#(please don't mind me. This is a shitpost.)

[danikoshi-doodles]

The Assussination of Julius Caesar (1805)

Repost of my art from this thread! Happy Ides, everyone!

[steelthroat]

Okay hear me out for this one...

40 years of franchise

Optimus Prime has had Elita(g1, tfa, and tfe), no? But also that weird tension with Shockwave(g1 idw), Dion (g1), and of course his obsession with Megatron(everything), right?

Okay, so you know... pretty bi to me :D

But then you have Megatron. So with Megatron, you see Kiloton, Ultra Magnus (idw and Netflix trilogy) Rodimus (idw) Starscream(choose your media) and of course his obsession with Optimus Prime, right?

No women, I see no tension with any female-presenting robot in the franchise, right? I remember him being close with elita in the Netflix trilogy before the war broke out, but I don't remember it being a love triangle kind of thing.

And he once said Nightbird was "hot enough to replaced you (Starscream)" when said mech said "she's not so hot" (g1 cartoon)

Other than that nothing.

We have both make and female characters lusting over him, tho. However, he hasn't reciprocated their avances (unicron trilogy)

SO... what I'm trying to say is that nothing in 40 years of franchise negates the possibility of Megatron being gay since Megatron has never hinted any interest towards women or female-presenting robots.

[torithehoshi]

I have two different readings of Concord which all depend on what I do with Whole (concept and character), to the point it feels like one one of them would be an AU and no, I'm not saying which one it is. But while I have my headcanons and "rules", I will also say that Concord without much else known is also a comedy to me.

(based off of this post)

Image ID underneath cut

[ ID: The image is a comic and cut into four panels.

In the first panel, Whole looks annoyed and is angrily saying "Okay fucking fine guys! Let's make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's ALL you want to do!" In the second panel, he's pointing to a piece of bread that's appeared saying "I'll start first. Bread." In the third panel, Mind is pointing to a jar of peanut butter suggesting "Peanut butter." Next to him, Heart is holding up a jar of jelly, suggesting "Grape jelly." And next to him, Soul is pointing to a piece of bread, and finishing the sandwich by saying "Bread." In the last panel, Whole stares at them annoyed, with his hands pressed together and pointing at the three of them saying "Guys..."

/End ID]

[chonnysinferno]

did this in mspaint. for the old times where i used to draw cj art............. /j i forgot how to draw mid im sorry @twig-gy for you ,,, leko soweli.......

[salt-y-sad-ist]

accidentally liked a post and now there's so.much.gay.porn.on my dash. It's he(aven)ll 😫😣 I'm literally s(o lucky)uffering 😭😣😣😣😣

[anonwithanaccount]

How to draw Shadow Milk Cookie's Souljam!!! :D [its 3am i'm loosing my mind help please pleas ple-]

STEP ONE!: draw mickey mouse

STEP TWO!: give him a party hat

STEP THREE!: nothing you're done post over bye

[existennialmemes]

Sharks are innocent Good Boys

They don't deserve the movie monster rap they get. It's not their fault that their primary sensory organ happens to be a cavernous hole full of teeth 🥺

[silencedrage]

the way i want to give yumi an adopted daughter with arden's face simply because of this picture

[laurelwen]

[thyandrawrites]

Dabi after the end finds one of his siblings coffee mugs, stares them dead in the eyes, then knocks it over before pulling out one he sto- I mean bought as gift. It’s become a rather annoying habit of his on their birthdays XD

counterpoint: post-canon Touya enters his dad's office, clears his throat. Enji doesn't look up from his laptop. Touya clears his throat again. Enji is too absorbed into his work to pay attention to him. The feline urge to cause problems on purpose rears its head within Touya, and he knocks over everything on his father's desk, then sits on his keyboard and types a string of nonsense with his butt. Enji is finally paying attention. Touya grins and walks away

[iryomito]

Bardon: Leave it to me! Freddy smirking: Haha you think you can handle me twink? Bardon: Yes, I know exactly what to do for you to surrender to us. Bardon grinned confidently, and Freddy's expression changed from confidence to confusion, and then to terror as the realization hit him hard... Freddy, widening his eyes: Don't tell me... Five minutes later Bardon, ruffling Freddy's hair: Who is a good boy!! Freddy rolling on the floor like a dog: Woof woofs me!! Bardon smiling like an idiot: Awwww how cute and fluffy!

The rest of the espers: wtf

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

i read a hannigram fic last night where op decided it was an okay thing to mention vatsyayana and my brain chemistry is fucked now.

[narastories]

If I were in the DF I would play this on repeat for Nicodemus Archleone to lovingly annoy the shit out of him. And then he would murder me.

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

(This is a shitpost. None of these images reflect my actual views on these characters or my views on racism. If you find this joke distasteful, I completely understand.)

[just-a-shark333]

I NEED someone to read my mind and put my thoughts into words that I can read and giggle at.

[gigisgoblog]

This art is lovely, but all I can think of now is that Aziraphale, if he puts his mind into it, is wholly capable of defending his beloved demon, simply by leveraging the power of celestial politics. 

“If you (demons) want to touch him, you’ll have to kill me first.”

And if they do. BAM. War.

hand the demon over