#(mod: soy)

[hmshermitcraft]

PolyHermits, but it's actually a lot more complicated than just "everybody is dating each other the end"

Joe got bored one afternoon and decided to make a handy-dandy flowchart of who was dating whom.

That was in season six.

The flowchart now takes up an entire wall in Joe's living room, features players from at least 4 different servers, and is updated twice a week.

From the start, the flowchart lines were color-coded to represent platonic, romantic, queerplatonic, and sexual relationships between players. Now, there's colors to represent things like "unrequited hatred" (teal), "who knows" (maroon), "clones???" (amber), "Impulse and Skizz" (chartreuse), and "their souls were tied together that one time" (periwinkle)

Joe is definitely not bored anymore.

He makes sure to exhaust all the existing lines before adding new ones. Truly, there was no other way to represent Impulse and Skizzle of the Man.

[57sfinest]

kim is such a funny little guy like he emphasizes how little the rcm salary is when you ask about it (5500 reál annually- 460/mo) but here he is with his nice electronic sports watch and his little instant camera and his fancy revolutionary cosplay for plainclothes and he's living in the GRIH which can't be cheap and he's got his fancy little mnemotechnique notebooks which are like the moleskine of elysium i guess and his fancy little ballpoints that he does NOT want to share with you which i bet is because they cost him like a week of salary. and this is the rcm he's not getting stipends for supplies or watches or housing or probably even the gas for the kineema. poor as fuck but he is going to buy himself his little treats god damn it. if he lived in our world you know he'd be out getting himself a $9 vanilla soy milk half caf dirty chai iced latte every morning on the way to the station and eating instant noodles every night to claw out room in the budget for it

[galerymod]

How do you think everything could go down the drain?

Just vote for Trump, he'll privatise America completely without those pesky human rights and nonsense like equality before the law.

Is that somehow good?

Yes, of course, if you're rich as shit and your company is then treated like a natural person.

Or you're in the inner circle of the future despot, sorry president!

that doesn't sound so good!

He has said that he will only play the dictator for one day!

This is historically a problem, nobody plays a dictator for one day.

mod

What has become of the ideals when a man of his ilk without any morals or understanding of the law can become the top candidate of a former Democratic Party? A country without value based on equality and equality before the law can become America, but then China will rise so fast that the rest of our democracy will be dizzy.

China is better at dictatorship and also has all the raw materials and means of production.

America will become the keleptodracy of a nazism obsessed orange hairy old man and his minions and hangers on.

mod

[disassociation-culture-is]

Tw s/h mention

Dissociation culture is using self harm as a grounding method because its the only one easy enough to remember and do while your dissociated

Anon, although I can resonate with this, that is called a harmful coping mechanism - you should experiment, and see if you can find other grounding methods!

[michellemouse]

Yes, in fact for a long time (even last year) I was working on this!😄

Here for example I have the concept of Wi Senpai

References that I used to create the character

his first design (I had to change it because a friend compared him to a Lorax character LMAO-)

I also have more concepts (I don't want to reveal too much in case I ruin it although technically I want to do that XD)

Maybe I'll upload more content related to this these days (I've been wanting it for a long time)

I made a mistake when doing this and accidentally touched send (I'm an idiot) ;-;

[coworkers-office]

> Oh hey. Do you like that one plushie you got?

[ WITHOUT WAITING FOR AN ANSWER, ANOTHER BOX APPEARED. THIS TIME WITH A PLUSHIE OF YOU and the INTERVIEWER! ]

[ THE NOTE INSIDE IS DIFFERENT! ]

[ “ Do you have any favorite foods? “ ]

[ NO SIGN-OFF ]

< Your coworker opens the box to see the two plushies with the note on top. This time, the note obscures the dolls' features, so he reads the paper first. >

"Favourite foods? I like caviar and other things like that, and I occasionally treat myself to a gold steak. I remember going to a buisness potluck once where one of the people brought something called 'muktuk.' Apparently it's a native Alaskan delicacy. Tasted horrible; way to rubbery and not enough flavour."

< He shudders, remembering the experience. Never again. He slips the note into a pocket before turning back to check out the other items. >

"Hey, another doll of the boss! Seriously, where are you guys getting these?"

