#(+ given the way they talked about it: horrified by the mere concept of tories.)

[soveryanon]

6. ABSOLUTE SHIT at lying (All of Jon in season 2 (special mention to “It, ah, uh, it’s a, a performance review thing, going over some files for it.” “But that looks like a picture of his house?” “Confidential files that you… Legally, you shouldn’t really be looking at them, please, er, please leave–”) / Melanie “Ahaha, I brought you a nonpoisoned coffee because you’re such a lovely boss and I do that all the time, nothing to get suspicious about!” King)

7. DELIQUENTS who sneak their ways in places they shouldn’t be (Jon “I broke into Gertrude’s flat!” and stealing the key to the tunnels from Elias’s desk at the beginning of season 2; Serial Trespasser Melanie sneaking her way into closed hospitals and train graveyards, and stealing evidence from Elias’s office.)

(3bis. Specifically got stabbed in the shoulder by a scalpel.)

Cant decide which is funnier tbh.

Martin and georgie looking vaguely similar and outing jon as having a TYPE

Or

Jon and melanie looking vaguely similar outing GEORGIE as having a TYPE