#(actually idk if he was considering it but paul was 100% he would say yes and there was no reason not to lmao)

[magentagalaxies]

as much as this past toronto trip was incredible and i'm so grateful to have experienced it i'm also probably gonna need like at least a week to fully recover from it bc jfc. like last trip resulted in a dopamine-crash that made me spend most of my free time taking naps and even tho that trip was amazing it doesn't even come close to the incredible high points this KITH-weekend had. plus this time i had to come back to a major holiday the day after i got back to the US and i was unable to find time to take my antidepressant today bc i didn't have time to unpack

which like fine i'm gonna let myself rest before i make myself write an in-depth recap. but also pairing this exhaustion with the extreme ambition this weekend instilled in me (seriously, nothing makes you feel like your comedy can change the world more than getting high while watching the SNL movie with scott thompson and having him hype up every weird aspiration you vocalize lmao) means there's so much i wanna do right away but my brain just can't yet. so that's where i'm at!!

[httpiastri]

i really want paul back in f2 next season. i think thats why im so numb about him dropping down in the f2 championship tdy cz him getting 2nd or 3rd isnt rlly beneficial if he doesnt get the title. so i honestly think its best if he stays 4th below but still top ten so it gives him a bit of leeway to be able to do another f2 season w/o ppl being annoying and considering him "too good" or "having too much of an advantage from last season". i truly do think all he needs is a win to be able to release all that pressure cz i do think hes getting desperate and being stupid w his racing choices (not saying all these bad races was him being stupid but u have to admit some of them were stupid choices, like yesterday's sprint...). also i feel all the f1 academy backings do see him but are just waiting to see if he wins. so we rlly js need him to win and i think that'll calm his mind and get the f1 teams' attention.

if not another f2 season, i think another good option for him to race in fe but ya i still think he js needs to win this season at least once, get a backing, and if not f2 go into fe with a reserve or development position in a team.

regarding him and merc, i wanna be delulu since merc is one of my fave teams and hes my fave jr driver i obviously would like to see them work tgt again but the likes of that happening is not realistic but it is true that merc has an opening so maybe !! that would be nice to see at least for me lol but knowing paul i dont think he'd happily take them or prema back after what they did to him. i do v much miss him as a merc driver tho :(

bottomline (im getting repetitive here sorry) he seriously just needs to put his head down, stop making stupid decisions in the race when he panics, and win at least one time. i truly think thats all he needs and f1 teams will at least be looking at him once again.

such a sad day for paul nation :( group hug pookies 🫂🫂🫂 can everyone pray w all their might and shower him in holy water or smthin? also get pepe away from him😭

-🧸

yeah i feel you abt him dropping in the ranks!! since it would make more sense for a person in 5th etc to go back, i like it. butttt on the other hand, placing in the top 3 as a rookie must certainly get the teams' eyes on him, right?? so idk, im kinda torn :/ but yesssss 100% he just needs a win to finally relax i think. he's putting too much pressure on himself and you can really easily tell when he's making rookie mistakes just because he's too crazy about getting a win. its not healthy in the long run ☹️

i mean im super torn about what i want him to do next season… as long as he's racing, i will be happy!! but a win in baku and then going off to FE would probably make me pretty happy, actually. i would hate for him to just get a reserve or development position in FE tho, i need to see him actually on the track 💔

but god i feel you so much abt merc! idk why but im slowly turning into a merc girlie? esp now that kimi is confirmed with them? i looove their merch and i was so so tempted to get a lot of it in spa. but it felt like such a big betrayal to paul… because yes i would love him back there but they also betrayed him and just :((((

but yeah, we just need to see the mature, calm and grounded paul we know he's growing into. he just needs to take a deep breath and just do what he needs to do. (AND NOT HAVE THIS BAD LUCK OMG its insane)

but yes yes group hug please! very bad last few weekends but we can get through it together!! 💗💗

[boompowkablam]

Favorite Fic Rec- List # 3

WALKING DEAD LIST

Just a list of some of my favorite stories. I’m gonna act like I remember how to link stuff it will be great. Pairings are going to be Daryl/Glenn and Daryl/Jesus. Maybe a Daryl/Rick thrown in IDK .

     How These Days Grow Long  By Never_Says_Die

This work is COMPLETE!

Written in response to a prompt on The Walking Dead kink meme:

Rick & Co. are finding it increasingly difficult to deal with Daryl's outbursts, his racist remarks, and easily-ignitable temper.  They are in fact, considering just cutting their losses and telling him he has to leave when they come across another group of survivors...one of whom is very, very special to Daryl.

AU in which Glenn and Daryl have been in a relationship for a few years before the ZA, and were separated when Atlanta was overrun.  Each think the other is dead, and Glenn ended up with a different group of survivors while Daryl ended up in the quarry camp.  Story also assumes Merle would've turned his back on Daryl for getting involved with Glenn, so they parted ways long ago.

Action , Adventure, Love , Suspense,Sadness,Longing, Its just everything you want from a fic. Word count 100,538. Pairing Daryl/Glenn

     The Diary of Glenn By  ornategrip

Seasons 1 and 2, as seen through Glenn's diary.

This is so funny I love it! I wish I could make a podfic for it like whoa.

Word count 4,938. Pairing Daryl/Glenn

     Ghosts Among Us  By  TWDObsessive

Daryl sees the dead.  Not the walkers, the twice-dead once they become ghosts.  It started since the turn and he assumes it’s his body’s reaction to the walker infection they all carry.  One by one he experiences losses of loved ones and each of them come to visit him.   And they all seem to be guiding him to Rick.

This was really good but also really sad to me. Mind the tags so you don’t read something upsetting . Word count 6,422. Pairing Daryl/Rick

     Picking Up the Pieces  By  Riastarstruck

When Rick works night duty while recovering from the shooting, he becomes friends with Daryl, the young guy working community service as a janitor in lieu of prison time.

"If you found an animal in an alley and it was raining and you approached it, it would try to bite you. But if you could get it inside and feed it and take it somewhere warm, it would follow you forever. He's got that kind of vibe to him." -Norman Reedus on Daryl Dixon

This one is cute but also makes me feel sad even though it’s not sad.

Word count 21,161. Pairing Daryl/Rick

     While the World Falls Down  By  oleanderedits @oleanderedits​

They were supposed to have ten days to dispute the quickie wedding they'd had the night they'd been drunk. The world went to shit three days later. Part 1 of a series re-write focusing on Glenn, Daryl, Merle, and Maggie as what it means to be 'Family' is stretched, twisted, and redefined by circumstances no one should have to live through. Covers Seasons 1 and 2 and mostly follows the canon storyline.

This is hands down 100% my absolute favorite walking dead fic. It is so good I have read it so many times now. I seriously can not get enough of it.

Word count 48,284. Pairing Daryl/Glenn , Glenn/Maggie , Daryl/Maggie , Daryl/Glenn/Maggie.

     Friction Match  By  vegarin

It's the end of the world. You can be anyone you choose to be."  Daryl Dixon, at the end of the world.

I am not sure what it is about this story that makes me love it so much! I am working on a podfic for it right now so at some point I’ll have a link up for that.

Word Count 24,769. Gen no Paring.

     Fall Into Your Arms. By  doctorkaitlyn @banshee-cheekbones

“I am done with dating.  And I mean it this time.”

Glenn is sick of his friends setting him up.  He’s sick of going on bad dates and he’s sick of getting his hopes up and never hearing anything back.  In all the time he spends not going on dates, he can do things that he actually enjoys, like sleeping or marathoning a television show or trying to find a better job.

He is done with dating.  Seriously.

At least, that's what he says before he meets Daryl.

This is so cute and awkward I love Glenn’s bad luck.

Word Count 4,549. Pairing Daryl/Glenn

     Dear Mr. Hawkeye  By  Psmith73 

@psmith73

AU. Glenn is a struggling student neck-deep in debts. One day while trying to earn some money he gets himself in serious trouble. An anonymous benefactor offers him help in return for weekly emails describing events of his life. Jean Webster's "Daddy-long-legs"/TWD fusion. COMPLETE.

This is really good I dont know why I want to say human disaster Glenn but im  gonna. I think its cause it references marvel hawkeye but also Glenn kind of is.

Word Count 20,552. Pairing Daryl/Glenn.

something keeps pulling me back to you  By  wardeness

 Daryl Dixon sat on the steps of his porch, elbows resting on knees as he sharpened his knife. Katydids called around him in a chorus of chirping crickets, the sound only interrupted by the rhythmic scratch of metal on stone. The heavy air—a sure sign rain was coming, Daryl predicted—felt moist and honeyed against his bare arms. The evening was calm. Peaceful, even.

 Peaceful, that was, until Jesus appeared.

AU after 6x11. Slow burn.

Super cute .Super fluff.

Word Count 64,037 . Pairing Daryl/Jesus

Daryl's Addiction By  DestielHardcoreLove @bugandkitlove

Paul had no clue what was going on.  It seemed as if every time he turned a corner he would find Daryl on his knees with someone different from the community.  He didn't know what to make of it, what to even think but he did wonder how to get on it himself.

This was just really funny to me. Instead of talking I’m gonna make sure you catch me blowing the town.

Word Count 7,702. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

  Against the Dying of the Light  By   LottaCharlene

After escaping Terminus, Rick's family is at their strength's end. When the walls of yet another community loom over their heads, they must decide if they take the risk to seek refuge in this new community. They are met with a strange tradition that they are still willing to follow through for the sake of their family's well-being. Soon enough, they realize that they found a place that they could call home again. But the peace is treacherous and yet again they have to fight for their freedom and the lifes of the people they love.

Unexpectedly, Daryl is the one that has to fight for more than just his family.

So very good and sweet and sad and Gregory is a nut sac but you already knew that. Also I fucking love arranged marriage fics.

Word Count 108,454. Pairing Daryl/Jesus.

 Ripples on a Black Shore  By  Mugatu

For Daryl Dixon the world ended days before it did for almost everyone else, and it was heralded with a prerecorded phone message instead of a bang.

An AU fic where Daryl met Paul several years before the apocalypse.

Kind of sad but with a happy ending.

Word Count 200,540. Pairing Daryl/Jesus.

 Cross Your Fingers  By  starclipped

Daryl finds himself wrapping his fingers around Paul’s wrist before a bandage can be pulled from the tattered box. And Paul peers at him when their skin touches, fierce eye to fierce eye, with… with such veneration. Daryl wouldn’t know that feeling if he saw it, he thinks he’s seeing it now and he can’t believe it, but he can sure as hell feel it; rolling off his hippie ninja in waves, seeping into Daryl’s soul. A gasoline soaked rag, simply waiting to be set aflame. That's what he's become. He swallows the foreign emotions that suddenly make him feel too big for his body.

So very good and kind of sad worth the read for sure!

Word Count 204,186. Pairing Daryl/Paul

 Finders, Keepers  By  Joel7th

Jesus came to Alexandria to do trade and to see a certain grumpy hunter. However, he didn’t see said hunter; instead, just outside the walls of Alexandria he found a black cat – wait, was that really a cat?!

I found this so funny!

Word Count 10,148 . Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 All you need is twinkling stars and ancient cities  By TooRational  @toorational

Daryl Dixon of all people turns out to have the Ancient gene.

Go figure.

Or: The unlikely tale of a redneck from Earth and a Runner from the Pegasus Galaxy, and how they fell in love.

I fucking love Stargate Atlantis Crossovers and this was amazing !!!!

Word Count 16,454. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 Help Wanted  By  Scababagorn

Daryl Dixon hasn't believed that he deserved to be who he really is. He hasn't ever felt safe enough. Is the reason that so many of the people he loves are dead. And then, suddenly there is a man named Jesus. And he likes to call Daryl "Dixie"

Cute,cute, cute I love it!!

Word Count 22,618. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 if the world should break  By  transstevebucky @gaydaryl

It's not like Daryl hates the guy. It's exactly the opposite.

Very cute. Be mindful of the tags daryl gets outed without his permission.

Word Count 36,343. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 Misunderstandings in a Car Crash By  Neeka

Misunderstanding. [mis-uhn-der-stan-ding]

Noun 1. Failure to understand correctly; mistake as to meaning or intent

Warning: Does not mix well with love and may lead to heartbreak

Dude like super sad face for like half of this but it gets less sad .

Word Count 18,614 Pairing Daryl/Jesus.

 Breaking the Cycle  By  AidaRonan @bisexualstarbucky

Daryl's life seems to follow a cycle of pain and violence. So when he starts falling for his new roommate, he's more than wary about what it might mean.

But sometimes breaking a cycle means making a choice.

So very cute a little sad also be mindful of the tags.

Word Count 7,416 . Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 Fables of the Reconstruction By  Mugatu

It’s more than two years after the end of the world and six months after the war with the Saviors when Daryl Dixon returns to Alexandria.

This is just so good holy crap and glenn lives which makes it even better!!