< Coworker places the doll next to the other one of normal guy/interviewer and the protagonist doll. Turning back to the box once more, he reaches for the plush of himself. >

"Haha! It seems the people just can't get enough of me!!"

< Coworker holds the plush, excited and admiring it. >

OOC/Mod: BASED OFF THIS OFFICIAL ART OF COWORKER REACTING TO HIS PLUSH

art credits to @racheldrawsthis ^w^

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Soy Boy Pride Flag

[ID: 7 horizontal stripes, colored with larger pink, pale yellow, green, smaller blue, green, pale yellow, and larger pink. end ID.]

Soy Boy (soyboy): An effeminate or unmasculine man; a man supposed to be weak experiencing excessive estrogen levels; a pejorative term sometimes used in online communities to describe men perceived to be lacking masculine characteristics. The term bears many similarities and has been compared to the slang terms cuck (derived from cuckold), nu-male and low-T ("low testosterone") – terms sometimes used as an insult for male femininity or unmanliness.

A reclaimed term, may be seen as transmisogynistic, carnist (antivegan/speciesist), and it's often used by right-wing reactionaries trying to offend leftists.

Flag by polymercorgi at dA.

[blockcurio]

Claiming a 15 year old "cyberbullied" you isn't a good victimization card to pull.

[bloodglucose]

recibí una notificación del amazon que project x zone 2 vuelve estar disponible solo para q el precio sea como $140 usd,,, no mms wey

[sprucebark]

@leaf4e in theory i could do a round about here but i'd have to tear down the buildings there too :[ maybe like. swing left into a curve??

[helpless-leading-the-clueless]

Roman: Oh, has it been an eternity since I’ve graced your dashes...

Virgil: ... why are you like this.

Roman, shushing him: Fabulous? Dreamy? Visionary?

Virgil, rolling eyes: ... sure. What wisdom do you have for The Void, this time?

Roman: Nothing’s more romantic than showing off your glute strength through clenching a bouquet of roses in them.

Virgil: That-

Roman: Without the wrapping.

Virgil: I don’t think-

[Remus, leaps out with a bouquet of roses clenched in their asscheeks.]

Logan: What is happening right now.

Remus: I’m helping!

Virgil: And I think I wanna die... in Minecraft.

[Janus is losing their shit in the background.]

[marchleader]

Have you ever tried almond milk? Oat milk? Coconut milk? Cashew milk? Rice milk? Hemp milk?

I've tried almond and soy.

[galerymod]

It is becoming increasingly likely that the possibility of a slow decline of civilisation is a real and present danger. History shows us that civilisations come and go, but if the overall living conditions become so unpleasant, it is unlikely that a new civilisation will emerge.

mod

Never has a downfall been so colourful.

Thank you R.J. Soy

[theepicallycooltriplemblog]

Best Family Unit!

these are all the families that are up for nomination for best family unit and everything you need to know about them!

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The Triplets (Mango, Miso & Mitzi)

triplets born. a throne awaits. these three sillies are the namesake of this whole thing! mitzi is the oldest, mango the middle and miso is the youngest.

The Among Us Slide Siblings (Mango, Miso, Mitzi, Soy & Peaches)

consisting of the triplets this group brings their older sibling, soy, and their baby sister peaches into the category. together they were expelled from their home dimension and stranded on earth apart from each other but with determination they found each other one more and now live peacefully together with their friends.

The Sea Gatos (Lillibelle & Morgz)

lillibelle and morgz are cousins and come from a long line of aquatic cats called sea gatos. sea gatos spend most of their lives by open waters (namely the sea and ocean) and are extra fond of swimming in these waters. much like their ancestors lillibelle and morgz carry on the legacy proudly swimming the waters together.

Rainforest Family (Mango, Clawdia & Lloyd)

after being separated from their own families, mostly through circumstances that weren’t their fault, these three formed their own found family within the rainforest which they resided in. they made a promise that they’d love and care for each other and always protect each other from dangers too. even when not in the wild this rule still applies to the little travelling group.

The Cousins (Star & Pepper)

the cousins complete the among us slide kids that we know of with these two being sisters to each other and cousins to the among us slide siblings. the two set out on a quest to go and meet their family in the flesh and they travelled long hours to reunite with their other.

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that’s all of the family units, you can vote for the best family of the year here!!

[abeterger]

oooo babey were about to get super silly w/ it. Takin our Silly Pills tonight.