Something glitches in the universe and loop has to weekend-at-bernie's siffrin until the party reaches the king and when siffrin comes back to the favor tree they kill him over it
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I sometimes wonder if Owen Carvour was bullied in middle school
Not related to the above but I feel like Owen has pretty terrible abandonment issues. I mean, I'm actually certain he does. Curt abandons him and he goes on a killing spree. I wonder how many other people have left him, how many times people say they'd be by his side only to leave him when push came to shove. Owen probably believed it when Curt said it after some time, probably hoped Curt wasn't like all the others. Because Curt isn't like all the others, he shows genuine care for Owen. It's probably one of the first times Owen has felt comfortable with a person, because he knows Curt's going to come back eventually. Their job pulls them together, I'm sure the agencies put them on missions together because they work well with each other. Curt's in some way is the only consistent thing about Owen's life, which is scary because Curt could die on any random mission.
And so, of course, Curt leaves him. He's just like everyone else now, as far as Owen's concerned
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lil doodle i made of Nimh petting his ears because yes
have a wholesome bunny boy
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Wei Wuxian is that one legit cool kid in the class, who, when all "supposedly cool kids" go crazy about stanley cup, he's walking leisurely to the room, holding a regular water bottle with Superhero image.
"What? This bottle? Uncle Jiang bought it for me along with Jiang Cheng's a few years ago. It's still usable."
Just like how, when every Cultivator named their swords with cool and impactful names, yet WWX happily brandished a sword named Suibian and even feel proud for it.
Because that's something given by Jiang Fengmian. The people he treasured.
So what if other people will ridicule his Sword's name?
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being able to obtain fathom breed change scrolls from pinkerton is so funny to me bc now i just have the mental image of crim throwing entire dragons 5 times her size onto the pile
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Guys, I've figured out what sorts of fictional men I'm attracted to. I made a CHART.
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Enid: "I met a girl last night, mom. She's really pretty"
Esther: "Well, it's more about personality, right?"
Enid: "No. It's about how hot she is"
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Okay but have you ever decided that the world is too much today so you go take quick shower in the bathtub and sit, for half as long as the shower took, in the dirty you soup?
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i like dropping little tidbits about upcoming fics as if i'm a huge name brand movie studio dropping tiny crumbs of information to goad people so they freak tf out when the full thing drops 馃槍
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sometimes when i'm about to go to bed I get a silly idea and have to draw it out quickly before i forget
and by draw it out i mean i go into my notes app and draw it while half asleep
any way found this in which luigi wore a dress and bowser liked it
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