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[devil-in-hiding]

… I have a brainworm and I must share

Simon feeling subby and cockwarming Price. Just… mmmmmmmmf

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i think of this often because Simon would n o t understand the appeal of it when John brings it up him, but he can not deny him when his boyfriend stares at him with a little smile on his face, rubbing big hands over his hips.

“Oh come on Simon, I think you’d really like it love.”

“Just sitting there? Not doing anything?” Simon scoffs, but he wraps his arms around Price’s neck, raising a brow and the bearded man smiles

“You can finish that book that’s been on our nightstand for three months.”

And when it comes down to it and Simon finds himself on Price’s lap in the man’s recliner (thank god this thing is sturdy), face scrunched up and breathing heavy as Price’s cock nudges at his sweet spot. His cock twitches, and he feels his jaw clench. “John-“

“Just relax love. C’mere.” He pulls Simon into a soft kiss, caressing his back until he feels his boy slowly relaxing into his hold. “That’s a good boy Simon.”

[roachesbf]

You already know who it isssssss!!!

If you’re up for it, considering you’ve already done a bear courting fic with König if I’m correct.. anywho, if you’re up to it! Bear!Price.

He’s just so big and hairy, and likely musky with an earthy scent. Probably constantly scenting your room or clothes, sometimes even your person as a whole. Big hands keeping you as close as possible.

He’s so possessive at times, keeping you in big bear hugs as he huffs and growls towards anyone too close for liking. He just wants you to himself, can’t risk having someone else’s scent on you.

The man is a heavy sleeper, and refuses to let you go once you’re in bed with him. Keeping you borderline hostage as he purrs and hums pleasantly.

And he’s big on providing. Living up to his little fishermen’s hat as he constantly goes out and brings you back the nicest fish he could find. He wants to show you that he can provide! The perfect mate, no?

He’s just so big on making sure you’re safe and loved. He wants you to know it too. Doting on you constantly and spoiling you with his love.

Anywhooo, per usual, keep up the amazing work!!<333

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Bear Price Headcanons

Hohoho you’re totally right about Price’s scenting obsession, he loves having you wear his clothing. Hats, jackets, shirts you name it, at this point his clothes are your clothes. He’s got such an aggressive scent to others though, it’s almost impossible to not smell him on you since he’s with you any chance he gets. Holding you close or nuzzling his beard into your neck, tickling you in the process. It quite literally makes everyone sick and they complain to him about constantly scenting you but he just looks away and says he has no idea what they’re talking about. 

This mf is so funny though because in his sleep he’ll accidentally roll onto you, a few smacks on his back he wakes up and with a grumbly tone says “Sorry about that love :3” But he’s not sorry at all because he thinks it’s pretty funny and you’re lucky if he doesn’t do it again later that night. If he's not on top of you he’s got you in a strong hold on your waist, keeping you close that he’s practically suffocating you but shittt nobody here is gonna complain.

I feel like he’s very embarrassed about being jealous and possessive, because what does he have to worry about at his grown age. If he was doing something and he saw someone interacting with you in a way he didn’t like, he'd immediately pause whatever he was doing, it’s a simple way of body language to show that he’s distressed. Afterwards he’ll go and wrap an arm around your waist and give you a kiss on the lips before asking what you were talking about. 

If you tease him about it he’ll just gruff and say “So what..” Of course make, him feel better by giving him a kiss on the cheek. It's very sweet and domestic, always managing to calm him down. 

Tbh Price to me is that one image where it’s like my bitch wife tells me what to do, if he sees you being too rowdy, he’s picking you up over your shoulder. Or he’ll place his bucket hat on you, which surprises you so much you don’t even remember what got you acting out in the first place. He also does that to be smug, he knows everybody hates it and thinks it's ugly…but they also simultaneously want it, it's a need. So when you walk in with the hat, they’re just so jealous because how do you have it???

In my heart I know he is a great cook, and it’s one of the biggest things he does to show off to you. Not only is he strong, smart, but he’s an incredible cook. He’d bend over backwards to impress you with his cooking, he also knows cooking is a thing a lot of guys lack in so it’s just another thing he has over others that proves he’s better.  

[miilkybnn]

Your Roach makes me bounce off the walls- got me vocal stimming like an over excited Guinea pig- kicking my feet and doodling hearts around his name-

You genuinely capture his personality in your design alone!! And omg- his physique!! His everything- I’m so obsessseedddd!!!

Feeding us a full blown meal- breakfast: Roach, lunch: Roach, dinner: Roach, dessert: Roach!!

Sorry, I’m just like- so head over heels for him and there’s so little fanart I can find- anyways, love your art!! Take care<333

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he finds u very endearing (and so do i)

[octopiys]

Hi again friend! I’m glad you’re liking my quotes. I have two this time!

“Depression is kicking my ass more than my mother ever could”

“You don’t know true terror till you almost send your parent gay porn”

If you ever get bored of my quotes don’t hesitate to say so, I don’t want to bother you. Have a good time zone friend!

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No worries at all anon I love the quotes :D hope you're having an awesome timezone!