Word Count 91,918.  Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 You're Like Me (a goddamn idiot)  By  yellowhairedrobot

Jesus tilted his head to the side. “If I tried to kiss you right now, would you kick my ass?”

“Yes,” Daryl answered, way too quickly.

This is funny and gives me extreme second hand embarrassment.

Word Count 6,395. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 the streets are full of strangers  By  smilebackwards @smilebackwards

When Deanna asks Daryl to leave Alexandria, he meets Paul on the road a little earlier.

I would like to say cute-meet . lol its very good and very cute.

Word Count 11,563 . Pairing Daryl/Jesus

There is also a podfic for this.

     [Podfic] the streets are full of strangers  By  Boompowkablam   @boompowkablam

Length 1hr 7 mins

  a heart that's on loan  By  smilebackwards @smilebackwards

Aaron and Daryl discover Hilltop on one of their scouting trips and find that the community has an interesting throwback custom for establishing alliances: marriage.

I LOVE ARRANGED MARRIAGE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE!

Word Count 11,686.  Pairing Daryl/Jesus

 Just Another Day  By  PezzieCoyote                   

What if Daryl was the one in charge? How would things be different? And what secret is he hiding?

Supernatural elements you know besides the zombies .

Word Count 9,950. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

  Escape  By   AbigailHT, TooRational  @toorational @abigailht

  By the time the song starts drilling into his head worse than the headache, he's come to the conclusion that he can't do much.  There's no way to get out unless someone unlocks the door, and even if he could, he has no idea where he'd go once he's out anyway. Nor has he any idea who has him. Or why. Or where. Or where home is. Or—Basically, he doesn't know anything, and even the things he does know are mostly instinct and completely unverifiable anyway.He's contemplating sitting back down again — he'll have to do it at some point, if only to preserve his strength, but the cold, and the dirt, and he's naked, his skin crawls at the mere thought — when the song shuts off abruptly.

Or: The Saviors' latest prisoner isn't quite what he seems.

Its just like everything you ever wanted out of Jesus in the show. So good a tiny bit sad.

Word Count 6,894. Pairing Daryl/Jesus

There is a podfic for this.

  Escape  By  Boompowkablam @boompowkablam

Length  45 minutes.

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S2 E15

quarantine diaries: june 14 2020

season 2 episode 15: “Blood Must Have Blood: Part 1″

bellamy the liberator!! bellaymy is more of a khaleesi than any other character in this show. i officially propose to make bellamy the khaleesi for both the spacers and grounders.

the grounder word for “to be quite” sounds a lot like SHUT UP but with a lisp

“wait...thank you” .....bellamy and grounder girl? ship???

i really hate cages rhetoric. its nothing but propaganda then again its cage im talking about so i cant expect much

what a paper throw looked weak af. i wonder if that took multiple takes

you kidding with those cups stains thats one hell of a big jump for the guard to make. like those people could have sat on the other side of table just minutes ago. im shaking my head so hard right now. like this is just because they didnt use coasters?? ugh.

this escalated so fast. but considering how fast things escalate with police in the us i guess i shouldnt be surprised

and ofc they shot them anyway. police brutality is not okay. you cannot just shoot and kill people. side note what happened to that justice system that maya brought up when we first met her??

why is monroe still alive??? like ok its nice to see a familiar face but i dont care for her 

wow raven really upped her packaging game for that hydrazine. yes raven i support you and your small business.

clarke got gloves now. i wonder if she asked for them or lexa/someone just gave them to her

i love clarkes/lexas diorama ngl its way better than bellamys.

clarke really had to think about whether or not she was going to chant with them. that was a real cheeky moment. i know they’re trying to make clarke super cool and thats down with the grounders but i gotta say that its gonna a lot more to convince me that clarke is a badass

side note: i like anya a lot more than lexa. like i dont feel threatened by lexa at all. imo anya was the true queen

that heat shot tho. i know that bellamy is a good shot but can we talk about how unrealistic that shot was tho. it doesnt make any physical sense how bellamy shot paul from the vent especially at that angle. but alas i guess along with bending fire to protect his beautiful head of hair  bellamy also defines nature and physics

you know i fully believe that bellamy has a 6 sense cuz he can literally sense when someone in danger and is in the right place at the right time

miller was ready to kill that guard full princess leia style

who was that reaper?? like was it indras past lover or something??? 

why is monroe the one to work the drill? i feel like there could have been someone more qualified

the exchange between lincoln and millers father was so flirty.... ship?? ngl i ship it more than lincoln and octavia

ravens jokes arent that bad wick. also did i miss something or did the show really didnt address how wick and raven got in this place? 

oof this conversation got awkward real fast

i love wick’s surprised face at 18:16. hes like wow i really killed a guy and raven just said “welcome to the ground” 

look at that modern painting behind dante. daredevil anyone?? 

preach dante. preach. your boy cage is a terrible leader

yeah i agree with wick. raven you should have just brought more bombs that was bad on your part

only white boi wick would be smiling and nodding while there are people pointing guns at him. 

look at those shields. i like to think that they actually took the time to practice these formations...but evidently they needed a better formation

lincoln being katniss everdeen. ok lincoln i see you

bellamy is just one with these vents now. theyre really his main mode of transportation

“then we kill him”...by ‘we’ you mean that bellamy is going to kill cage. jasper you really adding to bellamys already heavy load.

MONTY!!! :)

of the tree people?? no dont give octavia that. 

this was soooooo anticlamatic. this is because clarke did not kiss you back huh. lexa you dumbbitch you can just double cross the mountain people and help clarkes people. do you even have a heart lexa? imo this is lexa just being a salty bitch to clarke. like you guys can argue with me all you want about this is lexa being a ‘badass’ leader and doing what was best for her but it wont change my opinion at all

look at octavia staying loyal to bellamy. cute but ooo jackson is leaving too i mean i guess i wouldnt trust octavia either

i also find it comical that all within the same episode indra accepts her as one of the tree people and only then to strip her of that minutes later

why are some of the cages hung up like that tho?? like i think they showed the hanging cages in previous episode but in this episode its hanging cages with open doors implying that whoever was in that cage had to jump down for idk how many stories to be free. but also how did they open those cages all the way up there because from when they took bellamy we know that they need a physical key to unlock the door. i guess this was all for making the show look cool and edgy but its just making me scratch my brain

aww i ship raven and wick so hard. my favorite ship yet

fuck you dante. i knew you would turn. 

this was the worst episode yet. i swear its only monty and bellamy that is keeping me watching. and the show is kinda lacking in that area.

[sunsetsover]

i'm a pretty new viewer and i really love ben, But one thing that irks me is when he was talking to bobby and he says he doesn't think about heather like, at all. just considering how affected he is by paul's murder, i find it kinda strange he doesn't dwell on how her murder could've affected people idk - do you think he just can't handle thinking about it or hes seriously just able to say 'that was a mistake oops' and forget about it?

i personally took him saying that less as a 'i killed her and i don't care' thing and more as a 'it happened but i’m not dwelling on it’ thing. i mean it was a terrible, terrible thing and like with all terrible things, it’s human nature to do everything we can to not think about them. so while i completely understand why him saying that might irk you and other people, i personally kind of get it. it's like that 'i have to laugh otherwise i'll cry' mentality. but if you’re talking about it on a scale, i do think it kind of leans towards the 'he just can't handle thinking about it' side - like if he dwells on the fact that he killed someone all the time, how could he possibly move on with his life?

and just because he doesn't think about it now doesn't mean he hasn't thought about it in the past. him killing heather must have happened right around the time i stopped watching eastenders bc i have very little memory of it happening, but jay saying 'don't you remember how we felt after hev?' to ben in the hospital when he was gonna bump off phil says to me that it was obvious to the people around him that did affect ben, so i feel like it’s safe to say it’s not like he killed her and just went about his business as usual. and let's not forget he did go to prison for what he did. i'm sure he had plenty of time to think about his actions there (whether he actually did or not is another story and i doubt we’ll ever get an answer). and all of this happened nearly 10 years ago at this point, y'know? (he was only, what, 15 at the time? old enough to know better, yes, but still just a kid in a lot of ways) so i'm sure his feelings on the matter have faded somewhat over time. that's just what happens. and tbh it wouldn't surprise me if he has almost distanced himself from what happened in his mind, like it was another person or another lifetime.

i also think he said it more for bobby's benefit rather than because it's completely 100% true. i mean like what was he gonna say? 'yes i think about her all the time'? he was trying to help bobby move forward, not make him feel worse. like i personally don't believe that ben never, ever thinks about heather and what happened. do i think he thinks about it often? no. do i think it affects his day to day life? no. but i don't believe he never thinks about what he did either. i think it's a matter of him choosing not to think about it so he can go about his day to day life, like i said - and i think this is just something he does - with all the terrible things he's done, and all the terrible things that have happened to him, too. i think he’s good at compartmentalising. 

and i have to say i do think comparing what ben did to what happened to paul is a little bit unfair. if you’re a recent viewer you might not have seen the scene itself or know exactly what happened (or how young he was), but the contexts are very different. ben hit heather with a photo frame, yes, and he did lie about it after the fact too, and i am in no way condoning that. but he hit her one time, and she fell and hit her head. he didn't batter her. and he was still fairly young, and he was already traumatized and fucked up, even back then. but he didn't intend to kill her. he didn't mean to kill her. it was a tragic accident in many ways. whereas paul was beaten to death by a group of grown men because he was gay. and maybe they didn't necessarily intend to kill him either, but they certainly didn't give a fuck what happened to him after they’d made their point or had their fun or whatever fucked up reason they did what they did. but those boys wanted to hurt paul. they wanted him - and ben - to suffer. i know which one is worse in my mind.

ben's fucked up. in many, many ways. he's done plenty of fucked up things. but u know. this is a soap. he’s a character in a soap. my moral compass kind of goes out the window when it comes to soaps. he has done and said many things that would disgust me if he was a real person. but he's not, he's a fictional character in a soap opera. so u kind of just have to go 'man that was fucked up' and move on u know? u can't afford to get caught up on pesky things like 'morals' when stanning a soap character otherwise you'll never be able to enjoy it 100% !!

and idk if you’re from the uk or watch other soaps but like?? ppl be killin ppl ALL the fuckin time - and not even necessarily villainous or bad characters, just like the normal ones. it happens. the fact that what ben did is still brought up to this day is kind of rare tbh bc a lot of times soap murders will just kind of get swept under the rug. maybe every so often you’ll get a mention of it or the audience will be like ‘remember when so and so killed that guy?’ and that’s it.

but yh basically in terms of character i think i has affected him, but it affects him less now. and i don't think it's that never thinks abt it bc he's forgotten abt it, but bc he has to be able to live his life now and he can't do that if he dwells on what he’s done, you know? :-)

[janiedean]

(1) Can I just say I hate all this Freddie Mercury biopic wank with a passion? Like, this hellsite went from "Queen is one of those boring 'classic' bands all whites are obsessed with bc they won't even consider new music by diverse artists u.u" to "WWRY is clearly a song about rebellious queer youth, cishets don't touch Queen u.u" after someone pointed out Freddie's ethnicity and sexuality, to "why aren't they making Freddie gay in the biopic!!!11" and... whatever they're whining about now.

(2) And I HATE looking at all this bs and thinking "fake fans", bc I'm pretty damn sure that by most standards, *I* count as a "fake fan", too. I mean, most stuff I know about the band's history is actually stuff about Freddie, thanks to a few documentaries centered around him and my mom, the long-time fan with a big crush on Freddie who introduced me to Queen when I was a kid. Hell, I couldn't even name all their albums or anything needed to be considered a "true fan". But ppl on here... ugh. (3) It's like they're really embarrassed bc they were called out on mistaking "woke" stuff for "unwoke" stuff, and now they have this desperate need to prove their ability to discern wokeness by getting offended about something they don't even care all that much about, as loudly and dramatically as they can.

HAHAHAHAHA.

okay so, tldr: I hate this discourse and I honestly hope that it dies within two weeks out of the biopic for a whole lot of reasons amongst which the ones you said, but like, this discourse actually highlights a shitload of issues with the usual tumblr discourse which I will gladly go into now because I’m fucking tired and this movie isn’t out yet.

now, premise: while I don’t think that true fans are a thing - at most there’s casual fans or in-depth fans but I mean, a fan is a fan so I don’t believe in the *fake* fans thing..... the problem here isn’t that they’re fakes. it’s that they aren’t fans. period.

other premise: from what you’ve said you’re a casual fan which is normal and you DON’T count as fake I mean if you like them and listen to them and know something it’s basically being a casual fan same as I am with idk the rolling stones, I like the famous stuff, I have the fundamental records and I like them when they’re on but that’s it.

but, yours truly is a Not Casual Queen Fan in the sense that a) I got into them when I was seventeen and I’m thirty now so thanks it’s been a while, b) I own all the records, c) I own a decent portion of roger taylor’s/brian may’s solo records (and I have listened to all of them that I couldn’t buy), d) I went to see them live once (k it was with paul rodgers but nvm guys not my fault if I wasn’t born in time for freddie) and I love queen’s music and I’m also fucking cishet and you know what? these people Are Not Fans and they should stop pretending they are and just stop making themselves look like assholes.

