#(and him)

[ruinme-please]

Vessel // by Joe Miller

[starrynightsxo]

Cardan Greenbriar, High King of Elfhame

[maze-mind]

Ivy Trio (In)Correct quotes.

Yes. Part 3. It's too late for me *dies*

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Store Worker: Would a “Newt” please come to the front desk?

Newt, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Minho and Thomas: I believe they belong to you?

Minho and Thomas, simultaneously: We got lost.

Newt: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me...

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Newt: I have a bad feeling about this...

Thomas: What do you mean?

Newt: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Thomas: No.

Minho: That actually explains so much.

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Newt: What’s up? I’m back.

Thomas: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Newt: Death is a social construct.

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Newt: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Minho: I'm a knife.

Thomas: He's the little spoon.

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*Scenario: Minho+Thomas in jail together*

Thomas: So, who should we call?

Minho: I'd call Newt, but I feel much safer in jail.

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Thomas: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're both invited.

Newt: 'If?'

Minho, sarcastically: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and you might not even *die*!

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*Scenario: Newt driving Minho+Thomas*

Newt: So, how was your guys' day?

Thomas: We almost got surprise adopted!

Newt: What?

Minho: We almost got kidnapped.

Newt: Oh, okay.

Newt:

Newt: WAIT, *WHAT*?

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Minho: What do you think Thomas will do for a distraction?

Newt: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*A building explodes, and several car alarms start beeping*

Minho:

Newt: ...Or, he could do that. Seems like Tommy.

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Newt: Hey Minho, can I have some dating advice?

Minho: Hold it. Just because I'm dating Thomas does not mean I know how I did it.

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Newt: ...Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Minho?

Minho: No.

Thomas: I do!

Newt: I know, Thomas.

Thomas: I'm sad!

Newt: I know, Thomas.

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Minho: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Newt: Go the shuck to sleep.

Minho: What gif I don't want to?

Newt: Shuck You

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Someone: How many kids do you have?

Newt: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus, about a wounded Ultra Magnus: Is he going to be okay?

Ratchet, nodding: Yes, just keep applying pressure.

Rodimus, leaning in closer to Ultra Magnus: If you die, then Megatron, Whirl, Brainstorm, and Swerve will have no supervision.

Ratchet: Not like that!

Rodimus: It’s true!

[souvenir116]

aged like fine wine 🍷

[a-syrns-call]

Messmer and his tiny Siren wife in her tiny-siren-wife fish bowl.

[rosiesonline]

idk i feel like there's something so special and romantic about an undead victorian man chopping off your crushes dick who scorned you just to be able to fuck you with it

[zardward]

Alastor and his Dolly!!

This is inspire by @ohproserpine’s fanfic ‘Deer Dolly’! It’s so so good and I highly suggest giving it a it a read.(Dolly has my heart).

Anyways! I got bored and drew this so…

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price always knew how to have a blast no matter what he does!

[yuugen-xvii]

neo's apartment

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I know he prefers the sun after 200 years of darkness but man does he look stunning in underdark lighting

[boy-kisser-in-theory]

i talk about wanting to be called pretty and loved and being treated like someone’s everything but for some reason people don’t think you can be a binary trans man, or man in general, and want this.

so, this is for the masc binary trans men who want to be called pretty and to be loved and to be treated like someone’s everything.

you can want that too.

[flyingrainbowcorn]

Shadowheart might be god’s favorite princess, but @bloodinwine’s Effy is mine.

Reference here. June’s wonderful words here.

Alt version on my Twitter if you don't mind all the other bs I post

[frnkiebby]

p i n k b e l t ~🎃

[restingcorpse]

you will listen to my ramble about Nine inch nails and their entire discography and you're gonna like it, oooo