#'the resulting eructation enough to... completely stop the music all over the house'
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Anon who sent in the frat party scenario: While all the guys try (and fail) to outburp her, the shy girl is still getting bombarded with praise for that crazy belch and might even be getting flirted with a little so she decided to drink a bit more to calm her nerves. Unfortunately she doesn't quite realize that she picked a soda until she finishes the whole thing and locks herself in the bathroom to try and muffle the burp she can feel making it's way from her stomach up her throat and out of her mouth.
It doesn't work of course, the resulting eructation enough to nearly shake the door of it's hinges and completely stop the music all over the house.
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nonnie. i'm at a loss for words. this is... this is sheer perfection. i haven't been able to stop thinking about this from the moment i read it.
i need to write this. i already have a million different wips but i need to write this. is there a way you'd like me to give you credit for this idea when i get around to writing and posting it? this is ofc not me trying to pressure you into giving yourself a name (i love all my named anons, but i love my unnamed anons just as much, and i only want you to name yourself because you want to) so i can just credit you as an anon on my blog if that's what you'd prefer. let me know what you'd like because i want to give you credit for this heaven sent idea!!
#burping#answered#sword anon#'the resulting eructation enough to... completely stop the music all over the house'#YOU ALL KNOW ME SO WELL#LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT
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