SPECIFICALLY:

the movie’s not out yet and I’ve had to see FIFTEEN ‘FRIENDLY REMINDER TO ALL CISHETS THAT FREDDIE MERCURY WAS GAY (at least a couple said he was bi and they were less asshole-ish) AND POC AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’D BETTER LEARN NOW HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT HE WASN’T. spoilers: every fucking casual queen fan who has bothered to buy three records knows that. yes, also the cishets. like, as someone who went from VERY CASUAL (ie: I know three songs) to NOT CASUAL in the span of two months I can 100% assure you that before getting into queen the usual preconceptions are that freddie was gay and that queen = freddie + three other people. the first three things you learn when getting into queen are (more or less in order but it can change) that a) the band was actually brian may + roger taylor first, b) that roger brought freddie in because they knew each other already, c) that mary austin was a fundamental person in freddie’s life and that she was also brian may’s ex and knew him first before they got together, d) the members’s backstories including where freddie was born, so like...... this idea that CASUAL CISHET FANS wouldn’t know that freddie was a) not heterosexual, b) poc is just something a NON-FAN would say because guess what, most queen fans even at a casual level are 100% aware that freddie was a) not heterosexual, b) not ethnical british. and saying that OMG CISHETS DON’T KNOW it’s ridiculous because guess what, everyone knows and if they have no idea they do, though luck, we did;

(spoilers: I also am 99% sure that those ppl have no idea that roger and brian actually sing on the records and composed a shitload of the music and queen =/= ONLY FREDDIE but okay)

they have no idea that rock music in the 70s/80s was not so heteronormative and was not the cishetmalething they think it is. like, please look at led zeppelin (ie THE PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM YOU WOULDN’T HAVE HEAVY METAL) and tell me they were heteronormative. like, you saw robert plant? yeah, me too. and the thing was that queen were revolutionary in the sense that they brought an operatic/theatrical approach to the music that no one tried before but guess what, the point is that they made it sell. the thing that I would like tumblr Woke People to grasp is that what made queen groundbreaking as far as Wokeness goes is that they managed to sell and become the monster-moneymaking group they were (while keeping things quality) with a frontman who was Not Heterosexual, Did Not Try To Pass For Heterosexual One Day In His Life and Never Shied Away From It. like, idk if people are aware that while the scene was way less heteronormative than they think it still wasn’t the most openly talked about topic around (I mean guys elton john did marry a woman at some point X°DDD), but going around in the seventies flaunting your non-heterosexualness around and selling millions of copies making your stage persona a selling point of your music wasn’t exactly common. like ffs one of the most famous queen songs has a video where for 3/4 of the time they’re in drag and the other part has freddie performing with the royal ballet (and guess what the song was actually written by john deacon and the idea of doing the video in drag was roger taylor’s and none of them as far as we know is Not Heterosexual, but never mind giving the rest of the band some credit when it came to Not Caring About Heteronormativity) and fine, that video was banned/controversial, but it still was a huge british hit and it’s in the top five queen songs Everyone Knows. and tbh I’m terrified of that video being shown in the biopic (which it should since the works was from ‘84 and they stop at ‘85) because I’m 100% sure that those people have no idea it exists and when they find out how long is it gonna take them to decide that IT’S PROBLEMATIC? I mean, Woke Kids on here think the rhps is problematic, I’m shuddering at the thought of what they’d think of the i want to break free video;

actually a lot of us cishet queen fans might have had a wake up call including, er, finding out certain preferences, thanks to either their music or their shows or their videos (*cough* I 100% assure you that watching roger taylor in drag was what made me realize crossdressing was my thing for good like I knew before but I didn’t actually put two and two together until I saw that video and went like ‘............. AH WELL SHIT THEN THAT’S IT FAIR ENOUGH’), and a lot of us cishet queen fans who weren’t, like, strictly playing to heteronormative rules back in the day found a lot to relate to in their music even without being queer ourselves and guess what I’ve never met a single queen *fan* who could give less of a damn about freddie’s ethnicity or orientation (as in: everyone was a-okay with it) regardless of their background. that was what made them groundbreaking and extremely important as well, because they managed to be that kind of record-selling records-breaking band while not shying away from having a Not Heterosexual frontman AND Not Heteronormative Heterosexual Band Members Who Also Didn’t Give Two Fucks About Their Lead Singer’s Sexuality so going like OMG NOW WE’RE GONNA TEACH YOU THAT FREDDIE WASN’T HETEROSEXUAL BECAUSE WE’RE WOKE is ridiculous because dearest susan, we already knew and we already were woke about that and to us he was the frontman of a band we liked for a bunch of reasons;

also I don’t think people realize that freddie was a role model/example for the entire next generation of rock bands frontmen even in genres that had zilch to do with him - I mean guys AXL ROSE had a hero-worship for freddie and sang bohemian rhapsody at the freddie memorial concert WITH ELTON JOHN and grn really aren’t the same exact sphere as queen jsyk, but if you look at axl on stage esp. when he was younger? guys. it’s obvious. like you can see the influence. but lmao, now ALL the very cishet(-ish) singers who OPENLY SAID FREDDIE INFLUENCED THEM DIDN’T KNOW ACCORDING TO TUMBLR DOT COM?

LIKE, fuck’s sake, one of freddie’s major accomplishments in that sense was to ending up being a role model for younger singers in a genre where heteronormativity is way less common than everyone thinks BUT where not many people esp. back in the day would be open about their sexuality because it still was a taboo-ish thing -- like, gender roles were a lot more blurred but you wouldn’t hear many of those people admitting openly they were bi or gay or Not Heterosexual and the entirety of the rock scene especially mainstream but also not was entirely fucking aware of it, do these people think THE FANS wouldn’t?

also, we will rock you was WRITTEN BY BRIAN MAY AND IT WAS ABOUT A FUCKING ENCORE WHERE THE FANS SURPRISED THEM AT ONE SHOW IN LIKE MID-SEVENTIES which already shows that They Know Nothing because if they think freddie wrote all the queen songs then it’s already obvious they have no fucking clue about how queen worked as a band because all the members contributed something (guys john deacon wrote at least two of their major hits, roger taylor sang on all the records along with brian may and if you hear the back harmonies on ‘39 he goes way higher than freddie and a part in seaside rendezvous has both him and freddie mimicking other instruments with their voice and you wouldn’t know if no one told you first, brian may wrote a SHITLOAD of music for queen and it was an all-four effort, not just freddie + three other generic british dudes for fuck’s sake) so like, anyone saying that is already giving ample proof that they have no idea;

now of course you can interpret it as whatever the hell you want, but assuming that all of queen’s music that might relate to queer issues was written by freddie ABOUT QUEER ISSUES (this when freddie’s main topic of interest was... not really discussing his sexuality especially in the seventies like again, I want to break free is one of the queen to-go songs everyone brings up when it comes to that topic and IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE and the video concept was THANKS TO SOMEONE ELSE) just shows that a) you don’t know shit about the band’s history, b) you’re not a fan because you didn’t even bother to look it up on wiki, c) you’re trying to look woke at all costs;

they have NO FUCKING CLUE that most people in the 70s/80s/90s in the business were NOT politically correct according to their standards LIKE LITERALLY NO ONE WAS;

goes unsaid they probably haven’t listened to one full queen album from beginning to end not even the greatest hits.

tldr: I hate that they don’t seem to realize that things existed before 2005 and that music in the 70s/80s COULD and WAS diverse and *woke* already before they were even born, I hate that they decided that ALL CISHETS DIDN’T KNOW when thank you I think even my damned parents know and they don’t listen to rock music, I hate that they decided that queen APPARENTLY DIDN’T HAVE A FANBASE BEFORE THEM (lol) or that that fanbase didn’t understand them (triple-lol), I hate that they’re reducing freddie to his sexuality when he didn’t want that in the first place, I hate that they’re falling into THE MAIN MISCONCEPTION AROUND ABOUT THIS BAND as in THAT IT WAS FREDDIE + THREE OTHER PEOPLE and not an all-around group effort of people who were friends and deeply loved/respected each other and put the same share of work into it, I hate that they moment they see the movie and are introduced to the actual music/the actual story they’ll MOST LIKELY find problematic things to wank about because like hell they wouldn’t and I hate that they’re basically pretending to give a fuck about a band that I love and have loved dearly in a very non-casual way when they actually fucking don’t.

fucking hell please never let anyone make a biopic about either springsteen or led zeppelin or other people I actually like because this is bad enough, I don’t even want to think of what tumblr ppl would say if they knew anything about any rock artist of medium-large fame back in the day. peace.

[sveasauvageon]

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☾♔; March 11, 2018 ☾♔; sotd: That's how you write a song ⠀⠀⠀ by Alexander Rybak ☾♔; comedian otd: Sarah Millican ☾♔; Audition {a mod example} ☾♔; {G} https://goo.gl/XSTtMc ☾♔; mod(s): @.themadmonarchist @.maybones et moi

Title: from a Bill Maher joke (I like some of his stuff)

FINALLY done with this.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ஜ۩۞۩ஜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀Svea Richelle Estelle Sauvageon, (16-17, 17 by Nov.) ⠀⠀⠀Gick längst stränder av guld ⠀⠀⠀Såg solen färga himmeln röd ⠀⠀⠀Och där sanden ännu är varm ⠀⠀⠀Av dina steg vill jag sätta fötter ⠀⠀⠀Och alla minnen som jag nu bär ⠀⠀⠀Finns där som skatter i mitt bröst

⠀⠀⠀Translation ⠀⠀⠀(according to the lyrics translate website): ⠀I walked along beaches of gold ⠀Saw the sun paint the sky red ⠀And where the sand was still warm ⠀From your steps is where I want to put my feet ⠀And all the memories I carry with me, ⠀Remain there like treasures in my chest

Allt man kan önska sig by Eric Saade https://goo.gl/t5NgUv (I was totally gonna go with a Dima song, egoist, but I wanted a swedish song for my swede)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⚜️ THE BASICS

Nickname: Vea (Vay-ah), S (Minah, Eloise, and other close elites), Duchess S (by Gossip Witch), the Swede, Estelle/Stella (by her Grandmama), my moon and stars (Grandpapa), Richelle (her mother and maternal grandfather), princess (papa), Her/Your Royal Highness and älskling (henry), storasyster (Lili and Xander)

Gender: cis-female

Date of Birth: November 23

Place of Birth: Enköping, Sweden

Nationality: British-Swedish

Ethnicity: caucasian (of Frankish, Swedish, and anglo-saxon descent)

Accent: alternates between Swedish and Posh English, usually depending on her level of anger/passion

Blood Status: pure-blood (though, not the purest. Her mother's family is a straight-up blood-purist type family, but her father's is far more open, and if you trace back 5 generations, there's a muggle-born, as well as muggles and etc further back. So technically, she is a "pure" blood, since that term is generally applied to someone whose ancestors up to their grandparents have no muggle or muggle-born blood, but there are numerous muggles and muggle-borns if you go back beyond that, on her father's side. Her mother's is as inbred as the royal families of the real world.)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⚜️ PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Face Claim: Cara Delevingne

Hair: Blonde (sometimes magically died platinum/silvery-gold because actual nerd). Long, and generally tied into a different style everyday; ponytails, elaborate braids, etc. When's she's feeling lazy, she'll just leave it free, yet it always ends up perfectly straight without any effort on her part.

Eyes: light blue

Height:  1.73m

Weight: idk, presumably light

Body: slim and athletic

Any Scars/ Marks?: n/a

Any Tattoos/ Piercings?: just her ears, triple pierced for ear cuffs (are they all dragons? Yes), but also, maybe she'll get a dragon tattoo one day.

Quirks/ Mannerisms: n/a (I probably mixed this in with the habits section)

Style: erratic, she wears numerous styles, and doesn't really have one exactly, though if you wanted to summarize her closet in a single word; expensive would be that word. She prefers clothes of silk, cashmere, and/or leather, and tends towards gem embellished things. Her style is basically "I like" and "I do not like", it's quite simplistic, like, in the way she chooses her clothes. Emilio Pucci is probs her favourite brand, also Gucci and Valentino. Also, also D&G and Elie Saab, but that just goes without saying.  

Additional Information: #OnWednesdaysWeWearWhite

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⚜️ PERSONALITY:

Head cannon: Svea's a bit of an oddball slytherin (as in she doesn't fit the general mold of a slytherin, she only comes off as crazy to people who witness one of her Eurovision rants, which is around 80% of the stuff that comes out of her mouth so meh, she's got a little bit of a rep as a nutty swede). She can seem standoff-ish or intimidating at first glance, her entire vibe is "arrogant and proud", and "proud of her arrogance", however, she's extremely outspoken and often involves herself in situations that she has nothing to do with (especially if someone is bugging one of her friends or she sees/hears something "stupid" aka bullying) and is a lot more approachable once she starts speaking. She's quite outgoing, and easily befriends people, as well as being well-mannered and polite (even towards people she hates. She makes her hatred clear, but she'll be saying "fu.ck off" with a smile and a "please and thank you"). She generally comes off as a very bossy "Swede" (and she's proud of that. The world would be a better place if everyone strived to be a little more like Sweden).  

