#(tho there is a bit of a continuity error here - remus DID mention his brother to virgil when they first met)

[an-organized-confusion]

More silly Gymrat!AU stuff with the co-conspirator. A bit of Roceit, lotsa Dukexiety, and some dorky Creativitwins shit too...

Him: gymrat!Remus (and Roman) on their first day in the SO's living arrangements immediately started rubbing themselves up against everything when asked why: "so you never miss my scent" Janus is just doing his best not to immediately blurt out that he has a cleaning service that shampoos and conditions his furniture once every two weeks and Virgil’s like, "You know I'm going to just wash all that once you're gone right?" he in fact does not wash it, he does attempt to sniff them periodically when Remus isn't around

Me: i feel like Virgil would know and make reference to it, saying, "A/B/O shit isn't a thing in this world! Wtf, dude!" but is also weirdly endeared i just picture Remus going, "Record scratch? i didn't know you read omegaverse stuff?" Virgil: "Sh-shUT UP. IT WAS ONE TIME."

Him: Virgil: “YOUR BROTHER EXPLAINED IT TO ME.” Remus: “...How did you know i have a brother?" Remus, immediately calls Roman: "Yo, bitch-face. Do you read Omegaverse smut?" Roman: "IT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS RECOMMENDED BY A WOMAN COWORKER." Remus: "Cool, I don't actually care. But did you ever talk to someone about it?" Roman, panicking: "Yes, LOTS OF PEOPLE." Remus: "And you wonder why people think you're the weirdo of the two of us sometimes? Cool, anyways that's all i wanted to know." [Remus hangs up.] Remus: "Anyways, I know you're lying Virgie. I haven't introduced you to my brother, or even talked about him just yet. Because my brother is a biiiiitch. He scares away all my conquests, i mean dates."