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Incorrect CoD as Quotes(OR things my friends have said)

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Soap, tearing into the room: GAZ-

Gaz: wh? Hello? What happened to knocking?

Soap: doesn't matter, hide me!

Gaz: oh fuck no, I'm not doing that again, you know how terrifying Ghost was when he-

Soap: you don't know true terror until you almost send your captain gay porn, hide me!

Gaz:

Gaz: you almost WHAT

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Los Vaqueros and TF-141 after celebrating a successful mission :

Alejandro: you know, Ghost....

Ghost:

Alejandro: the first time I met you, I thought you were gay

Rodolfo: was.... was that an unspoken thing?

Gaz: we haven't talked about that?

Soap: YOU ARE????

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Nikolai: don't freak out, it's okay, he already saw my boobs on the bus!

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Price: ohhh Simon I forgot how good of a bitch you could be-

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Roach: don't worry guys, the guy of all time has arrived!!

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Price, playing minecraft, speaking to villagers: can you have babies so I can kidnap them?

Laswell: John what the f-

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Alejandro, watching the 141 "train": what are they... even doing?

Rodolfo: they're like prehistoric planet.

Alejandro:

Rodolfo: we don't know much about them.

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Soap: so my senior prank was filling up a staircase with balloons.

Soap: and one girl opened the doors and let all of them out by walking through it.

Soap: so next year I think we should do it again

Soap: but with lasers.

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König: I made a bet with God at aquatica!

Roach: ???

König: he said no.

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Graves: in God we trust. Hoo rah.

Alejandro: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE-

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Alex: I made a dick joke and Ghost just stared at me.

Alex: I'm... not actually sure what to do now.

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Soap: well you know what they say, when life gets rough-

Ghost: depression is kicking my ass more than my father ever could.

Soap:

Soap: okay, I feel like ye should really see someone for that

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Gaz: is he white? Cus if he is, then we don't have that in common.

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Rodolfo: I'm pretty sure that kid just called you a bitch in four different languages.

Valeria:

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Price: nothing says team bonding like getting secondhand high!

Laswell: JOHN

Price: IT WASNT MY FAULT-

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A stimboard for a fictive of Prince August from High Class Homos for @the-hive-court with bright colors, pastel pink, and things like castle playsets

Credits: x x x / x x / x x x

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[beeholyshit]

"You make me the happiest man, Kai-kai!!!"

[timmy-bee]

✦ CANISCORRUPTUS

┈ a gender related to dogs/wolves and being a corrupted king! ✧ req'd by anon

[tapiocakisses]

hellooo !! i bring to you markie's babies !! we gave them away in january, but they're so cute. it makes me cry.

[ @tirasamu + @gojoest ]

[writersp3n]

if you wanna be added to my kinktober masterlist reply to this post!!

the masterlist will be posted in a few days

[boyccubus]

people make me sick sometimes.

[imagoddamnonionmason]

My conversations about fictional men with my bestie on discord should never see the light of day

[roachesbf]

Considering your courting series, which I love dearly, what about Horangi? He’d obviously be a tiger, of course he would.

But what about him being a possessive guy. Having his tail wrapped around reader at all times possible. Or dragging reader to sun bathe with him due to his cat like tendencies.

Even just forcing reader to stay put while he naps in his lap, giving him a warning glare of tries to move.

Just overall giving that same sass as any cat. Not wanting to lose his prized possession.

Gosh- Horangi would be such a possessive and clingy guy. Mein kleiner tiger<3

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Tiger Horangi Courting Headcanons

At first Horangi wants to see what you’re made of!! When you spar he makes sure that by the end of it you’re both tired. The more you both spar together, the harder it is to really determine if you’re sparring anymore lololol. By the time you’ve decided that you want to be with him he’ll always be on you, rubbing his face against yours. After missions, especially tough ones, he likes to take care of you and clean you up. He’ll mess with your hair, and give you kitty licks in hopes that it eases any tension in your body (Weird for actual humans to do but this is animal courting so take his licks or leave it lol). Horangi will even take his mask off in the comfort of either room, and give you love bites as a way to tease you. Of course if it actually hurts he’ll give it a kiss as an apology. 

When you’re both just on base he’ll like to stalk you and then pounce just to catch you off guard. That one joke that’s like “If I run to him he will catch me,” he totally does that to you. He also does this behavior in bed, you’ll be lying down and then Horangi decides that he feels like wrestling you because it’s funny. Tigers can’t purr but they do chuff, so after he’s satisfied with messing with you, he’s a cuddle bug all over and is nuzzling and rubbing along your sides. He feels less active during hot weather, so one those days you’re most likely going to get nothing done as he drags you somewhere to nap, and even if you try to get out he’ll wrap his tail around your leg which ultimately drags you back down. He’ll paw at you and complain that you woke him up, which now has him securing his arms around your waist.

He's very possessive of you, he'll show off his carnassial teeth to those he feels like are getting too close or into your business too much. A few scratches here and there to others but just dragging him away to the comfort of your room, and giving him some ear scratches, he's basking in all the attention you're giving him. He does like to be gross and annoy you sometimes, by licking your face and seeing you react to his saliva all over. Makes him laugh and he'll rebuttal that it's how he shows his love.