Theme Song: shall we begin by Ramin djawadi {https://goo.gl/9Px2Ne}

Strengths: Hardworking, passionate persevering, unrelenting, obsessive (I'd call it a strength), adoring/doting (bordering on becoming a negative trait though), highly self-aware, nerdy af, dedicated, ambitious, resourceful, and cunning (duh-doi, slytherin), independent, protective, proactive, aggressively European/Swedish

+Mom Friend: she's a total mom-friend (even fits in with her sort of GG role), she's ridiculously protective of and invested in her friends and family. It's not inherently a bad thing, hence it's in the strength list, she follows their love lives and is somehow always around to lend an ear/shoulder/offer to hex the fu.ck out of someone. She's always around to give (unsolicited) advice to friends, and really, everyone. However, her mom-friend behaviour can go to the negative extremes because not only is she willing to forgive anything someone she loves does, but she'd also go to any length to protect them, including ruining the lives of others (or literally ending said life) if she feels someone she loves is threatened in anyway. She has a lot of resources at her disposal and uses all of them to protect those she loves. Flashy social takedowns aren't really her thing, it's more framing someone for an illegal act and having them sent to some kind of prison. Her protective behaviour can border on the socio or psychopathic, as she displays a complete lack of empathy for the person who hurt her loved one (regardless of how small that hurt may have been) and seems to lack the ability to see them as another living creature, also seems to relish in the pain she caused that person, displaying a somewhat sadistic side of her as well.

+Boss As.s Bi.tch: she's commanding AF (behaviour she inherited from her Grandmama tbh), she's not as bossy when it comes to her circle of friends. There's an equal playing field there, but for anyone she does not consider a close friend, she's always bossy, her commanding tone increasing on how beneath her she thinks someone is.

Weaknesses: Elitist, unforgiving (except when it comes to people she loves, she's so forgiving of them), somewhat vain (but like, look at her), arrogant, narcissistic, elitist (though, you have to earn the right to be elitist in her eyes), manipulative (duh-doi, that's just basic slytherin-ing), cunning, b.tchy, salty, snarky, stubborn, relentless, aggressive.

+Superiority Complex: like, she doesn't think it's a problem, but it technically is. Her core belief is that if you want respect, earn it, and she feels she's worked hard to accomplish all that she has (well, except her money, that she was born into), so she has earned it.

+Hypocrisy: whilst she claims she has high moral standards, and certainly acts like she's above the idiotic "dark" behaviour her house has a reputation for, but when it comes to her friends, she forgives basically everything. She's like one of those mom's of bad kids who defends them regardless of what stupid shít they've done willingingly, like "Paul Ryan, you should know better. You know my son doesn't know anything about healthcare. Donnie trusted you, he's a slow boy. He's a slow boy, look at him! You took advantage of him." (It's an old, in this day and age, joke made by Trevor Noah about one of Trump's fox news defenders after the healthcare debacle). Anyway, Svea's friends could literally burn down the school or her house or kill someone and she'd be all "okay, here's how we're going to handle the authorities sweetie". Like, she wouldn't even question why did it. The only time she'd struggle with forgiving someone she loves would be if they hurt someone else she loves.

+a messy bítch who loves drama: it's low-key, somewhat, she's certainly not looking to start drama, but she absolutely, 100% wants to hear about it (hence she follows gossip witch), and if it's negatively affecting someone she cares about, she will involve herself to protect them, aggressively.

+Internalizing: she's not so good at sharing her own problems and/or feelings. Whilst she's always around to talk about her friend's issues and feels, when it comes to herself, she tends to shove it down between 60 layers of jokes and salt. When genuinely hurt by something or someone, she tends to just walk away and brood silently in a dark corner. She sees herself as a leader and believes that leader's can't go around showing weakness, so she struggles to open up about that side to even her closest friends.

Habits: - eye rolling (so much eye rolling) - tends to tune out her entire environment when she's in "the zone" (no longer walks and reads because she has run into and fallen off of stuff) - twirls her hair with her wand when she's thinking (like how we use fingers) - Swears a lot - hums Eurovision songs around 90% of the time - corrects people, all the time. She can't not correct people.

Skills/ Talents: - multilingual (English, Swedish, French, Russian, German, and Danish) - magic (she has yet to encounter a form of magic she does not immediately excel at) - memory (it's not really eidetic or photographic, because it's not instant, but after 3 reads of a thing, she can rattle off the whole thing word for word) - making references (that's a talent right? Because otherwise, I am screwed) - emotional manipulation/acting (works best on people that don't know her, she can still manipulate other people, but it takes a little more effort and time) - obsessing (again, totally a talent right because otherwise I have literally no skills)

Any mental health issues: She's got some deeply buried mommy issues, and her narcissism is probably on the borderline of crossing into a disorder. But meh, nothing she's been diagnosed with, and definitely nothing that affects her daily. Actually, her perpetual repression of that could/should cause her emotional distress is probs another disorder, but again, eh. It'll probably all explode one day in some kind of breakdown, but she's basically fine.

♣️ Favorite Quotes/ Sayings that your character would use: - "I'm not better than you because my grandparents had magical parents. I'm better than you because I'm smarter, prettier, and more accomplished."

- "urg, fu.ck you."

- "urg, you're/she's/he's/they're the worst."

- "you should do what I say or my son-in-law (Tyler) is going to hit you."

- "duh-doi"

- "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

- "what, am I supposed to be impressed?"

- "if you want to buy my forgiveness, start with a Fabergé egg."

- "I am a bi.tch when I wanna be."

- "You win some, you lose some. Except for me/us, I/we always win."

- "I'll pass on that glass of non-premium liquor you're drinking."

- Tbh, she says urg a lot. And a lot of swearing.

- "I care. I care a lot. It's kinda my thing." (Leslie Knope quote, but like, that's Svea @ all her smol beans. aka friends and fam, many of whom are taller than her or her height, but they're all smol precious beans that need her protection)

♣️ Swedish sayings/phrases she uses: - "Pfft, well now you've taken a poop in a blue cabinet." (I dunno the Swedish for this one, it could just be a joke, Alicia Vikander mentioned it when she was on the Graham Norton show. I don't think she's lying, because Alicia's amazing, but she could just be fu.cking with us.)

- "You can't come here and slide in on a shrimp sandwich." (I dunno the Swedish for this one either, it could also just be a joke, Alicia Vikander also mentioned it when she was on the Graham Norton show. I don't think she's lying, because Alicia's amazing, but she could just be fu.cking with us, possibly again. It's said to someone if they're being too ostentascious or acting superior, or says something that smacks of class warfare)

- "Better breadless than clueless" ("Bättre brödlös än rådlös" in Swedish. Apparently the English equivalent is; "Better short of pence than short of sense." But I've literally never heard of it in my life. )

- "throw yourself in the wall" ("Släng dig i väggen" in swedish, apparently it's the equivalent to "take a hike".)

- "bring your spikes down" ("Tagga ned" in Swedish. Apparently it's the equivalent to "chill" )

- "no cow on the ice" ("Ingen ko på isen" in Swedish. Apparently it's the equivalent to "no worries")

- "[pronoun is] forest crazy" ("Skogstokig" in Swedish, it's the equivalent to calling someone "raging mad")

- "dressed up to his/her/their teeth" ("Klädd up till tänderna" in Swedish, the equivalent to "dressed to the nines", supposedly.)  

- "[pronoun]'s hair hurts" ("Ont i håret" in Swedish, the equivalent for the term "hungover")

- "Taste is like your bum, divided" ("Smaken är som baken, delad" in Swedish, I don't think there's an equivalent per say, but it's basically about people's shi.tty opinions.)  

- "If there's room in the heart there's room for the arse." ("Finns det hjärterum så finns det stjärterum" in Swedish, apparently Swede's talk about behinds, this is meant to be welcoming people into their home. I fu.cking love Sweden you guys, it's wild.)

Additional Information: - Well, my extra bit about her swedish phrases probs coulda gone here, but eh. - Also, also, she's kind of OCD, it's not really on a disorder level, which why it's here, because she's not "neat" by our standards, or the standards of someone who actually has OCD, she calls it "controlled chaos", her stuff is literally everywhere, but she always knows where her things are and always knows when someone's touched it or moved it like 2 inches to the left. - tends to get hangry (poutine is the best solution to that problem btw)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⚜️ BIOGRAPHY

Likes: stupid puns, muggle space exploration science, quidditch (Vrastra Vultures forever btches!), winter, snow, muggle technology, EUROVISION (hey, she's a European, and a Swede, they love the Eurovision), Melodifestivalen, muggle EuroPop music, football (aka soccer, but she European, she call it by its proper name. Also, ARSENAL FOREVER BÌTCHES), Aaron Ramsey, muggle history, magical history, the stars, the night sky, a song of ice and fire (of course), Dragons, Sweden, magic, her wand (precious), Tolkien's Middle-Earth, Vhagar (precious baby), muggle comedy panel shows, herself (ya seen her? She's real pretty), emeralds, satin, muggle drinks (vodka and ice coffee with caramel are delicious, she will fight you), firewhiskey, rain, kittens, dragons, shipping her friends with each other

Dislikes: rude people (there's a difference between being full of yourself and having manners), Hogwarts magic interfering with her muggle shít, her housemates making fun of her muggle shít (like, excuse me, but can your old af radio playing all 1000+ Eurovision songs at any time of day? That's what I thought), "woman" being used as an insult (she is a woman, and better than you, so fúck off), bertie botts every flavour bean (it's the "every" flavour that repulses her), idioticy, unearned elitism (if you wanna act superior, fine, but at least have something that makes you superior, and blood is not one of those things), Cornwall, camomile tea (it's disgusting), corduroy, roses, her things being moved/touched

Hobbies: reading, learning, football, just hanging out with her friends (forcing them to watch Eurovision)

Any health problems? (allergies, illnesses, etc): n/a

♣️ Family Background

:: Sauvageon Aesthetics: :: https://goo.gl/u4nRiU *contains a tiny bit about the Prince's at the end* Svea is from two notable families (though, even she argues about the notoriety of her mother's family, she would say that they are, in fact, not of note).

The Prince Family Through her mother, Svea is the heir to the Prince Family, a British Wizarding Family who are absolutely psychotic when it comes to blood purity. They are an old family, left off the list of the "Scared Twenty-Eight" for unclear reasons, though Marcius Prince claims it's due an ancestors' very public liaisons and relations with muggle royalty/nobility. Old and pure-blood proud, the Princes are fervent purportors of the concept of blood supremacy and purity, and proud Slytherins. Having all been sorted into the House dating back to Salazar Slytherin himself (or so they claim). Due to centuries of inbreeding with other pureblood families (who are all cousins at this point), the Princes tend to have the following traits; violent tendencies, mental instability, and some are enfeebled (though the family goes to great lengths to hide and eliminate such members). Additionally, due to their close genetics, the family additionally has trouble conceiving, generally ending up with only one child born per generation. Their numbers are currently dwindling, and the name is expected to die if Svea's mother doesn't have another child (or not if Svea agrees to take their name, solid no on that though).

The House of Sauvageon The Sauvageon's are a very family old wizarding family, they were originally French, and later immigrated to Sweden in the late 1700's. Unlike most ancient wizarding families (particularly the British ones), they have never shied away from breeding with muggles and muggleborns, often gaining the label of "blood traitor" from the British families, but they're Swedish, and blood density is irrelevant there. There are as liberal and socialist as their country. Despite being loathed by the blood purist-type families, they are still approached very few generations for marital matches, as they are exceedingly wealthy and when the aforementioned house runs out of options.  

