#'for sale: baby shoes never worn' <- saddest flash fiction of the 1900s

[ruusverd]

Congratulations to the least amount of effort I have ever seen put into persuading customers that a sandwich is worth $10.

Sir you just took that out of some school kid's lunch, clingwrap and all. Didn't even give it a fancy name or pretend it's made with all-natural ingredients straight from the dawn of time or anything. It's just a plain white bread tuna salad sandwich. In cling wrap.