fucking TV! I don't need this! I have NOWHERE to put this setup!#The table also came with a lamp on it that I...wasn't allowed to move! I had to paint this table; inside; Right Now; WITHOUT moving the lamp#Anyway long story short I got like halfway done and then the room was so full of paint fumes that my ass blacked out while navigating --#-- through piles of displaced crap and wires. I got distracted by trying to read a piece of old mail to decide whether it was something I --#-- could toss or not [it is] and my brain just forgot that I was walking on uneven surfaces and decided it was time for a nap.#I HEARD my fucking bones go Crunch though that shit woke me right back up. That was loud as fuck and hurt like a motherfucker [& still does]#Pretty sure that ankle is broken! Not sprained! I have no insurance and can't afford to pay medical bills!!#And my fucking room is still choked in paint fumes!#.It speaks#And anyone who knows me knows that I couldn't just tell my mom to fuck off or to even wait#I can't say anything but ''yes ma'am whatever you say 100%'' because I do not want to get shot. I also do not want her to hurt my pets.
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