♣️ Family Affiliation: Swedish Ministry of Magic, Durmstrang Institute of Magic (not a happy association, but it's their homeschool, and most Sauvageon's have attended it), House of Bernadotte, House of Châteaudun (and their successive houses), and the Riddarhuset (The House of Nobility in Sweden -- don't really have any power or special tax exemptions anymore, basically protection of historical titles and coat of arms)  

Socio-economic status: More money than God(s), HBO, and Netflix combined ♣️ Family Members:

▪️ Father: Petter Sauvageon | Colin Firth | 50 (if alive) | Dragonologist | missing, presumed dead

▪️ Mother: Diana Prince | Rachel Weisz | 47 | works at the British Ministry of Magic at The Department of International Magical Cooperation, specifically in the International Magical Office of Law (aiming to become Minister for Magic one day, which would suck for everyone that's not a pureblood) | alive

▪️ Step-Mother: Iliana Drubetskaya | Lena Headey | 44 | former Quidditch player, Quidditch commentator/reporter now | alive

▪️ Younger Half-Sister: Lena Sauvageon | Dafne Keen | 12 | second year student at Koldovstoretz | alive

▪️ Paternal Grandfather: Ludvig Sauvageon | Sir Patrick Stewart | 77 | socialite and patriarch, former politician | alive

▪️ Paternal Grandmother: Linnéa Sauvageon | Dame Judi Dench | 78 | socialite and matriarch | alive  

▪️ Paternal Aunt: Brigitta Sauvageon | Gillian Anderson | 46 | Politician, shadowy, high-ranking role in the Swedish Ministry of Magic | alive

▪️ Paternal Uncle: Kåre Sauvageon | James D'Arcy | 45 | Art Collector | alive

▪️ Paternal Cousin: Viggo Sauvageon | Mooms-mooms | 21 | Curse-Breaker for Rökstenen Wizarding Bank (the Swedish counterpart to Gringotts) | pretty, I mean alive

▪️ Maternal Grandfather: Marcius Prince | Sir Michael Caine | 80 | socialite, patriarch, author (of very anti-muggle/muggle-born books) | alive

**the families are further expanded upon here: https://goo.gl/d1pTdj (storyboard) & here: https://goo.gl/Dm6mpM {aesthetics collection with captions, primarily focused on the Sauvageons}

♣️ What is your character's relationship with their family? She has a very positive and close relationship with her paternal family. They were (and remain) her primary guardians, and growing up with the Sauvageon's in Sweden very much molded her into the person she is. Her grandmother is her role model, her sister is her *Gollum voice* precious, her step-mother inspired her to play Quidditch, her father instigated her love of eurovision and dragons, she considers the Sauvageon's her home. Her maternal family on the other hand, "poor" would be an understatement. Svea and her maternal grandfather (Marcius) actively hate each other, and it's not much better than that with her mother.

♣️ Which family member does your character feel the closest to?   She's quite close with her entire paternal family, but as of the last 12 years, it's definitely been her younger sister; Lili. She's a protective type of person, so having the responsibility of an older sibling was an absolute dream come true for this nerd.

Happiest Memory: she has quite a few, but the absolute number one would be the time she attended a Eurovision song contest with her father as a child (mathematically, but vaguely, it was probs around Marija, Dima, or Alexander's win).

Saddest Memory: when she learned that her father went missing. Like, it could be various arguments/standoffs with her mother, but her method for dealing with that is walking away/burying it, with her father going missing, there wasn't anyone to be angry at or someone to walk away from. Someone she loved was taken from her and she was literally powerless to do anything about it. Probably also why she's such an aggressive mom friend, on a subconscious level, she goes out of her to ensure someone she loves cannot be taken again.

How does your OC feel about pureblood supremacy?: She hates the "concept", and thinks it's the most idiotic thing ever thought up by someone. She was raised on Swedish ideals, a very liberal and socialist nation where blood purity or "impurity" is irrelevant, blood is blood, move the fck on. Muggle-borns have time and again been shown to be as powerful as any "pureblood", not to mention it's scientifically impossible for a person to have absolutely no muggle blood in their family histories, the wizarding population is too small when compared to the muggle population in the world, the species would've die out.

How does your OC feel about muggles/ half-bloods? Does your OC think they should be a part of the magical community? Of course they should be part of the magical community. Honestly, she supports the idea of reintegrating the magical and muggle worlds. What are they gonna do? Spread a nerve agent in their shops? They have magic and could easily handle any weapon the muggles send their way. She doesn't really understand why they have to hide.

Quick facts: Svea is half-Swedish, half-British, but was raised as a Swede from birth. Her mother's family was quite ashamed of the whole idea of a "liaison" and "bast.ardry" (how lame), thus she was born in semi-secrecy (secret from the British buddies of her mother's family) at the Sauvageon Estate in Enköping. Her paternal family has custody of her from birth, and she didn't see her mother or maternal family again for a decade (well, she was an infant, we can't actually be sure she ever did see her mother).

From the ages of 2-5, Svea was enrolled in Förskola, and when aged 6, she attended Förskoleklass, school for muggle children in Sweden (both are optional for Swedish kids, "Förskola" is preschool, available to children from ages 1-5, and "Förskoleklass" is preschool class, which I guess is effectively a year of kindergarten, for children aged 6). There she was integrated into muggle culture (or something like that, I can't remember the word I want) and made numerous friends, including one of her all time besties; Lara Coburg (the only one of her muggle friends to be introduced to the magical world, in a very Jacob Kowalski way now that I think of it, even though I hated him in the Fantastic Beasts movie). Lara is aware of the magical world and the only one of Svea's muggle friends who she maintains regular contact with.

After Förskoleklass, Svea attended 4 years of the muggle compulsory school in Sweden (which is for ages 7-16, and basically the north American equivalent of elementary through to high school), with the plan being that she would "transfer" to private, boarding school once she reached the age for magical schooling. However, when she was 10, her mother and maternal grandfather came to Sweden to claim custody and make her a British citizen, to meet the residential requirements to attend Hogwarts. The Sauvageon's initially refused, but as they loathe their local home school, Drumstrang (a very non-Swedish Scandinavian school, because Sweden is liberal af and Drumstrang is magic racist af), they agreed.

Svea spent a year living with her mother and maternal grandfather before being admitted into Hogwarts and did not like it in the least. They were horrified and appalled by the rambunctious, muggle-friendly, aggressively European child she was (and tbh, still is), and spent the year trying to force it out of her. They kept her isolated and cut off all her connections to her father's family, and tried to instruct her in the ways of pureblood, often screaming in frustration and anger when she argued back or simply replied with "so what" or "why". They later took to locking her in rooms, and starving her when she started leaving the estate on her own to mingle with the local muggle population. Eventually, their little war came to a head when they broke her electrical toys from her father's family, and in her fury, she magically set fire to the Prince Estate (on purpose, though they claimed it was an accident to the Improper Use of Magic Office). The fire resembled the Fiendfyre curse, and it was stronger than any fire Svea had produced before. Although no one died, the entire estate became ruins, and took 4 ministry workers plus her mother and grandfather to contain. After the incident, Svea was able to reconnect with her paternal family (crying to the ministry people there about missing her father and worried that her grandfather would say no because he's jealous of her other grandfather, yes she was faking her tears, anyway, they fell for it and informed her Swedish fam who immediately apparated to the Prince Estate). The Sauvageon's offered to pay for the restoration of the Prince Estate, but in exchange, Brigitta Sauvageon would be staying with them until Svea left for Hogwarts. Once that was settled, Svea and her maternal family became akin to strangers living in the same house, with Marcius Prince calling Svea and her aunt "unwelcome guests".

After she received her Hogwarts letter, instead of Diagon Alley, Svea's Aunt and Grandmother took her to Drottningsgränd, basically the Stockholm Diagon Alley (btw, I'm really proud of myself, because I googled Swedish street names and that effectively translates to "Queen's Alley" mostly because there's an actual street called "King's street", well, in Swedish it's "krongsgran" or something like that, tbh, I already forgot). Anyway, it resulted it quite a tiff with the Prince's, who insisted on Diagon Alley and wands from Ollivanders, they lost the argument on the later, but she did get her books, robes, and other school items from Diagon Alley. Also an adorable tawny owl they named "Fredrick".  

Additional Information: - her name is poorly made pun, like, "pun" is actually pushing it. "Svea" comes from a personification of Sweden, a derivative of "Svear", the Swedish name for the ancient Germanic tribe; the Swedes. "Svear" also later evolved into "Sverige", the Swedish name for Sweden and means "the realm of the Svear". Her surname, "Sauvageon", is a French form of "Savage", an English word, nickname, and surname meaning wild and uncouth, which was derived from a Middle English form of Old French; "salvage" or "sauvage", which meant untamed. Effectively, her name means Savage Swede, the flip around being a ref to the annoying flip around in the French language with certain terms and/or phrases (also in other languages, but French is the one I got beef with as a Canadian person). Richelle and Estelle are just because I like frenchy names that rhyme, and they're vaguely posh sounding, so I'm assuming her mother picked those ones. I say, assume, I made these characters, she did pick them for Svea.

- uses a ridiculous array of glitter and nerd-design pens (ink and quills are aesthetically pleasing, but impractical. Come on, the pencil was invented in fcking 1564)

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House: Slytherin

Year: 7

Best Class(s): Arithmancy and History of Magic (honestly, she's great at all of her classes, but those two are her highest scores, well, she get's an outstanding in everything, but they're in like 98-100 percentile, and the others are just 90-98, if Hogwarts used numbers)

Worst Class(s): none

Any Pets?: a tiger patterned kitten, super smol and super cute, but has been a "kitten" for a suspiciously long time. It's been tiny and like a baby since she first got it in her fourth year, though she simply claims that it's a rare Swedish breed. She named it Vhagar, after a dragon in ASOIAF because she's a massive nerd.  

Reputation at Hogwarts: All in all, Svea's got a pretty stellar reputation. She certainly doesn't cause any trouble, she's heavily active in school events and protective of younger students. She's always been doing her own "foreigner" thing, in everything she does, she's aggressively Swedish about it (and that's something she says herself). She's basically the high-achieving "socialist" elitist, she definitely thinks she's better than you, but she's not going to tolerate something as stupid as "blood purity" in "her" school. Her reputation is basically that of the smart, sporty, pretty "cool" girl. Or I guess simply "The Swede". Seriously, she's super liberal, she loves Eurovision, what about that isn't Swedish? The fact that their faceclaim is English, but whatever. ▪️ Is your OC based on one of the character archetypes? If so, which one: Lily van der Woodsen/Bass/Humphrey (somewhat, she's a lot less selfish/self-centered than Lily)

▪️ If not, please write a 2-4 sentence tagline for your OC: GW: The liberal foreigner, the relentless Head Girl. Duchess S is our resident "mother of dragons", or so she claims. Sadly, not all of us can be Daenerys Stormborn. Sad for the Duchess at least. Whilst she may not be blood of the dragon, she is blood of the Franks. With extravagant  tastes and a penchant for chopped off heads (metaphorically, of course), Duchess S may seem like a nice friend for you to have, but cross her, and you'll be eating cake. (Svea, off in the distance: MARIE ANTOINETTE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID THAT YOU UNCULUTURED SWINE!)

Additional Information: - Chaser on the Slytherin Quidditch Team, also team captain   - Head Girl   - She could've been a Ravenclaw, but her ambition heavily outweighs her thirst for knowledge

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Wand: acacia wood Wand Core: dragon heartstring Wand Length: 11 ¾" Wand Flexibility: inflexible, but swishy

Patronus: Swedish Short-Snout

Bogart: her mother

Amortentia: fresh coffee (though the taste disgusts her, hence she pumps caramel into her ice coffee), newly laundered clothes, and petrichor (the scent of wet earth after a recent rain fall)

Affinity to any particular magic?: she's quite skilled with wandless magic, and occlumency (taught by her grandmother), to protect her mind against any invaders. She's dabbled in some legilimency, but does not care for it.

Additional Information: - ridiculously in love with/knowledgeable about dragons. super obsessed with them. - I guess it would fall under affinity, but she's quite drawn to fire and fire-based spells, creatures, potions, etc. She'd never admit it to someone of authority (yet), but her favourite spell is fiendfyre. - obtained her appariting license earlier than would be possible (because her birthday makes her 17 after the usual UK test dates) by applying for it at the Swedish Ministry of magic, which issues Apparition licenses at 16 (completely made that up, but whatever, I don't like half of the few things we know about JKR's Sweden, they're not very Swedish. How is Drumstrang a Scandi school? Scandi's are so liberal, I get it's a German, WWII stereotype, but make it limited to German and Germanic states then, the Scandi's are liberal af. Well, Sweden is, also I think Finland).

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[the-wonderful-jinx]

Jinx Listens And Reacts to TBTP 3x02 :The Musica Mundana”

As always my dudes, there be spoilers, caps locks, unintelligible screaming, and curses towards TMiles. You have been warned.

Now lets get this show on the road!

“Alex brushes up on her mathematics...”

I can safely bet money that Alex Reagan is better at math than me....

“... while getting closer to the inner workings of the mysterious Thomas Warren and Daiva Corporation.”

Alex, sweetheart, darling, light of my life, the last time you went to a meeting with Warren you and Strand nearly got shot if it wasn’t for Coralee rescuing your stupid butts

Oh fuck here we go with the TANIS-esque dialogue, I can feel it in my bones please god release me

WAIT THEY ACTUALLY MET UP?

l o r d

“Alex I’m not some descendant of an ancient line of Templars or Illuminati...”

yeah keep telling yourself that friendo

also, Strand using her first name is giving me life

Wait, Sumon left another message? 

wtf are you doing in Instanbul?

idk and idc

ARE WE ACTUALLY GETTING TO THE POINT DIALOGUE AND DIRECTIONS?

