#((who'd want to fuck a fossil))

[chounaifu]

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"Y'know I never took you for someone who'd ever need formal wear... that looks better."

Actions Speak Louder Than Words

"Y'know how many black tie events I actually have to go to?" Proton huffs with annoyance, eyes looking off to the side as the detective helped him get his tie adjusted. Admittedly, even though he knew how to adhere it to himself properly, the executive was in a rush; he'd forgotten to put this event in Pewter City on his calendar.

"A lot actually," he answers before John even has the time to respond.

"Comes with the business-- yeah uh don't gimme that fuckin' look," he huffs again, waving his hand. "I'm not just running around and mauling people all day, that's my night work-- by DAY I'm usually talking to these rich old money fucks so that I can get a bigger piece of their customer base."

Today's subject of the serpent's manipulation was the curator of the Pewter City Museum. He had wanted to slither his way into the the 'good graces' of the stern man so that Rocket could get better access to their harvested fossil specimens. They weren't exactly in the businesses of mining them from Mt. Moon anymore, due to new protective laws, but that did not mean they couldn't learn more in another way.

Stubborn as he was about accepting help, Proton DOES eventually straighten out his blazer, and punctuates his thought with:

"That does look a lot better, thanks."

[tsuki-sennin]

I posted 3,241 times in 2021

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I added 88 tags in 2021

#tsuki talks - 19 posts

#kamen rider - 19 posts

#kamen rider revice - 16 posts

#revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils - 13 posts

#kamen rider saber - 5 posts

#about me - 4 posts

#personal - 3 posts

#ask box - 3 posts

#pokemon - 3 posts

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#you lose enough as it is don't listen to the lies of a woman who willingly named a child a fucking trigonometry problem

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hey, Revice fans... Happy Jeanne Debut Day~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-YOU TELL ME GEORGE, CAUSE FROM YOUR FREAK OUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MADE IT!

-Well of course the main Rider's not gonna have their death stick, Vice! The hell do you think this is, Kabuto!?

-Oh c'mon Vice, don't mock the poor girl.

-Yeah that's right! Trip!

-Oh, you can just... conjure Vistamps?

-I may be misremembering, but I don't really think that Ikki counts as "more people".

-Oh, that's a spicy purple.

-I wonder what kind of extremely marketable character Sakura's inner demon is?

-Ah, a scrapped concept? Somebody's been digging through your trash then.

-Ewwwwwww, it divides. Why does it make that noise!?

-Yep, you're gonna die thinking like that, Counselor Man. Nobody can take the place of Gifu-sama.

-Anxiety really do be like that. :(

-Ikki-nii, you gotta digest a bit before you go running off like that! At least do some stretches!

-Aguilera-sama coming in with the drip, we stan :pray emoji: :fire emoji: :100 emoji:

-OH WOW, THAT'S

Not good. That's immensely fucked up

-I guess it's a callback to Golgom tried to prepare Kotaro and Nobuhiko for Century/Creation Kinghood since birth, but like... considering Aguilera's apparently engaged to Gifu this makes me think about things I... really don't wanna think about.

-Is this really the time, Hiromicchi? I mean, I feel for you, lots of us've been there, but there's a whole ass army of skeleton dudes and a creepy counselor guy!

-Huh... you didn't have anyone there for you, so you choose to be someone who'd always be there to fight and protect those who don't have anyone. That's... wonderful of you, why do you keep impressing me?

-Tertiary Rider Gang Rise Up.

-Hyper Muteki Sakura, pass it on

-There's a good big brother right there :)

-C'mon, Sakura-chan~! Show those hell freaks what for!

-Oh, so trying to create a nightmare chimera hellspawn demon Rider Spider-Man results in getting booted out of the transformation! Good to know~! If I had to see Demons Entire Goddamn Animal Kingdom Genomes so early in the show, the CGI alone would've been its own nightmare.

-Lot of POV shots this season, I noticed.

-Wolf Man and Squid Devil are joining the battle, I see!

-Okay, whatever I may end up feeling about Revice by the end of the season, this is a good goddamn scene right here, but I'm sure as to whether or not I like it. The lighting is absolutely gorgeous, I love the quiet underscoring soundtrack, it's a really good raw character moment from someone I've been rooting for all this time... but it feels a bit awkward, you feel me? The camera's way too close to her face, and it feels like I'm invading her personal space.

-So, Aguilera definitely took the Libera Driver.

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10 notes • Posted 2021-11-28 17:17:10 GMT

#4

Coming at you Live, which is Evil spelled backwards, Tsuki with another Revice commentary! 

Spoilers, I guess...

-Ah, don’t worry Vice, I took a shower around 30 minutes ago, I’m good to go.

-YES, DID DAIJI COME HOME?

-FUCK.

-Oh wow, that is dirty.

-These finishers are getting brutal.

-More Mole!

-Ya boy Hiromicchi coming in with the save!

-Oh c’mon Vice, read the room.

-...oh Jesus, he can read your thoughts. That’s... that’s awful, I don’t want Vice anywhere near my brain.

-You’re too good for Karizaki and Wakabayashi, Hiromi. :(

-I didn’t think I’d like you this much, but Tertiary Riders seem to have that effect on me.

