#'how do you know it's gay yearning???' because I've felt gay yearning I'm an expert on this trust me

[romance-of-three-memes]

The way Jia Chong and Zhuge Dan are portrayed in Dynasty Warriors is so funny because they both clearly have bad cases of gay yearning for the Sima brother they respectively advise, but instead of this being a point of potential commiseration or allyship they see one another as losers. You can't tell me that Zhuge Dan doesn't think Jia Chong's taste is absolute trash. Jia Chong respects Zhuge Dan's taste even if it's different from his own, but that's literally the only thing about him he respects.