Yes go to a foreign country as per the instruction of a Wild Card Player in your podcast, im sure it’ll turn out fine...

Oh hello new Professor-figure that we can ship Alex with :)

Fuck it’s math

IM AN ENGLISH MAJOR GUYS I SUCK AT MATH D:

literally when math is around my mind shuts off

TITLE DROP

I guess you can say this math-talk is all Greek to me 

*audience groaning*

NO DONT PLAY THE MUSICA MUNDANA DONT SWEET GOD HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!?!

Gotta love those in group schisms that ruin the vibes :P

OH MY GOD ANOTHER MEUNDIES AD

“...100% satisfaction guaranteed” 

....

dont make dirty joke out of this dont make a dirty joke out of this dont-

I mean I wouldn’t use Nic as a soundboard but idk you do you honey

Say it with me know yall

SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRY 

“Nic was on the road doing something else”

TANIS

“I had a friend looking into Daeva Corp.”

You mean MK

Who the fuck is Shannon Scarletti?

Is this another of Coralee’s alias? Or is this just another rando person?

Wait why the fuck is Howard still getting payment? 

Who the hell is getting the money?

Is Strand getting Howard’s money somehow?

Alex please dont go exploring into strange office areas by yourself sweet god are you picking up Nic’s bad habits

Oh the building isn’t abandoned....

“Hurry up before they see you”

excuse you Miss Random Person but who is “they”? Is this “they” Daeva Corp. security? The shadowy government with guns? Assassins with guns?

Oh this is Shannon Scarletti. Nice to meet you.

“She’s tall...”

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALEX WE GET IT YOU LOVE TALL PEOPLE SHEESH WOMAN

“...with reddish grey wispy hair”

so.... Alex has a thing for redheads?

Okay I’ll bite

“she was striking, her eyes piercing”

Alex calm your thirst plz

Oh a painter. Cool.

SHANNON HAS DOGS. BLESS.

“Would you like some tea?”

ALEX DONT DRINK THE TEA

OH MY GOD ALEX DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM NIC?!

“How’s Richard doing?”

why you asking ma’am? 

“He’s pretty good”

.....

I mean I wouldn’t say that Alex but okay

“I can see it in your eyes”

you can see WHAT you can see WHAT in her eyes Miss Scarletti?

“He’s troubled”

oh....

dont mind me, just got baited there a moment.... 

:’)

“I was Howard Strand’s Watcher”

*pnws boom*

Tea leaves? Well now I have heard everything

“Oh are you searching for something?”

STRAND’S DICK

A GOOD NIGHT’S REST

A FUCKING DOG

why yes Sacrletti Alex is looking for something didnt think one would need tea leaves for that but whatever you do you

“Her face turned white and she ushered me out of her house”

tbh i would've done that earlier considering alex is such a freakin’ danger magnet but I’d rather have Alex than Nic

Hello Random Author Guy that will only be here for this one bit and who’s name I’m going to forget

jesus math cultist nerds are fucking vicious

and i thought history kids were weird

“Pythagoras murdered someone over math?”

men have murdered people for lesser reasons, Alex....

PNWS BOOM

“Its the symbol of Silon’s new school”

and would this symbol happen to be an upside down face with two concentric circles....?

called it

End Notes: I thought this was interesting. The math stuff went over my head, but that’s just because I’m dumb. I can tell some ACTUAL research was done, not just haphazardly tossed in. Paul Bae looks like he’s reigning in Terry Miles. Bless that man’s soul....

[ardenssolis]

SHIPPING INFO // answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

REPOST. don’t reblog.

I already did this but LET’S GOOOO. 

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?: Nefertari and Ozy lmfao jfkdhfsfs. That’s the only real otp.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?: IDK??? ANYTHING??? Highly toxic stuff is a big no for me personally since it makes me super uncomfortable and I feel bad writing it, but other than that, free game I guess? ?? IDK I DON’T THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: Ozy’s pretty deader than dead. I headcanon he’s in his mid to late 20s when summoned but I literally have no idea how old he is since as a spirit, he can appear however he wishes. Kinda like how Hans Chr.istian Anderson has no issues appearing as a 10 - 12 year old boy despite having a deep man voice and an adult mind, or how Paul B.unyan can be summoned literally as a little girl even though they were like, “why am I a little girl? lmfao oh whatever it’s fine.” So as long as someone isn’t a minor then all is well, I suppose idfk this series is confusing.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?: YEAH LMFAO. This is mainly due to bad situations I was involved in when I first came on tumblr that left a rather lasting impression on me. So now it’s quite difficult to ship with me overall due to these situations. That, and as much as I like shipping, I really don’t want a lot of ships since it makes it difficult to juggle all of those equally. I don’t go into interactions wanting a romantic ship usually anyway, so that also makes it take some time to actually get to that point. It’s rare for me to go outside of the slow burn period unless I know someone and we’ve talked a lot / discussed things. And when I say slow burn, I tend to really mean slow burn. Get ready to wait at least a month or more if you’re that patient.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW?: The moment clothes come off or touching starts to get sexual is the moment I’m like, “time for that readmore -shoves on there-”

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?: I have like two active ships on this blog between a friend’s Caster Gil in a vampire setting, Penthesilea, and two that I know for sure are in the works since I don’t really count anything else until I’m 100% sure that’s the direction things are going to go. As for fandom related ships, I think everyone knows I’m fond of ozy.gil at this point in time -WEEPS-

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?: You can most certainly! Just don’t poke and prod at me because it’ll make me annoyed and that ship more than likely won’t ever happen as a result of this since it’ll make me wonder if you’re only interacting with me for that purpose. That is such a major pet peeve for me. Now, if we’re interacting and you see chemistry over time, then by all means let me know, but also know that I prefer to just let things happen naturally and am not really fond of rushing. It just gives me a basic idea in regards to what you’re interested in and helps me see that if there is indeed that kind of chemistry going on, I can approach and not feel awkward.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?: Not too often since as much as I like shipping, I honestly just prefer relationship building. ; O ; )

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?: I like shipping jfkhskfjs but I am very chill about it.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?: Yes! I would actually like to singleship, but for this blog, I like all the ships I have too much so that won’t be happening ahhhHHH

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?: Ozy x the sun and everyone x happiness.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?: Just interact! Really, that’s it! Don’t approach me with intent on shipping and just let it happen. That’s about all I can say in regards to all this! ^ O ^ )9

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[midnightuglystepsister]

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Rules: fill this out and tag at least one person you’d like to know more about! Or just fill it out! Or don’t! Answer only some of them! Make up your own questions! “What kind of requirement is that”, you ask? A reasonable one! Who am I to tell you what to do? Anything goes!

tagged! by @kakihoden Thanks so much :D

1. What kind of food can’t you stand?: Really spicy food. I can’t do it bruh I cannnnn’t

2. If you could choose one minor inconvenience to never have to deal with again, what would you pick?: minor...inconvenience, hmmm...I guess to have a longer battery life on my phone, like....i can heavily use it for more than a day and still be good lol. 

3. Have you got any useless talents?: I uh, acting? It’s useless because I have stage fright now so I only use it for evil. Like, pranking someone. 

4. If you could be really really good at one thing, what would it be?: being proactive

5. Name a few people you think are extremely good-looking: there are a lot but I will list the /obvious/

Matsumoto Jun:

all of Arashi actually

GD

TOP

CL

ok i should stop but there’s a long list of these hahaha

6. What was your favorite way to pass the time as a kid?: watch TV, play video games, write stories, make comics

7. What is something you’re proud of?:  I’m proud of Arashi bc they’re a bunch of good guys that went through so much and now they’re successful and still humble and i have a lot of feelings im a proud arashian

8. What’s one character flaw in people that you just can’t tolerate?: Entitlement. Seriously, cut it out. esp amerikkka, and then there’s my older bro

9. Do you consider yourself to be more of a leader or a follower?: Both. At first, I let people lead, but if they can’t lead properly, or that no one is stepping up, I will take over.

10. What kind of student are/were you?: Pretty average I think. In the Philippines, I was average af, but I was outgoing and had a lot of friends. Then I moved to the US, and the education was much....uh lower? I was suddenly the smartest in class, and teachers favored me, and people hated me, but I just did my work. Then, I got older, I wasn’t as outgoing anymore and I just stuck to my group of friends and stayed quiet in class. Went back to being an average student also.

11. Butterfly effect question! Has there ever been a seemingly minor decision you’ve made (at the time) that ended up having a profound influence on your life?: Idk? I guess when I first started drawing? I didn’t think I was going to take art as my career at first.

12. Name your most irrational fear/aversion: People/Socializing? I stay at home to avoid socializing with people lol. I mean, I have social anxiety, so yeah

13. Are there any fictional characters you find especially relatable?: yes~ There’s always going to be relatable characters.

14. If you drink, what kind of drunk are you? Alternatively, what sort of person are you at parties?: I don’t drink alcohol. I hate the taste of it. At a party where I don’t know people? I find a nice corner and stay hidden. Probably on my phone at all times. At a party where I am friends with everyone? I speak to whomever is beside me. At a party with people I know and don’t know? I desperately stick to the people I know and only talk to them.

15. Do you fall in love easily? Or does it usually take a long time for you to trust someone?: I don’t think I have fallen in love. I’ve had crushes ofc. I have trust issues, I don’t trust anyone 100%.

16. Would you rather have one close friend or 100 casual friends?: one close friend

17. Do you consider yourself to be more of a slob or a neat-freak?: Man...in the middle? I can be a slob in my room, but I can’t stand messiness anywhere else? And at one point, I do clean and organize my room, so idk.

18. Describe a place (imaginary or real) that you would find incredibly cozy: a quiet area around nature. Like greens, or beachy, or just blue skies. Basically a Ghibli setting.

19. Do you have kids? If not, do you want them someday?: I don’t have kids and don’t want kids. I grew up caring for lots of kids, and I’m actually pretty good with them. I just don’t want one of my own.

20. What was your favorite book as a child?: I had a lot. I would seriously go to the library often, and borrow a giant stack of books. And the librarians knew me and never question me about being able to read all of them by the due date. They even had a limit of books you can borrow at a time, but they made me an exception hahaha. But I guess my first real obsession was Harry Potter...and then A Series of Unfortunate Events.

21. Name one thing you just don’t get what all the hype is about: lol yes despacito, fidget spinners, bottle flipping, and jake paul hahahaha

22. Name one thing that you think is tragically underrated: artists. Yes, I know there are many successful artists, but even now I hear stories of these successful artist getting ripped off, or getting low offers.

23. If you had to be glued to a person for a month, real or fictional (who you have never met), who would you choose?:  Real: Ninomiya Kazunari from Arashi. Because we both like to play video games and are very indoors-y lol. Fictional: Nico Meier from MidCin. Just think he would be really fun to hang out with, and his cheeriness will be contagious.

24. What’s something you’d like the chance to do someday?: Have my own art exhibit? And to also travel.

25. Do you typically speak your mind when you have a controversial opinion? Or do generally prefer to not rock the boat?: I’m straightforward, and will speak my mind on things I feel strongly about.

26. What’s the dumbest fad you’ve been caught up in?: I don’t think I’ve ever got caught up in a dumb fad.

27. What’s something you thought was cool as a kid/adolescent, but now cringe at yourself for?: I used to RP in real life with friends when I was a kid hahahahahaha hahbshasahahah ahaah

28. What’s a trait you consider to be very admirable?: Confidence. I admire confident people so much, and I wish to be confident and not this hot mess of self-hate.

29. Is there a particular kind of item people always tend to give you as gifts? (For instance, people always get you things with ducks on them because you like ducks, etc.): It varies on what these people know about me. For instance, I have one friend that gives me things from animes I like, another would give me art supplies, another would give me skincare products/makeup, my bro and his gf would give me shoes/handbags. It honestly varies on which of my side I show to each person.

30. Do you speak multiple languages? Which ones?: I speak Tagalog, English, I’ve taken classes on Japanese, American Sign Language, and trying to learn Korean and Mandarin.

31. Would you rather live in the big city or the countryside?: Can it be somewhere in the middle? ^-^; Like suburbs? lol. But if not, then big city.

32. Has there ever been something you were certain you’d hate, but ended up loving?: hmmm....I used to hate sushi when I was a kid. Now I eat it like 3x a week.

33. Do you mind being the center of attention, or do you prefer the spotlight to be on someone else?: It depends. In a big place with lots of strangers, I prefer the spotlight on someone else. In a group of people I know, then I want to be the center of attention. Ijustwannafeellovedlol

34. Favorite holiday?: Christmas.

35. Are you a more go-with-the-flow type of person, or do you need to have things planned meticulously?: I go-with-the-flow, but I’ve had instances where the flow was super messy and I got irritated and planned out the thing.