-Yep, there’s that classic question. “Is Kamen Rider unnecessary?” Idk how popular of an opinion this is, but I usually think it’s a pretty silly question when it comes up. Of course the job is takes a strain on the one behind the mask (both in universe and with the suit actors) and your concerns are incredibly valid, but... it’s made pretty evident in a lot of this franchise’s seasons that the police, government agencies and corporations “trying” to fight without the Riders are . I think the better question should be “Is it necessary for Ikki to be a Kamen Rider?”, which would speak more about Sakura’s concern for Ikki’s wellbeing and what might happen to Daiji.

-”That’s not where it hurts.” :(

-Anyway, here’s your weekly dose of fuck music.

-...y’know, Aguilera-sama, if I may, you guys haven’t made any real mention of limits to your Deadmans spawning besides needing their hosts to have a lot of inner turmoil or in the case of last episode’s bracchiosaurus, be assholes. Why not just go to a red light district or an ultranationalist hideout and stamp the hell out of those guys? They probably wouldn’t be good sacrifices to Gifu-sama, but you could sort all that out after you kill Ikki.

-And you, Wakabayashi, you should probably make George take a few days off. He doesn’t seem all that broken up about the whole Evil thing.

-Oh hey, Othello, neat. ...wait, this is blatant product placement. Oh Toei, you jerks. It’s thematically fitting, I guess, but couldn’t you have been a bit more clever about it?

-All this Sakura teasing is making me vibrate, just go all the way already!

-So, is everybody in a fetal position within their own mind? It’d explain a lot, considering...

-Ikki ni ikuze!

-Kagerou, are you still beating up these random scam callers?! Is there really no better plan you’re cooking up, or is Daiji preventing you from doing anything else?

-Man, that’s a cool bicycle.

-OOOOOOH, THAT JUMPING ARMLOCK SO COOL

-I agree, Hiromicchi is so cool.

-I see Vice went to the Chief Akiko Narumi school of being uninformed about this.

-Oh and it was after a wind attack too. >:v

-Ok, yeah that’s pretty clever.

-Wow, that was pretty tough for a kid.

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10 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 18:20:59 GMT

#3

Hello there, I have a new Discord server~!

Tsuki-Sennin invites you to fight, hone your skills, make friends, and shitpost. It's mostly complete, so if you wanna pop on in and visit, then go right ahead~! I look forward to seeing you!

12 notes • Posted 2021-10-07 01:10:47 GMT

#2

"I. HATE. SUPER HERO SENKI."

"All the Red Rangers in this movie make me do the Fortnite dance and they shout "go white boy go"." -Kaito Goshikida, 2021

19 notes • Posted 2021-07-13 21:41:27 GMT

#1

KAMEN RIDER KIVA IS LITERALLY MY IMMORTAL

I'm joking, obviously, but the similarites are really funny, considering they were released so close to each other in the decade where Twilight was at peak popularity.

-A controversial offshoot of an existing franchise. (One of the most infamous fanfics of all time based on Harry Potter vs. a show of contestable quality written by someone controversial among Rider fans.)

-Gothic aesthetics, music motifs, and vampire characters. (My Immortal's gratuitous use of Satanic/Christian imagery in conjunction with alternative rock/punk vs. Kiva's classic horror monster/stained glass motifs underscored with hard rock and violin.)

-Non-traditional vampire protagonist. (The depressive but cheerfully sadistic scene kid Ebony vs. the deeply anxious, possibly autistic musician Wataru.)

-Love triangles with the main character as components. (Jiro/Yuri/Otoya and Wataru/Mio/Taiga vs. Draco/Ebony/Vampire)

-Gratuitous bath scenes starring the main characters. (In different contexts for different effects, but there is a similarity.)

-Random perverts as recurring villains. (Snap/Loopin and the Spider Fangire.)

-Factions mentioned in passing that don't appear at all. (Hogwarts's "punk" population and the Ravenclaw house vs. five of the 13 Demon Races.)

-Glossing over terrible things main characters do. (Ebony's near constant acts of murder, slut-shaming, and violence vs. Jiro harassing and kidnapping Yuri)

-Conflict that could be resolved with simple conversations. (Kinda more Inoue's thing to be fair, but My Immortal could be used as a PSA argument in favor of polyamory with how many problems it could've solved.)

-Time travel late in the series between the late aughts and the 1980s for the purpose of stopping the villains.

-Numerous plot threads and ideas that go nowhere. ( concerts vs. Wataru trying to build a violin that surpasses the Bloody Rose)

-Gratuitous use of each other's opposite language. ("Hajimemashite, gurl" and "Konnichiwa, bitch!" vs. "Wake Up!" and "FI-SU-TO ON!")

-Troubled production (Tara and Raven's fighting/the alleged hack vs. Kiva's suits putting strain on Seiji Takaiwa's body.)

-A Bolivian army ending that leaves the audience hanging.

-"Tara Gilesbie" and "Toshiki Inoue" have the same number of letters in their names.

As a bonus (this one is definitely pushing it), but they both also have barely-related stories by same writers featuring similar characters. (Raven's abandoned I'm Not Okay/Ghost of You stories vs. the Kiva Tribute Arc in Zi-O that goes completely off the rails with the appearance of Ginga.)

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