#((I particularly like the 'dihydrogen monoxide' drink one XD

[thevalicemultiverse]

*snrrrk* I’m happy to be an inspiration! XD

Not Incorrect Quotes - Valicer and Maddie edition

because @thevalicemultiverse's continuous series makes me laugh and inspires me to write more of these, here are more situations I find these four in!

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Maddie: [sitting on the kitchen counter, eating oreos with milk]

Smiler: [snags one, munching away]

Maddie: Hey! I bought these with my own money, they're mine!

Smiler: Come on, didn't we teach you to share, dear?

Maddie: Yes, but I was also taught that NO means NO.

Smiler: NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE-

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Smiler: [making drinks for everyone]

Maddie: [already quite intoxicated] I'll take another one-!

Alice: Absolutely not-

Smiler: [pouring Maddie a shot of water] It's okay, Alice. I've got a special drink for her!

Maddie: [takes the shot, unknowingly] WOO that was strong! What liquor did you give me?

Smiler: It's a new science-based cocktail, dihydrogen monoxide!

Maddie: I'll take another one!

Victor: [leaning over to Alice, whispering] isn't that-

Alice: [whispering back] water? yes.

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Maddie: [getting ready for the day, putting on makeup]

Smiler: [watching her] So what does that do?

Maddie: [holds up the eye primer] This goes under the makeup to make sure it stays on longer.

Smiler: Ohhh. And that?

Maddie: [holds up the eyeliner] This lines the eye and accentuates its shape to give a more dramatic look.

Smiler: [nods] What about this? [holds up a beauty blender] It feels like a marshmallow.

Maddie: Not food. It's a makeup sponge, it helps apply foundation.

Smiler: Ah. [sets it down, pauses] Can you do my makeup?

Maddie: [with stars in her eyes] I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK-

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[some of maddie's friends are over, chilling in the living room]

Friend 1: Maddie, remember when you climbed the trellis of Jackson's house and snuck in his room?

Maddie: [laughs] Yeah, and then we TP'd his house

Friend 2: Weren't you high on acid when you did that-

Maddie: SHHHHH

Alice: [happened to walk by, looks at Maddie] Acid?

Maddie: [groans] Yeah. Acid.

Smiler: [also walks in] You've done acid?

Maddie: Multiple times.

Alice: I thought your days of drug use were over?

Maddie: They are, we're talking about something from my past.

Alice: Ah. So how does the story end?

Maddie: Well, acid makes hallucinations much worse, shockingly. I ended up running around in Jackson's yard screaming because the toilet paper looked like ghosts.

Alice: [trying not to laugh] Guess that means you won't be dropping acid again anytime soon, right?

Maddie: Exactly.