36. Is there something you loved so much you wish you could forget it and experience it all over again? (A tv show, book, series–anything.): Going to Hawaii to go to an Arashi concert lol

37. What hobbies do you have?: Drawing, playing video games, watching videos, listening to music, singing, playing with the dogs, writing, eating, traveling

38. If you could have a superpower, but it was only mildly useful, what ability would you want to have?: mildly useful...like it doesn’t work fully? Or it has some kinda flaw? I guess....teleporting? Like, my ideal teleporting kind of superpower is teleport anywhere in the world, but I guess if this is only mildly useful, then I can only teleport within a mile radius or something lol.

39. Something people are always surprised to learn about you: My age. Like, legit, every. single. time I say how old I am, everyone gets a shock. People think I’m waaaaay younger than I am lmaaaao.

40. Something that took you way too long to figure out: Not to have high expectations.

41. Worst injury you’ve had?: I don’t get injuries bc I avoid them lmao.

42. Any morbid fascinations?: uh i dont think so

43. Describe your sense of humor: self-deprecating humor, dark, sarcasm, and perverted humor.

44. If you had to be born in another era/place, which would you choose? I wouldn’t change my birthplace or year, bc every year or place has it’s shittiness. But if I /HAD/ to...I guess Japan? I have always liked their culture, aside from a few negative things from it. 

45. Something you are irredeemably bad at: sleeping, having motivation

46. Something that sucked but you’re glad you went through: Losing a few friends/my fam getting scammed, because I’ve learned something about people from it

47. Would you rather have a really godawful ugly tattoo in a place that is only slightly inconvenient to conceal with clothing (upper arm, thigh, etc.), or the coolest, most beautiful tattoo ever in the middle of your face? (Neither tattoo can be removed or concealed with makeup, and the ugly tattoo will deeply offend anyone who sees it.): Ugly tat, bc I can conceal with clothing.

48. Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist?: Realist, but borderline pessimistic

49. What would be the most flattering compliment someone could give you?: when people say I’m funny and witty. I was also strangely happy when someone said that I would have made a really handsome guy lmao. 

50. Something you feel people often misunderstand about you: Sometimes people find me scary, though sometimes I can be--when provoked, usually it’s just my face and my silence

Tagging: I want to know more about all of u, so if you do it, please @me! 

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Answer all of them

Momma didn’t raise a bitch so here you go @jdongle

1. Favourite colour. Orange 
2. Number of people you’ve slept with.I don’t count the ones I have done but 2 
3. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream 
4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? The power to have the exact amount of money in my pocket for any purchase 
5. Ever been in a fist fight? Yes and I won c:
6. Do you live in the country or the city? Sin city
7. Biggest kink? Just talk to me really 
8. Favourite video-game? Street fighter 
9. Words you live by? Just go with the flow
10. Best book you’ve ever read? Hunger games because those are the only books I read fully. Probably game of thrones if I finished them 
11. Favourite film? Either zombie land or Shawn of the dead 
12. Horror or romance? Horror 
13. Biggest fear? Oceans 
14. Best memory? My best bud and me hanging out 
15. Worst memory? My relationships 
16. Where are you from? Vegas 
17. Ever done anal? Haha no 
18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? Idk
19. Favourite outfit? My sweat shorts and a tank top 
20. Snapchat or Instagram? Snap 
21. If you could freeze time what would you do? Cut all the lines at Disney world 
22. Best LUSH product in your opinion?Uh the handsoap?
23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? You do you boo 
24. Favourite television character? Gon from HunterxHunter 
25. Do you have a nemesis? Nope everyone likes me I think 
26. Are you a hard-worker? Absolutely 
27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? July 4th where I just watched all the awesome fireworks 
28. What’s your dream? To live happily 
29. Where do you see your life ending up? In the ground 
30. Describe your last sexual encounter. No
31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? Cake
32. Ever done drugs? Yes
33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? Neither 
34. Are you a jock or a nerd? I’m a Jers
35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? 17.89 
36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? Neither 
37. Favourite trashy television show? Bobs burgers 
38. Last time you watched porn? Like three days ago 
39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? Yes…
40. Weirdest dream you ever had? My family ate corn and turned into dinosaurs 
41. Ever had mental health issues? Yes
42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? You’re just right for me 
43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? Nope I like being unnoticed usually unless I’m talking to you 
44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? Nope I love everyone pretty much 
45. Dog person or cat person? Both 
46. Sneakers or heels? Sandals 
47. Favourite cocktail? Don’t drink 
48. Day or night? Day
49. Pokémon or Digimon? Pokémon 
50. How big is your dick? Don’t worry about it 
51. Favourite musical? Cats? 
52. Favourite song? Living single by big Sean 
53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? A bisexual 
54. Why are you like this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
55. What’s your guilty pleasure? A thousand miles 
56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? 🙈🙈🙈
57. What’s the story behind your URL? It’s just a URL 
58. Tell me something that worries you. Too much haha 
59. What have you been worrying about today? A wedding 
60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it. Oh my 🙈🙈
61. Hot dogs or burgers? The desert table 
62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? I play PS4 the most 😓
63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? Naruto
64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? I love him and her lots (have two best buds) 
65. Tell us a deep dark secret. I am scared everyday of my life 
66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red? If it’s the right person maybe >_> 
67. Favourite Tumblr couple? Idk
68. Do you have any dietary quirks? No
69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? Maybe
70. How old are you? 20 almost 21
71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence? How much of a sim character are you 
72. Do you have any pets? Yeah her name is marina and she’s my chatty cat :) 
73. What colour underwear are you wearing? Light blue 
74. Boxers or briefs? Trunks 
75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? No?
76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Parks and recreation
77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? Probably be the first infected one 
78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? Sometimes both 
79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? YES
80. Which country has the best flag? RUSSIA 
81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? Nope 
82. Most overrated food? Deep fried twinkies 
83. Most overrated film? La la land 
84. Most overrated television show? 13 reasons why ( I haven’t watched it though) 
85. Most overrated type of cheese? Guda
86. Which brand would you never shop at? Anything in hot topic 
87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Courage 
88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? Time 
89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? A pineapple 
90. What present do you wish someone would give you? Another pineapple 
91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? Don’t worry about it c: 
91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? Idk haha
92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. It’s okay ☺️😘
93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? Either is fine 
94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? Answer n/a
95. What is your spirit animal? An otter 
96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? Sickle 
97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid? No :(
98. What makes you super nostalgic? Working out 
99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) I’m answering them all so yes
100. What’s your favourite cocktail? Don’t drink 
101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? ???
102. Laptop or PC? Pc
103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? Whom ever I find attractive 
104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? Absolutely not
105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. No haha
106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? I don’t like hair dye but probably dark purple 
107. What would you change about your body if you could? Everything 
108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? Cold
109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? When I actually orgasm 
110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? Unicorn
111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid? Bosly 
112. What was your favourite class at school? Math
113. Are you superstitious? No
114. What do you think happens when we die? You die
115. Pie or pi? Pi
116. Your followers a question. How are you guys
117. Lick my genitalia. Yes
118. What’s your favourite number? 7
119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? Yes
120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Meh
121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait. I am a fluff ball
122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? Anything with zombies
123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Young
124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. Idk so I can die most likely 
125. I hope you enjoyed these questions.
 I did 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? @jdongle because he told me to do this. He’s amazing

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all of them ily facetime me

I’m half a bottle of wine in so this is the perfect time to answer this

1. Name: Michelle Bair

2. Birthplace: some airforce base in virginia 

3. Ancestry: general European, Scottish, and Native American

4. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

5. Biggest fear: Abandonment 

6. Strength/Weakness: For the most part I’m pretty honest / I can’t make decisions if they impact other people

7. Worst habit: braiding and unbraiding my hair / shaking my leg

8. Favorite holiday: Halloween  

9. Ever been in a car crash: thankfully, no

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Paul omg

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: drop whatever bag I’m holding

12. Age at first kiss: 14? Idk whatever the second half of 8th grade was

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: when I was 15

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Stephanie is my ride or die for like 11 years. Like literally I’d die without her I love her so much 

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pump that GPA up a bit

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying (failing) to sleep

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: earlier when I was telling Stephanie a story about my dad

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: My dad 

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: idk man probably a generic sound of unhappy

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: I don’t even know because like what actually counts as a date?

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never happened

22. Who did you see in concert first: Jimmy Buffet I shit you not

23. Who was your favorite teacher: Paul

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: I text Stephanie 

25. Who do you think about most: probably Stephanie 

26. Is your ideal occupation? Optometrist 

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor 

28. Favourite restaurant?  Saizeriya (it’s in Japan)

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla with cherry 

30. McDonlads or Burger King? McDonalds 

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Kate McKinnon 

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? I’m like tipsy rn so? now? idk

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? honestly I don’t even known

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Wonder? idk

35. How many pets do you have? a single dog

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? idk something stupid like some cheese 

37. When was the first time you smoked? Like a cigarette? Never. Weed? Sometime last fall when I went camping 

38. Who last sent you a text? Stephanie 

39. Who did you last send a text to? Stephanie lmao 

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? i’d just die

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? Shit this is hard because like obviously Stephanie but also my family and there are 4 people in that and I can’t pick whos the most important out of them so 

42. Favorite song? I honestly don’t know

43. Favorite movie? Heathers 

44. When did you last cuddle someone? fuck idk like late march early april?

45. When did you last have sex? see above

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? probably either jump off a roof or tell my dad I’m into girls

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? Abandonment, yes. Constantly 

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? There are way to many fucked up things to even choose 

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? Idk there was one that at first I couldn’t let go but now I can so?

50. Where would you take a road trip? Albuquerque 

51. How do Mondays feel for you? during the summer, whatever. During the year, like i put a vacuum on my face 

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? Omg Stephanie how did you get to Germany 

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? a weird combo of both tbh

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? Idk I guess getting into JMU is p good 

55. What scares you about your future? That I won’t’ do well enough to get into Optometry school 

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? easier to transport 

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? so many things 

58. How does it feel to be photographed? sometimes I hate it but i like being able to look back on the moments 

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? oh god... maybe seeing my dad cry while I went through security out of Japan for the last time 

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? No. I want my children to be better than me in every way so that once I’ve taught them all I know they can then teach me what they’ve learned 

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? I try to stand for it 

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? If I had the talent, be a stage actor 

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? That surgery went well yesterday 

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? Well I mean, yeah 

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? a pool locker room 

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? nope

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? Dylan

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? Tori

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? Dom

70. How tall are you? 5′10

71. How much do you weigh? 144 which I was hype about because the last time I’d checked I was 150

72. What color is your hair naturally?  like dirty blondeish?

73. What size jeans do you wear? 8 I think but idk

74. What is your favorite color to wear?   black

75. Do you have any piercings?    just ears

76. Do you have any tattoos?    no

77. Do you care how other people see you?    I mean yeah

78. Do you like sports?  I love ballet but other than that no 

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships?  It depends. Like below 25 if you have more than a few years I’m iffy, but the older you are the more lenient I am 

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships?    idgaf

81. Do you believe in karma or fate?    yeah

82. Do you keep a journal? no   

83. Describe the last dream you remember: I can’t remember a recent one 

84. Describe your favorite dream: Don’t really have one

85. Where are some places you would like to visit? Canada, South America, Paris, etc   

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend? Paramore and Halsey but I’m too stressed about money to buy tickets 

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy? BTR and early 2000s songs rn

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad?  Breakup songs. I have a playlist

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles, yes

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages? I like sex on the beaches and vodka mixed with cranberry juice 

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? no cigarettes or cigars. Tried weed twice but it didn’t work 

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? Stephanie becuase she’s always there for me and when everything in my life is falling apart she’s always my rock and I just love her so much 

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member? I don’t know what this means

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Of my current friends? Nah I don’t think so

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? I DON’T WANT TO DIE

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? yeah

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? //actual// ex? idk maybe 

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? been there, done that

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? dude

101. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day

102. How often do you shower?  When was the last time you had a shower? I try to shower every day. I just took a bath and then washed my hair with the shower head

103. How often do you shave your legs?  rarely lmao

104. Political affiliation? dude

105. Opinion on abortion? duDE

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? dUDE

107. Should prostitution be legalized? honestly I don’t know enough to say

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? wtf kind of meta

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? it’s easier that way

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? just like... make everyone stop hating everyone else so much

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? acting

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? 100%

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? well technically I live in both Germany and America so this question is too complex

114. Why are you the person you are? what

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? I try but I’ve had slipups

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? bc ppl suc

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? I’‘d probably be a lot more outgoing 

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? no

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? Well my mom just texted me and she really liked turtles 

120. Want someone back in your life? At times, but then I remember they’re gone for a reason 

121. What are you excited for? PRAGUE

122. Are you scared to fall in love? sometimes 

123. When is your next road trip?idk

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? told stephanie I love her

125. Do you like to cuddle? yeh

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? maybe? idk

127. Plans for tomorrow? we’re going to see castles 

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much

129. How is life going for you right now? :/

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? yep

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? tori

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? I mean I never have, but I think I could if the military would butt out 

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? transformation 

134. Background on your cell phone? the lockscreen is a gradient from purple to pink and the background is Tyler on a piano 

135. What are you thinking about right this second? these questions 

136. Last book you read? How was it? I Wrote This For You. made me cry. I loved it 

137. What is the last thing you bought? coffee at the airport 

138. Do you live with your parents? during holidays 

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? no

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? not like A-list

141. What are you like when you’re drunk?  super giggly 

142. What are you like when you’re high? idk

143. Do you want children? yeah

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? as many as I can 

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope 

147. Who was your first real crush? this guy Matt in 4th grade lmao

148. What are you allergic to? grass and pollen 

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? rn I like the name Vita but ask again in like 3 months 

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Girl just because I feel like I’d be able to raise her better 

151. How did you get your name? My sister pointed at my mom’s baby bump and was like “Michelle!” and they were like ok

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheek bones 

153. What is your biggest goal in life? be happy. Like fully

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? nah

155. Do you think aliens are real? YES

156. What age did you start drinking? my first drink was at 14 but I started like regulatory drinking at 17 

157. What do you think of President Obama? YES

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? nah

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? idk

160. Story of your first kiss? we were at a park 

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? same as ^

162. Story of the first time you had sex? I went over to her house while her parents were at work 

163. When did you first have sex? when I was 18

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex? ^

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? nope

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)? Holtzman

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram? 44/87/19

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook? yeah

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person? 14, when we broke up and I realized I was confusing a crush for love 

171. Do you talk to yourself? wayyyy too much 

172. How old will you be on your next birthday? 20

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed? tinder 

174. Do you have any hickies? not rn

175. Turn ons? being confident without being cocky 

176. Turn offs? acting like you’re entitled to me

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? petty, creative 

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? idiot, hard working 

179. How many siblings do you have? 1

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yeah

that took so long omg. ily

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All of them. Every single questions. All of the questions.

