#'to the kids in class I'm Mr. Texas but you can call me Ft. Worth'

[13thpythagoras]

Now kids, get in here, please introduce yourself to this nice person!

this is my son Austin, this is my daughter Houston, my son San Antonio, this is my other son Dallas, my daughter Texarkana, my other son Brownsville, and this is my gender-neutral child Amarillo, and my shy daughter over there, aw come on out Sugarland they ain't gon bite