[miilkybnn]

Sorry if this is a repeat thought, I think when I earlier attempted to share my internet went out, so it’s a 50/50 chance it either sent or didn’t…

Anywho!! I absolutely adore your mermay! Roach design!! The colours really remind me of how betta fish (or really any fish) when stressed or Ill lose colour. It gives this idea that Roach has a bad past and like, possibly after being with Ghost for a bit, he’d grow to be more vibrant in colour! Bright reds and blues, and just absolutely gorgeous.

Anywho, sorry if it had sent beforehand- but even so- I absolutely lover your art and your style! Keep up the amazing work you’ve produced and make sure to care for yourself!!<33

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IT DIDNT and I’m so sad bc if it did I would have drawn this before work took a hold of me but now that I have some time and energy to spare, i can finally share this lovely thought + the art that i just HAD to draw from it bc it’s literally so cute and lovely and oughhgoughhouheueueueu pretty roach pretty eueeughgoughgheueu

[octopiys]

I’ve got another quote if you want to use it!

Fuck me like one of your French men, wait no I fucked that up. Paint me like a french whore, nope not right either. Fuck it just call me a slut and be on your way

It’s actually from me this time! Have a lovely time zone!

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YES 🪶ANON YOURE BACK THANK YOU I HOPE YOURE ALSO HAVINF A LOVELY TIME ZONE

COD Incorrect Quotes(plus things my friends have said)

Gaz, to Alex: awww look at Price and Nik. they look like...

Gaz: little... eggs in a basket.

Alex: what-?

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Horangi: come here König, we're having a threesome.

König:

Everyone else:

Horangi: ....I didn't mean it like that.

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Soap: everyone knows Ghost has giant tits.

Soap: he wears a bro.

Gaz: ...everyone does not know that.

Soap: fuck.

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Ghost after watching Soap apply gun grease like he did in the trailer: fuck me like one of your French men. Wait no I fucked that up-

Ghost: paint me like a French whore- no, that's not right either-

Price:

Ghost, dying inside: fuck it, just call me a slut and I'll be on my way.

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Farah, after reading 50 Shades: it is a love story!! If-

Farah: if you look over all the bdsm sex...

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Makarov: gimme your phone or else I'll bomb your house

Yuri: again???

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Graves: the Masked Simger is the downfall of America

Alejandro: how many times do I tell you to get the fuck out of my base-

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Gaz: you know, if we were in a movie, we'd be lesbians in love.

Alex: ???

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Ghost: my dad was like Bon Jovi, but worse-

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Valeria: I don't know how to express this, but if I'm not sleeping with your mother, then I will NOT sleep next to her.

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König: Roze, you know what pisses me OFF?

König: when people try to be FAKE REDHEADS. It pisses me THE FUCK OFF.

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Ghost, in the hospital: stop, that hurts, I've got a bad arm!

Soap: and I'VE got a bad EMOTIONAL state!

Ghost:

Soap: so... so you should probably start being nice to me.

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Price, after Soap made him listen to Tili Tili Bom: they sing that to Russian children!?

Price: that's probably why Makarov is so fucked up in the head.

Nikolai, who just wanted a peaceful morning:

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Roach: ayo can you hand me my nutty buttys and my crack-

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Price: Ghost, you cannot hate Gaz for no reason than to just say you hate him.

Ghost: goddammit.

Ghost:

Ghost: can I hate Soap instead?

Soap: come ON-

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Rodolfo, trying to go on the next mission after Borderline:

Alejandro, shoving him back down: Jesus said go back to bed, you Have Not risen

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Ghost: did I tell you the one time I got babysat by an iguana?

Gaz: everything I learn about you is against my will.

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Laswell: don't call me a whore, I identify as a slut, bitch.

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Graves, angrily: if you weren't you, and you were some creepy fifty year old man, I'd pound you!

Graves:

Los Vaqueros:

Graves: I... I didn't mean it like that-

Alejandro: I told you to GET OUT-

[lil-gae-disaster]

I had to re-take a test I missed because of my lung infection from before the holidays and I took like 10 minutes marking everything and getting a rough plan of what I wanted to write

I wrote 3½ pages.

I took a bit over 45 minutes. With thinking pauses.

I had 75 minutes in total.

.......

HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME-

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A stimboard for a fictive of Campbell Bain from Takin’ Over the Asylum with themes of vinyl, record players, and radio imagery

Credits: x x x / x x x / x x x

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A set of nine gifs for a stimboard. The gifs are, from left to right and top to bottom:

A black and white box radio, with a hand turning the right knob; a vintage upright microphone on a blue background, a finger tapping as if testing the sound; a black and white clip of a tape, labeled “awesome mix vol 1” in a tape player; a close up of a black record spinning on a record player; Campbell, a pale masc person with headphones on, talking to someone off screen; a record playing on a record player with a light purple box; a set of controls for a radio station, with hands pushing buttons; a shelf of records in their cases; a car radio, with the left knob being turned

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