#(can't wait for LWZ's 'if you ever decided to break the law' comment to come back to bite him harder than Luo Yiguo ever has)

[neuxue]

Luo Wenzhou and/or some poor unsuspecting member of his team: Fei Du any theories?

Fei Du: Well hypothetically speaking.

Fei Du: If I were hypothetically doing crime as well as being gay.

Fei Du: *describes what it feels like to strangle someone*

Fei Du: *outlines three steps to perfect skin psychological torture*

Fei Du: *explains how to get a child who thinks they're a monster to show their bloody hands*

Fei Du: *correctly surmises with one try the existence and location of a blackmail file in a place no one else would think to check*

Fei Du: *suggests in detail how to hide a body, or how to make sure if it is found it's not traced back to you*

Fei Du: hypothetically.