#*FLIPS THE TABLE WHILE YOU ARE STILL ON IT PECKING YOUR WHEAT BREAKFAST*

[katyspersonal]

You when you start improving your mental health and your simping tastes start to get somewhat “normal”

Hey, YOU take this back or no extra wheat for you, CHICKEN!

What, you think suddenly finding Radagon attractive is "normal"? Simply because his head is not a blazing microcosm of fire, or simply because his body didn't morph into a horrifying monster or melt into a sludge full of human bones? Is that it?

I'll have you know, if you are still even ABLE to understand the speech that is not just CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK or CUCKADOOODLE, that someone's looks are NOT what makes it "normal". I was preferring Aldrich or Rom or Laurence or whatever when they were still human, I did already simp for "normal looking person" (the Shabriri to Melina switch)...

What makes it normal OR weird is the philosophy and the context they're carrying WITH them! He is 黄金律, ラダゴン ((the) Golden Order, Radagon). Literally the thing personified. My very start of getting ears deep into Elden Ring was marked with how much I hated GO and joked about how bad and oppressive it was, as I posted essays and essays on why Rykard or Ranni were "based" and my endless admiration for them (I still care about them but that besides the point), as I was blinded to all of their war crimes only and ONLY on the virtue of them being in opposition of Golden Order. Does it mean I liked Dung Eater too? Somewhat, at least, the whole "if everyone is oppressed the no one is oppressed" is a solid logic. Still, it was a fundament of my dive into Elden Ring, that still lingered on even after I had to let Rykard go since he was canonically taken far too much for the fire to keep burning and after I saw the true hopelessness of Ranni's ending because even if people are safe from Greater Will's influence, it doesn't mean they're safe from being people.

.......and whereas transition from adoring Gwyn to adoring Manus was fair, reasonable, logical, good character development, then I ask you, what the fuck is THIS. There is nothing normal about DEVOLUTION of my integrity and principles. There is nothing normal about favouring "Marika at home" over Marika who is devoid of her flexibility that allowed her to crash what she created and possibly kindness too. There is nothing normal about rolling that imaginary scene from me writing with a friend about how he points towards the Rennala's moonlight sword that he remade into an image of Elden Ring and saying "he will do the same to you" in my head over and over and feeling my knees grow sooooo weak.

Now get OUT of my inbox, you STUPID bird, before I decided to break my no-sweets no-fish no-chicken health-stabilising diet just for you.