#(pls ignore the fact i lived in sydney before i lived in melbourne and it was the one happy period of my life ty)

[zombieseamonster]

saw a poor sweet queenslander mutual in the notes of the australian capital being like "please dont remind them please dont start this again" and im so sorry but as a melbournian the fact that sydney had a Hissy fit and stole the capital city from us is my roman empire (so is how they acted when melbourne had really bad cases of covid and they were Joking about it-- which is neither here nor there at the moment but morally being from sydney should be a crime) and like oh we got camberra as the compromise a city built excatly between melbourne and sydney.. WXCEPT theres a mountain range between there and melbourne basically doubling the travel time -- Cambera is a fucking Joke its an Insult and THEN sydney siders have the GAUL to be like "oh the rivalrys one sided 🩷 we love melbourne" shut the HELL up get offf your high horse and come back down to the mud where u belong