HECK, BRO

ASK MEME 1

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

“What did I put in my hot chocolate last night?”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We both exist.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

We wouldn’t be dating in the first place lol.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

It’s exactly six letters.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Ye

7. What does your last received text say?

“Miss you!”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Math

9. Where was your last kiss at?

Earth

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have a sister so…

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

They require effort, and are challenging, but they shouldn’t always be hard.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Probs, but I wouldn’t because I have to live with the choices I made or else I’d create Flashpoint.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Our focus would probs be on getting out.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I gave myself a middle name (Alexander) when I was little, but yes I do know someone!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Sweatpants

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

If God wills it!

20. Does anyone like you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Ye, but it is justified and felt by so many people.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yep!

25. In the past week have you cried?

Nope

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

My priest’s puppy (though I claim him as my own too): Hardy! He’s a lab/bull mix!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Both, I guess

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope

29. Do you think you’re old?

I’m 21 so no lol.

30. Do you like text messaging?

I do

31. What type of day are you having?

It’s been a busy day!

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nope

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yep!

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Both I guess? I’m simple, but deep - ya feel?

37. What song are you listening to?

“Highest Praises” by Amanda Cook

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

I say “I’m sorry” a lot but when I say it, I mean it.39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yep40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

I don’t like anyone lol.41. When did you last receive a text message?

Like a few seconds ago.42. What is wrong with you right now?

*gestures towards my whole existence*43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

We’re super close so very well.44. Does anyone disgust you?

This one person who manipulated and stole from the Church community.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

I would take time to discern it.46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yep!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My friend/coworker.48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Red.49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

I guess so?50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

I don’t give up on people, but I know when to step away.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Not at all

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

There was one time I tried to, but couldn’t.53. Do you like rain?

Depends! If I’m at home, yeah. But I don’t like going outside or traveling when it’s raining. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I would, fam. Gotta stay hydrated.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yep 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Heck ye57. Are you shy?

Not really, but I’m more open and such when I already know someone. 58. Do you get along with girls?

Yep!59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Nope 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

It used to be my rosary, but I have that away. Right now it would be my phone. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Give me a friend, holy water, and light and I would. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yep 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Fam I can’t even remember the past hour. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

I do like forehead kisses65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I saw my nephew so yes!

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

Math

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 

I mean I trim my own nails so   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

The sweet taste of death69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

I don’t have a car, but I would not put stickers on it (unless it’s Catholic tbh).    70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

Amanda Cook.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   

I think last year? 73. Do you like diet soda?    

Nope74. What color are the walls in your room?   

Green 75. Are you 16 or older?    

Ye76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

Nope77. Do you have a job?    

Multiple jobs, yes!  78. What are your initials?    

N.E.V.E.R.G.O.N.N.A.G.I.V.E.Y.O.U.U.P.79. Did you ever have braces?    

Yep!80. Are you from the south?    

Personally, no. But my family is from the south south known as South America.

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

So many people have tagged me in memes that I had to scroll back a bit, but my last status was a check in at my hotel in MD: “And now, it's time to rest. 😴”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

Nope83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

I’m not “close” with either, but I spend time with both of them a lot since they’re always together.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

One time I dropped a chicken nugget and had to stretch to get it so ye85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Rogue One86. Do you smoke?   

Nope 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Flip flops88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Ye89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   

Straight ??????90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

Ye91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Lake92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Nah93. …Had sex in a car?    

No fam94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

Single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

I think I had just finished praying the rosary on stream with some friends.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

I don’t remember tbh97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

I would prefer a better one98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

Nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

Nope    100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?  

Nope  101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

Nope102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

I don’t listen to her so lol103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

Nope104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

Nah fam

ASK MEME 2

1. selfie

I don’t remember the context so don’t ask xD

2. what would you name your future kids?

I’ve got a whole list lol. But my faves are: John Paul (JP), Benedict, Peter, Hosea, Judah, Therese, Hope, Rose, Mary, etc.

3. do you miss anyone?

Yep!

4. what are you looking forward to?

Kicking off our new ministry in my Archdiocese!

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

My best friend, Peter!

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

Depends

7. what was your life like last year?

Different

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

P sure ye

9. who did you last see in person?

My friends/coworkers.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

Yes and no

11. are you listening to music right now?

Yeah!

12. what is something you want right now?

Now I want a smoothie.

13. how do you feel right now?

Pretty tired from a long week

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

About an hour ago

15. personality description

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

Yep

17. opinion on insecurities.

I have a lot of them

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

Yes and no.

19. have you ever been to New York?

I live right by it so lol

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

*sweats nervously*

I can’t choose because the only songs I’ve been playing for like a month are:

“Closer”, “Bitter/Sweet”, “Highest Praises”, “City of Hope”, and “Pieces” all by Amanda Cook.

21. age and birthday?

21, December 9th.

22. description of crush.

N/A

23. fear(s)

Being forgotten is one.

24. height

Uh 5′8″ p sure.

25. role model

JPII!

26. idol(s)

No idols fam

27. things i hate

Bad graphic design tbh

28. i’ll love you if…

You are fun and deep idk haha

29. favourite film(s)

So many favorites but my main favorite is It’s a Wonderful Life.

30. favourite tv show(s)

The Flash.

31. 3 random facts

I’m the palest Hispanic ever.

My skin is soft and people are always touching it.

I have way too many books, but that is not a problem at all.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

It’s an equal balance.

33. something you want to learn

ASL!

34. most embarrassing moment

My confession story tbh.

35. favourite subject

Theology!

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

Get fit

Become more myself

Become a saint

37. favourite actor/actress

I don’t really have any lol

38. favourite comedian(s)

Tim Hawkins, hands down.

39. favourite sport(s)

Soccer and Archery.

40. favourite memory

Sitting down at the Nature Reserve at my college with my friends and watching the stars show up. It was the first time I felt like life would be okay.

41. relationship status

Single

42. favourite book(s)

Man and Woman He Made Them: A Theology of the Body by Saint John Paul II, I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak, and a bunch of theological books that I won’t bore you with :p

43. favourite song ever

I don’t have a “favorite” song because I love so many songs so much, but one song that never fails to hype me up is “The Great Escape” by Boys Like Girls.

44. age you get mistaken for

17 probs.

45. how you found out about your idol

I don’t have an idol lol.

46. what my last text message says

Now it’s “I like the redesign, can you send me the file so I can print the banner?”

47. turn ons

Funny, strives for holiness, gentle and kind, good with kids, empathetic, loving.

48. turn offs

Selfishness, anger, hardened heart, etc.

49. where i want to be right now

Home, but like, home in the sense of being where I am meant to be.

50. favourite picture of your idol

Don’t have an idol so.

51. starsign

Sign of the Cross

52. something i’m talented at

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

53. 5 things that make me happy

My friends

My best friend

My nephew

Memes

Jesus

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

I didn’t do my homework this week for one class because I’ve been so busy and even though I logically know that my grade will not be hurt in any way, I’m still pretty anxious about it.

55. tumblr friends

So many, but I’d like to point out this specific loser: @patron-saint-of-smart-asses

56. favourite food(s)

Colombian food.

57. favourite animal(s)

Red Pandas!

58. description of my best friend

He’s holy, a leader, and I am constantly inspired and fueled by our friendship. We never hesitate to call each other “brother” and to tell people (and each other) how much we love each other. I am grateful for our friendship and brotherhood, it is everything I prayed for in a friend and more.

59. why i joined tumblr

The main reason was to evangelize and to make friends. Now it’s to banter and share memes (and the other two reasons I guess).

60. ask me anything you want 

Didn’t ask anything so :p

[labellerose-acheron]

33-40 all

33: Do youwant to get married one day?

Belle: lol sheis married /weeps gentlySimba: YES GODYES PLEASEToulouse: hewould like to but he’s also jaded and would say no if someone askedBambi: nah famPerdita: she’snot itching for itSweet: sure,he’d like toMaui: yeah,actuallyAttina: ofcourse!!!!Hercules: yeah,ofcAkela: he wasmarried it was the greatest yearso f his life i CRYPeach: eh sureUrsula: nah

34: What do you think about getting yourpartner's name tattooed?

Belle: lol noSimba: he mightget like a “b” but not the full name, would def do his kids thoToulouse: neverever EVERBambi: lmao noPerdita: lmao noSweet: nahMaui: yeahmaybe tbhAttina: eh nobut maybe something to represent themHercules: nahAkela: pfft noPeach: nahUrsula: never

35: Could you be in a relationship withoutsex?

Belle: tbhyeah probablySimba: no, sexis an important part of emotional connection for himToulouse: yupwould be perfectly fine--tho still kisses and cuddles and stuffBambi: probablynotPerdita: definitelynotSweet: yeah hecould do that, though not his preferenceMaui: wtfkind of relationship - mauiAttina: uhh imean she may be okay but she also wants kids...so...Hercules: ehprobably tbhAkela: yeah hecould do that esp now that’s he’s old and sadPeach: pfft nOUrsula: alsonah she is a physical being

36: Are you still a virgin?

Belle: noSimba: noToulouse: noBambi: yesPerdita: noSweet: noMaui: noAttina: noHercules: noAkela: noPeach: yesUrsula: no

37: What's more important: Looks orpersonality?

Belle: personality100%Simba: a goodmixture of both, personality moreso tho but there has to be aphysicalattractionToulouse: personality,though looks must be considered--lou can find beauty in anyone thoBambi: ...l oo k s...at this point in his life anywayPerdita: bothSweet: personalityMaui: looksAttina: both(if pressed she’d say looks this is why u have problems girl)Hercules: personalitymy sweet boiAkela: alsopersonalityPeach: looks100%Ursula: lookstbh

38: Do you enjoy love films?

Belle: shelikes romance novels...Simba: YESBEST FILMSToulouse: ...yes...Bambi: nahthey’re okayPerdita: notparticularlySweet: a feware good (he likes shit like fuckin old school stuff idek)Maui: no pfftdumbAttina: YES!!(likes horror better tho tbh)Hercules: sureAkela: hasprobably never seen one even tho bollywood films are hellaPeach: yes!!Ursula: eh

39: Have you ever given anyone/receivedroses?

Belle: tbh no?I don’t think so? Adam may’ve given her one from his garden maybeSimba: it’shis #brandToulouse: literallyjust gave some to daisy and her fam, but never romantically. Never got flowersfrom his art shows either :(Bambi: nopePerdita: yeahi’m sure all her admirers /tosses her hairSweet: ehh notreally? He’s more of a here i picked this wildflower for u on the way herekinda guyMaui: nopeAttina: yes!Tho idk if she’s ever given bc gender normsHercules: hasprobably given; and been rejectedAkela: i doubtroses are a big thing in rural india but he brought his wife bouquets ofwildflowersPeach: no>:(Ursula: probablyyeah

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

Belle: er tbhnot technically? lolSimba: yes!!!Toulouse: nopeBambi: nopePerdita: paul ?Sweet: yesMaui: noAttina: yesHercules: no D:Akela: no pfftwhat is thatPeach: she’sforcing phillip this yearUrsula: no